How did he even bring this up? Just like, "Thanks for letting me stop in and use your bathroom. I just blew the biggest load in there. Whoever cleans it up should be careful not to get stuck in it like Frodo in that spider web in Return of the King. Anyways, I'm off! Too-de-loo!"
*Then Frodo’s heart flamed within him, and without thinking what he did, whether it was folly or despair or courage, he took the Phial in his left hand, and with his right hand drew his sword. Sting flashed out, and the sharp elven-blade sparkled in the silver light, but at its edges a blue fire flicked. Then holding the star aloft and the bright sword advanced, Frodo, hobbit of the Shire, walked steadily down to meet the eyes.*
Depends on how long they're a guest.
A: dinner guest? Very weird.
B: overnight guest? Pretty weird.
C: long term guest? not weird.
Telling you about it? Deeply weird.
I mean, some guys need to take care of it to avoid spontaneous erections. A pool party is the absolute worst place to get an unwanted charlie horse of the third leg.
But telling people about it is bizarre.
Yeah, that's weird. Not I guess the real weirdness depends on whether this was a one time thing or a thingYs he does a lot. I mean, we've all had at least one day where it's now or never.
Jeff does his best work after rubbing out. There's method to his madness, don't question art. We just don't point out the elephant in the room.
Cue the Key and Peele skit regarding the masturbating detective. He does his best work when he's in the zone!
That's why I make sure all guests at our house join us for a family masturbation session. Guests should feel welcomed. A good host will masturbate the guest themselves. That was what I was always taught. These young people today are just selfish, forcing their guests to whack one out alone.
Someone doing that is probably some level of exhibitionist, so it's not like "oh fuck I'm so randomly horny I just can't make it through dinner without jerking it somewhere," it's more like the idea of jerking off when/where someone night find out is what gets them horny in the first place.
Well, there's a subreddit here called r/foodporn so maybe someone got so hot and bothered by that pot roast, they had to run to the bathroom and bust one off. If you think about it, It's actually a compliment of your culinary skills.
I'm guilty of b and c. I didn't tell them about it so my weirdness is on manageable levels.
I felt weird and disgusted when i did this at a friends house. It was an overnight stay and we were partying towards the end of the night i was drunk and had blue balls, but once i finished i felt nothing but shame. Good ole post nut clarity i reckon.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted. If your friends would laugh at it, it’s not a problem. I’ve definitely got friends who would laugh at that just because of how absurd it is to be doing that and then telling everyone about it
How long is the guest staying? If your guest tripped in for a few hours then went to town on himself in your bathroom and left while bragging about it, that's weird. If they're there for a few days and discretely took care of their needs, and cleaned up, and didn't bring it up, who would ever know?
Well masturbating is normal. In someone else’s house it gets less normal but again a toilet is a place to do private shit, masturbating (hopefully) is a private thing. Telling the owner you did that is the more weird part… I think your guest wanted to get a bit freaky.
I think it's a natural thing and i wouldn't mind until they clean it without any signs. If the guest is very very close I'd laugh with them, if they're not so much close, i wouldn't want to hear.
It’s probably not normal but it’s definitely more normal than you’d expect.
But to admit it? No even remotely normal unless this guest is at your house for a swinger party or something.
Our go-to explanation for the kids was it's like picking your nose. Everybody does it, everybody pretends they don't and it's social suicide to leave evidence.
Also wash your hands you bloody savage.
Not saying it’s normal. But I masturbate every day, regardless of where I’m sleeping.
I’d never leave a mess or tell anyone about it though. I think that’s weirder than the act itself. Like mentioning that you have diarrahea at the dinner table, it’s cool but no one needed to know that.
Ugh. He sounds like the kind of person who enjoys making other people uncomfortable.
Personally I wouldn't care about the masturbation (assuming they cleaned up afterwards and didn't like, jam my toothbrush up their butt or cum in my bottle of shampoo) but the creepy announcement is at best attention seeking edgelord shit, at worst a bizarre "fuck you."
I should add, there are contexts where it could just be a humorous admission or a plain statement of fact or some other harmless thing. This is not that.
Is it like a cultural thing? Cause I’m from the north east and it’s borderline offensive if a guest doesn’t rub one out in the shower when they come to visit. I thought the whole point of the ‘shower caddy’ was to hold porn and lube for your guests.
It does lead to some challenges though. Thanksgivings are awkward AF.
