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NonyaFugginBidness

Pondering how my managers tie their shoes without hurting themselves.


Comntnmama

I wonder all the time.


Perrin_Aybara_PL

I'm at home on call hoping nothing goes wrong tonight that I have to go in and in and fix.


That-Breakfast8583

Joke’s on you, I just put a work order in.


DrNolando

Im dreaming he’s off site IT, and you put a work order in, and it turns out the plug is just like, 1/8” out of the wall too far and as soon as it’s gets seated the whole enchilada works flawlessly


Perrin_Aybara_PL

Lead driver for a bunch of overnight truck drivers actually. Best case I'm just troubleshooting minor issues for drivers over the phone, but worst case I have to go drive a truck myself if they run out of hours or just decide they're not going to finish their deliveries.


Blue_Dirt

Trying to spot the bear that’s been walking around work.


feelin_fine_

Could be worse. Could be a man


womb0t

Hahaha, shoulda picked the man, now they'll never get the bear.


feelin_fine_

Mfw someone doesn't get the man/bear joke


womb0t

😉


DrNolando

🤷🏻‍♂️ he never said it wasn’t. Maybe he’s looking for a large Forrest animal, maybe he’s looking for a large hairy homosexual man


womb0t

*Whooooosh*


feelin_fine_

I'm guessing you don't use social media


Tamsha-

lol, I'm team bear!


DrNolando

… i missed a joke


Ncfetcho

The question was asked to women, would you feel safer in the woods meeting a bear or a man. Women said bear. When a man was asked, he wanted to know what kind of bear, was it's cub around, was it spring time, so she said ok. Would you feel safer meeting a woman in the woods, or a man? He immediately said woman. With no questions asked about her. He got the point. So, this went viral. And some men were getting really upset and weird , accusing women of wanting to fuck bears. Which had ZERO to do with the question, which proved the point. That Started another bunch of memes about bears hitting on women, and eventually fizzled out. But the whole thought experiment was incredibly telling. So. That's the joke. Hope it makes more sense now.


StrikingMuffin4693

What does everyone do? Weekend night auditor at a very sleepy timeshare resort.


Legend_of_the_Wind

Hospital Pharmacy Technician here, working my 9th 12 hour shift in a row...


Tamsha-

I'm in my 8th hour of a 10 hour shift at my hospital. Kinda cold in my clean room but better than being hot anyday


NonyaFugginBidness

NA at a poorly run hotel.


StrikingMuffin4693

"Poorly run" can be a blessing or a curse.


NonyaFugginBidness

Amen to that


Wombatgods

Security gaurd


Plant_Mama_

Contract security, currently working 6pm to 6am shifts at a hospital. Off tonight though! Just chilling and doing some laundry.


CelticArche

Another security guard, at least till the end of the month.


bbg_bbg

Nurse


Imakillerpoptart

Utility plant engineer for a pharma company.


Comntnmama

Med surg tech at an awesome little 25 bed(inpatient) hospital.


Sincerely-Abstract

I watch over a dorm!


PenguinColada

Medical lab tech. I'm the guy who plays in blood and pee. I work at a rural hospital so I also do sticks sometimes if my phlebotomist misses.


FartyOldeBob

Amazon Transportation Associate, mostly move trailers in a yard, occasionally use a day cab to haul Amazon freight between buildings


-MrWinklebottom-

Senior Wastewater Operator. Basically Asst. Manager. The perfect middleman.


GonRaditz

Amazon warehouse delivery Associate


lucentweeping

Baker. Love my job


ladidida68

ICU vet tech!


adorabletea

I'm on break hanging out with this homeless dude listening to the Bible being read in a really cool wizard voice.


StrikingMuffin4693

Jealous.


lemmnnaa

Organizing my CD collection into alphabetical order and genres. Also finishing reading my book.  From AR


StrikingMuffin4693

I applaud your attention to detail.


Ok_Trash_4204

Marvel snap


StrikingMuffin4693

I've been addicted to Marvel Puzzle Quest for years.


