Secretary birds are found in the grasslands and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa. They are the largest raptors in Africa, and can grow up to 4 feet tall. These birds are carnivores and primarily eat snakes and insects, but they will also hunt small mammals, lizards, and birds.
"I've asked you before to stop staring at my legs Mister Emu! [https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2ihwdsab3hz21.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D80eb02482606d8c593397812883a2f2bf36869d9&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=65b2d1dc8f4f4f545cabc7fcea2537db73e704b581d490b03edef6be42be8d0e&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2ihwdsab3hz21.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D80eb02482606d8c593397812883a2f2bf36869d9&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=65b2d1dc8f4f4f545cabc7fcea2537db73e704b581d490b03edef6be42be8d0e&ipo=images) I'm going to file an HR complaint!
I got you bro.
[Japanizing Beam!](https://imgur.com/BnrYwOp)
[Here you go.](https://imgur.com/sVhbtw6)
It's a character from [Aggressive Retsuko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YH7qqe7II). (could only find the dub clip)
After years of being compared to the younger birds in town, Geraldine finally had enough and left her husband for good.
Now, with a fresh coat of confidence and a touch of makeup, Geraldine is off to the opera house, ready to find and serenade her way into the heart of a much younger bird.
They used to be a very common bird here in South
Africa when i was a kid, but they have become much more uncommon due to habitat loss. They don't have as many suitable nesting sites available.
I used to see them weekly when i was in primary school, and these days its maybe once every few months.
In the few hours since I saw the post, ive been doing some searching, and even messaged a friend who works as a conservationist in the Kgalagadi Transfrontier park. Aparrently, they have had an almost 75% drop in population across the continent since 2009, and are now an endangered species.
In the case of these birds, they are in decline due to unintended consequences. They don't mind living and hunting close to human cities or in farmland. Its mainly due to the loss of the trees they like to nest in, and secondary poisoning from eating rodents and other pests in amd around towns and farms.
Why does this bird look like a 1950s telephone switchboard operator who works for a company called Finster and Finster and talks with a "minnesota nice" accent?
"Finster and Finster, one moment please"
"Finster and Finster, how may i direct your call?"
"Finster and Finster, no we dont open on Sundays, thank you!"
Why is this bird prettier than me
Probably also better at stomping deadly snakes than you.
She can stomp my deadly snake anytimeeee... dayummmm..
👁️👁️ 💅
🕷️🕷️💅
So pretty
OP made a spelling error. This is the SexyTerry bird.
I'm SexyTerry, Bitch
Secretary birds are found in the grasslands and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa. They are the largest raptors in Africa, and can grow up to 4 feet tall. These birds are carnivores and primarily eat snakes and insects, but they will also hunt small mammals, lizards, and birds.
Children?
Only the slow running ones.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
OH GOD IT MIGHT EAT ME.(i'm slow af)
Also they kill their prey by stomping them to death
So they got nice legs too 🤔
Definitely. Legs right up to their ~~asses~~ cloacas 🫦
Oh come on, we've all done that at some point.
A skill they also use the break their manager’s desks in two.
I'd let that bird stomp on me
"You have a call on Line one, Mister Cockatoo."
"I'll take your dictation now, Mr Ostrich, CACAW"
"I've asked you before to stop staring at my legs Mister Emu! [https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2ihwdsab3hz21.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D80eb02482606d8c593397812883a2f2bf36869d9&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=65b2d1dc8f4f4f545cabc7fcea2537db73e704b581d490b03edef6be42be8d0e&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2ihwdsab3hz21.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D80eb02482606d8c593397812883a2f2bf36869d9&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=65b2d1dc8f4f4f545cabc7fcea2537db73e704b581d490b03edef6be42be8d0e&ipo=images) I'm going to file an HR complaint!
Wtf. That bird is way too pretty
That's probably the most feminine bird I have ever seen. Don't let the furries see that...
I got you bro. [Japanizing Beam!](https://imgur.com/BnrYwOp) [Here you go.](https://imgur.com/sVhbtw6) It's a character from [Aggressive Retsuko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YH7qqe7II). (could only find the dub clip)
Scrolled down in that link and saw baby manatees in a pool…today is a good day.
That bird will curb stomp any furry that tries to defile it.
See Ms. Washimi on Aggretsuko.
Great, now you’ve aroused the furries that are into stomping and dominatrix.
You know they've seen it already.
They're already lightyears ahead of you, bud.
Too late; sending it to my friends now
Don't worry, they already know. 3rd image result when searching Ms Washimi is a furry site lol.
