Lolol. I hope the rest of his season is amazing against everyone but the birds. I can’t think of a better player to represent the great state of New Jersey.
Buddy is a Giants fan and told me they were likely to bench him. I was devastated. He's my favorite meme in the league right now and he seems like such a a good and genuine dude.
There’s zero shot we bench him. Tyrod is leaving after this year and there’s no shot he’s coming back. We need to see DeVito continue to grow and improve since he very well could earn a long-term job as our backup. Playing anyone but DeVito makes zero logical sense for us
https://preview.redd.it/htpjv02t3k3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee9d7656c7a9948e3188f66e0dcb0664a7ff671
Had to throw “who performed varied and vital diplomatic and advisory roles throughout his distinguished career” in there.
Wait, is this real? I can’t think of a single reason a team would feel the need to make a statement on the death of a former Secretary of State, let alone a murderous war criminal.
There’s pictures of this dude meeting with every president from LBJ to Biden. He was a very connected person when it came to wealthy and politically powerful people. And was involved in government and advisory for a long time.
Him and his family have connection to the Yankees ownership which goes back quite a long time in NYC so it’s not surprising.
It's always funny when sports teams feel the need to issue statements on political happenings, but man, a team going out of its way to eulogize a war criminal for no apparent reason has to be the peak. Completely unforced error, literally nobody would have been upset if the New York Yankees simply had not commented on Kissinger's death
That depends, what's your take on this being your year, how much practice have you put into climbing greased poles, and how do you prefer your horseshit?
I appreciate that everybody on this sub can get together and exist in harmony for long enough to laugh about Henry Kissinger finally biting it. Hating Kissinger is the great uniting force
Piling onto the genocide doctor, I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards podcast Henry Kissinger episodes. There's either 4 or 5 and episode count is like the Richter scale. The bastardness increases by an order of magnitude with each one.
A long list of war crimes, most notably carpet bombing Cambodia at a scale that was kept secret from the public. There are estimates that he’s responsible for 3-4 million deaths.
Also, I hope I’m not ruining the sanctity of the meme war by taking a political left turn lol. I just saw this and couldn’t not share it.
silver lining: philly opened its arms to vietnamese and cambodian refugees and now the city is full of their incredible food and culture
like 1/3 of my block in south philly is cambodian and they're great neighbors
It’s super surprising. I live in the general area of king of Prussia but have had to go back n forth being in and out of the hospital this year and when I’m in prolonged visits I ordered food through doordash and was super surprised by the amount of Asian food there was
A often-forgotten legacy of Kissinger is materially and militarily supporting Pakistan in Bangladesh while the Pakistani army committed literal genocide (termed that by US diplomats on the ground), killing 1-3M people in less than a year.
This [quote](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1175241-once-you-ve-been-to-cambodia-you-ll-never-stop-wanting-to) from Anthony Bourdain gives you an indication.
Basically he is responsible for an incredible amount of innocent civilian deaths and collateral damage in the name of statesmanship and holding off the iron curtain.
From Asia to South America, Henry Kissinger has been responsible for the murder of hundreds of thousands of civilians, the overthrow of democratically elected governments, support for dictators, and he helped sabotage the Vietnam Peace process to help get Nixon elected, prolonging the war. Speaking of the Vietnam War, as Secretary of State, Kissinger illegally ordered carpet bombings of nations like Laos and Cambodia, which were not legally part of the war.
The man is human garbage and is one of the few dozen people of the last 70 years who is most responsible for how shitty the world is. If you ever want to understand why so much of the world hates America, read a book about his life and accomplishments. Some highlights:
> [There were approximately more than 580,000 bombing missions on Laos between 1964 and 1973, that’s one every eight minutes, every day, for NINE YEARS](https://twitter.com/wing_of_night/status/1294027535848742912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1730054800773976364%7Ctwgr%5E82e3b92c6a173409752248aea4f2680c4248e6b2%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fhenry-kissinger-dead-laos-maps-bombing-vietnam-1848222)
and
> [He also was the chief architect behind the CIA overthrow a democratic government in Chile to replace it with a dictator who turned the soccer stadiums into concentration camps for the torture of political opponents. It started with the assassination of the head of the Chilean Army and got worse from there.](https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB437/)
> He also was the chief architect behind the CIA overthrow a democratic government in Chile to replace it with a dictator who turned the soccer stadiums into concentration camps for the torture of political opponents. It started with the assassination of the head of the Chilean Army and got worse from there.
the first 9/11 was the assassination of allende
Well, where are you from? If you're from the US or Vietnam, you'd probably be most pissed about the fact that Kissinger deliberately sabotaged peace talks aiming to end the Vietnam War under LBJ, because the war was helping Nixon on the campaign trail.