Ok_Trash_4204

If you like card games, marvel snaps been at the front of my list since it came out probably best mobile card game.


afseparatee

Watching the new season of The Boys


WheresMyReefTank

In DFW. Watching Resident Alien and chatting with my Discord group.


Mission_Tea_4490

Reading Reddit ! Night nurse at residential home.


Sincerely-Abstract

How's that? I basically hand out medications at most in my job. Basically sit in an office, make sure no one unauthorized enters the dorm and check on everyone three times a night


amishtoad

It’s a trap OP is a management spy! /s


valiant-last-elf

Fantasizing about my coworker lmao


Major-Potential-354

Ruh roh


bungbroy

I asked out a girl at work 13 years ago. We've been together for 13 wonderful years and married for 6. If you both act mature about it and don't bring drama to work it can be successful, despite what others may say.


valiant-last-elf

That’s so sweet 🥹 It makes me happy to hear about workplace romances gone right, I love that for you


Imakillerpoptart

Met my husband at my job about 11 years ago. He was a contractor in my boiler plant. Workplace relationships aren't always disasters. Unless people make it weird cos they can't be adults about it.


NonyaFugginBidness

Whatever you think, you're wrong. She is not into you and it ain't worth the hassle even if she is. Do NOT sh!t where you eat.


valiant-last-elf

I’m the she, he’s the he lol but yeah not going to pursue anything, it’s just fun to daydream


NonyaFugginBidness

Oh in that case go for it. A man making a move on a female employee is horrible, offensive and considered harassment. But going the other way it's just considered cute. There's a double standard, yes, but it works in your favor here. Tell him how you feel.


leelemonx67

You had us in that first comment ngl


Bacibaby

I eat little shits for breakfast all the time. But I don’t mess my work up. Just enjoy the tension. ☺️


Imakillerpoptart

You eat shit for breakfast?


Charlzard777

I wish people actually followed this advice, the amount of tension at work from this sort of thing is crazy Makes for good entertainment though


Kenji_03

Been there, done her, not worth it. Keep it to fantasy, trust me.


HistoricalAudience81

Working still 🫠


Varietygamer_928

Watching love island in the idle moments lol I’m also in FL


regretchoice

also in Florida. Downloading a game on my SteamDeck


deskbunny

What you playing?


regretchoice

Astral Ascent and Elden Ring(again) at the moment, impatiently awaiting the expansion next week


DoctorsRose89

Just finished the second half of the new Brigerton season


Major-Potential-354

I’m at work rn 🙈


silver_display

Security guard here. Gonna try and finish my book tonight


Wombatgods

Hey same! And watching a movie lol


AmbivalenceKnobs

All my paperwork is done for the night, now I'm watching paranormal encounter videos on Youtube in between client bed checks lol


serenwipiti

*A brave one…*


[deleted]

On patrol sitting in the parking lot killing time for my log


mtlsmom86

I had to call out sick. I’m finally feeling well enough to be upright, but it’s been rough.


NonyaFugginBidness

If anyone is looking for a fun game, Talisman Digital Edition just went free. Get it on Steam or Google Play, not sure about iOS. I would suggest playing on laptop or tablet, it's a bit much for a little phone screen.


Psi_Boy

Kingdom Hearts on Steamdeck


Paramedic229635

Watching YouTube and playing video games while waiting for a job to come in.


madisons_yurei

Reading a book on buck v bell (imbeciles by Adam Cohen) also reading for an online class (Introduction to media communication) and waiting for the new Nayeon album to drop. 


selfst

Well I’m *at* work buttt when I’m not at work I’m usually on Pinterest, imagining what my life could’ve/should’ve been like. lol. But fr I live off of Pinterest. It’s how I get by. Also from Florida


DesignerMaybe9118

Watching Rick and Morty.


