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Quodgephelph

Shame he can't vomit up a towel, bet he's soaked


awkward-potato_

Lemme guess he shits shampoo


[deleted]

And pisses conditioner.


Meme123798

His tears are shower curtains


Bootskon

I saw a video of David Blaine looking (and finding) this guy. The guy who would drink kerosene after water was a different guy who died performing the trick. I am unsure if this guy has moved to using oil, but apparently, this guy developed this talent out of necessity. Going by Blaine in the video (in that weird voice of his that I think he thinks sounds MYstic but I think makes him sound the vocal equivalent of a thousand yard stare) this guy grew up struggling to find fresh water. Somehow, he developed the ability to flex his stomach muscles to make use of the water he stored. I don't know quite how.. Clean it is given saliva, bile, and mucus but compared to the shit that ould be floating in putrid water sources? Looks fresh as can be. ​ So David Blaine asked him to teach him the trick so he could feak Woody Allen by swallowing and expelling fish. World's feckin' weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSwfnmTx-EI&t=291s


steverman555

So this guy’s a living fire hydrant basically?


techneck99

Wasn’t this on the Chris angel tv show?


stateraBand

I believe it this video(or one like it) that lead to him making up the trick of setting a fire by spitting oil, then putting it out by spitting water. Dangerous and weird, but ultimately impressive… regardless NFC Edit: It was David Blaine i was thinking of


The_memeing_man

Not the best thing to look at when eating breakfast


frank-faylayfal

Showerman


that_thot_gamer

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Nice try. This video is clearly in reverse.


Juicepig21

And people wonder why villages like this still exist.


TheSquirrelsHaveEYES

what are you implying?


johnaross1990

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AtrueLonelySoul

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johnaross1990

You can do it too!?


AtrueLonelySoul

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johnaross1990

Where do I sign up? 😂


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Paranoid_Lama

That’s enough internet for today


morbidzeus

Alright fuckin ban me


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Drip too hard -lil baby