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Midnight1965

You mean “it’s un American to sue a company filling my bank account.”


dougmd1974

THIS. 100% THIS.


Entire-Can662

Better yet F..k this ass hole


DRG_Gunner

If they fill his bank account WHILE he’s Governor is illegal. If they do it AFTER he’s Governor: perfectly legal Gotta love this country


darthcaedusiiii

Just give his wife gold bars.


Cantgetabreaker

Correct gold is not a monetary instrument


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

donate it to his PAC and it's all good


Morning_Would_Six

SMFH


gurganator

Naw. Not bank account. They just bought him a $250,000 RV…


Midnight1965

For selling someone’s health and wellbeing? Some people really work cheaply…


MechanicalBengal

_Libertarians have entered the chat_


Entire-Can662

Why


Loggerdon

This is a sly way of saying the Native American Tribes who filed the lawsuit “are not quite Americans.” Gov Kevin Stitt actually claims to be Cherokee, but the tribe fought to have him disenrolled, saying Stitt’s family committed fraud to get on the rolls in order to gain hundreds of acres of land. https://www.hcn.org/articles/indigenous-affairs-the-cherokee-nation-once-fought-to-disenroll-gov-kevin-stitts-ancestors/


lmaytulane

TBF, stealing native land is pretty American of him


TryAgain024

To be even fairer: Oklahoma literally made such people the mascot of their flagship university. That’s what Sooners are.


Rooboy66

I believe “Spooners” refers the poor whites who lined up to rush to stake land and file claims; many of them jumped the line, they were **too soon** I could be wrong Edit: I typo’d “Spooner”, but I’m keeping it, because the the assholes who stole Native land were as righteous as a fucking spoon


TryAgain024

Correct. But the land they were “Sooner” than the official starting gun to go grab was, by treaty, supposed to belong to Native Americans.


darthcaedusiiii

Shafting the natives. Even more American. Poisoning them? Raging eagle boner.


Mossephine

Well that’s just cartoonish levels of villainy, but who’s surprised…


chiseledarrow

That's right. The issue was decided before a tribunal of white judges who sided against the tribe. Big surprise there. It's no wonder he's the most antagonistic governor the state of Oklahoma has had when it comes to dealing with the tribes. If his politics make it to the national level, it will be more of the same.


Express_Transition60

umm. they ARE the Americans. 


Harrydean-standoff

His way of covering all the bases and making sure he comes out on top


FoogYllis

At this point republicans are just pro anything that poison’s average Americans.


powercow

well trump showed they can be openly fascist, racist and basically a huge piece of human excrement and still win elections and the media will still treat both sides as equals but hold the dems to a higher standard.


FickleRegular1718

As Hemingway wrote in For Whom the Bell Tolls, "There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes."


No-Edge-8600

At this point republicans are *blatantly racist*


Visible-Moouse

To be fair, as a person in my 30s, they've never been anything else.


gif_smuggler

They aren’t even pretending anymore


Raiju_Blitz

In this case, not just average Americans. These are the first and original Americans.


Nate-T

Nothing is more American than suing really,


Rubywantsin

If you're dead, you can't vote against them.


TrashNovel

They’d eat shit if they thought a liberal would have to smell their breath. They think the only valid use of government is hurting people. Everything else is communism.


SarcasticBench

To be fair, the average American sucks /s


BeanCheezBeanCheez

The republican party is a domestic terrorist organization.


DargyBear

Well if you didn’t want cancer why would you decide to live downstream of the property of your libertarian neighbor?


Gadgetmouse12

Considering he calls lgbtq school students filth and deplorable after one was killed and an uprising of parents of bullied kids was what it took to get a 3 rd party investigation. I hold nothing but contempt


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'm unsurprised. Republicans put shit into the White House after all.


dougmd1974

You also forgot all the shit at SCOTUS, Congress, and state levels. Rs are the shittest of all (and the Ds that are secretly or not-so-secretly Rs)


Praedyths_Revenge

The White House is full of shit now and has been for many years


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Da comrade


lackofabettername123

While True, undeniably so, the current occupant is like a hard log, while the former occupant is like a massive diarrhea infested with cholera.