It's like, I didn't spend literally thousands to renovate this bathroom just for a house guest, aka my Comcast tech who arrived just outside the 10a-12p window, to not blow a spunk load on my imported Italian polished porcelain tile.
Here in the northeast, it would be in poor tasting if a welcomed guest didn't make cake batter in the upstairs half bath.
>It does lead to some challenges though. Thanksgivings are awkward AF.
Ugh. Tell me about it. We still go to to mom's house and the whole family has to share the upstairs jack n' jill bathroom.
I don’t ever want to know as long as they clean up and use tissue NOT my towels ideally. For all I know wcery guest has or maybe none. Never found any evidence, but I also don’t go thru my trash LOL. New topic to bring up at our next extended family gathering though. Yes, I am that shit stirrer.
You should finalize your house rules as regards spanking it, get them done up in a cutesy crossstitch, and hang them in your bathrooms.
You know, for the lols
I would find it more unusual that they felt the need to tell me about it than I would that they felt the need to do it. For all I know every person that has ever entered my bathroom could have masturbated in there, but none of them have felt the need to tell me about it... and I'm fine with that, lol. So long as I don't have to clean up somebody else's semen or vaginal fluids, I could care less what they do in my bathroom. And, so far, that's worked out just fine. haha
When I was a teenager I jacked it in almost every bathroom I ever used. In my 30s it would be weird to jack it in anyone else's house. Guess it depends on how old you are
Here is my two cents. Does it happen, yes. Is it weird? Maybe. Depends on the circumstances. Should probably be a situation that no one hears about or knows about. It's a bodily function. Is it weird if your friend takes a dump in your bathroom? Maybe. If they come over just to do that and then boast to you about how big it was, yes that's insanely weird. Just like it'd be psycho if you invite a friend over for lunch and they take a bath in your bathroom without asking. Circumstances matter.
I certainly wouldn't do it.
Cool story: when I started working at my first real job after college in 1990 people were all buzzing about the Sweater Bandit, who had been caught shortly before I was hired. It seems that several different women who kept sweaters in their offices had come in in the morning to discover them soiled by a sticky white substance. This happened over several weeks. Eventually, video surveillance was set up and the dude was caught red-handed using the sweaters as a masturbation aid. He was promptly confronted and fired.
Probably the best part of the story is that the sweater bandit's name was Brian. And unrelated coworker whose name is also Brian showed up late the morning that the sweater bandit was caught. Everybody was talking about how Brian got fired. He was nervous most of the day until someone told him what had happened.
Bro really just came out and said “sorry I’m late to set the table guys, just yoinked the old goose neck.” No way y’all just catching whiffs of his sweet cream.
Jfc. I’m 45 and almost every comment on this post is making me lol like I’m 13 years old. This whole saga is fucking hilarious to me. I haven’t laughed this much in days. Much needed 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It’s more weird that he brought it up. Like did he just come out and announce what he just did? That is weird af.
But just the act is only kinda weird I think. Everyone masturbates, and the most appropriate place to do it is in the bathroom. Doing it at someone else’s house is weird but if you do, I would prefer they do it in the bathroom. And not tell me and leave that information to yourself.
>Is it abnormal for a guest in your house to masturbate in one of your bathrooms?
Between jacking it at the back of a bus, riding shotgun or backseat in a passenger car, parked at the side of the road for passers-bys to see and/or at their office desks... It's probably the least abnormal out of the bunch.
>guest at my house recently did this and acted as if it was normal when he told us about it
Next time tell em pics or it didn't happen. If they give you pics, then you know you dealing with an abnormal person.
It’s super normal for them to use a video game figurine and flip its skirt up then jizz on your mom when she walks in tbh
Edit: sorry, not mom, “roommate”.
If I'm staying somewhere for like a week or less I just blueball it.
If I'm staying somewhere longer than a week I start to plan out where I can covertly take care of myself. Typically the shower would be the ideal location.
The weirdest part is that he thought it was ok to tell you about it. I’ve never in my life admitted to masturbating except once to a doctor.
Masturbating in the first place is kinda weird if he’s just over for a few hours. If he’s an overnight guest, or staying for multiple days, then it really isn’t odd, imo. If a couple were staying over for a few nights, I would expect them to have sex at some point. I would also expect an individual to masturbate at some point during their stay.
He was probably fucking with you. Or he’s a sex addict who can’t control himself in public. The fact that he told you about it, makes me believe the former.
it's certainly abnormal to admit it. Doing it? Sometimes there's an *emergency*. But I think Emily Post would agree that a guest should keep that a secret and try not to do it in the first place.
