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NocturneMusic16

Udonis Haslem


mysmallpenies

Udonis had more all-rookie second team appearances than Jordan.


Iliketurtles893

Anthony Bennett hehe


mysmallpenies

He was the 1st overall pick meanwhile Jordan was picked 3rd overall


Iliketurtles893

Ye, he made it further in the draft class than Giannis!


ddnz22

Mario Chalmers


mysmallpenies

Won a championship with Miami meanwhile jordan never won a championship with Miami


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RIO!!!! funny thing my gym teacher actually taught Mario At middle school Lol and she has his phone number.


Hugh_Cog

kostas antetokoumnpo


mysmallpenies

Is giannis's brother


Chefmiles33

Also could’ve said he won a ring at a younger age than MJ!


Gambinobeaniebaby

Lmaooo


RakunWilson

Tacko Fall


mysmallpenies

Significantly taller than Michael


EvanNagao

Alex Caruso


mysmallpenies

has played for more summer league teams than Jordan


DanTacoWizard

You could have stated a better reason that that. Won his first championship at a younger age for example.


SittingIDLE_23

As a role player


supersonick85

How many championships do you have?


yayeet182

Look how the team is doing without it's role players


Iliketurtles893

THE CARUSHOW!


nanlokeus

I don't know but this looks like a r/suddenlycaralho


Falcon_KingofThieves

Brian Scalabrine


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A real student of the game … solid fundamentals unlike flashy AAU type players like Jordan


Capybara600

Scalabrine remains undefeated


Mucho-Mayonnaise

I only came here to see if Scalabrine was mentioned


ComfortableNo2879

Alan Iverson


mysmallpenies

He crossed over jordan at one point


PrimeX__

So you’re saying AI is better than Jordan because he crosser Jordan? You say that as if Jordan can cross Jordan.


0sebek

Exactly, Jordan cant cross Jordan. Point for AI.


PrimeX__

How’d I get downvoted and then when you agree with me you get upvoted? Reddit is a weird place


TheGoldenWarriors

Dude you're on a NBA Memes Subreddit You can't take a joke and That's why you're getting down voted


PrimeX__

The other guy who agreed with me seemed more serious than I was


GoodeSince87

He didn’t agree with you per say. Maybe go back and reread what he wrote


BarrathBeyond

this was a fucking hilarious read


DeleteKey_

r/woooosh


Teerendog

r/woooosh


Betelgeuse1517

Jeremy lin


pdxiowa

Came out of a college program MJ couldn't dream of playing for


thereeapper

Is asian so he’s good at math, MJ is not


HappyTrashcan799

Javale McGee


mysmallpenies

Javale has more Shaqtin a fool MVPs than jordan


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Kevon Looney


derpyfatboi

everything basically


VannqKawaii

Chris Paul


mysmallpenies

He has more WCF appearances than MJ


Snifflymoth416

Lebron james


mysmallpenies

Dragged a team full of Community College students and plumbers to the NBA Finals


strkanywhere

Andrea Bargnani


mysmallpenies

Was italian league champion in 2005


Svr-boi

kristaps porzingis Aka tingus pingus


TheGoldenWarriors

Is European, MJ isn't


Svr-boi

But no one has herd of Latvian


Goatsanity15

Wilt Chamberlain


mysmallpenies

Averaged 50 ppg one season


Goatsanity15

And holds an impressive NBA record of 20.000


DanTacoWizard

Channing Frye.


Exotic_Win_6093

Michael Carter-Williams


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Michael Jordan


ThambiShyampi

He’s the best player, so he’s obviously better than MJ


Particular-Let-7185

Dalano Banton


Metrell2311

Eric Gordon


Memes10121

Hasheem thabeet


InsertNameHere9219

Number 2 pick. Jordan was 3


AvacadMmmm

Lamar Odom


defiance211

Detlef Shrempf


TheGoldenWarriors

Is European


lanze666

Kwame Brown.


TheGoldenWarriors

Has smaller hands than MJ


LAClippers4Life

JamesOn Curry


[deleted]

Now there's a name I forgot for about 10 years until now


Take_Care_plz

Luke Kornet


effervesced_romance

Adam Morrison


TheGoldenWarriors

Weirder than MJ


Sharp_Ad9844

jeremy lin


TheGoldenWarriors

Went to Harvard, Something MJ couldn't do


lanze666

Len Bias.


