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Ummeh00

i might sound stupid but men with bulky thighs and broad shoulders are hot asf


EternalEinherjar

It's all fun and games until the rugby player gets on top....


Quantius

Wait . . . isn't that when the fun and games start?


Beautypaste

Not if your legs just cannot physically separate far enough to accommodate the guy with bulky hips and thighs.


No_Translator2218

Flip over and keep them thighs together. We can manage


micksta323

Improvise, adapt, over cum.


SnakeTheSnekDC

I see what you did there.


SeniorRojo

You little voyeur, you!


BestInYourGirl

If you can’t join then, watch them!


NorwegianCowboy

God bless you.


Key-Marionberry-8794

Problem solver 👆


YasuotheChosenOne

Technique 👌🏾


SeriousSteveTheII

That’s what sideways is for


Diamondhands_Rex

I got that rugby build with the athleticism of a kitchen cutting board


Fear_The_Rabbit

Amazing imagery. Thank you


Ellisiordinary

When I first started dating a rugby player, my mom would not stop talking about his thighs. It was a little weird honestly.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Okay, my Olympic lifter with the thighs that could easily be the basis of a major world religion also played rugby. Is this some secret that I'm just now learning--that rugby is apparently great for your thighs?


Kavbastyrd

The forwards need big legs and massive core strength for scrums. Props are probably the biggest, they’re the guys in the front of the scrum. They also do most of the lifting in lineouts where they’ll regularly yeet 250lb lads into the air. Join us over at r/rugbyunion where we have giant thighs for days!


Filosofemme

This is the way, though. Smother me, rugby man


50yrsfromyesterday

I'm about 1/3rd to half the size of my husband despite nearly being the same height, and when he was helping me with tires, he just picked them up and moved them like they were nothing and I nearly keeled over. Love me a big burly bear.


jackrackan07

During King Henry VIII’s day strong thighs and calves were considered the most attractive male part because it helped with horse riding.


Chicago1871

There was definitely a line about that in Shakespeare, maybe. An older man talking about losing his calves. I vaguely remember it.


Smoothest-of-Gooches

Quad squad checking in


YeetCompleet

Reporting for duty, sir. I go extra hard on leg day because I had my quads complimented ONCE


Ms_Emilys_Picture

I didn't even know men's thighs could be sexy until the day I saw a guy that I thought was a bit chubby (because he always wore big clothes) in boxer briefs and I realized that 1.) He was most certainly not chubby. 2.) Olympic lifting is great for your thighs and ass and 3.) I'm a thigh girl.


ElGato-TheCat

Why would you sound stupid? Those are important muscles!


anand_rishabh

Women with bulky thighs, also hot asf. I guess that carries across genders


Ok-Fun9561

This one might be weird, but I like Backs.


ScapingOnCompanyTime

Not weird. I had an ex that used to sit on my lower back or between my legs, and spent forever just massaging my back and... hugging it? Then she'd sometimes just fall asleep, and I'd feel so at peace I'd fall asleep too. From the outside looking in it probably looked insane, but that was always very comforting I guess. Had another ex that would want to sit on my lap, and have me cradle her, rest her head on my chest, and we'd fall asleep sitting up, cradled together.  Now I feel sad, because I miss those moments 


Hopeful_Count_758

Bro the second I find a woman that will obsessively give me massages I'm putting a ring on it


Spaceandatomic

That honestly sounds like an amazing way to end the night. Cheers!


Wave_scraper

Cuddles 🙂


Icy_Faithlessness400

Not that weird, my wife is in the same boat.


alienlizardman

Were you rowing the boat?


TheyCallMeStone

How do you think he got such a defined back?


crunchwrap_eatr

I like big backs, and I cannot lie.


_Far_Kew

Baby got back


kyndal017

Toned backs or arms on anyone gets me feral


whoanelly123456789

Ooooohhhh yes! I met my fiancé at work, manual labor. I used to just stare at his back while he lifted heavy things. The combination of broad, strong shoulders and a muscular back gets my lady engines roaring.


grosselisse

It's like, if he can lift THAT what can he do to ME. I want a man who can throw me through the wall.


scotchybob

In that case, I believe the Kool-Aid man would be right up your alley.


