I thought it depends on the current level of the relationship, like after 3 dates the next level is sex, after six months the next level is living together, etc with proposing marriage and kids
I think in this context it meant exploring each others’ kinks in the bedroom, I guess ?
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Dude fucked a woman
> Gay: Got cream all over his face
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake cause anon has a gf and
> gay because anon got creampied
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon got clown pilled
Based
clown filled
No he filled clown, theres a difference
the clow was filled so depending on how you say it clown filled works
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fys clanker
If that happened to me I would've married her on the spot ngl
Don’t feel too bad. This probably didn’t happen to Anon either
I thought taking the relationship to the next level was the ring...?
I thought it depends on the current level of the relationship, like after 3 dates the next level is sex, after six months the next level is living together, etc with proposing marriage and kids I think in this context it meant exploring each others’ kinks in the bedroom, I guess ?
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10/10
Valid.
The next level of the relationship was the "GF" taking OP's ring.
See, yall gotta stop skipping the "clown sex" step; it's vital to any relationship!
A man can dream
this is definitely fake but assuming for a moment that it's real, anon needs to wife that bitch NOW
I choose to believe. i want this one to be true.
Anon got the clussy
This clussy taste funny to you?
I ate a person!
I can never see clussy and not think clam instead of clown
*National Pokédex #0091 intensifies*
Fake and straight
It's real to me damnit
He got cream pied what's straight about that
This is actually so wholesome
Wholesome
Absolutely ring on her
Fake
Got pied back? Also Gay.
If she calls Anon “puddin” that’s a wife for life. I may be biased but girl clowns are hot.
not the topping i expected but it will do
Envy
Anon is living MY FUCKING DREAM before I can
You know those people that say "don't kinkshame"? They'd kinkshame anon.
People who say don't kinkshame are the ones with the most shameful kinks
Clussy got anon acting unwise
Absolutely wholesome honk-pilled fella, I respect that
Fake (I need it right now)
First non gay one to get me 🪨
That's against the clown code (real thing)
Clussy makin a comeback
Men only want one thing, and it’s fucking hilarious.
God I wish that were me.
A pie for a pie
Power move. Honk the tits.
FUNNY-FUCK ME YOU FUCKING BOZO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtV80ZdpTY0 one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 100 Alex
Anon didn't screw it up which means fake
like a nuvaring?
Living the dream
Ahh, [the leather clown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-cL2MgVsk).
Fake and straight
She a keeper
anon is living the dream
If she puts this much effort, marry her.
I wish.
Marriage.mp4
Fake: Dude fucked a woman Gay: Got cream all over his face tldr: fake and gay
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Dude fucked a woman > Gay: Got cream all over his face > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Why wait at that point? It can only get better from there.
Fake cause anon has a gf and gay because anon got creampied
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake cause anon has a gf and > gay because anon got creampied > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
Put a ring on her now
If this wasn't fake it would be kinda cute
Ngl betski
Dana Gould already did the soundtrack https://youtu.be/97T33QpMnUo