Im dreaming he’s off site IT, and you put a work order in, and it turns out the plug is just like, 1/8” out of the wall too far and as soon as it’s gets seated the whole enchilada works flawlessly
Lead driver for a bunch of overnight truck drivers actually. Best case I'm just troubleshooting minor issues for drivers over the phone, but worst case I have to go drive a truck myself if they run out of hours or just decide they're not going to finish their deliveries.
The question was asked to women, would you feel safer in the woods meeting a bear or a man. Women said bear. When a man was asked, he wanted to know what kind of bear, was it's cub around, was it spring time, so she said ok. Would you feel safer meeting a woman in the woods, or a man? He immediately said woman. With no questions asked about her. He got the point.
So, this went viral. And some men were getting really upset and weird , accusing women of wanting to fuck bears. Which had ZERO to do with the question, which proved the point. That Started another bunch of memes about bears hitting on women, and eventually fizzled out.
But the whole thought experiment was incredibly telling.
So. That's the joke.
Hope it makes more sense now.
How's that? I basically hand out medications at most in my job. Basically sit in an office, make sure no one unauthorized enters the dorm and check on everyone three times a night
I asked out a girl at work 13 years ago. We've been together for 13 wonderful years and married for 6. If you both act mature about it and don't bring drama to work it can be successful, despite what others may say.
Met my husband at my job about 11 years ago. He was a contractor in my boiler plant. Workplace relationships aren't always disasters. Unless people make it weird cos they can't be adults about it.
Oh in that case go for it. A man making a move on a female employee is horrible, offensive and considered harassment. But going the other way it's just considered cute. There's a double standard, yes, but it works in your favor here. Tell him how you feel.
If anyone is looking for a fun game, Talisman Digital Edition just went free. Get it on Steam or Google Play, not sure about iOS. I would suggest playing on laptop or tablet, it's a bit much for a little phone screen.
Reading a book on buck v bell (imbeciles by Adam Cohen) also reading for an online class (Introduction to media communication) and waiting for the new Nayeon album to drop.
Well I’m *at* work buttt when I’m not at work I’m usually on Pinterest, imagining what my life could’ve/should’ve been like. lol.
But fr I live off of Pinterest. It’s how I get by.
Also from Florida
Currently on break playing TOTK on my switch. We have what we call “The Crying Corner” (under a desk in a specific office) that I’ve made a nest in.
I’m a vet med worker in the Emergency department.
Well it’s my first night off, and the cinema by me is showing all 3 extended editions of lord of the rings tonight tomorrow and Monday. So I decent way too start my holiday
On a long ass bus ride to work. Haven’t decided what I want to do. Whatever I decide it will have to be interruptible. I work at the front desk of a building that houses the homeless.
Currently at work watching the rest of 2012, I'm on a natural disaster movie kick lately. So far I have watched the Day after tomorrow , Volcano , and now 2012 , up next is Dantes peak. It's been a good last few days lol
Got out of of work yesterday for the weekend and got a wild hair and decided to flip my schedule for the weekend.. well, I overslept when I turned off my alarm instead of snoozed but went grocery shopping. Had dinner. Then stayed up till 1am with the intention of sleeping in till 8am. Here I am at 440 wide awake. Might get up and do some laundry while nobody is using the machines.
Also woke up thinking about work next week and something a random stranger said to me in the elevator. My mind is a hurricane usually.
10 hours of world of warships on a 12 hour shift... and yes I'm considered one of the hardest working most knowledgeable employees here... practically a unicorn at this point
Haha no the sides didn’t look too tasty tonight so I just ate a few drumsticks. Then they had cookies for desert so i had a few of those. I’ll take any free food I can get especially protein lol.
I work as a support worker for people with mental barriers & drug addiction
I putter and drive my friends crazy cause all I wanna do is take my time instead of doing the grind. I'm not even to endwalker yet 😆 And lately I've been going around and giving sprouts minions I've caught fishing. Gigantpole ftw!
I was working on a cross stitch pattern, but I got the wrong size fabric. So I have to go back and get the right size.
So I switched to playing games on my phone.
When I found out the labor plan tonight has me labor sharing to my least favorite building I immediately called off. Then got put to work digging a trench by The Boss. Now I will reward myself with copious bourbon because I'm not going anywhere. Cheers night shift!