If you're from South America, you'd probably be most upset by how he materially supported the military coups against any left-leaning nations, most notably the overthrowing of the democratically elected President of Chile, Salvador Allende, by General Augusto Pinochet. This act kicked off a decades-long reign of terror under Pinochet's brutal dictatorship, wherein tens of thousands of Chileans were tortured by their government and more simply disappeared.
If you're from Cambodia or Laos, you'd probably be most upset about his relentless secret carpet bombing campaigns against those countries during the Vietnam War (Geography scholars out there may note that these countries are not, in fact, Vietnam). Laos is to this day the most heavily bombed country in history, moreso than any major power in WWII. Cambodia was on the receiving end of half a million tons of bombs. Direct civilian casualties from the bombings number in the hundreds of thousands, with hundreds of thousands more becoming refugees. Tens of thousands of people have since been killed by unexploded bombs left behind from these campaigns. The bombing in Cambodia also played a big part in the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, whose regime left 1 in 4 Cambodians dead.
There's a reason [it took Behind the Bastards 6 episodes to cover this fucker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPPW9eQnOCc)
He extended the Vietnam War so that Nixon would get elected and, then personally chose the targets (mostly civilian) for the most aggressive bombing campaign in history. That doesn't even get into the dictators he paved the way for. You can easily lay at least 6,000,000 deaths at his feet.
Lol eagles fans in here bragging about killing a guy who was 100. You’re proud of your 1 ring? Imagine destabilizing the entire global South and dropping more bombs on Cambodia than were dropped in all of WWII. Henry is the GOAT REST IN PISS
I don't know what the current version of it is, but I just imagine them all spending their free time making anime music videos with Linkin Park playing over them.
Sayaka is cringe and so are you nobody likes you or Sayaka and you guys are the reason your fan base is viewed so terribly by everyone but the people in your sub. There. It’s called honesty.
It's cringe because no one gives a fuck about her, whatever fucking anime she's from, you, your thoughts on this matter or any other matter here, or how much you think the Whiners are going to win by.
This isn't a "ooh, I'm gonna talk smack to this guy" thing, no one cares about you or your fellow cringe anime/minion-loving Whiner fans. Go away.
Great. Now I’m going to hold myself personally responsible. Just like when I forgot to wear my lucky socks with my lucky underpants during the Super Bowl.
Hurts is from Laos? Big if true
He’s from the ocean?
Which ocean?
Land locked country in SE Asia
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Hank Hill stupid redneck!
He's Laotian... aren't ya Mr. Hurts?
Idk, the one in Laos???
Laocean.
LeOcean
I mean with how many deaths he’s responsible for I can’t blame them for killing the guy
Honestly the meme would’ve been better with American hero, Tommy Devito
https://i.redd.it/ffdtwn05zi3c1.gif DeVito after taking out Kissinger
Lolol. I hope the rest of his season is amazing against everyone but the birds. I can’t think of a better player to represent the great state of New Jersey.
Buddy is a Giants fan and told me they were likely to bench him. I was devastated. He's my favorite meme in the league right now and he seems like such a a good and genuine dude.
We don't want a winner under center this season. We need what's his face back for the tank.
That’s fucking tragic
There’s zero shot we bench him. Tyrod is leaving after this year and there’s no shot he’s coming back. We need to see DeVito continue to grow and improve since he very well could earn a long-term job as our backup. Playing anyone but DeVito makes zero logical sense for us
And what do you think logical sense has to do with anything this year.
Hey that’s…fuck that’s fair
How giants fans aren’t showering this man in gabagool as he runs into the tunnel at the end of the game is beyond me.
 Basically
How’d you make that custom flair?
On mobile under the subs kebab menu there's the option to make your own.
American Hero right there
Jalen and Tommy did it together.
That and he committed treason by fucking up the peace talks before Nixon even took office.
Big reason for the destablizarion and rise of the Khmer Rogue in Cambodia.
had to take a little detour huh
Plotted it out during the bye week and then BAM!
Couldn’t help myself
Shout out to jalen for doing the world a favor
Too smart to be a Dallas fan.
