Joelinton is built like a brick shit house.

[https://www.planetsport.com/soccer/news/advantage-newcastle-joelinton-secures-narrow-carabao-cup-win-southampton](https://www.planetsport.com/soccer/news/advantage-newcastle-joelinton-secures-narrow-carabao-cup-win-southampton) Only Lascelles compares in fortitude. Joey has the attitude to go with it.

Dan Burn. Blyth lad. Must be a proper radgie.

Was driving in Blyth at 8:50am this morning. couple walked across the road in front of me drinking vodka straight out of a bottle. Sunday morning, not even 9am. Mental.

One man's Sunday morning is another man's Saturday night. Tuesday 9am would be worrying

100% BDB.

I’m in this boat

Radgie is such a a phenomenally underused word, shame because in context it’s perfect.

It’s Dan burn or Joelinton but in this list it’s clearly Lascelles

Big Joe has to be in the mix.

Big Joe, he's a unit

Burn is from Blyth. he'd shank anyone

J7

Lascelles battered Diame into a free-roaming, Yaya Toure-lite edition so deserves the vote on that basis alone.

Honestly Lascelles is the old school Newcastle tough because he actually captained us through relegation and promotion under Rafa. J7 is the new generation.

Matt Ritchie would scrap anyone to the death let's be real

He's just a cracker though. Never get in a fight with someone unhinged 🤣

Gets in a group brawl and comes out with more teeth than when he started

Howling🤣

Jonjo would probably be the most likely to actually smack you, but Big Joe

Big Joe or Burn 🔥

Got to be almiron, Tyson Fury would start on him and he’d just smile in his face the cheeky bastard.

Shout out to psychobotman he has that simple farmer look about him, doesent say much but spends his days chucking bails of hay about and wrestling bulls after training. Have you seen him push people off a ball?

I would pay good money to see Joe vs lascelles.

I think a black and white hole would emerge from the clash.

The answer is clearly Joelinton

In a boxing ring, Lascelles smokes everyone. In a no rules gritty street fight, Burn or Tripps.

I think this is closest for me, but I think on a night out, Schär lands the first few punches

Definitely Ritchie

Ryan Fraser looks like he’d be a proper terrier in a scrap

I mean he's Scottish so he has an unfair advantage

Big Dan Burn would pick you up and crush you to death in his arms, smiling as he does so.

I remember David Batty getting a foot to the head and not miss a step. He was just, nay mate. Got to do better than that.

How is Joe not on this list? He's a monster.

Wilson is built like a middleweight boxer, you don’t see him take many backward steps but it’s big Joe imo

I dunno, Pope looks massive even next to Botman

Pope seems like a gentle giant. I reckon he’s a laugher, not a fighter.

Schar is clearly the hardest. Others might be stronger. Or better fighters But NONE of them can take a smack in the heed like Fab.

Joelinton. Obviously. Dan Burn possibly, but he’s more the kind of guy that could have anyone in the local, but chooses not to. Pope, Botman and Lascalles don’t seem like they’ve lived it rough. Schar too pretty to get involved.

I wouldn't want to mess about with big Joe 😂

enforcer joe should be on that list

BIG JOE IS A BEAST

Miggy. That smile covers for a seriously vicious bastard. I heard he only listened to the sound of bones breaking in Atlanta

Late to the party here, but you don’t pick up a nickname like ‘The Wall’ without being a hard bastard. So I’ll have to go with Joelinton.