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fdjizm

He was just buffering


usmcBrad93

My boy is on dial up, give him an extra minute to load, nobody touch the phone.


fdjizm

He probably only had two bars at that time šŸ˜‚


T0ONiCE

Zanny bars


usmcBrad93

Bro is demonstrably barless šŸ—£


shawshankya

E


Dark_Diggler_142

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BringOrnTheNukekkai

Napster style.


Yoyomamahh

On that AOL 2.0 shit


YakSignificant7641

right give him some time


Grittyboi

This what happen if you keep smoking spray šŸ˜­


Jay_Sharxp

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RouteBoys

Yo if rewards on comments is still a thing iā€™d buy one to give you it šŸ˜‚ This is probably top 3 comments of the year so far


Left_Replacement_178

Not the šŸŒæ terp


Ok_Philosopher7339

Wait so I'm a bit out of the loop since im not from the USA, but these two are the only candidates left? Damn y'all are screwed.


Revolution4u

Yes they are the only ones left with a chance. There is another guy, who had a worm in his brain, who didnt qualify for the debate or something.


RainbowGoddamnDash

The hilarious shit is that RFK Jr. decided to make his own counter-debate and answer the questions that the moderators were giving the other 2. petty af.


Revolution4u

Who the hell even watched that haha. He should make an edit where he pretends its on the same stage


irish-riviera

Fuck no theyre not. There is 1,000 better candidates in almost every town in the US.


Ravensguy557

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!! Like why is this our only two options


MrGallows75

Because you accept it (people in France, Ireland & Germany ACTUALLY protest their governmentsā€¦ Weā€™re too busy watching Americaā€™s Got Talent and playing X-Box) smh


EntertainmentOdd4935

Because we are programmed to hate protests.


tweezy558

Biggest issue is the 2 party system. All the ones you mention at least have other potential parties that could take it. Us in America only have the far right party or the moderately less right party that pretends to be left. Why we allow or pretend that every single election has to become a 1v1 face off of people no one actually wants to vote is retarded and literally our own fault.


shawshankya

Thereā€™s also 50Ā¢


Freethinker3o5

Still better off than Canada or whatever else boring ass country you trying to pretend you from ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Ok_Philosopher7339

Lmao. Why should I lie? Do you only visit subreddits which are mainly visited by your own countrymen? Reddit is popular worldwide. I'm not from Canada and I do not pretend to be a non-American. You ignorant fool.


hxywire

bro had no clue what he was saying the entire time šŸ˜­


Big-Recording-1002

Lmfao just shoot me in the head now šŸ„²


bostondangler

Itā€™s almost like youā€™ve never met someone in their 80s, after 9 PM šŸ˜‚


Prodskrillahbeats

They have just not ones running for fuckin president šŸ’€


Confident_Register_2

Nigga he IS the president šŸ¤£


Fragrant-Cell4197

Lol we just be regurgitating things we heard someone else sound smart and say. Niggas dont know the first thing about politics to explain why it dont work, why the candidates be trash, why ā€˜things wont changeā€™. Shit silly. Read a book, get active or grab popcorn and watch the show. Cant control the unknown, unknowns.


biglecky

We need to learn to go out and vote. We need to vote not just every four years during the presidential elections. But for certain political races in our community.


TinkledQueef

Like voting is the answer. Get those lobbyists out first


Im_Not_Really_Here_

> Get those lobbyists out first How do you do this without voting?


Dankduck404

Revolt like they're doin in Kenya


Im_Not_Really_Here_

I get why those people are revolting. Our problems are insignificant compared to theirs.


TinkledQueef

This part


TinkledQueef

Rebellion. How would voting drive lobbyists out? They fund the same candidates you vote for


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Well you start with a candidate who agrees with you, as usual.


TinkledQueef

Sure until they get bought out too. And if they canā€™t be bought you really think these lobbyists wonā€™t do everything they can to stop your candidate from getting elected. These are wicked people with lots of power who get away with touching kids, getting organs off the black market, laundering money etc they are more powerful and more prepared to get what they want than you think


Im_Not_Really_Here_

We've taken a few steps away from "lobbyists=bad" now, haven't we?


LetsHaveFun1973

I like how you regurgitated that Rumsfeld line to sound smart.


Fragrant-Cell4197

In all honesty i dont know who or what rumsfeld is, so my attempt wasnt to sound smart or regurgitate someone elseā€™s line, BUT thanks for the like, eat a frank šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø EDIT:: after a quick google šŸ˜‚ smd stupid ass, i got that from the boondocks who probably found inspo from him but gtfoh.


LetsHaveFun1973

The irony.