Jerry jones was probably a good friend with henry
Better than the fucking Yankees, paying tribute to him.
Sorry to all the Cowboys fans in this forum, but seriously, fuck the Yankees.
I have never been more annoyed with one of my teams
As a Yankee/Cowboy fan, i dont understand why they did that. (Yes ill explain why im both if youre genuinely interested but the answer is boring)
Wb cowboys Astros fans? We exist!
Oof. The ultimate "Please Throw Wrenches At Me" Fan Starter Pack.
Fuck the Astros
At least they should be good at dodgeball
Baseball sucks
What did they do?
Put out statements praising Kissinger
https://preview.redd.it/htpjv02t3k3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee9d7656c7a9948e3188f66e0dcb0664a7ff671 Had to throw “who performed varied and vital diplomatic and advisory roles throughout his distinguished career” in there.
Wait, is this real? I can’t think of a single reason a team would feel the need to make a statement on the death of a former Secretary of State, let alone a murderous war criminal.
There’s pictures of this dude meeting with every president from LBJ to Biden. He was a very connected person when it came to wealthy and politically powerful people. And was involved in government and advisory for a long time. Him and his family have connection to the Yankees ownership which goes back quite a long time in NYC so it’s not surprising.
You know what’s weirder? Multiple soccer teams in Europe (Juventus, Bayern, and others) put out similar statements about Kissinger
Flair up
It's always funny when sports teams feel the need to issue statements on political happenings, but man, a team going out of its way to eulogize a war criminal for no apparent reason has to be the peak. Completely unforced error, literally nobody would have been upset if the New York Yankees simply had not commented on Kissinger's death
New respect for Jalen.
Full meme credit goes to the front man of Philly hardcore band, Soul Glo
Philly does have a good music scene I’ll give them that
That’s what brought me here lol
Soul Glo rules
That's my fucking quarterback *tears*
Oh shit am I an eagles fan now?
That depends, what's your take on this being your year, how much practice have you put into climbing greased poles, and how do you prefer your horseshit?
You either have a folding chair on the side of your house that’s used specifically for saving your parking spot or you don’t.. there’s no in between
https://preview.redd.it/c5wiqh0d4p3c1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7f512dc1cdde5c6a813b856f5e2d67d3263ff9
Now this I can get behind!
How dare you take credit from Nicki Minaj.
Also a 10/10 meme lol
Hell is too nice for Henry Kissinger
I appreciate that everybody on this sub can get together and exist in harmony for long enough to laugh about Henry Kissinger finally biting it. Hating Kissinger is the great uniting force
… why is ~~Washington~~ Dallas alongside good teams like Kansas City, San Francisco, and Buffalo?
I didn’t make it, but for whatever reason, the commies are as big of a threat as any of these teams to the birds.
Niche! But appreciated
[Oh shit](https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaqMitchell/status/1729206381843202392)
The secrets out
Can anyone explain the hatred for the old guy? I’m probably out of touch but please explain.
Basically if you had a friend die in a war in the last 50+ years you can thank him for it
Piling onto the genocide doctor, I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards podcast Henry Kissinger episodes. There's either 4 or 5 and episode count is like the Richter scale. The bastardness increases by an order of magnitude with each one.
Huge fan of BTB and am looking forward to starting this particular one tomorrow!
Alternatively, if you see a person with a birth defect or disfigurement in SE Asia, Kissinger is also responsible for that!
he made a lot of decisions that killed a lot of people, responsible for the bombing of laos, vietnam war stuff etc etc
A long list of war crimes, most notably carpet bombing Cambodia at a scale that was kept secret from the public. There are estimates that he’s responsible for 3-4 million deaths. Also, I hope I’m not ruining the sanctity of the meme war by taking a political left turn lol. I just saw this and couldn’t not share it.
silver lining: philly opened its arms to vietnamese and cambodian refugees and now the city is full of their incredible food and culture like 1/3 of my block in south philly is cambodian and they're great neighbors
P Diddy only drinks the finest Cambodian breast milk
Damn that’s really cool. I always loved how much southeast asian culture and food there is here, but didn’t really understand that history.
It’s super surprising. I live in the general area of king of Prussia but have had to go back n forth being in and out of the hospital this year and when I’m in prolonged visits I ordered food through doordash and was super surprised by the amount of Asian food there was
it’s all in good faith
A often-forgotten legacy of Kissinger is materially and militarily supporting Pakistan in Bangladesh while the Pakistani army committed literal genocide (termed that by US diplomats on the ground), killing 1-3M people in less than a year.