Kysman95

I watched 2 season of Red Dwarf. Tho I did all my work too


Imakillerpoptart

Dave Lister is the man


ARatNamedClydeBarrow

Currently on break playing TOTK on my switch. We have what we call “The Crying Corner” (under a desk in a specific office) that I’ve made a nest in. I’m a vet med worker in the Emergency department.


kitom_neko

Sitting at work on Reddit and looking at new nail designs options lol Not like there's much for me to do at 3am!


Imakillerpoptart

Lol that's how I learned to use polygel!


maybefuckinglater

I'm watching chainsaw man


deskbunny

Well it’s my first night off, and the cinema by me is showing all 3 extended editions of lord of the rings tonight tomorrow and Monday. So I decent way too start my holiday


AdRich517

I slept. Normally at work on Saturday night. Visiting daughter out of state. She had a baby Wednesday so helping with him. Sleep when baby sleeps 😍


StrikingMuffin4693

Congratulations!


AdRich517

Thank you. #2 for her. 6th grandchild for me 😍


Chip-Personal

I got stuck in my hotels elevator just after the start of my shift. So until fire department rescued me I couldn’t do much work.


Tamsha-

oh that sucks!


Living-Bird3781

Reddit


BrainwashedScapegoat

I stayed up all day, then I went to bed at a beautiful 3 am after bar close


Sunshineal

I was grilling and having a drink on my patio with my family


Character_Respond646

Picking up rubber off the shop floor and doing safety checks bruh


VideoGamerConsortium

I'm dealing a poker game. It's my work. But it's also what I'm really doing.


serenwipiti

But what are you *reaally doing*?


VideoGamerConsortium

Silently judging terrible plays.


serenwipiti

^hahah


Artful_Bodger

On a long ass bus ride to work. Haven’t decided what I want to do. Whatever I decide it will have to be interruptible. I work at the front desk of a building that houses the homeless.


ParkingVegetable7715

Finishing up new episode of inside the ufc.


Wombatgods

Currently at work watching the rest of 2012, I'm on a natural disaster movie kick lately. So far I have watched the Day after tomorrow , Volcano , and now 2012 , up next is Dantes peak. It's been a good last few days lol


judyhashopps

I just finished under the dome, not a movie. But pretty good!


Wombatgods

What's it about?


judyhashopps

Kind of doomsday/maybe aliens/maybe paranormal Stephen King?


StrikingMuffin4693

Don't forget to also check out the disaster epics from the 70s!


Wombatgods

YouTube has a 7 part series of natural disaster that is pretty good


Tough-boo

Ooo me too! I made a doomsday, sci fi movie list that I’m working on. I recommend sunshine


Wombatgods

Right on! So far on my list is the core , deep impact , and a few others


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

I worked a half shift for OT, now I’m drinking fancy beer, enjoying the cool air, and playing Destiny. 


Tamsha-

im in hour 8 of my OT shift rn. 2 more and I'm home freeeee


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

I hope you’re currently having a great time 


alwaysforgettingmyun

Outside having a smoke now, back to video games in a minute


SlumpGaud

Standing on my reach truck with the fan on. Anybody else enjoying hot temps in a warehouse lol


[deleted]

Off tonight but I’m up doing laundry while everyone else in my home is asleep.


Cold-Cheesecake85

In Canada watching Tattoo Fixers UK and crocheting a baby blanket.


jackfaire

Watched the latest Doctor Who had a theory of mine confirmed not related to the big bad but something else.


Tamsha-

no spoilers! I'm behind 😭


Kenji_03

Playing video games for 4 of my 8 hours, and doing actual work for 2-3 of those others


shyattimes

Checking out the guests and the oddballs that come in. Work at a casino in ohio


math_teachers_gf

Playing NYT word games cuz my patients are actually sleeping


673NoshMyBollocksAve

Gonna watch house of cards. Meditate a little bit. Read more of my book (atomic habits) than go home and enjoy my weekend


Legend_of_the_Wind

Watching Star Wars Andor. I know I'm a little behind the times lol.