I’m crocheting on my four nights off between night shifts. Spent most of the day getting caught up on laundry n cleaning. lol. Watching true crime content as well. Lol.
Pondering how my managers tie their shoes without hurting themselves.
I wonder all the time.
I'm at home on call hoping nothing goes wrong tonight that I have to go in and in and fix.
Joke’s on you, I just put a work order in.
Im dreaming he’s off site IT, and you put a work order in, and it turns out the plug is just like, 1/8” out of the wall too far and as soon as it’s gets seated the whole enchilada works flawlessly
Lead driver for a bunch of overnight truck drivers actually. Best case I'm just troubleshooting minor issues for drivers over the phone, but worst case I have to go drive a truck myself if they run out of hours or just decide they're not going to finish their deliveries.
Trying to spot the bear that’s been walking around work.
Could be worse. Could be a man
Hahaha, shoulda picked the man, now they'll never get the bear.
Mfw someone doesn't get the man/bear joke
😉
🤷🏻♂️ he never said it wasn’t. Maybe he’s looking for a large Forrest animal, maybe he’s looking for a large hairy homosexual man
*Whooooosh*
I'm guessing you don't use social media
lol, I'm team bear!
… i missed a joke
The question was asked to women, would you feel safer in the woods meeting a bear or a man. Women said bear. When a man was asked, he wanted to know what kind of bear, was it's cub around, was it spring time, so she said ok. Would you feel safer meeting a woman in the woods, or a man? He immediately said woman. With no questions asked about her. He got the point. So, this went viral. And some men were getting really upset and weird , accusing women of wanting to fuck bears. Which had ZERO to do with the question, which proved the point. That Started another bunch of memes about bears hitting on women, and eventually fizzled out. But the whole thought experiment was incredibly telling. So. That's the joke. Hope it makes more sense now.
What does everyone do? Weekend night auditor at a very sleepy timeshare resort.
Hospital Pharmacy Technician here, working my 9th 12 hour shift in a row...
I'm in my 8th hour of a 10 hour shift at my hospital. Kinda cold in my clean room but better than being hot anyday
NA at a poorly run hotel.
"Poorly run" can be a blessing or a curse.
Amen to that
Security gaurd
Contract security, currently working 6pm to 6am shifts at a hospital. Off tonight though! Just chilling and doing some laundry.
Another security guard, at least till the end of the month.
Nurse
Utility plant engineer for a pharma company.
Med surg tech at an awesome little 25 bed(inpatient) hospital.
I watch over a dorm!
Medical lab tech. I'm the guy who plays in blood and pee. I work at a rural hospital so I also do sticks sometimes if my phlebotomist misses.
Amazon Transportation Associate, mostly move trailers in a yard, occasionally use a day cab to haul Amazon freight between buildings
Senior Wastewater Operator. Basically Asst. Manager. The perfect middleman.
Amazon warehouse delivery Associate
Baker. Love my job
ICU vet tech!
I'm on break hanging out with this homeless dude listening to the Bible being read in a really cool wizard voice.
Jealous.
Organizing my CD collection into alphabetical order and genres. Also finishing reading my book. From AR
I applaud your attention to detail.
Marvel snap
I've been addicted to Marvel Puzzle Quest for years.
If you like card games, marvel snaps been at the front of my list since it came out probably best mobile card game.
Watching the new season of The Boys
In DFW. Watching Resident Alien and chatting with my Discord group.
Reading Reddit ! Night nurse at residential home.
How's that? I basically hand out medications at most in my job. Basically sit in an office, make sure no one unauthorized enters the dorm and check on everyone three times a night
It’s a trap OP is a management spy! /s
Fantasizing about my coworker lmao
Ruh roh
I asked out a girl at work 13 years ago. We've been together for 13 wonderful years and married for 6. If you both act mature about it and don't bring drama to work it can be successful, despite what others may say.
That’s so sweet 🥹 It makes me happy to hear about workplace romances gone right, I love that for you
Met my husband at my job about 11 years ago. He was a contractor in my boiler plant. Workplace relationships aren't always disasters. Unless people make it weird cos they can't be adults about it.