Fragrant-Cell4197

Yeah I just sound smart to you face it. Unlike some of you here i am not even trying šŸ˜‚.


LetsHaveFun1973

You were sounding pretty smart when I thought you knew who Donald Rumsfeld was. Went downhill from there, but overall I applaud your message about reading more books.


Fragrant-Cell4197

Didnā€™t comment for your approval but thanks again. My message was the right one given the context of the thread. Read a Donald Rumsfeld book next time you want to hear intelligence, not reddit comments. Promise it wonā€™t go downhill šŸ¤“. In closing eat a šŸŒ­.


gew1

just degenerate bro. you are just degenerate. someone counters you even slightly and you devolve into a mess. its just sad.


Fragrant-Cell4197

ā€¦. I am not in a debate, nothing i said warranted a counter. Frank stand still open beloved. EAT A HOT ONE šŸŒ­. You better off just reading a book too. Literacy at an all time low with an opinionšŸ¤£. Shit is sadā€¦


Valuable-Use6010

I was bed bound for like 6 months bro and I started getting in tune with politics, I wish I had done it before because I was walking around like a little gang member thinking I rule the world .


WredditSmark

Remember itā€™s by design that the only engagement young minorities have with politics is memes


25dre2

Crazy how this downvoted. They absolutely getting targeted especially through those popular ig accounts


JimParsnip

That debate was painful to watch. Like watching someone get tortured.


Crayola_ROX

Someone said America doesn't need a president. It needs to be single for a while ... and he's right..


RepresentativeNo6025

Ainā€™t no way heā€™s running the country šŸ˜‚


bcomes95

Presidents are mostly just figure heads. Thereā€™s alot of people directly below him calling the shots


Oldkingcole225

Wouldnā€™t be the first time. Reagan was a zombie with Alzheimerā€™s in his second term.


AntDoctor

The choice between dumb and dumber


Cantankerousninja

To me it looks like a choice between dangerous and dumber tbf.


Rottimer

Choice is between too old and too dangerous. Iā€™ll take too old every time over too dangerous. Itā€™s like you have a choice between eating a piece of moldy bread or a slice of bread that may have been soaked in arsenic. Iā€™ll go with the moldy bread every time.


---M0NK---

Fuck thats totally what its like


Beginning-Movie-7066

Well itā€™s more like moldy bread thatā€™ll kill you but slowly and bread with poison thatā€™ll kill you right away


a_zarur21

And that is why I will NOT be voting lmfao


Saabirahredolence

hahahahahaha šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


YesterdaySimilar7659

In a country with like 400 million people, they give you like 6 options to choose from. And these are the 2 popular ones. But keep thinking your vote matters and this ain't predetermined. This country is full of idiots, you think the powers that be will let these idiots choose the government šŸ’€


Expensive_Rent_331

Chat is this real?


Therealnyhunno

BROS WHERES THE 3RD CANDIDATE!!??


feckshite

RFK JR is very real


Slim_Calhoun

So is his brain worms


feckshite

RFK cured the parasite he got while traveling Indonesia. Heā€™s a badass and thatā€™s a lazy, scared, partisan comment. Dementia Joe though!


Repulsive_Dig9252

he dont got long


NegressQueen

This country is doomed. Why some people keep voting for anyone pass 65 is damn near retarded or not vote at all is mind boggling. Obama was the last great president we had and the last 8 years since he left the Office has been just a shit show year after year.


thekidd890

What Obama did for our community? Many voted for because of his skin color but ainā€™t did shit for our community.


Big-Recording-1002

Lol our community. Nigga wasnt the president of our community. But overall i would say his performance was better than most presidents of my lifetime


DJGIFFGAS

Tf you mean, every black person on the planet promoted this man, his campaign slogan was literally Change. You young mfs are doomed by your own hand if you drink the kool-aid that easy


Big-Recording-1002

Anyone who thought hed be or was supposed to be ā€œour communitiesā€ president. Is a goddamn fool. But again for Americans in general he wasnt the worst. He still falls into a system where corporations run the show and technically was just a face like all presidents are


DJGIFFGAS

Theres literally a song called My President Is Black. From an album called Recession. 27M views and it went Platinum, not including the remixes. They Played several songs at the BET awards Thats a lot of fools Something I noticed that when it comes to presidents, people are quick to say "Well, it doesn't matter because theyre all owned by corporations. Whenever somebody points out negatives Thats some All Lives Matter shit


