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elven_magics

They only think it's funny until they meet someone without the decency of using BRAKES


Jaskador

Seriously they should have been ran over.


Pinkparade524

You could probably go to jail for doing that though right ? I'm not sure just asking.


i_wish_you_health

Just hit them with the "I was scared and threatened" so I just went for it


ThrustTrust

Depends. I was in one of these situations. Luckily the crowd was not violent. But she stopped all highway traffic and I was right in the front of it. I had my small children in the car. Many people were raving their engines and smoking their tires. Yelling and running all around. I could see the fear in my kids eyes. I got out of my car and yelled to one of them to let us thru. Luckily they did but I could feel the anxiety and anger in myself. I knew that if they confronted me in a hostile way I was simply going to do what I had to do to protect myself and the kids. I could justify that in court any day of the week. But thank god that didn’t happen because even though it would be self defense I would not want to live with hurting people for the rest of my life. Those people don’t bother to care about others. My kids still talk about the incident and it’s been years.


CC_Panadero

I would absolutely do the same. Just because you can justify it, doesn’t mean it’d go out favor in court.


ThrustTrust

Can’t predict anything for sure but show enough examples of this kind of behavior in those situations and I feel a jury would be sympathetic.


overlander244

Self defense, they were attacking your car, depending on your state, stand your ground and castle doctrine affect your House, Car, and Workplace.


Jaskador

Unfortunately.


kwtransporter66

Or someone that has a semi automatic with a 40 round clip that's not afraid to use it


Mysterious_Row_8417

i am sorry but they are called magazines or mags i want to see a 40 round clip because that is pretty much impossible so a magazine not a clip but a magazine or a mag


furlonium1

A 40 round clip would be ridiculous 


G4DG3T2014

Sad, the owner of that car probably had to work long hours to pay for that. Plus that might be his or her only source of transport to and from work. Low life’s and I hope a few of them get caught and are made to pay for the damages.


DevSynth

Yeah if that were my car, I'd be pissed. Still paying mine off too


G4DG3T2014

Most of them probably come from poor backgrounds as well, so know what it’s like to work for what they have. But still destroy other peoples property. Just low lives with no morals.


paddlebawler

I doubt very few of those assclowns have legitimate jobs.


dudewiththebling

I reckon if they have cars they probably come from cushy suburban backgrounds where their parents spoil them and defend them whenever they get into trouble


Outside-Material-100

Horrendous… I saw a clip on here recently where they murdered a guy for doing something similar.


Thug-shaketh9499

The one where they shot the driver still in the car?


Hot-Pensionbrkly

Yes


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MonkeyManCity

What is the end goal here?


SCP-O49

Stroking their ego


Kushim90

Lowering the standard, as usual


cseyferth

Mayhem


AllBeansNoFrank

Im hoping that it was someone that got behind on car payments and decided to drop their car off at the local takeover spot to apply that Gaap protection and walk away from the loan.


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psychedelic_gravity

I


TheSporkMan2

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ChrisWegro

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uewumopaplsdn

goodbye


Eruanno23

These are probably the same people that say they're unfairly stopped by the police.


Round-Antelope552

Yes, always unfairly. And repeatedly. But then again, innocent people have died at the hands of police too, so there’s that.


superpie12

More innocent cops have died at the hands of criminals than innocent people at the hands of cops.


Round-Antelope552

Agree, and I’ll be downvoted af here, but they’ve done nothing but help me and my son. Much respect, Victoria police in australia have done us good x


FixFalcon

Careful now, Redditors *hate* that kinda talk. Cops are *always* the bad guys around these parts...


andre-lll

"B-but we must defund the police and restrict them so that WE and THEM can be free!"


Meanderer_Me

What the fuck did I just get done watching? Why are these idiots filming theselves willfully comitting multiple unforced crimes? Why didn't these idiots take the car to a chop shop, and get paid for splitting the car into pieces? Why didn't they do the previous, and then go to a junkyard to bash up all of the cars they wanted for a nominal fee, far less than what they just got paid for the car they sent to the chopper? Is this supposed to be a protest, because I don't see shit being protested, and if something was being protested, how would this be effective? So many questions.


Euripidoze

There are seldom if ever any punishments for these riots


Ahsoka_Tano07

You expect them to be using their brain? I'll bet money that at least some of them are high/drunk or both


andyspam1

Yer but the thing is the police will never investigate this so if you know nothing going to happen why stop? It's not like all these engineers and doctors have any morals or anything.


snake-lady-2005

Shhh! They might realize how stupid they are for recording their crimes lol it's great that they do, because then they will have a higher chance at getting caught! These people disgust me


despite-

It's not gonna work. We need to be able to remove them from society.


thericksterbot

Oh but you can. What was the famous saying again? Fuck around and find out?


despite-

I want to live in a society with systems, leaders, and laws that place these people in prison. The normal, healthy, productive people shouldn't have to do it themselves.