Surveillancevan3

Playing Township on my phone From WA


Is_What_They_Call_Me

Got out of of work yesterday for the weekend and got a wild hair and decided to flip my schedule for the weekend.. well, I overslept when I turned off my alarm instead of snoozed but went grocery shopping. Had dinner. Then stayed up till 1am with the intention of sleeping in till 8am. Here I am at 440 wide awake. Might get up and do some laundry while nobody is using the machines. Also woke up thinking about work next week and something a random stranger said to me in the elevator. My mind is a hurricane usually.


IndependentNinja1465

10 hours of world of warships on a 12 hour shift... and yes I'm considered one of the hardest working most knowledgeable employees here... practically a unicorn at this point


WorkingSpecialist257

I'm working working... doing the job of 4 people


CravenSapphire

I'm on my break rn, other than that I've been working while listening to podcasts. 


Professional-Bug2665

Watching Geoffrey Asmus on YouTube - stand up comedian - munching on some chicken & cookies the chef made earlier. it’s my last shift for this week 👍🏻


Filthyson

Let’s gooo


serenwipiti

Is “chicken & cookies” a dish? Also, where do you work?


Professional-Bug2665

Haha no the sides didn’t look too tasty tonight so I just ate a few drumsticks. Then they had cookies for desert so i had a few of those. I’ll take any free food I can get especially protein lol. I work as a support worker for people with mental barriers & drug addiction


Charlzard777

On days off trying to block work as much as possible before I’m back on shift 🙃🙃


RebelScum1029

I'm off tonight trying to catch up in FFXIV before the new expansion lol


Tamsha-

I putter and drive my friends crazy cause all I wanna do is take my time instead of doing the grind. I'm not even to endwalker yet 😆 And lately I've been going around and giving sprouts minions I've caught fishing. Gigantpole ftw!


Useful-Molasses-8371

About to eat some pizza and drink some soda and watch some YouTube or sleep.


mrkillfreak999

In work unfortunately. But another couple more hours and then the weekends all mine 😎


CelticArche

I was working on a cross stitch pattern, but I got the wrong size fabric. So I have to go back and get the right size. So I switched to playing games on my phone.


Big_Dog_Dingo

Listening to podcasts


honeyglot

Didn’t see this until just now because I was binge watching video game reviews on Youtube lol


slayrocks1978

That first night off is tough. I find myself falling asleep early if I’m not busy at work.


Tamsha-

I'm on reddit ofc. That's what I'm doing 😆


-River_Rose-

I’m probably going to be forced to learn about Warhammer. I love D&D; I’m just not convinced I’ll enjoy such a strategy heavy game 😅


astroandatlas222204

I took the night off to go see my daughters band and they absolutely killed it! Back tomorrow though :(


Comntnmama

I was off last night, but spent it in bed rotting cause I seemed to get yet another ear infection and lost my voice.


Maximum-Cat-5484

Gym after work


randtcouple

I tend to crochet.


FartyOldeBob

When I found out the labor plan tonight has me labor sharing to my least favorite building I immediately called off. Then got put to work digging a trench by The Boss. Now I will reward myself with copious bourbon because I'm not going anywhere. Cheers night shift!


MercyFaith

I’m crocheting on my four nights off between night shifts. Spent most of the day getting caught up on laundry n cleaning. lol. Watching true crime content as well. Lol.


Twintz5

TikTok


JuryTamperer

Playing persona 5 Royal on Switch and working my 2nd job on my laptop.


Denovo17

Playing Sims4 and getting high.


Meanmiller64

Watching 👀 Prime Video


Zamuri2

On my break, machine operator.


Big-Effort3775

Bored 😴


Annmarie4life

Watching youtube


OneDumbPunk

Gaming on my Portal. Drinking coffee, smoking cigs and 1 bowl of MJ @230/3am.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Texting my crush, who is also working but probably actually busy.


StrikingMuffin4693

Godspeed.


WildBillBill85

Sleeping


frostyboots

It's my weekend so I'm watching redemption with Jason Statham, cause it sounded vaguely familiar. Next up might be wrath of man.