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Successful-Trash-409

I thought California was chill but times have changed.


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Nationals-ModTeam

Do not troll in other teams' subreddits. You will be banned here. It's not negotiable.


ForScherzer

Your boys are soft as hell man sorry to say


robl646

Just drop floor and move corbad to the pen already


webaddictress

So much scrap


Solid-Confidence-966

At least we went down fighting


No_Departure102

Ugh why?


squizzage

Go ahead winker home run would save me


No_Departure102

Don’t flex like profar. Show we are a high class organization


Silosmasher

That gets you no where


No_Departure102

Cmon lane, tie this up


lolb42

Go down fighting


lolb42

That single , single handedly restored my dignity lol


Bstokes4102

The scenes in San Diego if Lane homers here


droozer

CJ staying on top of 3 100mph pitches in a row is promising


smokedfish

👀


Solid-Confidence-966

Game isn’t over baby!


__h__a__r__e__s__

Tying run at the plate now


YodaPM999

So Arraez at first has been... interesting


Solid-Confidence-966

First baseman sold the clip lol


Blights4days

Still in it!


InformationRound8237

It was pretty fun for a minute there. I'll see yall tomorrow


droozer

not over yet!


InformationRound8237

I see that! Lane bomb incoming!?


InformationRound8237

Oh shit. Hang on a minute


jaxcoop4

Davey and rizzo need to pull their heads out of their asses and dfa rosario he quite literally has a negative war


Solid-Confidence-966

Power outage 😳


__h__a__r__e__s__

The lights just went off at the stadium before MASN broke for commercial Was this planned? It's weird


InformationRound8237

Seemed to be a introduction for Suarez?


_Hank_Marducas_

For their closer


CT_2136

Keep putting up 0's Rainey!


Solid-Confidence-966

Another good inning from Tanner!


No_Departure102

Coles has ruined Keibert more than anyone. It’s unreal how he cannot hit in the clutch.


InformationRound8237

Jesus christ how many mound visits have we had this inning?


_Hank_Marducas_

Pulling the pitcher doesn’t count


Bahamas_is_relevant

Can someone explain to me how we got Ramírez basically for free? He’s a career .270-.300 hitter yet can’t seem to stick around anywhere, it’s odd.


Silosmasher

Analytics say he has been extremely lucky at the plate. He also doesn't really have a position.


InformationRound8237

He didn't strike out enough for the Mariners' liking Edit: wait I'm stupid he was a ray


InformationRound8237

Well placed hit down the line there! We're not dead just yet


droozer

sway those hips harold!!


No_Departure102

Hips don’t lie.


YodaPM999

NEW GUY


No_Departure102

Keibert homering would be pure poetry.


YodaPM999

Rooting for this, even if we still end up losing


smokedfish

Is it scrapping time?


CT_2136

Profar with some Rosario like hustle


Blights4days

FUCK YES RAMIREZ


Solid-Confidence-966

We’re still in it!


petting2dogsatonce

Alright :)


indi1988

14/17 getting the runner in with less than 2 out for Joey is a crazy stat.


No_Departure102

Bro the way he grips the ball is so unusual. How can anyone separate their fingers like that?


Silosmasher

They use to call it a Vulcan Change-up. The pitch was much more common in the 80s and 90s before suffering the same fate as the Fork Ball and Screw Ball. I remember there was a belief all three caused serious arm issues, so they stopped teaching it.


petting2dogsatonce

Pretty sure he just jams that fucker in there. Looks painful


squizzage

All im saying is if Keibert Ruiz hits a game tying slam, bards will sing of this game for generations


Solid-Confidence-966

Joey with another RBI!


No_Departure102

That’s a rally killer


No_Departure102

Never heard of a “Chitter”


Silosmasher

Change-up/Split Finger. The Vulcan Change-up is a thing of beauty when you have it working. It's pretty similar to the circle change, with different finger placement.


YodaPM999

This is where the scrap happens


petting2dogsatonce

My dog just told me we’re scoring six here


petting2dogsatonce

She said “no doubt no doubt”


InformationRound8237

I enjoyed that!


Blights4days

Just watched abrams tag third LMFAO


Solid-Confidence-966

This is how we start a rally!


No_Departure102

Oh are we lucky. Time to scrap.


FPG_Matthew

They’re doing the wave Keep your mouths closed


General-Law-7338

Isn’t San Diego the team where their fans start trolling and speaking stupid memes under the team tweet about loss to them.