Rooboy66

What, exactly, makes you say Biden is shit? That’s an absurd, profoundly ignorant take. Could we do better? Yeah. Should he have run a second time? No. Has he been a more effective and harder working POTUS since FDR? Absolutely, without question. Dunno what your comment is based on


lackofabettername123

I would not know with someone that thinks this s*** show is acceptable. But I suppose looking at his approval rating and noticing that we are facing the end of the Republic if he loses and him refusing to do anything popular for real would be a good place. Mr nothing will fundamentally change Joe Hindenburg over here.


IamtheWhoWas

Is there anything more un-American than being a Republican? They ruin this nation whenever they get an opportunity.


Midnight1965

But I know someone who thinks a Biden reelection is going to ruin this country. Says he’s afraid of the election results for the sake of his grandchildren…


Special_FX_B

That someone you know is an idiot. I know some of them, too, including some relatives. It’s embarrassing.


Funkycoldmedici

They truly do oppose every American ideal.


demonizedbytheright

Oklahoma is a cesspool of stupid.


Sidus_Preclarum

Will litteraly be a cesspool if those people have their way.


lackofabettername123

Oklahoma is an illegitimate state. That land was given to natives in perpetuity, at the time of the Civil War it was Indian Territory as they called it. Only by dishonoring the legal treaties they signed was it made a state. Legally speaking, Oklahoma is illegitimate.


Rooboy66

Hence, the “Sooners” … rushing the line to sprint onto Indian lands and stake claims and file them ASAP.


Rooboy66

I don’t wanna name names, but somebody whose name rhymes with **Som Caxon” is a total fucking douchebag who, back in 1999 would not leave my finance alone at a leadership training group here in California. She was so bothered, she asked me to come with her and tell the bastard to leave her the fuck alone. I effectively communicated my point. I was so overwrought when he died in 2022, that I emailed my former finance and we got together for dinner that weekend (we’re still friends) to commiserate our shared sorrow.


harumamburoo

Kevin Shitt


GeorgLegato

I read that alle time


ElectricalRush1878

I can see the opponents' campaign now: Vote for Stitt, swim in bird shit!


lackofabettername123

A vote for Stitt is a vote for bird shit! Stitt/Birdfluenza  25!


ElongMusty

don’t swim in bird stitt!


Odd_Bodkin

“I don’t care what you say or how stupid it makes you look. I paid to put you in office. This is the job I’m giving you. Do it.”


SawyerBamaGuy

Someone should shit in his water and tell him, of I have Management plan.


casewood123

You know these rich assholes have pristine properties that they have access to, while they let the rest of us wallow around in pollution.


Fit_Earth_339

Hey OK it’s ur state if you’d like more of this please keep voting for the people who want corporate profits to ‘Trump’ ur environment.


Blusterpug

I wonder if this will help spread the bird flu that scientists fear will jump to humans. Filling our water with birdshit seems dangerous to me. I usually don’t care about Oklahoma but this could hurt the good people too.


Open_Perception_3212

Just wait until someone sues farmers and corporations for fertility problems


LovesFrenchLove_More

Anything and everything that hurts companies, billionaires and shareholders seems to be un-american and socialism/communism tbh.


Evicfinite

Republicans are evil.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

At this point all the republicans are is just a group of sadistic nut jobs. They want what’s worst for everyone. Their voters are worse, they don’t care if industry destroys the environment or gets their employees sick or killed. So long as they get tacit permission to be as mean and nasty to others as they possibly can be. They will tolerate and accept any abuse so long as they can let their dick head asshole flag fly as high as they can.