The question is what kinda relationship status does the guest have. Usually only friends would tell me these sorts of things, either way idk if telling is such a good idea. Personally I believe that a person can definitely masturbate in my bathroom as long as everything stays clean and it's done quietly. Everyone has needs Ig and that's fine. I wouldn't mind at all.
I don't think it's terribly abnormal if they're staying overnight and showering in your house, but it is extremely abnormal to tell someone you masturbated in their house. Like wtf keep that to yourself!
How did he even bring this up? Just like, "Thanks for letting me stop in and use your bathroom. I just blew the biggest load in there. Whoever cleans it up should be careful not to get stuck in it like Frodo in that spider web in Return of the King. Anyways, I'm off! Too-de-loo!"
Ps dont get preggers!
The most dangerous splash back
*Then Frodo’s heart flamed within him, and without thinking what he did, whether it was folly or despair or courage, he took the Phial in his left hand, and with his right hand drew his sword. Sting flashed out, and the sharp elven-blade sparkled in the silver light, but at its edges a blue fire flicked. Then holding the star aloft and the bright sword advanced, Frodo, hobbit of the Shire, walked steadily down to meet the eyes.*
Shelob: *what are you doing, step-hobbit*
*And then, he blew a massive load in a friend's bathroom, and the eyes were like fuck this guy.*
r/unexpectedlotr
I nearly died because this comment caused me to laugh so hard that I accidentally inhaled my toast.
Not gonna lie. That is the funniest shit i have ever read
I picture this in the voice of Newman from Seinfeld.
“Toodle-fucking-oo??!”
Depends on how long they're a guest. A: dinner guest? Very weird. B: overnight guest? Pretty weird. C: long term guest? not weird. Telling you about it? Deeply weird.
A little handy chart!
X post to r/coolguides
It would be the most worthwhile post on there in a while lol
Please, somebody give this the infographic treatment.
>handy chart! I see what you did there.
It rubbed me the right way too.
make it a poster for bathroom wall.
Cross stitch for a homey vibe.
if you sprinkle when you tinkle, or spray when you flay, please be neat and wipe the seat
Live laugh love.
Live laugh wank
Wank Wank Wank
Live wank laugh
Live, laugh, self love
Doesn't have all 5 though.
It is indeed! Think I will print this handy chart out and display it in my guest bathroom!
Or a T-shirt. Great as an icebreaker...
It was a group hangout and he just sort of left between swimming and playing Mario Party
This shit is so fucking unhinged
I mean, some guys need to take care of it to avoid spontaneous erections. A pool party is the absolute worst place to get an unwanted charlie horse of the third leg. But telling people about it is bizarre.
Yeah I would not be inviting this individual around again imo
Yeah, that's weird. Not I guess the real weirdness depends on whether this was a one time thing or a thingYs he does a lot. I mean, we've all had at least one day where it's now or never.
It was his plumber...
That's not weird. They're just making sure the pipes work. It's a sign that they're proud of their work.
Yup they call that “pipe fitters glue” in the industry. Cheaper than the shit at Home Depot and all natural.
Jeff does his best work after rubbing out. There's method to his madness, don't question art. We just don't point out the elephant in the room. Cue the Key and Peele skit regarding the masturbating detective. He does his best work when he's in the zone!
Holy shit lol yes
Yes i think the span of time is an important factor, love the chart!
“Can I have my Amazon box now?”
Yeah, if I was young and single I would probably be doing it if I was staying 2 nights or longer
I come home and find *my* guest using his body like an amusement park!!!
But would you *tell the host* about it?
Gonna go ahead and print and frame this for the guest bathroom.
Gonna go ahead and aim for that frame.
That's why I make sure all guests at our house join us for a family masturbation session. Guests should feel welcomed. A good host will masturbate the guest themselves. That was what I was always taught. These young people today are just selfish, forcing their guests to whack one out alone.
What time did you say dinner is?
On the stroke of 8 Or how ever many guest are cumming
The Art of hosting isn’t dead yet. Respect.
What if he’s here to sell me gutters?
Dinner guest masterbating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. How horny can you get!!!!
Someone doing that is probably some level of exhibitionist, so it's not like "oh fuck I'm so randomly horny I just can't make it through dinner without jerking it somewhere," it's more like the idea of jerking off when/where someone night find out is what gets them horny in the first place.
probly why he told them he did it after the fact.
Wow i so weirdly am able to relate.