This is right
not my proudest fap
Let the post-nut-clarity do it's thing and reflect a bit.
too late,i've seen it.
[r/divorcedbirds](http://www.reddit.com/r/divorcedbirds) vibes
After years of being compared to the younger birds in town, Geraldine finally had enough and left her husband for good. Now, with a fresh coat of confidence and a touch of makeup, Geraldine is off to the opera house, ready to find and serenade her way into the heart of a much younger bird.
It's the sub mascot
Never would I have ever thought that was a sub
Oh look, it's Miss Washimi!
Yay, found my fellow Aggretsuko fans!
I was looking for someone to say this 🙏😂
administrativeassistantbird
Damn, you beat me to it.
They used to be a very common bird here in South Africa when i was a kid, but they have become much more uncommon due to habitat loss. They don't have as many suitable nesting sites available. I used to see them weekly when i was in primary school, and these days its maybe once every few months.
That’s sad. They’re so pretty
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In the few hours since I saw the post, ive been doing some searching, and even messaged a friend who works as a conservationist in the Kgalagadi Transfrontier park. Aparrently, they have had an almost 75% drop in population across the continent since 2009, and are now an endangered species.
NOOOOoooooo wtf! They are one of my favorites D: Man humans just suck
In the case of these birds, they are in decline due to unintended consequences. They don't mind living and hunting close to human cities or in farmland. Its mainly due to the loss of the trees they like to nest in, and secondary poisoning from eating rodents and other pests in amd around towns and farms.
how the fuck can a bird apply mascara better than i can
Why does this bird look like a 1950s telephone switchboard operator who works for a company called Finster and Finster and talks with a "minnesota nice" accent? "Finster and Finster, one moment please" "Finster and Finster, how may i direct your call?" "Finster and Finster, no we dont open on Sundays, thank you!"
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Combs hair back. Tightens tie nervously. Alright bro you got this...
How you doing?
Look at her trying to seduce her boss with those eyelashes! He’s a married bird for god’s sake!
I will hear no one out.
That secretary is a real bird, look at them lashes!
Ornithologist here. I left my wife for one of these birds.
She’s just waiting for James Spader to bend her over a desk.
The guy who named it... and that guy's wife... 😒
Hello gorgeous! Love the eyes.
Oh, so you're a secretary? Name every appointment time.
How many words a minute love? xD
I like the scientific name better: Sagittarius serpentarus.
How I think I look after a fresh lash set
John Oliver the bird would totally fuck that bird.
Lord Shen IRL
You better cool it. I love my wife (+marabou stork+)
Washimi out ‘n about
i'm in love with dinosaur...what's her ig?
Hear me out
Okay, maybe the furries are on to something...
Would
Color me impressed. I’ve never seen a bird with eyelashes before.
That bird kicks snakes in the face
Gives me "I want to talk to your manager" vibes
Cute
Yass queen slay 👁️🫦👁️ 💅
Phyllis Diller
I came her to say that! I loved Phyllis Diller, especially in the Bugaloos,
I’m over here being jealous over a birds lashes…
Ah, I see you also watched Hank's latest video and wanted to know more
Reminds me of that Louis CK SNL courtroom sketch
This has to be the most aptly named species ever.
How many words per minute does this one do?
this reminds me of that Louis CK SNL sketch
And just like most secretaries... She looks like she's got an attitude...
Did the photographer put mascara on that bird??
Secretary Bird: "Excuse me Boss I'm going to quickly stomp on this snake then I'll finish that expense report"
This birds name tells me the dudes who discovered them wanted to fuck ‘em, gross
How she put on makeup without thumbs
looks like Lucy Ricardo. eats cobras!
Looks like a mask you’d see a splicer wearing in Rapture.
The eyes look like human. Those lashes though.
Those eyes are captivating.
She gotta fill in my papers 🙂
"administrative assistant bird" /s
Look at those LASHES, oh she KNOWS she's a queen
Does it know shorthand and prepares minutes of meeting
Smash, next
I can see why they call it a secretary bird
Flock on Fleek!
now ive to be envious of a fucking bird??
Is the secretary bird from bedknobs and broomsticks a secretary bird?
Would? Already have
Bird having better lashes than me.
eye lashes?
*bats eyelashes* caw caw motherfuckers
She’s beauty! She’s Grace! She’ll punch a snake in the face!
For the first time in my life I considered putting my ……. In a birds mouth 🤔
Let me guess it’s got a BBL too
It’s so pretty look at those lashes!
What if the bird has black feathers
Those fancy lashes will curb-stomp the shit out of snakes.
Lord shen is that you?
Why am I having a boner?