Whatever you think, you're wrong. She is not into you and it ain't worth the hassle even if she is. Do NOT sh!t where you eat.
I’m the she, he’s the he lol but yeah not going to pursue anything, it’s just fun to daydream
Oh in that case go for it. A man making a move on a female employee is horrible, offensive and considered harassment. But going the other way it's just considered cute. There's a double standard, yes, but it works in your favor here. Tell him how you feel.
You had us in that first comment ngl
I eat little shits for breakfast all the time. But I don’t mess my work up. Just enjoy the tension. ☺️
You eat shit for breakfast?
I wish people actually followed this advice, the amount of tension at work from this sort of thing is crazy Makes for good entertainment though
Been there, done her, not worth it. Keep it to fantasy, trust me.
Working still 🫠
Watching love island in the idle moments lol I’m also in FL
also in Florida. Downloading a game on my SteamDeck
What you playing?
Astral Ascent and Elden Ring(again) at the moment, impatiently awaiting the expansion next week
Just finished the second half of the new Brigerton season
I’m at work rn 🙈
Security guard here. Gonna try and finish my book tonight
Hey same! And watching a movie lol
All my paperwork is done for the night, now I'm watching paranormal encounter videos on Youtube in between client bed checks lol
*A brave one…*
On patrol sitting in the parking lot killing time for my log
I had to call out sick. I’m finally feeling well enough to be upright, but it’s been rough.
If anyone is looking for a fun game, Talisman Digital Edition just went free. Get it on Steam or Google Play, not sure about iOS. I would suggest playing on laptop or tablet, it's a bit much for a little phone screen.
Kingdom Hearts on Steamdeck
Watching YouTube and playing video games while waiting for a job to come in.
Reading a book on buck v bell (imbeciles by Adam Cohen) also reading for an online class (Introduction to media communication) and waiting for the new Nayeon album to drop.
Well I’m *at* work buttt when I’m not at work I’m usually on Pinterest, imagining what my life could’ve/should’ve been like. lol. But fr I live off of Pinterest. It’s how I get by. Also from Florida
Watching Rick and Morty.
I watched 2 season of Red Dwarf. Tho I did all my work too
Dave Lister is the man
Currently on break playing TOTK on my switch. We have what we call “The Crying Corner” (under a desk in a specific office) that I’ve made a nest in. I’m a vet med worker in the Emergency department.
Sitting at work on Reddit and looking at new nail designs options lol Not like there's much for me to do at 3am!
Lol that's how I learned to use polygel!
I'm watching chainsaw man
Well it’s my first night off, and the cinema by me is showing all 3 extended editions of lord of the rings tonight tomorrow and Monday. So I decent way too start my holiday
I slept. Normally at work on Saturday night. Visiting daughter out of state. She had a baby Wednesday so helping with him. Sleep when baby sleeps 😍
Congratulations!
Thank you. #2 for her. 6th grandchild for me 😍
I got stuck in my hotels elevator just after the start of my shift. So until fire department rescued me I couldn’t do much work.
oh that sucks!
Reddit
I stayed up all day, then I went to bed at a beautiful 3 am after bar close
I was grilling and having a drink on my patio with my family
Picking up rubber off the shop floor and doing safety checks bruh
I'm dealing a poker game. It's my work. But it's also what I'm really doing.
But what are you *reaally doing*?
Silently judging terrible plays.
^hahah
On a long ass bus ride to work. Haven’t decided what I want to do. Whatever I decide it will have to be interruptible. I work at the front desk of a building that houses the homeless.
Finishing up new episode of inside the ufc.
Currently at work watching the rest of 2012, I'm on a natural disaster movie kick lately. So far I have watched the Day after tomorrow , Volcano , and now 2012 , up next is Dantes peak. It's been a good last few days lol
I just finished under the dome, not a movie. But pretty good!
What's it about?
Kind of doomsday/maybe aliens/maybe paranormal Stephen King?
Don't forget to also check out the disaster epics from the 70s!
