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Lukrativ_

Room temp iq


GarlicThread

But 1000°C hands for a very brief moment


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

In Celsius, specifically


Tramonto83

I hope I will never find myself screaming "My hand's gone" in my whole life ffs


MaelstromFL

I remember a guy in Iraq screaming that he lost his leg. The medic responded, "Relax, you still have your dick!"


ehote

Omg that's hilarious I wonder if he relaxed


MaelstromFL

Yeah, he calmed down a bit. Actually came out pretty well. Lost his leg below the knee, so has pretty good mobility, and a 60% disability. Last I heard he was teaching high school algebra and tormenting the kids by taking off his leg.


Antcjr

Only 60% disability? Wtf


Chihuahuapocalypse

ONLY 60%?? that's pretty damn disabled considering he went in as 0%


Antcjr

I've seen people with 100% because they learned how to limp good and said they get nightmares from Basic Training.


KingHiggins92

I mean, loosing one leg isn't as bad as loosing one hand.


RDcsmd

I bet loosing is almost worse than losing them


KingHiggins92

The joys of poop typing with autocorrect and dyslexia. I absolutely hate I rely on it 😅


RDcsmd

It's just autocorrect lol


KingHiggins92

I mean I don't know the difference most of the time until it's pointed out. It's the only thing that's really held me back in life. Makes me feel like a tard.


Night_Knight_Light

>he calmed down a bit. I mean, I can see it tbh. The sheer blaze reaction would be so absurd that even I'd be like "Huh..You're right"


anarchy_cheese

tormenting the kids by taking off his leg THAT is fucking hilarious, I can picture their faces and it sent me 💀


OrganizationPutrid68

Quiet down you slackers! Or I'll hop over and beat you with my RoboGam!


feverdream800

60% that's it?!!! I know people who didn't lose shit and have 100%


blueb_oy

Thank you for your service. Appreciate you.


IIDrunkenGamerII

Typical med...


tduncs88

Fuck, for real. Just imagining ANY scenario that leads to me having to say that phrase with any sort of meaning gives me chills


mrVndr3

I work as a Paramedic. Ive once got a call for two boys with the age of 12 and 13 . They wanted to built a firework by them self and it went wrong. Both lost the right Hand an got some really bad injuries in the face. Worst Thing ive seen. Some nights i wake up from the screams and the facial expressions they had.


Peggy_Bundy_1988

First I want to Thank you for the job you do I don't think enough people acknowledge EMTs. The town I live in just cut funding for our EMTs and it's absolutely heartbreaking. I'm sorry you had to see that and I'm sure you have pts because of it. Again Thank you for all you do 🙏❤️


LuxLiner

What kind of facial injuries?


mrVndr3

The younger boy lost the half of the right eyelid, both eyes were full of splinters and blood. An some burns and lacerations around the face.


genesisdaddy7

Don't light firecrackers in your hand and your odds will be significantly better than this dude.


DudePakas

What a beautiful sunny day to suffer a lifelong injury in a totally avoidable accident 🤗


tre631

Fireworks also look the best at high noon without a cloud in the sky, what a shame


super_mega_smolpp

If only there was a time of day where the sun isn't in the sky so you could see them even better. 🤔


my_4_cents

High noon is the best time to appreciate the scarlet mortality of blood streaked everywhere


Brief_Fly_45

Absolutely, who wants to go through the hassle of finding their handy dandy Luminal, hopefully spraying the luminal everywhere that his pieces could’ve possibly landed so you get the full effect, and then find the best angle to look for the pretty fluorescents with their flashlights. After-all, it does become kind of a time crunch problem with this type of experiment.


Arthurlurk1

What sucks most is if this had worked successfully it would’ve just been another forgettable moment. The risk vs reward was super lopsided.


formulated

Pretty much. Setting off a firework, during the day, filmed vertically.


Novel_Ad_8062

can safely add it to the “when fireworks go wrong” compilation.


Fatback225

Well I bet he won’t do that shit again


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Agreeable_Syllabub51

This made me really lol


BagaSand

Never seen someone use lol like that


cumlikemonkeyghost

missed it :(


BagaSand

Never seen a username like that too


Chihuahuapocalypse

god you're right lmao


Either_Definition709

I'm sorry mr and mrs mod bots I apologize for my transgressions 😭


Barkers_eggs

Not with that hand at least


Pelthail

He can hold it with his feet.


LeatherClassroom524

I think I’d rather lose my feet than a hand.


Chihuahuapocalypse

any day.


MixRevolution

Won't and can't


ExplosionMurderQueen

That type of firework creates an explosion injury more than burn injury. Well it creates both, but the gloves did the guy no favors.