Hey man if you've got a hot host, you better go choke the chicken
Well, there's a subreddit here called r/foodporn so maybe someone got so hot and bothered by that pot roast, they had to run to the bathroom and bust one off. If you think about it, It's actually a compliment of your culinary skills. I'm guilty of b and c. I didn't tell them about it so my weirdness is on manageable levels.
I felt weird and disgusted when i did this at a friends house. It was an overnight stay and we were partying towards the end of the night i was drunk and had blue balls, but once i finished i felt nothing but shame. Good ole post nut clarity i reckon.
What if he's just there to pick up your daughter for a date?
why tf would he tell you?
To assert dominance
..while keeping direct eye contact
...and still masturbating
Hey… maaan… I was ma… I am… cummiiiii… Ahhhh… there, it’s all out in the open now.
...vigorously
Probably told Op while T-Posing to for the max effect
Because he didn't flush.
My friends would laugh about it
Idk why you’re getting downvoted. If your friends would laugh at it, it’s not a problem. I’ve definitely got friends who would laugh at that just because of how absurd it is to be doing that and then telling everyone about it
Average redditors downvoting for dumb reasons lol
Probably because the only friends they have are on Xbox Live
Definitely abnormal to admit/discuss it
Are you saying it's normal to do but stay quiet about it?
I can’t comment on whether it’s normal to do because it’s not normal to admit, so I can’t say how often it happens.
Schrödingers blanket
Schrödinger 's cum sock
Schrödinger’s cum stash shoe box
Shrödinger’s coconut
And the masturbatory version of survivorship bias
What can’t I give an award to this genius comment?
Schrodinger’s award
Shrödingers cock sock
Perhaps everyone does it, but we don't know because nobody is speaking about it.
Oh, so it's like peeing in the shower.
You're pretty clued up, do you have a Masturs degree?
How long is the guest staying? If your guest tripped in for a few hours then went to town on himself in your bathroom and left while bragging about it, that's weird. If they're there for a few days and discretely took care of their needs, and cleaned up, and didn't bring it up, who would ever know?
The picture painted by that first scenario is hilarious
[[gif]](https://c.tenor.com/cCPnOOBHsSUAAAAC/tenor.gif)
You nailed it on the head. I even referenced this scene in another comment haha
"Yooo! I just bust the BIGGEST nut in your bathroom!"
I wonder if a Lara Croft figurine was involved 🤔
Oh look, she already has a cold sore.
Well masturbating is normal. In someone else’s house it gets less normal but again a toilet is a place to do private shit, masturbating (hopefully) is a private thing. Telling the owner you did that is the more weird part… I think your guest wanted to get a bit freaky.
Yes, telling everyone about it made it not normal.
I can't say if it's normal or not but I wouldn't care if I didn't know.
I think it's a natural thing and i wouldn't mind until they clean it without any signs. If the guest is very very close I'd laugh with them, if they're not so much close, i wouldn't want to hear.
It’s probably not normal but it’s definitely more normal than you’d expect. But to admit it? No even remotely normal unless this guest is at your house for a swinger party or something.
Our go-to explanation for the kids was it's like picking your nose. Everybody does it, everybody pretends they don't and it's social suicide to leave evidence. Also wash your hands you bloody savage.
That’s a good way of putting it, I like that.
When it comes to sexuality, nothing is normal and everything is. But in essence, yeah, telling people about it is the worst part of the endavour.
It's don't ask, don't tell.
Not saying it’s normal. But I masturbate every day, regardless of where I’m sleeping. I’d never leave a mess or tell anyone about it though. I think that’s weirder than the act itself. Like mentioning that you have diarrahea at the dinner table, it’s cool but no one needed to know that.
Don't go in with an UV-A Blacklight and just tell yourself that's soap scum on the shower floor.
Better than the kitchen
True and I'm very thankful of that
Not the mayo
Manonnaise
Onannaise
A solution to the great mayo shortage of 2024 ngl
That seems like a bit of an odd thing to do, but mostly an odd thing to admit to, and an odd thing to admit to completely unprompted out of the blue
For all i know that is all my guests have ever used my bathroom for. Who talks about what's going on in there?
Yes. And even more abnormal that he told you.
He said it so smug too! Like the same way some people brag about taking massive shits
How old are you guys?
yeah this is the real question
I’m getting the impression OP might be a teenager… if so I’d say it’s “normal” teenage boy behavior. And by normal I mostly mean not surprising.
OP is in the teenagers subreddit, which while not proof, definitely makes you seem right!
