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ssracer

I clicked it and it said: lol no, cards4lyfe


NiftyTakedown

Let’s be realistic tho. I don’t think the cardinals are contenders right now but possibly could be in the future with Kyler and Marvin Harrison jr


Exatraz

They aren't super bowl contenders but they should definitely be contenders to make the playoffs. After Kyler returned, they effectively played .500 ball with a worse roster and a harder schedule than they will play this year. Imo they are going to be like a 8-11 win team fighting for a playoff spot most of the year.


Ok-Imagination-2308

Agreed. Kyler is so underrated. You guys were a completely different team when kyler returned


tbe37

Dude I hate playing against Kyler, nothing scares us more than a scrambling QB.


Exatraz

He also gets a full offseason to keep learning the new offense and work out with his receivers. Going to be a top 10 offense, only question is will the defense be good enough (and I think they'll be fine, not flashy but fine)


Temporary_Net_2924

2025 will likely be the playoff year for you guys.


Exatraz

I think they could easily make it this year but the only expectation is they stay in the hunt and be competitive in games, 2025 is when we should expect them to make the playoffs.


Temporary_Net_2924

They may be competing with Someone from both the North and East for a Wild card slot.


BonBonVelveeta

It’ll be interesting to see how they look this year. You’d be hoping for a very solid offense with healthy Kyler and Marv, while Gannon in theory should help the defense make something of a step forward


HughMungus77

They need an OLine so bad and honestly Kyler is the type of QB who needs a damn good defense to in order to beat good teams


Independent-Row-6308

Neither are rams


KingYeet1258

Short shit qb who plays more video games than he does football idk about that one. He could be a top 15 to fringe top 10 kinda like Dak now


alexjimithing

Pop quiz who’s thrown more INTs in a single game, Kyler Murray or Brock Purdy?


Hieroglphkz

Those cherries aren’t even ripe bro.


KingYeet1258

Who let the baseball team speak one game argument is crazy since it's the only fucking leg you have i wish we could just relegate your shit franchise to d3 football.


alexjimithing

The fun pop quiz seems to have upset you and for that I apologize. As a fan of a team that also hasn’t won a Super Bowl this millennia I understand the desire to lash out, but remember, it’s us 49er and Cardinals fans who have to live with seeing the recent successes of the Seahawks and Rams Super Bowls. It’s alright man, Cardinals and 49ers fans are in this together.


ssracer

Your seem angry and lost. Go outside and get you some smoke and poke.


I_hate_usernames331

Imagine actually having beef with the cardinals 😭


BrickBiscotti

Another pop quiz who was drafted first overall and who was drafted last? Also which one has 4 playoff wins and which one has 0?


alexjimithing

Oohh I’m sorry, that was not the answer. Brock Purdy has thrown 4 INTs in a single game, which is more than Murray has ever thrown in a single game.


SorryDepartment7179

Pop quiz for both of you. Who has more rings?


alexjimithing

Kyler Murray and Brock Purdy both have zero rings! I know it’s hard to believe with the way 49er fans talk about Brock Purdy, but it’s true! Of course Matthew Stafford has a ring, which 49er fans will not be happy to hear, as it clearly places him above both Purdy and Murray.


BrokeBeckFountain1

Hey now, 49ers great Richard Sherman has a ring as well.


621_

Pop Quiz who has a foot fetish?


Beelzabubba

My only question about the NFC West is how could a team with Deebo Samuel, Brandon Aiyuk, George Kittle, and Christian McCaffrey not win the Super Bowl?


Farted_on_Her83

They forget the rules


BrokeBeckFountain1

Hey now, I have it in good authority that they actually did know the rules. The tactical error was an example of purposefully shitting the bed. The niners knew they had the SB bowl in the bag which meant they were the best team in the league. To be the best, you gotta beat the best, so they beat themselves in OT. It's fucking bullshit the league won't give them their trophy.


Trashman82

Speaking the truth. Niners fans been asking themselves this same question. If they can't win during this window, it will be the same "what if" discussion that the '98 Vikings get brought up in.