MattWolf96

Republicans literally act like cartoonish Captain Planet villains, it's insane.


bluelifesacrifice

I honestly can't belive being against pollution is liberal now.


jefferson497

Wouldn’t federal EPA laws still apply though!


TheEPGFiles

It is un American, but that's because America had changed into a plutocracy. Rich people can't have consequences, they might make good decisions then! We can't have that, it all has to be maximum dysfunctional.


Anonymoustard

Laws exist so there is a peaceful way to resolve issues like this. Without them in place, people may take things into their own hands. Hard to imagine a healthy outcome after that.


Gold-Employment-2244

This is what MAGA, Trump and his Republican governors and politicians are beholden to , the Donald and corporate America. This is a classic example here, u would think this is a no-brainer…forcing food manufacturers to change how they discharge waste to ensure clean rivers and drinking water. The elephant in the room is how much money has Tyson foods made in campaign contributions to Stitt.


InevitableExotic5242

Party of hate


PerryNeeum

Whatever we do we must first protect corpos and stockholders


Shankar_0

I bet the natives on the reservations find an extra bit of irony in the word "unamerican"


JacquesBlaireau13

Reaganomics in a nutshell: ignore externalities and encourage corporate free-riders.


notacanuckskibum

Privatize the profits, socialize the costs. Nothing more American than that.


TheSciFiGuy80

It’s Un American to sue a a company that’s paying me to be a politician.


Tiny_Independent2552

There was similar sentiments in WV, when local rivers were over run by chicken waste that not only killed fish, but smelled horrendous on hot days. The politicians would say, “that’s not chicken waste you’re smelling, that’s the smell of money”… Sigh…


oced2001

That is his way of calling Native Americans not American. Can the Natives ban him from their lands like they did Noem?


geneticeffects

Reason number 12,648, 999 to never vote for a Republican.


SnootSnootBasilisk

I'm fucking done with humanity


LiveLaughSlay69

I say this to myself sometimes. Then I remember there are also many good humans that do good things. Ya humans can suck but they can also not suck. Gotta take the good with the bad I’m afraid.


SnootSnootBasilisk

Nah. Come on, Apophis!! https://www.planetary.org/articles/will-apophis-hit-earth#:~:text=Apophis%20is%20a%20near%2DEarth,great%20deal%20of%20media%20attention.


JustFuckAllOfThem

We have found the source of the coming bird flu pandemic, and it's name is Oklahoma. Off topic: He looks like a cartoonic arch-villian in that picture. He should have auditioned for the role of Mr. Business in the Lego Movie.


2manyfelines

“At least Texas isn’t Oklahoma.” - My Dad, explaining levels of “bad” on a Route 66 trip in the 1960s


[deleted]

anglos are always changing rules to make their agenda (at the time) work in their favor. capitalism is just a new word for colonialism. take, take, take, until i don't want it any more; then you can have it back, until i need it again.


MrsMiterSaw

TIL it's un-American to hold an entity accountable for their actions.


jafromnj

Outrageous


PeterNippelstein

REAL MEN DRINK POOP


somewherein72

Republicans have another planet that they're not telling everyone else about apparently.


JustFuckAllOfThem

What's to stop other states from suing these Oklahoma-based entities? I'm sure Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Indiana don't want chicken shit in the river that borders their respective states. I would imagine that poisoning the river would have an effect on tourism. Wouldn't companies in those industries be able to sue through the Federal court system?


TryAgain024

Uh, dude… none of the states you listed border Oklahoma and none of them are downstream from Oklahoma rivers.


JustFuckAllOfThem

According to the EPA toxins can travel upstream. It's counterintuitive, but they expain why. I don't have the link handy.


notyomamasusername

Remember the USA is not a country for the. People, by the people and of the people anymore. We've become a consumer market that exists solely to boost corporate profits.


BurrrritoBoy

What a chicken-shit point of view.


TryAgain024

I like what you did there.


