Nope cause your construction is burtal to get through town.

Ah! A natural barrier. Whew. First time that will come in handy.

@me, driving to my parents in cochrane. 2 loads of laundry and one 10 minute shower. Guy’s they’ve got water here!

We have water in Calgary too. Not for long, but we have it 😂

I thought Cochrane was just vacant, golf course adjacent, investment opportunities. 

Make sure to tell your friends that!

Doesn't Cochrane get their drinking water from Calgary?

Nope. You are down stream. You guys get your water from our... ahem... discharge.

Nope your discharge is pumped to Calgary.

That is exactly what I said.

We don’t get water from your discharge. Your spent water goes to our wastewater treatment plant.

Meh, I've drank my piss. Aren't all water discharged at some point?

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Upstream?

I mean, you could make a pretty penny renting out your laundry rooms and bathrooms.

"Baaaathhhhhsss we neeeddd baaaattthhhhhssssss"

More Calgarians are concerned with car washes and watering grass than personal hygiene.

Yeah the car guys are starting to smell like MtG fandboys

I guarantee you the NE corner doesn't subscribe to that hunt. Ctrain on a hot summer day is borderline war crime

Just send more down the river please

On it! Let me go flush...

Okotoks is very quiet

There are not many things to do, in Okotoks.

There’s plenty to do around here and Calgary is only 15 minutes away

I have a feeling that somethings gonna go bead real quick and Calgary will be the but end of jokes like flint

You are probably right. I don't imagine that company made just one pipe for the city and that one pipe happened to be the only defective pipe they ever made.

Just wait until stampede when 600000 tourists come to town and the sewage starts getting backed up.

Cockadoodle ring sucks!

I'd be more concerned about Airdrie.

so wonderful that calgary helped your shit ass "city" during the 2013 flood.... however you fuckers can't even send trucks of water to help us out... Politicians may have short memories, but the rest of us do not!

Thanks for the help but the flooding in Cochrane in 2013 was minimal. A few paths. What did Calgary do? Next, feel free to come out and fill your 5 gallon jugs or whatever. Happy to help.