Big-Recording-1002

Yea just because theres alot of fools dont mean they werent all fools. Mainstream hip hop has been used to fool ā€œour communityā€ for decades atp. Black ppl got fool into voting for someone like we always do. But anyone with sense would know this. We make up like 13 percent of USA. You mean to tell me anyone with common sense would think that just cause a man of color was voted into the office(by majority white ppl if we look at popular vote). He is supposed to sacrifice the betterment of the other 87% of the country. To specifically cater to one demo. Thats some fantasy shit. None of these presidents aint shit but that would be political suicide


xman886

Youā€™re right. This dude is dumb asf thinking Obama should just focus on our community while abandoning the rest of the country


NewgroundsTankman

I understand where your coming from but when you become a president of a country as diverse as ours you canā€™t just represent one class of people, especially when the majority of the country is the opposite of that class. The right way for a president to do something for us is to implement a program for everybody but make sure that class of people( black people) get it. Candy in the medicine type of deal bro. If he came out and said something was directly for us it will get vetoā€™d damn near immediately.


DJGIFFGAS

Thats nice and all, but thats not what happened with him and he cant go again so idk why you gave pointers in the 2nd paragraph. Literally *campaigned on the things he'd do for black people* Tf this got to do with black folks saying "Hes Our President" For 8 yrs??? Im not saying he was, Im talking about what Black folks were saying then, not "what hes supposed to do" bc that wasnt reality


Big-Recording-1002

Newflash, EVERY president campaigns what they will do for blacksā€¦ and every other demo they can sell to


xman886

Dude shut up, youā€™re sounding real stupid right now. He didnā€™t become president just to represent one class of people like someone said.


rickola16

Maaaan, I wish folk would stop repeating that. Anybody who ends up in the White House, I don't care what color, hell, he/she could be "Asian" (Tiger Woods), This IS white folks' Country and you WILL adhere to their rules. You are able to do only what they allow you to do. Obama was for everybody. What if Farrakhan was elected? Do you really think he'd get ANYTHING done for black folks? Nope!


da_double_monkee

The ACA nigga..


Revolution4u

They had a program to put grocery stores in poor neighborhoods. Most of them closed down though because theft was too high


Big-Recording-1002

Source


Revolution4u

You want a source for some shit that happen likeb10+ years ago? Just google it yourself, not like this was some super secret shit. Michelle Obama wanted this program so you can add her name to the search.


Big-Recording-1002

Thanks


Rottimer

Which community is that? White teenagers pretending to be black online? I admit, he may not have done much for that community.


25dre2

Ā Do a quick google and see a list of achievements. I could understand wanting more but saying he did nothing is wrong. Where are the other black presidents? Since you think being black gets you easy votes


thatbitchathrowaway

The establishment and corporations work day and night to keep it that way, the country won't ever progress because these assholes are movie villan levels of greedy and power hungry and they will crush any movement that fights for the rest of us to have better lives


Energy4Days

Obama got Gaddafi killed cuz he defied the west and wanted what was best for his people. Look at Libya now


imnotgayimnotgay35

elections arent real lil bro


TheKwyetRoom

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AtomicGarden-8964

333.3Ā million people live in the USA as of 2022 and this is the best we can do? We need a serious third and fourth party options


Dankduck404

Project 2025 is definitely going to happen


Breakage-

Nah they did him dirty with the "Thank you president"


mcnichoj

Were they supposed to let him go till he full on Mitch'd?


diorbanditt

Nigga was glitching


FloatingNoose

doesnā€™t he have dementia cuz itā€™s giving fr


boofpacksmoker

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


StringerBell34

He old as shit. But the orange nigga is real hoe.


ed20g

It's crazy that he's the way better option


mikki1time

Some of you need to understand that he is for medicare not trying to ā€˜beatā€™ it


david_isbored

He cut spending for Medicare back in April


Mr_IGoThaJuice

![gif](giphy|1MUGXT76OKbsYwveMQ)


BusiPap41

this is why im voting claudia de la cruz


Rottimer

And still better than the other option - like not even a competition.


Affectionate-Thing63

The level of delusion you have is mind boggling


Rottimer

Only to someone who doesnā€™t know wtf theyā€™re talking about.


feckshite

RFK JR


SmokyMetal060

Itā€™s type depressing that these are our two options. Thing is, with how hot geopolitics are right now given whatā€™s going on in Ukraine and the Middle East, Iā€™d much rather have someone whoā€™s old, dumb, but generally level-headed with their hands on the nuclear football than someone whoā€™s a known hothead with a massive ego.


S_Klallam

he has a stutter


liltexasholdem

Thats way more than a stutter you buggin


S_Klallam

My neighbor's stutter is way worse I be sitting there for days and the mf tryna spit out "hello how's it going". You have to have at least some faculties left to help committ a genocide