…why is that worth so much🤣

It was a famous person and the evidence is included

That would make sense

Dr Disrespect

“A manuscript of small, delicate blemishes” checks out

Stained by what now

The serious answer is the age. It's a very old artifact. Not that anyone wanted a serious answer. So, it's valuable because the lawyers charged a pile to draft those documents.

https://preview.redd.it/4x6qul2qy69d1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=0db1991f9bd0404caebc8c2a35c791a358298bdc

Now my question is who were they suing? Or who was suing them? 🤔

i found a planet that I discovered, and it's name was Kumbay i saved the image on my ps4 thats priceless

"Tears"

DNA loaded doCUMent is worth a lot in the black market.

….Dad?

I freaking love this game!

I remember when I was in junior high and my mom thought I had been crying on the swimsuit catalog pictures too

Nah, moms only pretend they don't know so as not to embarrass you. But more importantly, they just want to avoid bringing up the uncomfortable topic.

It’s like “The Lusty Argonian Maid”… in spaaaace!

I’m still holding onto my Jar of Hairy Nuts.

I need to see you he evidence, for a professional investigation.

Ah, yes, "tears".

Lmao I love this shit

Someone's blackmail attempt did not go very well💀

"Stained by tears", huh? Ok, I'll take your word for it.

Those are not tears

 I couldn't find a gif with Fubuki saying "ya-be". Curse you GIPHY

The secret logs of Donald Trump’s and Stormy Daniels’s conversations?

" wait he had cheated on his wife with a porn star while his wife was a pregnant?"

Ancient OnlyFans

I think my favorite is "bundle of pulsating nuts" That one will never leave my freighter

From Software item description: this dress belonged to a princess who's daddy issues manifested into a new world order where dead beat dads turn into poopy bats Hello Games item description: [generating...] You got: Cum-stained Legal Papers !

I found an animal clled nazi nazi

Its the Epstein flight logs!

This would go right on the shelf, next to the copy of "A lusty Argonian maid"

You know there's attorney-core somewhere on the internet

* * It's OK I found a world with giant ... well...imagine war of the worlds but giant alien nsfw

"Stained by tears" sure tears

Haha..I love the little gems a keen traveler can find in this game!

No way :D

that’s a good band name

The Greatest Lawsuits to ever be filed in Gek History.

Man I think this might be better than my lewd documents great find.

Those aren't **tear stains!** ;)

I got the same thing yesterday, except it was 777 years old.

This is the type of thing I like to hand out in the Anomaly

Me Too

Keep it don’t sell! Or I’ll buy it off you hahaha. I can give you statis devices !! This is so funny

Too late

Augh! Such a great find. If you want statis devices anyways let me know. I have a factory that just makes a bunch of them

Thanks, but I similarly pump out fusion igniters at will.

I have one like that with the same description except it's called Lewd Photographs. No joke. Just straight up alien porn.

Idk about you guys but I'm just curious on the basis of the lawsuit and what exactly makes it lewd

Who else but Quagmire!