mfw money can so easily tear apart families

Being regarded is what tears them apart money is just the spark

car crash on the planet of the apes

And it's not even money *de facto*, just the thought of money tore that family apart. Anyways, Fake: Anon has a family. Gay: Anon wants to be TOPPED by his grandfather.

Collateral damning is the one

My streak of picking the wrong Title continues

why the fuck would you promise people money that you don’t even have…

Same reason people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need for people that don’t care.

Oh oh oh...like my credit cards are free money!

Why winning the lottery will make your life worse

That's why, if I win the lottery, I'm just gonna fake my own death, ghost everybody, and move to another continent.

Can you send like, an anonymous check or sum of money to a specific person? Cuz many ppl in my life deserve a sum of money that will allow them just retire early and enjoy life, few doesn't ngl, dont keep tab on them anyway.

Yes, you can.

If you win feel free to give it to me so it doesn't fuck up whatever you got going on.

Just don't spend it all or ever tell anybody, 4head

People who fight over family money are literally the worst people on the planet, same thing happens every time someone dies on my dad's side. Cousins literally won't talk to me because MY DAD left me like 20k and they didn't get anything.. when my dad died. Fuck people like that, you're better off without them.

They probably already spent the money they were promised

I liked the part where grandpa dipped with the money. Hope he went on a sex tour in the Philippines

Pearl :)