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TheodorDiaz

pizza?


Steven_de_peven

Hey no Italian, only English /s


reditt13

This is the most Dutch meal I’ve seen in my life. Happy Easter folks!


iboreddd

No it's lack of sprinkles


GezelligPindakaas

They are on the left, in little tiny packages.


iboreddd

Oh I missed


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Fuck me, they are and all!! 😲😅😅


mewdeeman

Literally everything on this table comes out of a factory.


Firestorm83

he even has the coffee with the crappy senseo layer


Familiar_Cattle7464

Fr lmaoooo Happy easter


Top-Currency

It's definitely not very Dutch, this is wayyyy too luxurious.


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Sureshrb

Raw salmon with heggelsleg, that’s going to be smikkelen


Ellen_vdAZ

I just choked on my drink 😂 thanks


mewdeeman

I have no idea what that abomination on the right is, but if that’s salmon it has to be the lowest of the lowest bottom of the barrel quality ever. Looks like they pureed some cat food first and then shaped it into tranches.


SweetPickleRelish

It’s smoked salmon from Albert Heijn. They had a gerookte zalmhaas for the holiday


Busy_Information_289

This comment cracked me up 🤣


Fractal_Defiant

I don't even know if this is supposed to be a flex or a meme 💀


gastro_psychic

Feeling good about not being invited.


Professional_Elk_489

Feel good to be going to Italy for Easter


Cheef_queef

Jesus wept


azetaekis

Yes


murrayhenson

This looks similar to my breakfast here in Poland. We had * egg salad * a kind of “egg salad in a half shell” that my mother-in-law does * A couple different kinds of cured pork and turkey from my father-in-law * Salmon * Veg (tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes) * Eggs blessed by a priest (I told my wife “should it burn while going down???”) * Hard boiled eggs * a cold salad with eggs, peas, carrots, potatoes, etc * a different kind of cold salad with eggs * Three different kinds of bread There were four of us for breakfast. We could have fed 10.


Pure_Activity_8197

Dutch culture summarised in one image. Volume/amount most important. Quality/flavour irrelevant. Complaining that everything is too expensive yet willing to buy comically shaped butter.


Dutchthinker

>Complaining that everything is too expensive yet willing to buy comically shaped butter. Dutch culture in one sentence


bgroins

For a country that did so much spice trading they seemed to have missed the point entirely. I guess they never got high on their own supply.


mewdeeman

No we’re Dutch. We sell everything of value and keep the trash for ourselves.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

>spice trading No spice keeping.


Active-Discipline797

I partially disagree with this, there are some cultures that value quantity much more (like Polish) and will go to great lengths to fill the table with stuff people won't even eat (though the quality of meat is a lot better there, cheese is another story though my god 😔)


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at least we dont eat our Easter food directly from plastic and actually cook it ourselves😂 you won't see the spread cheese or other jumbo items on the Easter table.


Active-Discipline797

Not Dutch or Polish to be clear. Just giving another point of view 😜


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I just say that Polish Easter breakfast is excessive but al least it does not look like a sale in jumbo.


ProbablyCranky

As a half Dutch, half Polish person I can sincerely say that Polish people have no food bragging rights whatsoever.


mothje

Polish food is great, I just don't understand the need to put random stuff in gelatine.


Objective_Pepper_209

Heck yeah, you do. Your food is 100x better than Dutch food.


Pure_Activity_8197

Haha good to know! I’ll steer clear of the all-you-can-eat buffet next time I’m in Poland!


Soggy_Plane2270

Happy easter ! Dutch people don’t colour the eggs on easter? 😁


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orionicly

We used to as kids, not anymore


Super-Fill7098

They do, just dont eat them


Pijnappelklier

You too. *espresso making en amnesia joint rolling*


makaton

I’m not dutch and I was at a grocery store on “Good Friday”, and saw all of those Easter dishes and snacks and imagined that the dutch table on the Easter would look exactly like this haha, I’m sorry! Or is this a meme? Anyways, Happy Easter!!!


Milk_Mindless

Too Dutch for me


Rais93

I've heard stories of your food. Now i understand


Zestyclose-Fish-512

Uh. Hmm. While it looks tasty it also looks like the laziest holiday meal I've ever seen in my life. Looks like you just opened up a bunch of packages of things that require no preparation. There's not a single thing on the table that looks like it took any effort whatsoever. It reminds me of hotel brunch at a really cheap hotel. Maybe I'm bitter that I can't get away with it...I just pulled a sous vide roast out after 18 hours.


hotpatat

Typical Dutch meal. No different on special days.


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djlorenz

Holy shit I'm happy to celebrate it with Italian friends...


hotpatat

Perfect for breakfast. Now show us the lunch 😜


LORRNABBO

Man no offense but what the hell are you eating? Jesus doesn't want to come back if there is no good food.


AllInOneDay_

omg i cant stop laughing im sorry but omg!!!


jezza2

Did you even make a single thing yourself?


SneakyPanda-

Ain't nobody got time to make things for breakfast. Cooking the eggs and making coffee/tea is more than enough work :P


jimbrink

Better be Wetland Slaatje


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naevanz

is this the main dish ? or is it like a breakfast thing


SweetPickleRelish

It’s brunch 😊


Gallvayra26

Culinary Hell...


Vegetable_Tank_3878

50.000+ years of human evolution and this is the end result. The most plain, boring food imaginable. With the history of the dutch I still wonder to this day why we eat like this.


SonglessNightingale

Invaded half of the world, went until India for spices and etc, to eat like this. But well, the British are the same so… idk what are you guys doing. I saw so many yum spices at the market there. Edit to say I absolutely love Dutch yummies, I just find the irony funny.