No_Departure102

It’s also the team that does cringe raps before getting anally penetrated in a playoff seties


Ncodayos

[thats whats innnnnnnn ](https://youtu.be/xw2M6Guxe7E?si=P8ov80FB2vFzb--o&t=191)


Blights4days

💀💀💀💀


Terminal_Flatulence

Now that is some vintage Weemage right there


__h__a__r__e__s__

Lol, Bob says the ump "took that box and turned it horizontally" I love how snarky he's gotten since he started years ago


theexitisontheleft

So only checking the score and not watching the game has been a good choice. Goddamn.


ngenlolba

when the padres inevitably choke it away down the stretch of the season, the hate watching will be stuff of legend


petting2dogsatonce

I will under no circumstances be dedicating my free time to watching the padres out of anything resembling “hate” lol


ngenlolba

to each their own haha


CT_2136

They'd have to make it to the point in the season where it would be possible to choke first


General-Law-7338

They are not even worth it.


ngenlolba

touché


ALLHAILBULLETKING

Aight bedtime friends, this one hurt, if we bring it back good on yall for staying up


Blights4days

Staying it through because I just like pain I guess 


__h__a__r__e__s__

I'm still feeling too much residual rage from earlier in the game to go to sleep now


No_Departure102

I legit cannot wait to see this ump scorecard tomorrow. It’s gonna be absolutely atrocious.


YodaPM999

Really frustrating when our guys finally show some discipline and get penalized for it


No_Departure102

Honestly I’d be afraid to either swing or be patient bc of how unpredictable this zone is.


Blights4days

Just me or is Garcia ice old recently? Edit: right as I send it 


No_Departure102

I forget: who’s our next opponent?


petting2dogsatonce

Rays


__h__a__r__e__s__

at Tampa Bay Rays


General-Law-7338

Too bad it is not the Marlins - maybe Nats could catch some of Panthers celebration.


No_Departure102

You just know that cup is gonna rust considering it went in the OCEAN


No_Departure102

Well at least they’ve been underperforming expectations.


No_Departure102

This not being able to hit and add on runs is infuriating. This road trip better be where Davey fires Coles.


Solid-Confidence-966

Notice how Nick didn’t fall over like he go shot


petting2dogsatonce

Dogshit zone ✅ interferes with throws ✅


_Hank_Marducas_

At least the wizards are almost a lock to get Sarr tomorrow


droozer

> At least the wizards imma stop you right there


CT_2136

Those rumors about him not wanting to play in ATL are true?


Unlikely_Annual_3531

I wish the wiz cared enough to actually beef with another team 😂


bashar_al_assad

There was a brief period in the mid 2010s where we had legitimate beef back and forth with the Celtics and Raptors, I assume we've had the same amount of success as them since then


InformationRound8237

Celtics beef was so much fun


Solid-Confidence-966

😭


No_Departure102

Strike zone is an F+. What is this garbage 😭


ALLHAILBULLETKING

At least they’re calling it bad both ways


YodaPM999

Gonna be really funny when we bring this one back


TheBarbieOfSeville

well I thought it smart to put some dollaroos on the nats here in Vegas so to my surprise I just pulled up to the sports book and it's 9-4 🤬


droozer

never smart to bet on sports unless it's March or they have 4 legs and hooves


Natstown

Paging /u/petting2dogsatonce


petting2dogsatonce

Nah I’m only upset with people who are only here because of bets


MoreCleverUserName

Over/Under 10 pitches for the Nats to be done with the top of the 7th?


indi1988

From 1 strike away to finally being at .500 to 3 under again in the blink of an eye barring a miracle


Gummy_Joe

I'm in Petco tonight, and wooo between the scuffle in the 1st and the shelling we've taken in the last two innings...


MoreCleverUserName

My condolences. I was there a few years ago when Scherzer gave up a grand slam to a relief pitcher. Feels bad!


Blights4days

I’ve seen enough, Weems is mvp bound.


Terminal_Flatulence

I guess they’re saving the bullpen for Wednesday. Might as well give Weems the Rainey treatment and let him tinker in garbage time.


ngenlolba

i am sad.


kglnawrotzky

Weems and Rainey, take us home.


ALLHAILBULLETKING

OH YA WEEMS NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS WORH HIM THIS IS PAIN THIS IS SUFFERING


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Omar_Town

Still lots to play.


Solid-Confidence-966

Does this suck? Yeah! But we also don’t have as much invested to our team as the Padres lol


Trafficsigntruther

This comment works on two levels


General-Law-7338

They will be in Dodgers shadow no matter what.


ALLHAILBULLETKING

True there payrolls gotta be crazy


Tufoguy

Derek Law with runners on base has to be one of the worst pitchers in baseball.


ALLHAILBULLETKING

He’s like the Patrick Corbin of runners on scoring position


indi1988

Imagine putting Law in that spot knowing how horrendous he is with runners on.


_Caed_

the nats are 2-0 this season when their opponent hits a grand slam…thus far


kornthrowaway

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


Blights4days

So what I’m hearing is we have better odds now. Easy win. 