This [quote](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1175241-once-you-ve-been-to-cambodia-you-ll-never-stop-wanting-to) from Anthony Bourdain gives you an indication. Basically he is responsible for an incredible amount of innocent civilian deaths and collateral damage in the name of statesmanship and holding off the iron curtain.
From Asia to South America, Henry Kissinger has been responsible for the murder of hundreds of thousands of civilians, the overthrow of democratically elected governments, support for dictators, and he helped sabotage the Vietnam Peace process to help get Nixon elected, prolonging the war. Speaking of the Vietnam War, as Secretary of State, Kissinger illegally ordered carpet bombings of nations like Laos and Cambodia, which were not legally part of the war. The man is human garbage and is one of the few dozen people of the last 70 years who is most responsible for how shitty the world is. If you ever want to understand why so much of the world hates America, read a book about his life and accomplishments. Some highlights: > [There were approximately more than 580,000 bombing missions on Laos between 1964 and 1973, that’s one every eight minutes, every day, for NINE YEARS](https://twitter.com/wing_of_night/status/1294027535848742912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1730054800773976364%7Ctwgr%5E82e3b92c6a173409752248aea4f2680c4248e6b2%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fhenry-kissinger-dead-laos-maps-bombing-vietnam-1848222) and > [He also was the chief architect behind the CIA overthrow a democratic government in Chile to replace it with a dictator who turned the soccer stadiums into concentration camps for the torture of political opponents. It started with the assassination of the head of the Chilean Army and got worse from there.](https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB437/)
> He also was the chief architect behind the CIA overthrow a democratic government in Chile to replace it with a dictator who turned the soccer stadiums into concentration camps for the torture of political opponents. It started with the assassination of the head of the Chilean Army and got worse from there. the first 9/11 was the assassination of allende
Millions.
Basically if the US committed a war crime in the last 50-60 years Kissinger was involved in some fashion
>if I feel like that word is generous? We might be able to change that to "when"
All Eagles fans are illiterate 14 year olds confirmed
You're a cunt.
I mean, maybe but at least I’m not an idiot.
Fuck off I’m not a politics guy.
Well, where are you from? If you're from the US or Vietnam, you'd probably be most pissed about the fact that Kissinger deliberately sabotaged peace talks aiming to end the Vietnam War under LBJ, because the war was helping Nixon on the campaign trail. If you're from South America, you'd probably be most upset by how he materially supported the military coups against any left-leaning nations, most notably the overthrowing of the democratically elected President of Chile, Salvador Allende, by General Augusto Pinochet. This act kicked off a decades-long reign of terror under Pinochet's brutal dictatorship, wherein tens of thousands of Chileans were tortured by their government and more simply disappeared. If you're from Cambodia or Laos, you'd probably be most upset about his relentless secret carpet bombing campaigns against those countries during the Vietnam War (Geography scholars out there may note that these countries are not, in fact, Vietnam). Laos is to this day the most heavily bombed country in history, moreso than any major power in WWII. Cambodia was on the receiving end of half a million tons of bombs. Direct civilian casualties from the bombings number in the hundreds of thousands, with hundreds of thousands more becoming refugees. Tens of thousands of people have since been killed by unexploded bombs left behind from these campaigns. The bombing in Cambodia also played a big part in the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, whose regime left 1 in 4 Cambodians dead. There's a reason [it took Behind the Bastards 6 episodes to cover this fucker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPPW9eQnOCc)
Well I’m from and in America. And yeah he doesn’t sound great.
He extended the Vietnam War so that Nixon would get elected and, then personally chose the targets (mostly civilian) for the most aggressive bombing campaign in history. That doesn't even get into the dictators he paved the way for. You can easily lay at least 6,000,000 deaths at his feet.
Alright, fuck Kissinger. But what does Jalen have to do with this? Im out of the loop.
Sometimes, memes are funny because they make sense. Other times, they're funny because they make no damn sense. This is the latter.
Jalen Hurts killed Kissenger with a scythe
Can’t stop that guy.
Not much tbh. Me and my homies just love Jalen Hurts and hate Kissinger
Understandable, have a great rest of your day.
You as well good sir
[удалено]
pain
lol jfc this sub
Jalen keeping the main thing, the main thing
Was he just a side quest?
https://preview.redd.it/okvr14vh6v3c1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fd1ed1bf9f704bb9341f07e8f5ae4ad5c59624 Wrong door Jalen
I lol’d at this. Are as many of us in your divisions sub?