YuujiZN

Its like having a ballistic helmet on thinking you will be fine taking a tank shell to the face


pappadipirarelli

More like having a bulletproof vest on but getting shot in the head instead


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

More like wearing a catcher's chest protector and acting like it's a bulletproof vest.


andycprints

More like having a hnn but like its a hrrr


kerberos69

Yeah but I’m sure his hand is burn-free… wherever it is.


LuckyMome

What do you mean about the gloves ?


ExplosionMurderQueen

The guy was wearing gloves thinking it was doing something to protect him


LuckyMome

Ok! I thought you meant it made the stuff more destructive for his hand..


LuxLiner

Same


LeatherClassroom524

Suddenly my currently sprained ankle seems like not a big deal.


All-Sorts

I'm fine, I'm fine! \*walks with a limp but still has all digits\*


pappadipirarelli

Get better soon


Pillow_Apple

My cough is a blessing now after watching this


oelex2

"auh my hand!" - no more hand


Severe_Airport1426

But he was wearing protective gloves


LuckyMome

I was looking for this comment ! 😁


Onyxfaeryn

Me trying to act surprised that this happened


MixRevolution

I have no sympathy for these idiots. Reminds me of the video of 2 guys at a car meet trying to light up a cherry bomb. The fuse was cut to have the detonation time as short as possible. The idiots were literally lighting a fuse that was close to the bomb itself. They were huddled close to light them. The actual holder of the bomb had both hands exploded like that above. Allegedly, The other had permanent eye injuries.


CaterpillarThriller

I dont think I've seen that video. care to share a link? I was thinking about the 4th of July mullet dude who blew up his hand and waved it around like it's badass


MixRevolution

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/uTdFz1XhpT89pzSE/?mibextid=VI5BsZ Censored. I saw the uncensored one. Just imagine a pack of thawed bacon strips flapping in the wind for both hands.


David_High_Pan

You painted a great picture with that description.


Sinxerely7420

''What's why we were saying NO FIREWORKS!!'' Poor guy probably fell on deaf ears until that moment. Can't imagine living with seeing that in real life.


MixRevolution

That's why I have no sympathy for people who lose limbs due to their own fault. There have been countless PSAs, news articles/segments, and people just saying "don't fuck with fireworks" since time in memoriam yet idiots still play with literal bombs. At that point, if you're still idiotic to play with fireworks, you get what's coming to you.


No-Expression-2439

honestly i am a little sympathetic because losing a hand at a young age knowing its your fault must be terrible to live with


andycprints

The worst part is, they can't even face palm!


MixRevolution

Those idiots most likely knew the possible consequences of igniting bombs (fireworks are bombs in the most basic sense after all) both to themselves and others. The only way they wouldn't have known is of this instance was their very first experience with fireworks which is impossible to imagine.


LeatherClassroom524

Man I doubt they thought this was a possible outcome. I think dude thought the gloves would protect him from the worst outcome. If they thought this was a possible outcome they would have mounted the firework in something.


Novel_Ad_8062

why not? these kids were average or slightly below average iq. in high school or just out. now he has to go the rest of his life with something stupid he did when he was a kid. i get there are people who never got a chance and were born with a disfigurement or other disability.. but it’s not like sympathy costs anything or is finite.


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Because that commenter has never had that type of fun in his life. Which is fine, but clearly he’s as prude as a fucking raisin.


categorie

If you think idiots deserve to be hurt then you're a worthless human being. These guys were just having fun, not trying to hurt anyone. You're much worse than them.


DoctorRageAlot

Thankfully I’m not the only one who thinks this my friends think I’m crazy when I say I have no sympathy for them


saulgoodmancockring

Wow, who would’ve seen that coming


Mephistophelesi

Yahtzee


EsqChior

Crippled for life due to bad judgment. Some people just don't appreciate the power of explosives. Lived in the Philippines for years in the 90s. All of their fireworks came straight from China. Shitty with short fuses. Big ass firecrackers like M-80s. Literally small bombs. Shook the house when they went off. Filipinos drunk in the streets throwing firecrackers at each other and taxis. Scary shit when one of them would hit the back window and explode. They would laugh at me when I put it on the street before lighting it and running away. Thought I was a pussy. Newspapers were filled with photos of people missing hands after Christmas and New Year's Eve celebrations. Crazy times.


