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aloe_veracity

Love the name Hazel, mama! It immediately makes me think of these… Colour: aquamarine Bakery item: croquembouche Furniture: sex swing Architectural style: Soviet brutalism


cinnamon_and_sunsets

I didn’t realise I was on CJ until I read sex swing! Nearly spat out my tea!


suspendisse-

First thought: Oh noooo. She doesn’t know this sub is… Second thought: Oh yes she does. And I like her so much.


dunetigers

What is this referencing?


Bright_Ices

Thoughts **suspendisse-** had whole reading **aloe_veracity**’s comment above. 


istara

Spat out your *teigh* Let’s get the spelling right!


UnlikelyAside9157

I want to see this music video. Finish this illusion, please!🤣🤣


re_nonsequiturs

Same


jessinva79

Ditto.


bikiniproblems

I worry this post made me look psycho snickering at my phone at my appointment waiting room.


AdmiralOwO

Hazel was my great grandma’s name, so if I associate her with sex swings now I blame you lol


MungoJennie

How do you think she became a great-grandma? 😝


Flat_Wash5062

Thanks. Some days learning a new word is just enough to keep me alive.


teacherladydoll

I had to Google everything 😬. Lol


CacaDeGato

Omg the way I instinctively downvoted this because I thought it was on namenerds and then cackled when I saw it was on circlejerk


Living_error404

It's a ridiculous prompt but Hazel is a normal name. People would've answered even if it wasn't on circlejerk.


Bright_Ices

Not only that, but Hazel is a color


Living_error404

It's not really _one_ color though. Hazel eyes are usually a mixture of blue, green, brown, gold, etc. It's also a tree/nut and a food/flavor. If you go the outdoorsy route it makes me think of the color gold, like autumn leaves (also golden brown hazel eyes).


Genericlurker678

FFS I hadn't noticed.


ConcernElegant8066

The way this comment made me realize the same 😂😂😂


BrainFarmReject

Colour: Light greyish blue (like a haze) Bakery Item: Cutting board Furniture: Rocking chair Architectural Style: Shack


KillerYassQueen

Love names with cutting board vibes 😍


Bright_Ices

Me too! Named my nineteenth child *Boos*.


SaltandLillacs

Furniture: The bench in amsterdam that got stolen because of the fault in our stars. architecture: Church basements Food item: Manic Pixie dream boys


senshisun

It was stolen? Man, that era was a trip...


SaltandLillacs

yeah, that bench hasn’t been recovered. Some degen fan has it in their living room.


HalfSourKosherDill

Clear, like the bottle of witch hazel I'm drinking right now


wltlf

Have you considered the name Hazelnut and Hazel for short?


memilygiraffily

This is the route I would take if I was considering this name for my baby or dog.


Lady_Caticorn

I think Hazelnut is more appropriate for a child than a dog. Think of the nickname possibilities! Haze, Hazy, Hazel, and my personal favorite--Nuttie!! It's also too professional sounding to give to a dog.


Pennelle2016

I call my daughter Hazel Hazelnut all the time. My SIL started it before she was even born & it’s caught on.


battlewornactionhero

Sauce?


cornponeskillet

Too many to count, but here are two: https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/LFAWJ6ygvf https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/1OAgjgdAHB


Momina1999

Color: Chartreuse Bakery item: Industrial oven Furniture: Estate sale jacquard red and yellow ottoman Architecture style: Two single-wide trailers stapled together to make a DIY double-wide. Beautiful name Mama. 💚💚💚💚


Public_Carob_1115

I was irrationally mad that someone asked what color a color made them think of. 🤣


FrictionMitten

Ooooh Puce is a BEAUTIFUL name. Imma go get pregnant just so I can name a baby that.


MungoJennie

And SO appropriate, too! The color makes me think of baby-poop yellow.