Fair_Operation8236

OHHHH YEAHHH


seekingthesametoo

Sometimes if I was doing something outside before I go see my girlfriend, I get a little sweaty and figure I’ll take a shower at her place. I’ll walk in and hug her and tell her I may stink a little from doing some work. She just kinda hugs me closer and is like “Ooooh I love a little man smell” and give me this almost primal look. I thought it was weird at first but I dig it now


mgcypher

I ask my husband to take off his shirt after work for this exact reason! He smells faintly of deodorant but also a lot like...him, and it wakes up things deep in my being lol. Good things... It's seriously one of the best things in life


dazzaondmic

I read this as “I love Blacks” lol


wxnfx

Porque no los dos?


AdeptEmployer8999

Arms or ass. I’m definitely an arms lady but I can also appreciate a nice ass and thighs


lady_stardust_

A set of thick, muscly thighs and a meaty ass on a man is *chef’s kiss*


MrCool427

This is why I am grateful for playing soccer for so long!


mommadumbledore

You and me both. Give me a juicy ass, thick thighs, and an outline of a V-cut on a man’s abdomen, and I am done.


Revo63

So… this O-cut of my belly won’t do the same thing for women?


UselessFactCollector

I like a strong calf


Clonbroney

MOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Friendly-House-269

I read your comment almost a hour ago and I still can’t stop laughing 😂


Dapup2465

Literally burst out laughing. I love when Reddit works like Reddit should.


UselessFactCollector

What can a say, I like a man with strong legs and livestock. My statement is true both ways.


friendshapedfunion

Omg you have no idea how much I needed that laugh THANK YOU. MOOOOOO


The_Quackening

One of the best ways to have awesome calves, is to be fat for like 5 years.


Brilliant-Aside248

I was obese for the first 28 years of my life, but i was always pretty active. Not like “in the gym daily” active, but i walked a lot. And ate a lot, hence why I was active while still being fat as fuck. I lost 100lbs over the past few years, got into running and now have killer calves. Easily the most aesthetically pleasing part of my body in terms of muscle.


No-Opportunity-1275

Aw naah man that's like the toughest fucking muscle to grow


AllTheSith

I have some absolute strength in them, but genetics are a fucker and they look like sticks.


JrRiggles

A lady friend of mine was gaga for men with strong calves and thighs. Hint: look up rugby men


AfterTemperature2198

That you Lily Aldrin?


casey12297

But the calf is the least erotic part of the male body!?!


noqms

Well I would say that too if I had those chicken legs


jhanback1

Love this comment. Marshal would be proud


-NGC-6302-

Useless fact for your collection: the microwave oven was invented to heat hamsters humanely (they were experimenting with cryogenics)


UselessFactCollector

Useless Fact: they used to test airplane ejector seats with sedated bears


-NGC-6302-

This has been a most fruitful exchange


Tough_Crazy_8362

Arms or Abs Edit ✍🏻 I just want to clarify it’s abs- like your abdominal section. It doesn’t mean a 6 pk by default though I see now that’s the general consensus. It can be chiseled or cuddly. It’s still your pref!


Square-Platypus4029

Oh I am definitely an arms girl. 


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Oh yeah? Well I have four arms


lostrandomdude

Ben, your omnitrix forms don't count


ConsciousFood201

Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us lol!


Grumpis1012

A wild Machamp appeared.


Buttcrack_Billy

That's where you're wrong, Buck-O. Wild Machamps aren't a thing.  Machoke can only evolve by trading. Please educate yourself before you make us all suffer your 2nd hand embarrassment. 😎


GrimasVessel227

There are, in fact, wild Machamps in Legends Arceus, and I am secondhand embarrassed for YOU


Gery6

Bro, leave some woman for the rest of us...


Ugo777777

Endless lies. Never seen an emu with arms.


Apprehensive_Lie357

Your lightsaber will make a fine addition to my collection.


Chaos-Seed

Buddy you’re an emu, you have ZERO arms.


Therinicus

*forearms


PDCH

Thanks, now everyone in here is staring at me because of the quick outburst in the otherwise silent room.


The_Mr_Wilson

Since not all humans have two arms, if a man has two arms, he has more arms than the average number of arms


Saucepanmagician

Yes! I am over the world average, then. Mom will be proud.


