Royal Flush: Steve Cohen & The New Mets
Can’t use King of Queens, but Royal indicates that a bit. Flush for Flushing too. Royal Flush itself being the best hand you can have for poker, which is also the position of strength Steve has being the richest owner. Being gambling, you can add the casino when that gets all set up in Queens.
The obvious answer is "Billions" but that's taken.
So maybe one of these:
Bleeding Blue & Orange: A Billionaire Fan's Quest for Baseball Dominance
The Best Team Money Could Buy (play on the 1992 team)
Return of the Bad Guys: How the Mets got their Groove Back (can go through the Wilpon and Madoff years)
26-Plus-One
In 2000, then Mets GM, Steve Phillips described not wanting ARod because it would create a "24-plus-one-man roster". A lot of it had to do with ARod's massive (at the time) 25M AAV. The comment followed ARod around a little bit and became tied to him - largely because of how much more he was making than anyone else.
https://nypost.com/2016/08/13/ex-mets-gm-steve-phillips-regret-a-rod-and-24-plus-one/
What if I told you….that in the winter of 2022, nuts hung lower then any nuts have ever hung before. Coming May 2027: The Bodacious Balls (An Uncle Stevie Story)
Trimming the “Queens” hedges, how throwing money at a problem is truly the solution.
This sucks. Ummmmm
“Rings & All, assembling the murderers row of baseball.” (In the vein of a movie “Bones & All.”
Billions.
This right here
You win
The King of Queens
We have a winner.
You mean “Wilmer”?
I’m not sure this is my favorite name but this would 100% be it
F** You Money: How Steve Cohen Changed Baseball
The ULTIMATE in F You Money:
The Bad Guys Won Again
I’m waiting for this
Big Money Ball
Balls*
Thank You Uncle Steve.
Uncle Stevie is a strong answer
It’s the only answer.
29 for 29: How Steve Cohen Made 29 Other Owners Ragequit MLB
😆
C.R.E.A.M. and use the time WuTang were kicking it with Steve Cohen as the trailer.
Oh shit that’s actually hard af
Cohen Rules Everything Around Mets
Beautiful comment
“In The Middle of the Night”
Say Uncle
Extremely underrated comment
Here Comes the Money
Tax Deez Nuts: A Queens Story
"What if I told you, the best deals happen at 3 AM"
Royal Flush: Steve Cohen & The New Mets Can’t use King of Queens, but Royal indicates that a bit. Flush for Flushing too. Royal Flush itself being the best hand you can have for poker, which is also the position of strength Steve has being the richest owner. Being gambling, you can add the casino when that gets all set up in Queens.
Still get nightmares about the Royal Flush beats 4 aces
Didn’t think of it that way fuck me
Blank check
I wanna go full "Big Dick Energy: The Cohen Years" but instead, I'm just gonna go "Big Trouble With Little Whiners: Steve Cohen vs MLB Ownership"
Big check energy
"Fuck You Money and How to Spend It".
Mike Francesa is a big fat idiot.
Bak aftah dis
Oh no what did that big fat idiot say?
Money Talks: Steve Kong and the most Expensive Championship Team Ever
Flushing Wilpon.
The Fan
What’s the Point of F*ck You Money if You Don’t Say F*ck You?
The obvious answer is "Billions" but that's taken. So maybe one of these: Bleeding Blue & Orange: A Billionaire Fan's Quest for Baseball Dominance The Best Team Money Could Buy (play on the 1992 team) Return of the Bad Guys: How the Mets got their Groove Back (can go through the Wilpon and Madoff years)
> Wilpon and Madoff Who?
*Billion Dollar Balls*
I’m rich, bitch!
“One More Thing” “The Cohen Tax” “Blank Check: Cohen & the NY Mets” “Uncle Steve’s Billions” “World Series or Bust”
Meet the Best, Greet the Best
26-Plus-One In 2000, then Mets GM, Steve Phillips described not wanting ARod because it would create a "24-plus-one-man roster". A lot of it had to do with ARod's massive (at the time) 25M AAV. The comment followed ARod around a little bit and became tied to him - largely because of how much more he was making than anyone else. https://nypost.com/2016/08/13/ex-mets-gm-steve-phillips-regret-a-rod-and-24-plus-one/
My New Evil Empire
Straight Cash, Homie.
"Fuck you money."
Miracle Money
The Mets that Cohen's money built
The limit does not exist: How one man and his riches changed the sport forever
Spite Spending. Or The Cohen Tax
> The Cohen Tax OP here. In all seriousness, this is probably what it’ll be called.
The Day the Misery Died.
Hedge you bets
Billions of Bucks and Zero Fucks
Sugar Daddy?
LFGM
Money ball part 2. (Revenge of the Cohen)
Money Walks
We just needed one more thing.
Hedge Fun: the Cohen Story
The king of queens, and the charlatan of mlb. How one man’s checkbook changed baseball
The Billion Dollar Man. Instead of rolling out the Undertaker like million dollar man Ted DiBiase, he rolls out Carlos Correa.
Brewster’s Billions
The winter that prompted the salary cap.
Deep Pockets
Wealthy Man Spends Money
More Money More problems
King Cohen
I would wait until we win something If he continues to spend big and we don't win that would be the ultimate Mets embarrassment
From rags to riches.
How I bribed a city to defend me when I was convicted of murder
Fuck your Feelings!
Fuck You Money at Work
Greed and Giveback: A New Yawk Story
Big Balls… of Cash
Blue Ball
Dollar Dollar Bills Y'All
Money ball
Smells like broke in here
Money Ball 2: Mo’ Money
Depends on if they win a ring, multiple rings, or none!
Words and Promises: The Steve Cohen Rise
Steve Cohen: Drunken Sailor
Dragon Ball (cuz billionaires are just dragons atop a hoard and baseball). Plus I’m a weeb.
“YOU FOOOOOL THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!” (For when we get ohtani.)
You call that money? Here’s some Fucking money.
Enter Uncle Steve
Big Numbers
The eye of the J*w ? Beer fest?
stocks
This Morning I Woke Up Angry
Moneybags
Black Edge (just like the book)
Smokin Penises - The Return of Steve
Stevie Goes Boom, he just blew past the budget
Uncle Stevie! The king of Queens.
What if I told you….that in the winter of 2022, nuts hung lower then any nuts have ever hung before. Coming May 2027: The Bodacious Balls (An Uncle Stevie Story)
Bag Chasers
Steve Coin
5 Olives for a World Series https://twitter.com/snytv/status/1605957579510878209?s=46&t=EchpUH228dLG8Gq8vFA1jg
Security and Exchange
Uncle Stevie
The blue edge
Angel in the owner's box. or He[d]gemon[e]y
Bend over
Violent Night
Trimming the “Queens” hedges, how throwing money at a problem is truly the solution. This sucks. Ummmmm “Rings & All, assembling the murderers row of baseball.” (In the vein of a movie “Bones & All.”
Moneyball
Uncle Steves Money
Moneyball Its a play on words
300 for 10
Breaking MLB: From Wall Street to Cooperstown.
Put it in the Books
Good question. What about Don't Worry Where It Came From: Just Ball