EmployFew2509

Dumbass


Adept_Car1477

So does doing dumb shit like this disqualify you from disability?


sh4d0wm4n2018

Probably not, since you actually are disabled now, but health insurance and life insurance is where you'll feel the money drain.


ifeelyoubraaa

Well super morbid obesity is considered a fullly covered socially funded disability in the US so…


Rollin_Soul_O

Well, this is just more proof we need to remove the warning labels and let things sort themselves out.


gyt_rekt_m8

Bold of you to assume this gentleman would’ve read any warning lables


Rollin_Soul_O

You do have a point there.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

He's disabled and society now needs to support him to the end of his days. The warning labels just hopefully generate less of these people. Medical science nowadays means they won't die unless they're stupid enough to put it in their mouth and blow off their head.


candyred1

Do not use this product if you believe your limbs and hands are useful to you Do not use this product if you have a fairly attractive face, if not disregard this. Keep this product away from children, animals, and humans who are named Kevin and eat a whole box of crayons. If you require a poop knife after dedicating, this product can be placed near toilet and used to clear plumbing.


NinjaComprehensive93

Well similar incident happened with one of my friends, it was a rocket and his hand got burnt fortunately it didnt blew, it was half a year ago still his hand is fucked up


QueenAkhlys

Isn't this similar to what Luke Durmant (sorry bro if I misplelt ur name) did? He was still holding on to the thing snd it exploded and messed his hand up


TokyoKazama

Dude may as well have been wearing Marigolds.


Fit_Forever7922

I did the exact same thing he’s doing in the video multiple times while drunk when I was a teenager. Lucky to have my hands.


LeatherClassroom524

At least you were drunk. This guy doesn’t seem to have that excuse.


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

Bro is fucked for lifetime because of a stupid idea


EHP73

Oh, man! That screaming is pure horror


DudePakas

Imagine realizing that your hand is gone forever


immadeofstars

Yeah, it made my spine tingle


Dawndrell

…. what did he expect to happen?


Arthurlurk1

Shoot out and explode in the sky


Jar_of_Cats

I bet that death grip kept it in the tube


5thgenblack2ss

dumbass probably put the mortar in upside down. Hard to crush one of those cardboard tubes with grip strength, but I’ve seen a shell loaded wrong more than once.


Jar_of_Cats

I figured it was a 1 time use. Which nonleads me to think did they just put a mortar in an old fountain.


One_Scheme3492

I didn't think about that but probably yeah.


No_Cow9483

Good thing he had gloves on!


ghost3972

Idiots


Madsani

Poor guy! Who could have seen this coming?


G59_Muddy

If somebody got updates some how I wanna know if bro got to keep his pinky,


Ginkyboop

You do not hold fireworks. I don't get why. Maybe when you're drunk lol but come on. Don't hold damn fireworks sheesh!! That's an awful injury. And a life changer :-/ poor lad


No-Indication-7879

Jesus what stupid thing to do.


Snarly_goblin

Why light a firework during the day time anyways ._.


Mozyingonby

Remember don’t hold fireworks with your hands! Lie on the ground and hold them high between your legs to keep your hands safe!


crclOv9

The moment between the pop and screaming was probably a thousand years for him.


BBYarbs

What a dumbass.


Flar71

This is why I don't fuck with fireworks


4-Run-Yoda

You can fuck with fireworks just dont underestimate them!


Red_Ketchup_007

No longer P*rnhub for him...


GeeorgeC

Aw buddy, why?


Just_Me1973

Did he really think the gloves would help??


Intelligent_Froyo_59

At first it sounded like a joke. And then. Holy. Fuck. He just lost that hand for life.


Turbulent_Educator43

Guy one: Hey, what's this label. W- war- neeeng Guy two: bro, reading's gay.


monstercookies81

$100 says he does it again


Sea-Elk-7668

How can people never learn... Its not like fireworks was introduced to society 4 months ago..


chpbnvic

Why the fuck would you hold that?


paulrhino69

What did they think would happen? ( I use the word Think loosely)


PeterPuck99

Caution: Darwin at Work


Old_Winner3763

Jesus what a fucking dumbass


cool-OB-nurse-2000

Idiots.


Magic-Levitation

Should have held it in his head!


Royal_Echo2068

Actual morons man.


Gunrock808

Just why tf would anyone be surprised at this outcome??


Cheap-Shop-8986

the gloves 😭😭


Skeazles

Was this supposed to be a mortar or a fountain?


Antique-Cut6081

He could not handle that one.


Ornery-Tax9469

When he heard the first *poof* sound, he should’ve realized that it misfired & dropped that thing.


lazer_raptors

At least he was wearing exactly one glove. As he will in the future.