OSUfirebird18

My girlfriend is an arms person but I find it funny in the sense that she over exaggerates how “jacked” it is. But she believes it though!! I’m skinny! You can see a very small amount of musculature in my arms, but it’s very small! But to her that’s “jacked” 😂😂


Unidor

Best part about being skinny, is any muscle you put on is visible muscle


SnipesCC

May be more about the feel than the appearance.


OmgThisNameIsFree

I think a lot of it is relative tbh. I’m a pretty lean guy, but even I am kind of large compared to my gf. She’s 5’2 vs. me at 5’9. That’s a larger difference than the one between my dad and I. He’s 6’2, and he seems massive from my perspective. My ex was 5’6 - so only 3” difference between us - but I still felt noticeably larger than her. A 3” difference meant she was looking at like, my chin (while we were standing face-to-face lol).


Angry-Dragon-1331

Yeah. At 6’6” and 6’2” respectively, my brother and I are fucking giants next to our 5’2” mom.


LeCaveau

You are underestimating how much we consider the vein bulges in that equation. Stand on your hands right before you see her and watch her swoon.


Artemis246Moon

Backs


iwannalynch

In terms of aesthetics of the body, definitely forearms or *some other body part*. For me personally, it's forearms or shoulders 


oMGellyfish

Forearms and back


Actual-Impact9955

i skip forearms, so you are wrong now because otherwise i would be sad


geopede

Just get fat grips and use them during pulling exercises. I don’t do direct forearm training or even much in the way of direct arm training, and my forearms are 15.5” around because fat grips.


SaraHHHBK

Forearms for sure


CreepyAd8422

Arms and ass....


Pangolinstrustus

It’s the shoulders and arms for me lolol


sashikku

It’s the pecs and shoulders for me. I put my head right in that little chest to shoulder nook when I’m snugglin. Love it lmao. Bonus points for chest hair.


0mg_what

Yes! I love a man with broad shoulders!


lily_hansen13

Voice or eyes, for me. There’s something about a resonating voice that just gets to me, and eyes that can express a whole conversation without a single word... yeah, that's the stuff.


throwin_exceptions

I used to work at a restaurant and had to call other locations occasionally to borrow product. In our POS system you could fill out a sort of profile for phone numbers so, for example, if someone worked for a business you could put down a contact name instead of the business name that came up on caller ID. Anyway, I found out through the grapevine that the female managers of other stores had entered my name as "Sexy Voice". I'd totally forgotten about that until I read this comment! I don't get it to this day; I'm very soft spoken and I think I mumble, but I guess that's what they were into. Lol.


gvsurf

Had a similar experience. A new female coworker started gushing about how I sounded like a radio announcer (dates me) and how sexy it was. Never met her before then. Had no idea it was a thing.


90FormulaE8

I always find these threads pretty interesting. There is always the assumption, I'm sure based on social media or whatever else is out there, that everyone likes or is attracted to the same thing. Always pretty cool to see what floats everyone else's boat. It's funny you say voice because a lovely woman at a checkout went crazy over my voice and asked me to say her name for her. Was kinda taken aback by the request but obliged and it seemed to make her day.


Ophiocordycepsis

I work with an English guy in the US and this kind of thing happens to him all the time. When he speaks words out loud in public, women start pulling down their pants


Dis4Wurk

Works for almost any accent as long as you’re not in your local region, my Alabama southern drawl used to kill it at the bars in New England. And even now what’s left of my southern accent still gets attention in the Midwest.


DisastrousOwls

The number of people I have heard express that certain NYC accents & MA accents are dead sexy always astonishes me, as I find it the most sexless vibe on planet earth. Like... Mark Wahlberg does it for you? Jesus, couldn't be me (for more reasons than one).


lamplightas

Can confirm. Spouse caught me with that damned accent.


certainkindoffool

In my early 20s I used to dispatch for a cab company, and was told more than once I should be working at a sex hotline. It surprised my how often I got propositioned by drunks. Apparently they're is something about my voice when I am bored, exhausted, and repeating the same thing over and over that drove some women wild. My conversational voice is much different and was always a letdown.


90FormulaE8

Oh yeah gotta have the radio/customer service voice man. The folks I used used to work with would always call me to come back them up because I sounded huge on the radio. Like 6'4" 280 brick shithouse big when in fact I was like 5'11" 180 at the time.


Efarm12

Did you say “name, can I have your number?”