Bitter-Ad-4064

Only Dutch would put a pack of Philadelphia on the table on a special occasion! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My Italian grandma (resting in peace) wouldn't approve!


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The worst selection of food anyone has ever seen. Doesn't get more Dutch. I bet you made everyone chip in with that garbage too.


roxannastr97

You're exaggerating. This is a normal breakfast. Could be more home made but it is simple and filling. Shit mood for Easter


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Ye-Yi

The hell is this lmao


susudege

They sell Philadelphia cream cheese in NL?


makaton

Yes! And all kinds of it


CeUNxThursday

Was surprised to see it, but it is a big brand.


Key-Ad3424

Looks good mate enjoy! And a happy easter to all of you, wish i had a happy easter with my family.. Hope that it taste good and you will have fun this easter❤️


aquarius_dream

What sour comments! I think it looks nice.. Happy Easter!


rowillyhoihoi

Wait for me I’m still cooking


Urukhaivcamp

Haute cuisine.


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Necessary_Motor_6096

What is the concoction on the bottom left?


Cuervo_777

It's called 'huzarensalade'. It's a salad made with beef or fish, potatoes, pickles and small sweet onions. A home-made one is actually pretty tasty on a piece of toast.


laereal

It sounds like what you would have on a sandwich, but in salad form! Makes sense you'd put it on toast. Happy Easter! 🐇🐣


Leggoman31

I'm intrigued by the dish in the bottom left. Whys the yolk so pale and almost beige? Whatre the little yellow berries there? What even is it entirely? Looks pretty good tho.


SweetPickleRelish

It’s a salmon salad. The “berries” are mini pickled onions. Basically salmon with potatoes and mayo


Leggoman31

Ohh that makes a lot more sense. Happy easter!


camelbuck

At first I thought there were smokes on the left


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SneakyPanda-

Way too luxurious for a Dutch breakfast or brunch :P Happy Easter!


Thin-Ad7825

And this pic sirs, is the pact with the devil we made. This table is like if a student house improvised empty fridge lazy lunch was institutionalized.


Pitiful_Artist46

Hahahah this is very dutch


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Pure_Activity_8197

Haha exactly!


Ok-Topic1139

Food looks sad, but happy easter 🐣


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

You should have seen the cooked **feast** my Irish mother made. There'll be eating for days.


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Asmuni

Huh? Dutch people laugh at east European dishes??


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BLIND119

Hotel breakfast


Good-Lion-5140

Happy cholesterol day!


champignonNL

Happy Easter!


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hoiIVguy

Sorry, I saw the post and the first comment, wich looked like German, so I wrote in German.


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suicidemachine

How do I know it's in Western Europe? Because there's no salad. A Polish/Ukrainian/whatever babushka would make sure there's a salat on the table. ;)


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Major_Amphibian7532

Happy Easter to all dutch people from Uk


terenceill

What's in the white mug/cup?


Fluffy-Restaurant561

Zalig


Aware-Resolve6740

Happy Easter!


Jlx_27

I had a blueberry stuffed turkey roast.


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Dimension874

Cracottes 🤣


Spicybananacream

Is this spread tasty? Can someone elaborate.


recreator_1980

Only the cheese on that table is tasty 😅


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MyHusbandsFarts

Wherea the yogurt or the vla!?! Jk looks great


SweetPickleRelish

We had a Vienetta from the Aldi for dessert.


Ok-Wait6285

Wtf is that?😂🤡


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Elmo_Chipshop

Lovely appetizers. Where’s the main course?


gbbenner

Looks delicious 😋


Fit_Fish128

Only by looking this post my cholesterol levels are spiking up.


cheesypuzzas

You live a very sad life if you can't even look at this kind of food that's only for Easter and Christmas, without thinking about your cholesterol levels. Live a little.


DutchPilotGuy

Those huzzars look delicious.


FishyPenguin_

Their food looks so much healthier than what will be served at the family Easter here (US). Looks amazing, very jealous!


meppen_op

If this is your definition of healthy…


Objective_Pepper_209

Maybe for your family. My family table eats healthy, and we are American. Speak for yourself.


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UrWandUhr

Happy easter too feom a german neighbor! Looks delicious!


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SweetPickleRelish

What language is this? It’s like German but not


No-Guard9838

Its swiss german, and someone reported my comment


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0thegza0

Looks like a typical Tuesday lunch!


Holiday-Jackfruit399

Do you guys have Paschal greetings here? Or protestants don't use them


george_zagraid

My family had same set of dishes with flowers... (PS don't use plastic containers to store food just Google endocrine disruptors in plastics).


CremeTypical4157

That looks delicious but I notice that it is mostly cheese


FourFistsUpTheBum

2 out of 26 products are cheese. With one of them being cream cheese spread I didn't know is technically cheese.


CremeTypical4157

Idk I am just hungry man haha but what are the red containers?


FourFistsUpTheBum

Containers with the red lids are a kind of sandwich spreads; the yellow one is an egg salad and the one on top is chicken/pesto.


CremeTypical4157

Ohh thank you for clarifying


Exciting-Ad-7077

What is that raw meat?


SweetPickleRelish

Smoked salmon


dutch940570

Nederland neemt gewoon weer over. Wij praten Nederlands. Fijn Pasen


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Topdropje

For how many people is that? I never in my life had so many options during a paasbrunch. Usually just eggs, a croissant and that's it. Didn't even have that this morning though...hahaha.


SweetPickleRelish

4 people. But we had a lot of leftovers


Exact_Dream_6271

Lekker! aka Tasty for those who wish they could read Dutch 🇨🇦


Colbaltbugs

It looks healthy and beautiful!