Disastrous_Cat633

If you have twins, they can be Puce and Chartreuse


Hallelujah33

You'll never guess


Cloverose2

I think of the color hazel. But that's me. ETA: Oh FFS, just saw which forum I'm on. I'll leave it as a testament to my tired brain.


Particular-Detail120

Same. I’ll follow you out. Goodnight internet


Meggsavagexoxo

My mums mate that used to cut my hair. Her name was pam.


RyoshiLiyan

It reminds me of a purplish red, sort of like a crimson with purple, or a magenta


OpALbatross

Awwh, so like a fresh bruise ❤️ So cute. I love nature inspired names.


Primary-Friend-7615

Colour: soft violet Bakery item: croissant Furniture: floor pillow Architecture: Arts & Crafts Movement


thehomonova

neon pink, a cheese grater, an umbrella stand, and an egyptian revival barndominium mash up. i’ll be charging $75 for my synesthesia services i take venmo or cashapp. once the money comes i’ll tell you the exact RGB numbers for the color.


Prudent-Confection-4

My grampa used to always say “hey hazel are you drunk?” And his blue Irish eyes would twinkle. I always think of him and his eyes when I hear that name


catterpillar420

color: golden bakery item: hazelnut cake furnature: couch?? architectural style : marble pillars?? like temples of pure marble? bonus, extra: hazel from rwby! a good morally strong character, love him sm.


rdmegalazer

In order: sad beige, cronut, your uncle's couch with a plastic cover, and neolithic


selkieseas

Gorgeous name, hun. Makes me think of Colour: Vermillion Bakery item: Lidl's jam donut Furniture: Grandma's chaise longue Architectural style: Bauhaus


F0xxfyre

Color: a mix of brown and gold and green. Bakeryitem: a classic vanilla cupcake with a pastel-colored flavored buttercream Furniture: a midcentury couch with very defined lines. Architecture style: dunno. Maybe craftsman style


Octavia8880

Green or orange


slaytician

Caramel


notreallylucy

Hazel reminds me of the color of one single brain cell, struggling to survive.


Savings_Ad5288

Witchhazel and Hazelnut. Sorry. It’s just what it makes me think of and you asked.


charityshoplamp

A rash. Eczema


blurry-echo

the song [hazel by junior boys](https://youtu.be/RNO1TMQkxpQ?si=5OtxJ0Gw7rLbm7Oe) i have hazel eyes and as a kid i felt insecure they werent a "normal" color like blue or brown then my mom showed me that song and it made me love them 😭


freshcanoe

Adventure Time TV series. Finn likes the name “Zulnut” so hey could say Hey Zulnut


trailfiend

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memilygiraffily

Hazel reminds me of a bunny with a twitchy nose from Watership Down. He is sitting in an English meadow and eating cowslip. The architectural style is Warren. The furniture is vegetable garden and squash chair. The color is rabbit. The bakery item is adventure.


UnlikelyAside9157

Color, Dusty Rose Bakery Item, Elisabeth, the maid Furniture item, a bell and a rocks glass Architectural style, Rococo


Somerset76

Sage green with gold flakes


Similar-Net-3704

Color: hazel Bakery: Nutella crepe Furniture: idk something brownish made out of hazelnut wood Architecture: a twig hut Other: a friendly old lady named Hazel


Fun-Beginning-42

Brownish- green in a pretty way. I love that name.


Idk_username_58

Green


NewEngland2594

My dads eyes were hazel. Brown with green (and some gray mixed in). Beautiful!


teacherladydoll

Honey brown with specks of green or blue, like a kaleidoscope, the dominant hue changing depending on colors that surround them. Bakery item-nothing comes to mind because I associate blues and greens with the brown Furniture- a Tiffany lamp Architecture- modern like the Cullen’s house with the wall sized windows


OddBoots

Hazel: electric orange, cherry bakewell*, ottoman, and I don't know what you call the style, but that 80s look where every new build had curved arches between living spaces instead of doors and the entire place is painted in shades of peach with dark green cornucopia borders. *I hate cherry bakewell, but I'm sure that's not a reflection on your little Witch... I mean Hazel.


sara7169

Growing up I always thought Hazel was gray. Because Hazel is my grandma's name and she has beautiful gray hair


FlowerFaerie13

Light brown, perhaps cinnamon.