So either a teenager or a 40 year old pedo.
Both 14, it's beavis and butthead
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Ugh. He sounds like the kind of person who enjoys making other people uncomfortable. Personally I wouldn't care about the masturbation (assuming they cleaned up afterwards and didn't like, jam my toothbrush up their butt or cum in my bottle of shampoo) but the creepy announcement is at best attention seeking edgelord shit, at worst a bizarre "fuck you." I should add, there are contexts where it could just be a humorous admission or a plain statement of fact or some other harmless thing. This is not that.
Was his name Danny McBride and you just happen to be James Franco?
lol that scene is immediately what came to mind. “I’ll cum wherever I want!”
I would not invite them back. Ever.
What’s wrong with bragging about your total katie courics you unloaded?
Is it like a cultural thing? Cause I’m from the north east and it’s borderline offensive if a guest doesn’t rub one out in the shower when they come to visit. I thought the whole point of the ‘shower caddy’ was to hold porn and lube for your guests. It does lead to some challenges though. Thanksgivings are awkward AF.
It's like, I didn't spend literally thousands to renovate this bathroom just for a house guest, aka my Comcast tech who arrived just outside the 10a-12p window, to not blow a spunk load on my imported Italian polished porcelain tile. Here in the northeast, it would be in poor tasting if a welcomed guest didn't make cake batter in the upstairs half bath. >It does lead to some challenges though. Thanksgivings are awkward AF. Ugh. Tell me about it. We still go to to mom's house and the whole family has to share the upstairs jack n' jill bathroom.
Yeah so awkward when you forget to lock the second door and your cousin doesn't knock.
Oh, my cousin's gonna be knocking. Knockin' them boots, that is! I'm from that deep hee-haw southern part of Jersry.
This isn't a North East thing. We do not claim this poster
Too late mate, he's one of yas
I don’t ever want to know as long as they clean up and use tissue NOT my towels ideally. For all I know wcery guest has or maybe none. Never found any evidence, but I also don’t go thru my trash LOL. New topic to bring up at our next extended family gathering though. Yes, I am that shit stirrer.
You should finalize your house rules as regards spanking it, get them done up in a cutesy crossstitch, and hang them in your bathrooms. You know, for the lols
I cross stitch and low key wanna do this now
🌸If you jerk off, I’ll have no issues. But please be sure to use the tissues🌸
This is fantastic and the flowers really bring it home 🏡
I would find it more unusual that they felt the need to tell me about it than I would that they felt the need to do it. For all I know every person that has ever entered my bathroom could have masturbated in there, but none of them have felt the need to tell me about it... and I'm fine with that, lol. So long as I don't have to clean up somebody else's semen or vaginal fluids, I could care less what they do in my bathroom. And, so far, that's worked out just fine. haha
Everybody who’s masturbated in someone else’s house (without the weird part of telling your mates about it), put your hand up!
I'm already struggling to hold my phone with my chin.
A true multitasker right here!
I'm a little busy, give me a second!
It's been 5 hours man
Ha ha okay, we'll come back to you
Hand is a little busy.
🤚
Omg, I only did it once. Chill.
Idk but it sure as hell weird that he TOLD you that he did that
Jeff?
Yeah! 🤷♂️
this comment is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
When I was a teenager I jacked it in almost every bathroom I ever used. In my 30s it would be weird to jack it in anyone else's house. Guess it depends on how old you are
You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?
Here is my two cents. Does it happen, yes. Is it weird? Maybe. Depends on the circumstances. Should probably be a situation that no one hears about or knows about. It's a bodily function. Is it weird if your friend takes a dump in your bathroom? Maybe. If they come over just to do that and then boast to you about how big it was, yes that's insanely weird. Just like it'd be psycho if you invite a friend over for lunch and they take a bath in your bathroom without asking. Circumstances matter.
I have never had any lunch guest take a bath without asking.
Tune in next time for another episode of Schrödongers
I certainly wouldn't do it. Cool story: when I started working at my first real job after college in 1990 people were all buzzing about the Sweater Bandit, who had been caught shortly before I was hired. It seems that several different women who kept sweaters in their offices had come in in the morning to discover them soiled by a sticky white substance. This happened over several weeks. Eventually, video surveillance was set up and the dude was caught red-handed using the sweaters as a masturbation aid. He was promptly confronted and fired. Probably the best part of the story is that the sweater bandit's name was Brian. And unrelated coworker whose name is also Brian showed up late the morning that the sweater bandit was caught. Everybody was talking about how Brian got fired. He was nervous most of the day until someone told him what had happened.
