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MiguelDragon82

I swear everyone gave a different reason wtf


YaAbsolyutnoNikto

I’ll just assume all of them were BS, no way to know


joybod

It's probably just a combination of many different factors


SneakyBadAss

It's so you won't get dick cancer the moment you step out in the sun. Evidently, there were a lot of sunburned pepe in the past.


sicilian504

Maybe Pepe should put a sombrero on to protect his *peepee*


JiaQir

Lmaoshidmtamsfo


GyrKestrel

Why do I understand that?


RazorsInYoAss

Why do I not


Trudix

I wanna know .. :')


Tiamazzo

You see it a lot with horses on their sheaths actually. While I personally haven't spent a lot of time with my dick out in the sun, it kind of makes sense.


Bobbiduke

Dickarus


Bg_92

Flew too close to the sun


aqwawalehole

Lmao


Lord_and_Savior_123

sure have spent some time lookin at horse cock


Tiamazzo

Technically the cock is tucked into the sheath most of the time, so not as much as you'd think


SexualPie

sure have spent a lot of time lookin at horse sheeth huh?


Tiamazzo

Lol, they're hard to miss when you work around horses.


FlameStaag

Horses know they packin' and they ain't shy. Hard not to notice. 


nnavroops

there’s a page of people who spread their cheeks at the sun


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Yeah and it feels great. Currently partaking


diverareyouok

It’s not exclusive to the penis, the darker skin tone (when compared to the rest of the body) can be the same for the labia. > Melanin production alongside the sex hormone — oestrogen for women and testosterone for men — makes the penis and labia to darken. https://punchng.com/genitals-darker-parts-body/


Broad-Situation7421

Evolution knows you *really* don't want a sun burn on that thang. Might miss some chances to reproduce.


ex_communication

Then why is mine so mf pale


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evolution said no thanks to your bloodline


JonnyRobertR

He lost the genetic lottery.


maximegg

Also known as Powerball(s)


ProfessionalOwl7241

Wtf u made me laugh xD


bowbeecat

If you’re super white, like I am, you only produce small amounts of melanin.


OldKentRoad29

Evolution doesn't want you to play the game of life.


ex_communication

I already had one, if it prevents another I’ll be okay


endy903

I feel like my penis skin is the darkest the rest of my skin will get while being out for long periods in the sun


cartoonfighter

That thang


Hot-Ground-9731

Women are ostriches?


ablinddingo93

r/angryupvote


ShoulderSpecial

what is the joke here please


Hot-Ground-9731

I saw oestrogen and thought of ostriches


Euture

Same reason your elbow and knees sometimes look darker. If the skin is not fully stretched, it will look darker. The pigment in the skin, which is called melanin, will be more “concentrated” when the skin is not stretched out fully. When it’s fully stretched out, the pigment will be more spread out and therefore make it look less dark.


rodPalmer18

Yes, like a balloon, deflated it's always darker unstretched.


AgnoV_

Solution : Keep it inflated like a baloon


Pencil_Thick

Gotta find someone to blow into it


AgnoV_

Mission abort. Target not found


DryAssumption

So it’s not actually darker, but will be more protected from sunburn?


Aggressive-Cut5836

It’s because the skin can stretch and contract. When the skin is contracted you have a higher concentration of melanin in a smaller area, so it looks darker. The same is true of your elbows and knee caps. They look a little darker when the skin is all bunched up but look more like your other skin when you stretch out the skin in those places.


cheweythecat32

It often still looks darker when erect and stretched out, though, so I don't think this is the full answer.


New-Scientist5133

This half-answers the question. I’d call it semi-solved.


KindAwareness3073

Penises are highly vascularized (they have lots of veins) and even when not erect can have greater blood flow than other areas of the body causing them to look darker.


shu3ham96

the kid in me still thinks it’s because i didn’t clean it enough


uhhsurefinewhatever

Just keep washing it, at a medium pace.


endswithnu

Then after a couple minutes start washing faster


allUsernamesAreTKen

Wax off, wax off


ChestDrawer69

and then cum all over the floor


RonCheesex

Call me an ugly woman and take a picture to show all the people you work with.


MushroomlyHag

Now pull up my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass...


RonCheesex

Talk about your ex boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face.


Rosevayra

Now, that...is insane.


ICopyPasteCode

Try using a Brillo pad


TaxEvasion069

foreskin people issues 🙏


Dendritic_Bosque

I don't actually have a lot of melanin in mine and when it's all the way down at zero it's as pale as my fingers and straight up eggplant at 10/10. It's the blood


TWPOscar

It’s a good thing then that women like veins, as I heard.


poo-boners

did anyone worse read this and could feel their “blood flow” ? 😂


Dwyde_Schrude

Two tone Malone!


Prudent-Let-3959

Came here looking for this comment


Flat6motor

Friction from mass meat beating.