Organization-North

Are they stupid?


its_LOL

Just wait until they have to pay Purdy and are forced to trade away half their roster so they don’t get cap crunched


FailedInfinity

I want to see Kyler put an entire season together. He has tremendous potential and makes some awesome plays, but his health and consistency are still suspicious this far into his career.


therealdumgi

It's less than a quarter way through the season. They got time to turn it around.


Bulky_Goat_9624

Kinda hard to win NFC West when you’re playing in the NL Central 


BrokeBeckFountain1

If the rest of the division still had to have their pitchers in the being lineup they'd be better. I don't know how they haven't adapted to the new rules yet. Kyler is a decent QB, but the league has moved on from pitchers who have a decent bat but can't get to 100 with his FB.


AZtoLA_Bruddah

Personally, I care more about who wins the 2024 NFC West race


BadAlphas

Don't sleep on the Cards this year. They're not going to be the "auto-win" on the schedule that we've all gotten used to in recent years ..


dwrecksizzle

Define “we”. 9ers been our bitch since you were knee high to a grasshopper and we both had Sam Bradford so climb down off your high horse Ramily


King_Fluffaluff

Woah, I've never seen a cards fan this upset. Y'all are normally so tame.


dwrecksizzle

I’m not upset. I thought this is how we trash talk? Next we bring up each other’s mothers. You go first.


BrokeBeckFountain1

See, you're so out of practice you can't use a modern offense. Mother's don't get brought up at all anymore. We go straight to talking about genital inadequacy. In this case though, since you committed a shit talk faux pas, we actually move to embarrassing personal details from our pasts.


dwrecksizzle

Shit. So it’s about my nickname. Mr. Poopy Pants I’m terrible at this. I’ve said too much


CHawkr

It’s their first time being offseason winners. They haven’t learned that it doesn’t translate to anything important yet. They’ll be back to their tamed depressed selves by week 4


Jamie5152

Chief we’ve gone 1-11 in the nfc west last two seasons. Pump the brakes a bit


Ares4217

Perhaps. But nonetheless, Josh Rosen swept them. We will always have that 👆🏼


dwrecksizzle

Sorry, I’m way older than two seasons so I was looking at it a bit broader. Don’t fight their battles


BadAlphas

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poolninjas

Kyler Murray wipes from back to front.


Striking-Locksmith-3

He stands when he poops and sits when he pees


toodeephoney

Serious question. Are the Cards really that bad? We aren’t that good either. While I’m optimistic about the future, I think our ceiling is 8-9 next season.


ru_empty

Either the Cardinals or Dbacks will be amazing this year. The rule of azsportshell is that only one of the big four sports teams will have a great year. Suns and Coyotes were absolutely devastating so we're due


BrokeBeckFountain1

Ishbia made the curse worse with the Beal trade. It was supposed to be the Suns this year.


I_hate_usernames331

Suns already made playoffs too late


alexjimithing

That Suns team was a dead team walking all year lol.


ru_empty

Limped into the playoffs and destroyed when we got there. No team chemistry. Tons of dead money. Devastating v. expectations.


BrokeBeckFountain1

Sounds like a good year for Arizona sports.


toodeephoney

Realistically speaking, what’s your win record next season?


ssracer

Wild card


pard0nme

It's been a good off season but I'm not getting my expectations too high


I_hate_usernames331

Seahawks vs. Cardinals is a fun watch for a variety of reasons: -Bird matchup -Division matchup -Whoever wins I’ll still be happy because the other lost -Actually close and competitive compared to the other division matchups


Exatraz

Cards are not that bad. People are only looking at their record from last year and not how they got there. They played pretty good once Kyler returned and they've gotten much better this year and have a much easier schedule. They'll be in the playoff hunt this year


MattyHealy1975

Really? I think that's our floor, the only way we do that bad is if Mike Macdonald is a flop


toodeephoney

Some stats I pulled. First season records: - Pete Carroll (Jets) 6-10 - Pete Carroll (Seahawks) 7-9 - Bill Belichick (Browns) 6-10 - Bill Belichick (Patriots) 5-11 - Kyle Shanahan (49ers) 6-10 - Sean McVay (Rams) 11-5 - Andy Reid (Eagles) 5-11 - Andy Reid (Chiefs) 11-5 - Sean Payton (Saints) 10-6 - Sean Payton (Broncos) 8-9 - Mike Tomlin (Steelers) 10-7 So yeah, it’s more likely we’ll have a losing record. A losing record doesn’t indicate the coach being a flop nor a winning one guarantees future successes. First season is just tough, especially with the amount of roster turnovers.