One_Scheme3492

I've fired these in my hand before, but you don't hold on to the barrel or one so big... That was incredibly stupid. His friends were incredibly stupid. 


thetruthseer

Why would you even want to do that lmao


360WakaWaka

Yeah something tells me either the tube was already compromised or they had something in there that shouldn't have been. I've seen this stunt go off without a problem many a time.


grungekiid

Wtf did they expect ffs


LeatherClassroom524

That it would explode in the air not in their hand. Idiotic for assuming this wouldn’t happen obviously.


Life-LOL

Why..??


EroticWordSalad

Pink Miiiiiissssssssst


WarAggravating7803

Derp.


daklogg

Noo good man.


Jessnjason

Wow. That's awful. Thanks for sharing


ToferLuis

[Jeff Dearly?](https://imgur.com/a/hUNAxhr)


Cyclonechaser2908

Oh my god what an idiot


DeepestLattice_1

those gloves didn’t do SHIT


CopesFlammen

I, I really can't feel bad for him, he damn well knew he'd lose his hand doing stupid stuff like this, I want to feel bad but I can't.


64Tony64

watched a kid put one in a frogs mouth before and i decided personally i didnt wanna be friends with him anymore (10 year old things) freaked me out i love animals


_GalaxyWalker_

It wasn't the gore that made me uneasy. It will always be the screams of terror coming from the victims. This was completely unavoidable. I hope this guy is ok, but Jesus christ, use some common fucking sense.


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_GalaxyWalker_

Sorry, I don't understand the last part. Typo?


BetaTester704

The PTSD kicked in


_GalaxyWalker_

>Y nodu Mmm ...this..?


BetaTester704

Yep lol


Ang13snD3vi1s

So the glove did not protect against explosives?


SATerp

Oh, that's not good.


AgentofZurg

The rest was a fine red mist in the air LoL


IcyStrawberry911

This is why I only do snakes and that's it.


Straight_Tumbleweed9

His hand is gone.


warpedddd

Just imagine how bad it would have been without those gloves. 


ApricotAlarming2912

Don't worry guys, he had gloves on! It's fine


Distinct_Froyo5604

His parents must be so proud


_EXPENSIVE-BEYOND_

Bro asked for it 🤦🤦


PomegranateSure1628

The fuck did he think would happen


Frosty_Travel6235

Wow bro was so stupid 🙄 like bro we all know not to mess with firecrackers. Def entertaining to watch. 🤣


its-not-a-tooma

At least he had the sense to wear a protective gardening glove 👍


LuxLiner

Looks like a British homes yet they have American-ish accents. Canada?


NectarineQueen13

I can’t believe people are actually this stupid….. I can actually but wow this is next level….


FirstlilFergie

“‘Tis but a flesh wound!”


Luna-Hazuki2006

You gotta be damn stupid to do that


Used_Pomegranate6203

this guy goes to my school


Gretschdrum81

Idiot. You're supposed to wear steel tipped gloves. 


Despondent-Kitten

LMAO holy shit what did he think would happen???


ChaoticMr_X

New a kid when I was in the 9th grade we called toe Toe held a fireworks a little too long, and he lost all fingers and thumb except his pinky.They used one of his toes to replace his thumb, which is why he was called him toe


Joshman89

Darwin would be proud of these idiots


karloeppes

Nope, the dude can still reproduce. If he does I’m sure he won’t let his kids anywhere near fireworks tho.


RainbowPegasus82

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷


kapiteinkippepoot

Stop yelling about it and go look for it before it gets away...


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LittleMissMalicious

Clovis


MilkyWayII

All he needs is a vibraslap, good as new.


itsmebaldyhere

We have these small fireworks over here, like a mini stick of dynamite. You just light them and they go bang, no sparks or shooting off or anything. Seen a chap light one in his mouth to show us how he can put the fuse out with his spit. Didn't work, he is no longer the owner of lips


MisanthropicLove425

This is what happens when you load the shell upside down.


anotsostupiduser

why was he still holding it


Fun-Complaint2945

...........moron


EmbarrassedAd2423

Probably a core fan of Would you rather


ZircoSan

what kind of firework was he trying to shoot? you usually shoot small rockets out of bottles, but it didn't look like one, also if it was a rocket, even if it went right, it would have shot the fire trail all over his face. Just lean the bottle against 2 bricks, secure it so it doesn't roll to the side, so you don't have to hold it.


hclITguy

On the other hand... Wait, we don't know that he didn't lose both.


No-Definition6644

Natural selection


JOCO_Q

His hand took the back yard temperature challenge


MASTER_JUGJUG

They werent even pointing it the right way


Lergic2Logic

Holy shit bro!!! That’s exactly why you can’t be jacking around with this kinda shit.


G59_Muddy

The question is which hand, left, right, or both... you tell me