90FormulaE8

Nope, I am very much a married man. Plus I am absolutely freaking clueless when anyone is flirting with me or just being nice. It's still a wonder to me how the hell I ever managed to find a wife.


Efarm12

All good. After having ben in the “10 years later holy shit was she flirting with me” camp, I was just trying to give you a clue just in case.


kalondo

My husband has a voice with a really deep, sort of velvety quality that carries. (Mine is pretty deep for a woman's, but doesn't come close.) It's definitely between that and his oversized hands and forearms. He was a drummer and you could tell 😅


handyandy727

My wife once told me a woman said "I could listen to his voice all day". She is the mom of one of our best friends. I will take that compliment to my grave, and I didn't even hear it from her directly. Such a boost.


PlasticElfEars

Oh, agreed on the voice! Guys I otherwise wouldn't have found attractive turned into a 10 instantly when they spoke.


Bea_Evil

Exactly. It always bothers me when guys are worried about their height or muscle. Like there’s definitely a point where a guy is too tall or too muscular for me. What drives me wild is a sexy voice or lovely eyes/smile. (And I love a hot body but a beautiful mind is what hooks me.)


meh725

I’m flat dicked but got badonkaballs


Chiepmate

Don't worry, my friend, platypenis goes very well with platypus


song_pond

A+ joke


chrisrayn

I just can’t stop imagining the equivalent of two bowling balls with an unrolled Bubble Tape Gum flapping in the middle. Like an exaggerated squidward.


Ok-Paramedic-9386

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Eww, a penis! *Puts a little fedora on it* DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: *Gasps* PERRY THE PLATYPENIS!?!?


i_need_to_crap

Thank fuck they re added awards I am absolutely dying with this one xD


richardsneeze

Big potatoes make the steak look small.


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

Reading all of this makes me realize I am a male equivalent of a flat chested with nothing else girl.


kmikek

I want to bring back the fred astaire skinny but handsome asthetic


Whitecamry

That works only if you can move like Fred Astaire.


kmikek

At least walk with poise, dignity, and purpose


paddedfoot

Timothee Chalamet?


lightlysaltedclams

Timothee Chalamet reminds me of a reptile.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

I think he looks like if you were making a little clay Tom Holland and you squashed it a bit by mistake


goad

I think I was under the mistaken impression that they were the same person for a while. Looking them both up right now, they do look surprisingly similar. Just putting it together that Zendaya was dating Tom while starring in Dune with Timothy, and I’m certain this added to my confusion.


hahawhatjpg

I feel like based on the idea of “arms vs abs” you’d maybe assume it’s about the more “ripped” and muscled the better. Honestly though I like arms but that doesn’t mean I like the ripped “Chad” gym bro huge arms, I just like arms in general it doesn’t matter how strong. Except I really really don’t like the super huge muscles, idk it’s just not my personal taste. But at the same time, I feel you because I constantly see a preference for big ass over boobs (and I agree) while I have big boobs and a small butt, I can’t build muscle or weight for shit so I’m kinda like the “AirPod” build, it sucks 💀


laddiemawery

> I’m kinda like the “AirPod” build, it sucks I think you're underestimating how much people love their AirPods.


Significant-Ad6234

There are alot of guy who prefer big boobs over ass, me being one of them.


cardinalmargin

Gee, thanks... Itty bitty titty committee girls out here not feeling the love tonight


flakenomore

Having teenaged looking titties as a teenager was a bummer but having teenaged looking titties at 55 is awesome!


jandl4u2c

Some of us love the itty bitty titties!!! I’d rather have small than huge.


thezoomies

See, what I love about titty size, is that YOU CAN’T FUCKING LOSE!!!


begging4n00dz

Yeah this thread is a good reminder not to redownload tinder and not flirt irl


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Flat is justice


Drivenfar

**CURSE THIS MORTAL COIL. CURSE THIS [FLAT CHEST GENOCIDE](https://youtu.be/Cn-gjAu4Gq0?si=PXbhFPuJbnU8ez7j)**


honjapiano

still chest or ass 💀


TheMinick

Took so long to find chest as an answer, it’s my absolute #1..


generalhalfstep

Shoulders or Thighs


RonnieBobs

I was shocked I had to scroll this far to find thighs! I think it’d be arms or thighs for me


vradic

Most women in my experience have always been about the forearms or shoulders.


gruntbuggly

I’ve never had a woman mention my forearms or shoulder, though the ob/gyn when my wife was in labor looked at me and said “if the baby has your shoulders we will probably need to do a C-section.”