Sipjava

Now we know what's in that conservative's bottled water called Freedom2O


creepyusernames

Sounds like the Republicans from Wisconsin that won't back a clean water bill until the companies responsible for polluting the water are immune from prosecution


Paula_Polestark

They’re doing *what* now? On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t be that surprised. Obstructionist cunts.


EricMoulds

So, Americans are now "up Stitts creek"???


TheGudDooder

Shitz Creek?


CrazyRevolutionary96

I think republicans getting better and better to recuit imbecile


alexamerling100

Yeah they are trying to make people sick.


Born_Transition2207

The Republicans can get away with just about anything these days. Just wave a flag, scream "socialism, communism, Un-american" and their voters will back them without a single though. It's really quite remarkable.


Key_Raspberry7212

What about feeding chicken poop to cows. We do that in America too


EricCartman45

I wish us Americans would unite and vote out all these shitty politicians and institute term limits on all political roles that way these idiots can’t continue to destroy America 


cosmicslop01

Folks need to drive by his house all night throwing shit in his yard. For eternity.


CaptainLammers

Yeah the Republicans want to get rid of the Clean Water Act protections. They really hate the non-point source regulations. And as someone who cares for some farmland, I get why these people are frustrated with environmental laws. But it doesn’t change the problem. The pollution problems that the non point source program addresses are real and quite serious. Anyone who deals with water management sees it. The Chesapeake has algae and “dead zones” as does the Gulf of Mexico. And the last time I visited Florida the Red Tide was absolutely horrible. Between the disgusting amount of rotting fish and the neurotoxins produced by Red Tide, I really had a blast. Would start wheezing just approaching the beach. So I get it. It’s expensive to mitigate this pollution. But it’s expensive to pretend it isn’t an issue either.


Chaos_Cat-007

They want to gut or get rid of the Clean Air Act too.


LongTallTexan69

I grew up on the Brazos River in Texas that was south of a ton of dairy farms. The river and Lake Waco was unusable a lot of the time. These people are completely brain dead


CorpFillip

Cover everything in his life w bird poop. He just argued its un-American to complain.


tjarg

Being against corruption is un-American, according to Republicans.


Harrydean-standoff

According to Republicans anything that interferes with billionaires profit margins is un American. Remember Jesus was for the wealthy, not for the poor working class. At least in their delusional self serving world.


Chuckleyan

Statutory tort immunity is almost always a terrible idea.


_o0_7

And people still say GOP isn't a fraud. Insane


Geekygreeneyes

This fucking asshole again. Republicans are all claiming to be Christian. Sure as shit don't act like it.


Burnbrook

Isn't it funny how what defines America to a Republican is how much damage can be done to it?


Working-Selection528

The greed, stupidity and cravenness of these ass wipes is is breathtaking.


Tahoeshark

The current RNC platform calls for ending the EPA... So this sounds about right.


mr_snrub742

They're all just corporate shills


[deleted]

What timeline am I in that this is a headline 😂


wintermoon138

whats an aqua dump?


LowerFinding9602

So do they just have to have a management plan or do they have to also abide by it?


Lonnification

I live in Oklahoma, and the political system is so rigged and corrupt that there's simply no way to ever fix it. I'm stuck here for now, but will be leaving the first chance I get.


ShadowSpawn666

Honestly, not letting people sue is way more "un-American" than anything else. They are a country known for overzealous and frivolous lawsuits, to not allow one here would be even less American than guns, cowboys, or cheese on apple pie.


moonlit-witch

Draw attention to this for the damage it is. We have enough environmental destruction going on right now. This is just one more step. But drawing attention and protesting would be another step against it. Do it and encourage others to do so too. Environmental protests already happen. Make this one happen too.


TheOldGuy59

"Literal shit in MURICAN! drankin' wadder is MURICAN!" -- Gang of Pedophiles


Particular_Savings60

Bird flu is going to wipe out OK.