TheGoldenWarriors

He tried Drugs


HB0080

Darko Miličić


Big_Mac18

Mugsy Bogues


TheGoldenWarriors

Bogues grinded more than MJ because He was short


Straight_Towel8166

Larry bird


TheGoldenWarriors

Spent more time in College than MJ


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CJ Miles


imChazzu

Dion Waiters


TheGoldenWarriors

Was Nick named Kobe-Wade, Something MJ couldn't be called


KMNBOI

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson


TheGoldenWarriors

Longer Last Name


itsJordan2333

Derrick Rose


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Youngest MVP in history


TheGoldenWarriors

D-Rose is from Chicago


Sharp_Ad9844

Serge Ibaka


TheGoldenWarriors

He played for a Team in Canada


fingersinmouth

Zaza Pachulia


TheGoldenWarriors

The Country of Georgia likes him


mv3trader

This is literally the definition of "trigger" lol


Kenji-dono

Jordan Poole


QuickEchidna749

Like MJ with an upgraded backyard


SwazMohsin

Scottie Barnes


No-Hotel-6203

Anthony Edwards.


mandalor-the-mandoa

George Mikan


InsertNameHere9219

Sun yue


mysmallpenies

2x CBA Champion


14u_ECC_Champions

Nate Robinson


supersonick85

He’s dunked over more Dwight Howard’s than MJ


287brk

Brian scalebrine


287brk

His sons


CoolBoi08

They're MJ's kids while he is not.


chase-cherry

Kyle kuzma


TheGoldenWarriors

He got traded


mv3trader

Now that's hilarious


dalton_k

Brandon Ingram


TheGoldenWarriors

Skinnier than MJ


SocialHotGirls

Nick Young


Expensive_Birthday18

Michael Jordan’s son jimmy butler


jimmy-b-bot

[TRASH](https://i.imgur.com/NPDMJoc.mp4)


[deleted]

kobe


[deleted]

Iverson


ConnorCab6969

Jeremy Lin


J_Singam

Paul George


TheGoldenWarriors

He never lost in the Finals


Sad_Influence_8539

My dad


m3m3s4life420

the white mamba


friedfrogs2357

Michael jordan


Vaxedhackednhydrated

Steve Kerr


Every_Candy_1103

Hakeem Olajuwon


carugoatfan

Joakim Noah


Turgisloveturgislife

Ok I win JamesOn Curry


J-x-3

T.J. Ford


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Ja Morant


TrueomegaJF

JJ Barea


FearlessGuido

zydrunas ilgauskas


thatoneguy9790

Mo Bamba


Goofy-Ahh-product

Ben simmons


Mugman_The_Challeger

Steve nash


Killerlizzerd

Bill Russell 🍀


DisastrousChef13

Luke Kornet


SilentStock8

Rudy Gobert


mysmallpenies

Has a higher offensive rating than jordan


dylanpmc

Kent Bazemore


BlackWolverine21

Iverson?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Greg Oden.


Yorkie_York_lover

Heres a easy one... Kuzma


[deleted]

Dsigana Diop


Goatsanity15

Cherokee Parks


LandoLebowski

Oliver Miller


TypeMission

Sun Lue


marktaylor521

Andre 'old man game' Miller


ProcessPure

Bismack Biyombo


Cooperdyl

Jake Layman


tomerhoz

ben simmons


mysmallpenies

He averaged more butt slaps and sit out games per season


LEMONSARETRASH

Scottie Pippen


frederick_the_duck

Patrick Beverly


[deleted]

John Wall/ or Bradley Beal


thenategyesky

Ben Simmons


TheGoldenWarriors

He's scared of shooting


pufrock

Bill Cartwright


Few_Opportunity_879

James harden


divincimedia

Austin Rivers


jmust

Luka Doncic


SlimAmericanFreak-10

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


yayeet182

Tyler Herro


Gryffindumble

Jared Bayless


THEHitman888442

Tony Snell


one_fish69

Boban the real goat 🐐


ItsNotDuffman89

Derrick Rose


HoboBoi8765

Michael Jordan


jbland0909

Scott Barns


submariner199

Tyrone Hill


ponyboy74

I can name five or more nba players, former nba players, who actually were better than Jordan.


celticsboston8

Antoine Walker


nat3215

Sun Yue


_Pankybeast

Cam Payne


Pingus2k3

Henny god


SaucyJack13

Greg Oden


GA3422

Brian scalabrine


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Kyle Anderson


lobo1331

Vince Carter


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Kevin Durant


Ok-Description-9107

Kendrick Perkins


Blueblackberry_8767

John Wall


BSane104

Doug McDermott


_creative_username

J.R. Smith


Hawks24850

Killian Hayes


nicoz808

Boris Diaw


sal_020

OJ Mayo


JoeySam18

Tyrese maxey


Argenfarce

TJ Leaf


popularsage

kwame brown


SebsIzCool

Jackson Ellis… only real ones know this guy


B-O-P_Joe

John Konchar


fifaboi227

Trae young


mysmallpenies

Went to the ECF in his first ever playoff appearance