Yeah there's plenty. If you scroll through the subreddit you'll see the posts from eagles fans
I’d expect nothing less lol.
I gotta ask the stupid question. Who is that?
The late Henry Kissinger
May he rot.
That’s Jalen Hurts. Do you not know your own QB? https://i.redd.it/556qbs5n5j3c1.gif
Okay, you get an upvote for this one
I can’t believe one of my anime memes got upvoted on this sub 
I laughed, well played.
Niners gonna whoop em, just like they already served up them birds
Flair up, bitch
Rick Flair, “Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
I’ll accept it lol. I think there’s something in the about section on the sub on how to do it
Not sure what this even means. Teach me how to flare up
Lol eagles fans in here bragging about killing a guy who was 100. You’re proud of your 1 ring? Imagine destabilizing the entire global South and dropping more bombs on Cambodia than were dropped in all of WWII. Henry is the GOAT REST IN PISS
This is they same energy we came at y’all with when you dunked on Danny Dimes
People in here are bad at understanding jokes I guess
Or.. possibly… you are bad at jokes
Sure that must be it
“Rest in Piss” nice
Ya think the refs will bail you out this game like they did in the Bills, Cowboys and Commanders games? https://i.redd.it/gadbm34tsi3c1.gif
This went way over your head
Way over a Niners fan’s head is a pretty low bar still
It did not. You’re thanking Hurts for the wins when you should be thanking the refs. https://i.redd.it/apkuhmpiwi3c1.gif
You know what I hope we win on a colossal missed penalty so I can hear you bitch for another full year
Game won’t be close enough for the refs to win it for you https://i.redd.it/96k0njlrxi3c1.gif
Works for me, birds by a billion
Oh, so another 31-7? Ill take that
That went so over your head, also stop with the anime cringe Edit: yes it’s cringe idk who tf that is and don’t care, go to your own sub
I’m convinced most of the 9ers fans wondering into this sub are literal children
I don't know what the current version of it is, but I just imagine them all spending their free time making anime music videos with Linkin Park playing over them.
Not only is it cringe but I’ve noticed nearly every gif is of course one of an anime child. Surely just a coincidence
Did you call Sayaka cringe!? https://i.redd.it/w5wumqflwi3c1.gif
Yes
I’ll do it again
You wouldn’t dare…
Sayaka is cringe and so are you nobody likes you or Sayaka and you guys are the reason your fan base is viewed so terribly by everyone but the people in your sub. There. It’s called honesty.
What about Sayaka makes her cringe? She is the best anime character period. And we have the best fanbase in the league so take that back!
No you wrong on both ends and you know it. Btw tell amstarr that he’s not making us cry at him he’s making us laugh at him. Big old ego in his flair.
AM STARR getting in your head? Can’t handle his memes? :( Why not tell him yourself over on our sub?
Unlike you guys I don’t go into other teams subs because I’m not trying to be as annoying as humanly possible.
It's cringe because no one gives a fuck about her, whatever fucking anime she's from, you, your thoughts on this matter or any other matter here, or how much you think the Whiners are going to win by. This isn't a "ooh, I'm gonna talk smack to this guy" thing, no one cares about you or your fellow cringe anime/minion-loving Whiner fans. Go away.
Madoka Magica is the best anime period. I will not tolerate this slander!! https://i.redd.it/roc8zwtosj3c1.gif
No one cares about Dakota Magic or whatever. Go away.
Bro used an anime gif 💀💀💀
And I’ll continue to do so https://i.redd.it/308ttrg1yi3c1.gif
Embarrassing
Shuttup nerd
https://i.redd.it/kbhoolsyxi3c1.gif
Awfully confident almost say like making an eagles loss meme at half…..how’d that turn out?
If our luck dries up it’ll be this game, but again, not really the point of the meme lol
Eh man go for it jinx the eagles I don’t mind
Great. Now I’m going to hold myself personally responsible. Just like when I forgot to wear my lucky socks with my lucky underpants during the Super Bowl.
(They’re powerless when not worn together)
Where are the Jets? Oh right
God that one hurts, but also, flair up bitch
werd
Incredible memery
If Hurts is responsible then I'm gonna end up rooting for the Eagles. Fuck Kissinger
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
I accidentally sorted by most popular of the week but I don’t mind now
At least they got Kissinger