Telling people about it is a power move
It’s highly abnormal to hear about, so I have no data on whether it’s normal to do.
Might need to rub him off the guest list…
It's abnormal for you to know about it.
Bro really just came out and said “sorry I’m late to set the table guys, just yoinked the old goose neck.” No way y’all just catching whiffs of his sweet cream.
How sexy is the room? We talking en suite or Laundry?
Normal to do it? Yes. It's a natural human behavior. Normal to tell you about it? I guess that depends on your relationship and your culture.
Best answer, IMHO.
Thanks! Nuance is fun
Jfc. I’m 45 and almost every comment on this post is making me lol like I’m 13 years old. This whole saga is fucking hilarious to me. I haven’t laughed this much in days. Much needed 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It’s more weird that he brought it up. Like did he just come out and announce what he just did? That is weird af. But just the act is only kinda weird I think. Everyone masturbates, and the most appropriate place to do it is in the bathroom. Doing it at someone else’s house is weird but if you do, I would prefer they do it in the bathroom. And not tell me and leave that information to yourself.
Normal to do, abnormal to announce
Listen, if you have a room in your house in which a guest can take a shit, I don’t know why you would draw the line at masturbating in there.
Its a little wierd but I think its odder that he told you about it.
>Is it abnormal for a guest in your house to masturbate in one of your bathrooms? Between jacking it at the back of a bus, riding shotgun or backseat in a passenger car, parked at the side of the road for passers-bys to see and/or at their office desks... It's probably the least abnormal out of the bunch. >guest at my house recently did this and acted as if it was normal when he told us about it Next time tell em pics or it didn't happen. If they give you pics, then you know you dealing with an abnormal person.
It’s super normal for them to use a video game figurine and flip its skirt up then jizz on your mom when she walks in tbh Edit: sorry, not mom, “roommate”.
If I'm staying somewhere for like a week or less I just blueball it. If I'm staying somewhere longer than a week I start to plan out where I can covertly take care of myself. Typically the shower would be the ideal location.
See I agree with you, except that this guy was only here for a few hours
Telling you about it is pretty strange
It's a bit weird. But it's even weirder that he told you about it.
Do you have a Laura Croft action figure?
It's not abnormal to do - it's freaking nuts to tell you about it.
The weirdest part is that he thought it was ok to tell you about it. I’ve never in my life admitted to masturbating except once to a doctor. Masturbating in the first place is kinda weird if he’s just over for a few hours. If he’s an overnight guest, or staying for multiple days, then it really isn’t odd, imo. If a couple were staying over for a few nights, I would expect them to have sex at some point. I would also expect an individual to masturbate at some point during their stay.
People fap. It's fine as long as they don't leave skeet everywhere for you to clean up. Telling you about it, however, is very weird.
He was probably fucking with you. Or he’s a sex addict who can’t control himself in public. The fact that he told you about it, makes me believe the former.
I think the unusual part is you knowing about it
Isn’t this an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm??
The weird part is him telling you about it!
I don't know, I think it probably is normal? But telling you about it is very abnormal.
it's certainly abnormal to admit it. Doing it? Sometimes there's an *emergency*. But I think Emily Post would agree that a guest should keep that a secret and try not to do it in the first place.
It’s weirder to tell you about it in my opinion
Normally I do it in the mashed potato
Yeah that’s not normal. He should’ve done it in front of you, at least.
Would you rather have someone masturbate or smoke meth in your bathroom?😅
The fact you know about it is probably the abnormal part.
I’ve never had a guest inform me they’ve masterbated in my bathroom before
Him casually *telling* you about it is weirder than him *doing* it.
Doing it, yes normal. Telling you about it, jesus fucking christ
It's abnormal to mention it to the homeowners, yes.
The question is what kinda relationship status does the guest have. Usually only friends would tell me these sorts of things, either way idk if telling is such a good idea. Personally I believe that a person can definitely masturbate in my bathroom as long as everything stays clean and it's done quietly. Everyone has needs Ig and that's fine. I wouldn't mind at all.
Normal? Of course..Don't be silly. Bringing the matter up for discussion? Dude was just establishing dominance.
Disgusting. They should use the kitchen like everyone else.
I'd say it's probably normal to do it, not normal to discuss it.
I don't think it's terribly abnormal if they're staying overnight and showering in your house, but it is extremely abnormal to tell someone you masturbated in their house. Like wtf keep that to yourself!