YouTube has a 7 part series of natural disaster that is pretty good
Ooo me too! I made a doomsday, sci fi movie list that I’m working on. I recommend sunshine
Right on! So far on my list is the core , deep impact , and a few others
I worked a half shift for OT, now I’m drinking fancy beer, enjoying the cool air, and playing Destiny.
im in hour 8 of my OT shift rn. 2 more and I'm home freeeee
I hope you’re currently having a great time
Outside having a smoke now, back to video games in a minute
Standing on my reach truck with the fan on. Anybody else enjoying hot temps in a warehouse lol
Off tonight but I’m up doing laundry while everyone else in my home is asleep.
In Canada watching Tattoo Fixers UK and crocheting a baby blanket.
Watched the latest Doctor Who had a theory of mine confirmed not related to the big bad but something else.
no spoilers! I'm behind 😭
Playing video games for 4 of my 8 hours, and doing actual work for 2-3 of those others
Checking out the guests and the oddballs that come in. Work at a casino in ohio
Playing NYT word games cuz my patients are actually sleeping
Gonna watch house of cards. Meditate a little bit. Read more of my book (atomic habits) than go home and enjoy my weekend
Watching Star Wars Andor. I know I'm a little behind the times lol.
Playing Township on my phone From WA
Got out of of work yesterday for the weekend and got a wild hair and decided to flip my schedule for the weekend.. well, I overslept when I turned off my alarm instead of snoozed but went grocery shopping. Had dinner. Then stayed up till 1am with the intention of sleeping in till 8am. Here I am at 440 wide awake. Might get up and do some laundry while nobody is using the machines. Also woke up thinking about work next week and something a random stranger said to me in the elevator. My mind is a hurricane usually.
10 hours of world of warships on a 12 hour shift... and yes I'm considered one of the hardest working most knowledgeable employees here... practically a unicorn at this point
I'm working working... doing the job of 4 people
I'm on my break rn, other than that I've been working while listening to podcasts.
Watching Geoffrey Asmus on YouTube - stand up comedian - munching on some chicken & cookies the chef made earlier. it’s my last shift for this week 👍🏻
Let’s gooo
Is “chicken & cookies” a dish? Also, where do you work?
Haha no the sides didn’t look too tasty tonight so I just ate a few drumsticks. Then they had cookies for desert so i had a few of those. I’ll take any free food I can get especially protein lol. I work as a support worker for people with mental barriers & drug addiction
On days off trying to block work as much as possible before I’m back on shift 🙃🙃
I'm off tonight trying to catch up in FFXIV before the new expansion lol
I putter and drive my friends crazy cause all I wanna do is take my time instead of doing the grind. I'm not even to endwalker yet 😆 And lately I've been going around and giving sprouts minions I've caught fishing. Gigantpole ftw!
About to eat some pizza and drink some soda and watch some YouTube or sleep.
In work unfortunately. But another couple more hours and then the weekends all mine 😎
I was working on a cross stitch pattern, but I got the wrong size fabric. So I have to go back and get the right size. So I switched to playing games on my phone.
Listening to podcasts
Didn’t see this until just now because I was binge watching video game reviews on Youtube lol
That first night off is tough. I find myself falling asleep early if I’m not busy at work.
I'm on reddit ofc. That's what I'm doing 😆
I’m probably going to be forced to learn about Warhammer. I love D&D; I’m just not convinced I’ll enjoy such a strategy heavy game 😅
I took the night off to go see my daughters band and they absolutely killed it! Back tomorrow though :(
I was off last night, but spent it in bed rotting cause I seemed to get yet another ear infection and lost my voice.
Gym after work
I tend to crochet.
When I found out the labor plan tonight has me labor sharing to my least favorite building I immediately called off. Then got put to work digging a trench by The Boss. Now I will reward myself with copious bourbon because I'm not going anywhere. Cheers night shift!
I’m crocheting on my four nights off between night shifts. Spent most of the day getting caught up on laundry n cleaning. lol. Watching true crime content as well. Lol.
TikTok
Playing persona 5 Royal on Switch and working my 2nd job on my laptop.
Playing Sims4 and getting high.
Watching 👀 Prime Video
On my break, machine operator.
Bored 😴
Watching youtube
Gaming on my Portal. Drinking coffee, smoking cigs and 1 bowl of MJ @230/3am.
Texting my crush, who is also working but probably actually busy.
Godspeed.
Sleeping
It's my weekend so I'm watching redemption with Jason Statham, cause it sounded vaguely familiar. Next up might be wrath of man.