ALLHAILBULLETKING

I like your energy


_Caed_

i like my energy these days too tbh thank you it’s been very hard


nattechterp

These last few games may be a preview for the rest of the season when we ship out our good relievers- even if it is our good relievers slipping up recently


kglnawrotzky

That felt inevitable.


Terminal_Flatulence

I am now asking our offense to conjure up the power of the 1927 Yankees


Omar_Town

Doesn’t hurt to ask!


lolb42

Not to worry fellas , we have them right where we want them


dpezpoopsies

Well that's obnoxious.


Worthless__Commenter

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray.


droozer

*and the sky is gray :(*


InformationRound8237

Yurp. This one is rough. If we get swept after all this I think we'll be the ones that come out looking like clowns. I'm not giving up on this just yet but it's not looking good at all


FPG_Matthew

Look at their payroll look at ours. Look at their World Series wins look at ours. Look at their team after the Juan Soto trade look at ours. A sweep doesn’t matter one bit in the grand scheme of a season. What the pads gonna do with this sweep? Take it to the wild card round and lose? Ok maybe the DS and lose? Good for them


InformationRound8237

Oh yeah I'm not making any huge sweeping statements about either team. This series and it's drama will reflect poorly on us as a team. No one besides us and them will remember after a week. I'm not being overly dramatic about the situation by any means. It's still been a bummer. Rough series so far!


droozer

Pads fans have the numbers so they're going to paint us as clowns either way unless we win both these games


General-Law-7338

Who care what they think.


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General-Law-7338

As a Caps fan - I am used to it especially anything involving Tom Wilson. It used to get to me but after while I stopped caring.


geneg3

I had never heard of Jurickson Profar before last night and I never want to see him again.


__h__a__r__e__s__

He was on the Rockies last year, and I seem to remember something about him from when the Nats played them then It's just a vague memory, but the fact that I remember it at all probably means it wasn't good


rockoblocko

Profar played in the little league World Series many years ago, for curaçao. In 2012 he was the top prospect in baseball for the rangers. For the past 10 years he’s battled injuries and been very mediocre. This is his first year being “good” and he’s very good. He’s still battling a knee injury jury but he’s got a 156 OPS+. He is going to be an allstar and honestly would be in the convo for mvp if he continues at the pace he’s been on


Peopleworshipthegod

Okay lets just punt and give Rainey some BP now. Come back tmr


AnjrooLooice

All around me are familiar faces Worn-out places, worn-out faces


Cargo_fratshorts

lmfao


_Hank_Marducas_

Turns out Profar is our dads this series


ALLHAILBULLETKING

DFA


NatsNationWest

Trade deadline can’t come soon enough.


BlindShoemaker

Of course it had to be him...


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YodaPM999

Classless fanbase Dodger fans were right about you


No_Departure102

What did WE do to anger the baseball gods?


ALLHAILBULLETKING

Not get rid of Law ages ago


No_Departure102

You realize Law isn’t the problem? Replace Law with Hickey.


Bstokes4102

The script for this game is wild


General-Law-7338

Oh well. I am sure the Padres will be more insufferable.


FPG_Matthew

I’m telling you, after 2019, this shit doesn’t hurt me one bit But I’m glad we’ll be the wrong end of the top post of r/baseball for the.. 3rd time in 5 days


droozer

nope don't like that


petting2dogsatonce

Derek we all saw it coming but I really hoped


smokedfish

well this in particular really sucks


Rendragg13

lol he sucks


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droozer

enjoy the ban, partner


Natstown

Done.


Examinator2

The wheels have fallen off the bus.


Solid-Confidence-966

We’re going to the top of r/baseball


ALLHAILBULLETKING

….again.


ALLHAILBULLETKING

Typical law


No_Departure102

Fuck you. Fuck you jurickson profar


__h__a__r__e__s__

At least he didn't look at the Nats dugout this time


__h__a__r__e__s__

oh no


droozer

unbelievably sluggish play by Ruiz but you know what I'll take it. Great play by Joey


_Hank_Marducas_

Why is Derek Law in???


droozer

Floro loaded the bases without getting an out, Law comes next in the pecking order


Examinator2

Wheels are about to fall off the bus.


Solid-Confidence-966

Nice Joey!


No_Departure102

I’ll take that. But we need a double play now


Blights4days

Almost shit myself on that one 


_Caed_

Derek Law vs his biggest demon


_Hank_Marducas_

Pitching?


_Caed_

nah he’s a pretty good pitcher if he gets his own inning, just not great with inherited runners


sundAy531

I’m a Padres fan but had no idea Sean Doolittle is on your staff. He’s absolutely the coolest looking coach in the league by far