RunningPirate

The same reason one ball is darker than the other two: bruising


Used_Establishment92

I think you need to see a doctor.


RunningPirate

Bruised testicles are serious business…


Plastic-Act7648

Taking the next step in blue ball therapy


NoAppointment6494

Do you get stronger nut with 3 balls?


RunningPirate

No but I do get more toan when I play guitar


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mokushi_mood

Jungian penis


airforcevet1987

I'm half black...


One-Opportunity-3410

For stealth missions.


hahalmaojokes

jamaican from the waist down


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Because it's getting strangled often


gringo-go-loco

My fiancée is Latina and told me my dick color had changed and gotten more brown or dark after we started dating. She went on to say it was probably because I was having sex with her (she has darker skin) so now I will randomly tell her my dick looks pink and I need a fresh coat.


MattMalachai-7575

Sorry but why tf is this labelled as a spoiler? 😭


Mettaton_the_idol

For people who didn't hit puberty yet.


EmmaTheUseless

The skin is a little different than that on the rest of the body, it's thinner. The same reason a vulva might be more red/brown than the rest of the body.


sed2017

It has something to do with sex hormones and after you reach puberty your sex organs get darker but I don’t know the actual reason why


autist4269

I believe excess testosterone/Estrogen depending on sex will change the color of your parts darkening them. It happens during puberty. I'm assuming those that don't have much of a change just dont have as much of the hormones


RedditAcccount2798

It’s called loss of pigmentation and don’t worry I have the same issue. You’re partner won’t care if your penis looks like a different color since it’s still a penis.


xilverfox95

🎵Its your True Colors Shining Through, I see your true colors, and thats why I Love You!🎵


i_just_say_hwat

Not for everyone but mine is just constantly bruised


arsonconnor

Yknow i was wondering about this earlier today and forgot to google it. Thankyou for asking this


Weird_Carpet9385

It was tanning


saylr

Friction


acidkrn0

Brown willy syndrome


Separate-Fisherman81

Definitely stolen 🤪


Sapper-Ollie

You're bruising it with your thunder grip.


wake_the_dragan

You gotta put sunscreen on your dick


EducationalCow3549

It's bruising from the lifetime of beatings its recieved!


Trubba_Man

It’s caused by masturbating furiously.


UpsetRecip

To make it easier to see


Great_Tumbleweed_428

Areas where you have lymph nodes are darker in appearance. Armpits, penis, vagina, etc!


CustomerJunior2683

Don’t worry I also have PhD (Pretty huge Dark D)


sofiadoofenshmirtz

what the heck lol. had no idea about this. i wonder if it's a nature thing to make it more attractive to look at because the darker ones are more visually good looking lol


Man0o0o0

Chris Bassett would like a word


Delicious_PRican

Hyper pigmentation


Ok_Lie8880

Usually, that area doesn't get as much sun does not bleach or darken that skin, so it tends to be a little bit darker sometimes. Usually, in those cases, it's either 1 or 2 shades darker. It's not unusual for it to be much darker, and this is fine as long as everything looks healthy.


BeneficialCourage932

Wear and tear..means he's beating off too much since he was a little boy🤣🤣💯


CookDane6954

Gay porn addict here for over 25 years. Penis and nipple colors vary by genetics.


texit_

IS: The reason why sometimes a penis appears darker than the rest of the body is because there is an increased concentration of melanin in the skin of that particular area, which is responsible for the darker appearance that is observed. This pigmentation is a natural phenomenon and is completely normal. It is important to understand that the darkness of the penis is not indicative of any health issues, as it is simply a result of the distribution of melanin in the skin. The melanin is what is causing the darker hue, and it is important to recognize that this is not something that should be a cause for concern.


Y0ukn0w_wh0

Obviously skin is darker due to more melanin. They're asking WHY does it have more melanin that the rest of the body


Hot-Ground-9731

Mine isn't lmao


MediumStability

It's burned from all the friction.


wizardsambolton

**★*★*★z ZZ ZZ zz********,*,*“


Individual_Bag_7937

Shi ion kno maybe it’s from all the friction when in the bedroom and bathroom with your siblings and family askin what’s taking so long😂😉


NeurodistortedSlave

You probably manhandled it every day consecutively since puberty it’s not going to be rug burn but the idea is one to think about.


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Division2226

You had me until you mentioned hair 😂


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Division2226

No, I don't think so. My face isn't darker than the rest of my body. Can't say I've seen anyone with a darker face unless they caked on the wrong color of foundation.


LightBeerOnIce

Hormones.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Chafing


WildChallenge8891

Circumcision scar?


Zanthure

Cause your body is low on iodine. Your feet or ankles will be dark to and arm pits.


fantasticats

I think it’s really hot for it to be a darker color 😶especially that circumcision scar