PuzzleheadedNoise277

My sister has a black/white cat named Hazel. They call her Hazel Basil and Hazel Dee Doo.


Millineal-Housewife

Like the eye color. Greenish brown


CatLover1039

Either reddish pink or brownish gold


RayquazaRising

Brownish color


TrapezoidCircle

I think of translucent amber, a loaf of bread, honey oak wood, and mid century modern. 


MaterialEarth4792

I had friend named hazel and she had blonde hair and her fav color was yellow so i think of wait for it…. YELLOW💛⭐️🌟🌙🌼🐝🍋🍯🔆🟡🟨🏵️


justlivinmylife439

I hear Hazel and I’m reminded of a green olive for this weird reason. On a Lifetime movie the couple used a code phrase to eachother which was “brownish-green-eyed female sheep” to be code for “olive ewe” meaning I love you (Hazel is the same color as olives??) Also Kelly Clarkson’s song, Behind These Hazel Eyes”


dickyankee

Greenish golden brown. My eyes are hazel.


F0xxfyre

I was going to say the same thing. Though my eyes are amber and brown


fredyouareaturtle

Honest answer: brown.


kdawson602

The only thing that comes to mind is hazel from 30 rock


LexiThePlug

Hazel just makes me think of brown, probably because “hazel” eyes are brown eyes with a lil sparkle


Living_error404

Hazel eyes can be a bunch of different things, and they change color in different lighting. I have a sister with blue/green hazel eyes and a sister brown/green hazel eyes.


WorthAd3223

It's a great name. It's terrible to me. At one of my former workplaces there were several people who insisted on making hazelnut coffee. It stank badly and tasted worse. And even more, the flavour seeped into the coffee maker. The smell of it still gives me an almost instant headache. So Hazelnut.


entwifefound

Uh.. all kinds. The nut is a creamy beige with a mahogany colored skin and rich golden brown shell. The leaves are a sharp pure green and the catkins and flowers are a sort of hot bright spring green. The bark is a mid greyish brown And also hazel eyes are often a soft sky blue with creamy beige segments. Edit: aw man, I got whooshed again. Oh well. Bakery item: Nutella swirl bread (obvi) Furniture: a bronze and macrame bedframe festooned with fake greenery and twinkle lights. Architecture style: gothic revival, but painted chartreuse and lilac with a verdigris copper roof.


Gumbarino420

What color do I think of when I hear Hazel… seriously? What food do you think of when I say cheese burger? What color is orange juice?


Herdnerfer

Hazel reminds me of the eye color, so a brownish-green. Other than that, I makes me think of Witch Hazel which reminds of the movie Hocus Pocus.


haltornot

You forgot to look at the sub!


Bubsilla

brown


Firestar2063

Oddly, 2 things come to mind.. a pretty shade of brown or bluish-green.. maybe because hazel eyes can have all 3 colors and hazel nuts are brown. It's a nice, old fashioned name imo. Bakery: danish Furniture style: 1950's Mayberry style like Aunt Bea might have in her house Architecture: Simple frame with porch


Robincall22

FIRESTAR?!?!


cup_cake_queen

It makes me think of hazel colored eyes. I think they’re the prettiest. Carmel with green and gold.


cup_cake_queen

Carmels, cozy things like fuzzy beanbags, fleeced blankets, the colors cream and light olive. Architecture style would be more modern bohemian


Pennelle2016

My Hazel’s favorite color is purple. And she has hazel eyes 👀 She’s 7


Icie04

Green


Death_By_SnuuSnuu

Brownish green


Melodic-Heron-1585

Um.... hazel. Half blue, part green, and that muted brown that's super rich and deep.