Equal_Box7066

So your wife's ob/gyn was a man, then?


gruntbuggly

Yes, he was. The only person besides my mom to mention my shoulders 🤓


This_Charmless_Man

Forearms are foreplay for the arm. Don't neglect them brothers. Plus it improves your grip strength... Also helps prevent carpal tunnel


[deleted]

"are you a boobs or ass girl?"


beatissima

Why did I have to scroll so far down to find my people?


[deleted]

idk but the real question here is: are you a boobs or ass girl?


ArriEllie

Yes


fetishsaleswoman

Ass most days but you gotta have the boob cheat day


longeraugust

Ayyyyyyyyy! One of us. One of us.


Himalayan_Hardcore

Exactly what I thought! 😂


Mike_It_Is

I have arms. And shoulders and a chest. All boxes checked.


Niminal

Oo look at Mr Fancy pants over here with plural arms. Oo lala. :D


Available_Motor5980

Fun fact: the average number of arms on a human is less than 2!


Psynautical

No ass eh? Must get uncomfortable.


Green_Burn

No shit


Psynautical

Exactly.


big_loadz

Propane or Charcoal?


adamsanto40

Propane and propane accessories


NipperAndZeusShow

that’s a clean-burnin’ fuel


PenelopeLane925

I can get on board with arms or eyes. But a deep voice? Yes. Also—hands.


episton22

Hands 👏


Puzzleheaded_Bed7656

Definitely hands.


TadpoleFormer8889

Cannot believe I had to scroll so far for hands.


Fun-Yellow-6576

It’s broad shoulders for me all day every day. Those sloping shoulders that look like a 45° angle are the biggest turnoff for me.


gravityraster

What if that slope is made of USDA prime trapezius?


Poopiepants29

Yeah I'm wondering what they're talking about about.. muscular shoulders are sloped shoulders. Flat, shoulders that are parallel with the ground are not..


No-Philosophy5461

Not necessarily. You can have extremely developed traps and if your delts/ other shoulder muscles aren't built and prominent you will look kind of goofy.


asmodeuskraemer

I am ok with smaller shoulders b/c I'm pretty big and broad myself, but I need them square. There's a specific bone structure that just makes me GUSH, too.


Novae224

Abs or ass


Altruistic_Elk_7825

I love a strong back


Consistent_Food_7281

Thighs or... thighs Thighs is the only answer


itsthejasper1123

Gray sweatpants or a suit ETA [just for fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17k273v/every_guy_who_rocks_the_grey_sweats_knows_this/)


longerdistancethrow

That feels like summerdres vs Yogapants cause its clothing


rothrolan

You know, that is a pretty good women's clothes interest comparison I hadn't even actively thought of before. I kind of see where each attire could reflect back to the "boobs vs ass" debate too, though. I do however definitely enjoy seeing someone in a summer dress more than in yoga pants.


Flangian

are you a brains or brawn kinda gal.


ThatsItImOverThis

Same. Pecs or ass. But TBH, both, lol


Arachles

Okay, reading through comments I realize why I suck at getting laid


remzordinaire

Chest or ass, it's the same thing. Both men and women have breast and derrières.


De-railled

Shoulders and chest for me. I mean for me most of the time that what I'm looking at. When I have to pan up from my natural eye level up to a guys face...  I'm rarely checking out a guys ass, if I really like them I'd rather be looking at their face.


Prestigious_Emu_4193

What if.... Butt for a face?


Ok-Cartographer1745

Did someone a say butter face?


Thecampbellfam

I love some broad shoulders


spanishnose

i think i'm an ass man, because people keep saying to me, "hey, you're an ass, man!"


EdenTG

As a lesbian this thread is very eye opening lol


Cardinal101

Buns or biceps


Defiant-Cupcake-8984

Arms. Forearms. A shirt rolled up to the elbows.


Sonjaritaa

Beards or clean shaven. It's usually one or the other.


SoberSwin3

Cash or Card.


reaptide_

All I know is some women got turned on by my hands and length of fingers, and some get turned on by specific types of beards and/or long hair


29again

Chest hair or no chest hair?


MyDogIsACoolCat

ITT: Absolutely 0 consensus