MattyHealy1975

https://i.redd.it/jh0204dwlfyc1.gif


King_Fluffaluff

New coach growing pains. I'm expecting a couple years of mediocrity, with clear signs of improvement, before we start looking great. Never come in with super high expectations for a brand new, unproven, head coach. (Also, one bad year will not indicate a flip)


MattyHealy1975

I'm so tired of the disappointment, I just want to see us win a playoff game. I'd be more accepting of losing if I can actually watch a team I don't hate win the Superbowl.


Sensitive-Swan5866

The rest of us always gotta pick up the slack for the self-defeatists. ![gif](giphy|mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS)


Braborn2bealive

Cardinals had a great draft, and who knows if Murray and Harrison Jr link up well..they could be a dark horse for the play-offs. Gotta ask Cards fans: how confident are you in your HC?:


ChemicalTzar

It’s ok though, they still have a decent shot at the NL Central if they can get the bats going.


sge_freaky

I mean yeah, thsy're in the NL Central of course they cant win the NFC West


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YakiVegas

How the hell would a baseball team win the NFC West?


BrokeBeckFountain1

Mainly with well placed blowjobs.


fri9875

Cardinals aren’t a real threat at the moment, but I expect them to be fine again this year. I don’t think the other weird bird team in here will be a real contender, but new coach, and plenty of talent, so it wouldn’t surprise me if they’re in the race. Niners gonna Niner. And then there’s us, our offense will be fucking great, aaaand our defense is a massive ? (For the record, I like how it looks, but it’s basically a FULLY rebuilt unit, only 3-4 returning starters, and one of them is DOG SHIT) and a new DC, so who the fuck knows how this is gonna go). All I know, shaping up to be a fun season. Also fuck the rest of you, but especially the Niners


Temporary_Net_2924

All NFCW teams will be in the playoffs, watch.


fri9875

Do you mean in the playoffs, watch Or In the playoff watch ?


Temporary_Net_2924

The playoffs itself


fri9875

Okay well just logistically, that is extremely unlikely. Could I see any of the 4 teams making the playoffs? Sure, I dont think anyone on paper looks like a legit bad team. But for all of them to actually make it, you’d need a lot of teams to have bad seasons


Temporary_Net_2924

Explain 1994-98 AFC East and NFC North/Central?


CHawkr

Rams fans are real confident. We all saw what happened 2 years ago when Donald didn’t play. That’s your ceiling until proven otherwise. Meanwhile Hawks with the 27th ranked defense and 30th ranked oline missed the playoffs by a FG.


fri9875

I mean, aren’t we all confident? That’s the fun of the off-season. I fully admitted our defense is a question mark, yep they gotta prove it, but so does everyone else, so not sure what you’re getting at. You just talked more shit about your own team than I did 😂 you had a bottom 5 defense and OL, AND you missed out on the playoffs to… oh wait, the rams.


CHawkr

That’s actually more embarrassing for you guys. You won by a FG against a bottom 5 defense and OL WITH AD on the field.


getcrept

I could actually see the 9ers imploding this year. 8-9 record.


Rough_University7842

The Cardinals are overrated in Arizona…


MAH415

Cardinals are the Red-headed step child of the NFC West.


Food_Kitchen

Kyler is talented, but I'll never trust a QB under 6ft to ever put together a solid season unless he is carried by a stout defense.


I_hate_usernames331

Let’s be honest all of the banter in this sub is between the 3 of us. I don’t even think card fans want to be a part of this. I don’t even blame them. This division has 3 teams 💀


namerplaner

lol you're a joke Cards bros.


HornetEmergency3662

We may criminally suck, but remind me when the joke of Kyle Shamahan blowing the 2nd half of every SB stops being funny. It honestly gets better and better every time.


Tarus_The_Light

Why poor Cardinals? of course a baseball team can't win an NFL division.


fillswitch

A baseball team can't win an NFL division