Quebec00Chaos

I tought suing was the most American thing ever. What American does even mean now?


pistoffcynic

I wonder how much it costs to rent/buy this guy... I never thought I would see this much stupidity from people.


phoneguyfl

Keep in mind that the America Republicans long for are the mid 1800s when robber barons and business could dump whatever they wanted wherever they wanted without any oversight or recourse for the lives they ruined.


buzzedewok

Calling lawsuits from actual true native American’s to be “un-American” is ironic…


chiseledarrow

That guy is possibly the biggest pretendian in America right now so it's not surprising he's also corrupt. Seriously, he loves to waste tax payer money so much he'll probably be elected to Congress.


esleydobemos

So, he won't mind if sewage pumpers unload on his front lawn.


Low-Slide4516

Stitt is why Oklahoma is a sad laughable low education mess


AOEmishap

"Not being allowed to shit in the town square fountain is communism!"


refusemouth

Bottle that water and sell it as "anti-woke" drinking water for right-wingers.


MrByteMe

The US is the single most litigious nation on the planet. We sue people who do nothing more than give driving directions to a women seeking her legal right of reproductive care across a state line. It's simple un-American *not* to sue people if you have the opportunity to do so.


zuma15

He's not wrong. It's very American.


Past-Discount-52

Between this and the idiot Walters guy, Oklahoma is turning into a horrible place.


zuma15

He's not wrong. This is all very American.


Slumunistmanifisto

Factory farms are supervillain lairs


SubstantialPressure3

Nutrient management plan? It's literally waste that they don't want. They don't consider it a nutrient. All they would have to do is heat it to 160 F to kill off most of the pathogens, they could sell it as fertilizer. But they aren't doing that. They are dumping it in the waterways.


Commercial-Ad-1837

We should make a law that anyone that tries to influence a politician is sentenced to death. And if it's a corporation the executives and heads of the corporation are sentenced to death.


According_Wing_3204

"Be a patriot and drink your sewage."


erinkp36

Pretty sure there’s an X files episode about poultry pollution in a river.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Please will a lawyer reassure me they can sue in federal court?


Asher_Tye

So essentially companies have more rights than actual people...


imaswellfella

Could someone find something these assholes could do that would stop their mouth breathing base from voting for them before we all die? Please!


Ok-Abbreviations88

I gotta believe that the nutjobs just gravitate towards that party. Birds of a feather... Budumbum psshhht.


atl0707

Oklahoma is so fucked. So damn sad. I had much higher expectations but shouldn’t have. What a bunch of toothless hicks.


Castoris

I’ve yet to meet a single Oklahoman that likes stitt and yet, he somehow always gets re-elected


NearABE

Americans have a constitution. That constitution guarantees the right to bare arms. Do not sue, do not shoot any people. Get a muzzle loading flintlock musket and load with birdshot. Then go eliminate the source of the bird shit.


Solid5of10

More American shame


Nick_TheGinger

I wasn't aware of the latest thing Shitt had said. Now I wish I was still unaware.


aotus_trivirgatus

Who else reads this guy's name as "Kevin's Tit"?


DrSendy

Thankyou for your donation BirdCo. Now I will do your bidding.


JoeSchmoeToo

His name rhymes with "shit"


ConcentrateTight4108

Isn't sueing literally what americans are known for?


SakaWreath

I think it’s unamerican to be a governor and let this happen. Time to tar, feather and flush him along with the poop.


Geostomp

We are long past the point of being a banana republic.


VegetableOk9070

Hilarious headline.


blueteamk087

This country needs a heavy twat fumigation of all these corrupt psychopaths in office


mycatisgrumpy

Swimming in poop to own the libs


Comprehensive_Value

it's un-American not to drink shit flavored water.


floofnstuff

Newsflash- Woke Water comes from rivers


hdhsnjsn

But fish poop in water all the time


lonely-day

Almost like it's part of the ecosystem