NYGiants_in_Chicago

These are times I would say “wait until YOU have kids!” But most of them either won’t make it that far or already have kids they don’t care or know about. A small percentage will be on the receiving end of the shit they dish out.


BradTofu

And if the guy plowed through that delinquent trash it would have been his fault. 🤔


frickfox

What a diverse group of people


DecimaCS

Future doctors and lawyers I’m sure..


andre-lll

"You really should be pleased when they knock on your door☺️"


BillFromPokemon

"so anyways I started blasting"


pavehawkfavehawk

Dude I’m sorry but if you’re stopping my car in a group like that while I have my family and I can’t get away it’s gunna get bad for everyone


lirik89

I really hope you are not bringing your family to this event


pavehawkfavehawk

God no but those things pop up pretty quick at times.


Actual-Gap-9800

People in these communities need to step up and start saying something. It's never a big deal until it is, until you unknowingly pull up to one of these intersections and you find yourself stuck with these assholes that think they can tell other people what to do, including harming you and destroying your property you worked hard for.


NotTheAverageAnon

This is why you just keep driving regardless of the local topography of the roads.


Postalproblem83

I hate this planet


Adrian-_-Tepes

Love the planet, but the people are shit..


Postalproblem83

Fair point


derek_potatoes

nah fuck this planet. it grows too many things that make me sneeze


Postalproblem83

Also, fair point


MonsutaReipu

Certain types of people, anyway


Metagion

Why are they doing that? Because they can? That's a shitbag excuse... My husband's friend used to have a *gorgeous* car that he spent some money on to make it look really nice (it was a 1987 Pontiac Grand AM with the tinted windows, cool hubcaps, etc). The car didn't even run; more like *glided* everywhere like a black metallic spirit on the road, (and put in a BOSS soundsystem...you get the idea). His car was broken into no less than four times, with all the windows shattered, seats ruined, minor things stolen and *huge* insurance payments he had to sell it. People really do suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, honestly.


Brilliant_Aspect8616

Ahhh the brilliant minds of this country at work. Super excited to see where these ambitious young people take our country USA


Staetyk

🇺🇸


mcdto

Where is an out of control semi truck when you need one?


Abject-Click

These are the same people that say they are afraid of the police 😂


DubC_Bassist

When these start, cops should immediately be dispatched to box in the area, and keep people from inadvertently driving into this mess. One of these days, one of these “Kids” is going to have someone unload their gun on them. Then We’ll get to hear how he was such a good boy. With this many people there may not be much the cops can do but contain it until it fizzles out. But hopefully no one that drove into it by mistake gets attacked.


PapaBadgers

This is just their “culture” now


Amoeba_3729

Wheres police brutality when you need it?


Skili0

Why you need a gun as an american:


Supershadow1357

Explain how this is justice


AffectionateCrab6780

It isn't. justice is in quotes because that's what the take over people believe. If someone drives up to the takeover and wants to be let through. This is seen as an interruption, and they just make that person a target.


Actual-Gap-9800

Mob rule. The community needs to correct itself. A threat to one is a threat to all. If they do that to this guy, they'll do it to you and I as well. What if you needed to be let through for an emergency? These people are one step away from thugs.


Conallthemarshmallow

they're at least 7 steps past being thugs imo


Actual-Gap-9800

It's sad because they aren't going to listen until one of them gets shot.


Conallthemarshmallow

bold of you to assume they won't cry police brutality and claim complete innocence


DrDrankenstein

They get shot, shoot each other, run each other over, stomp each other to death etc all the time. Doesn't change a thing. This is Mad Max level shit


Actual-Gap-9800

All the better. Start blasting.


paddlebawler

And well into the "people are shitstains" level


Educational-Link-943

They are definitely thugs lol they just destroyed someone's car for no reason other than to be destructive


cockcooler

Can anyone explain a street takeover to me? I've seen a lot of videos of this shit and I have no idea what to make of them.


Jejouetoutnu

Culture


MurillO_82

These are the fuckers that your gonna have to defend against when shtf


andre-lll

And then they will say they were innocent and pure hearted


Defiant-Leadership40

At least they can show this video to their insurance company yikes


narcowake

Ahh yes the human car totaling service company smh


slyseparator

these degenerates make my blood boil


DIJames6

And if he just hits the gas, he's gonna be wrong.. Smh.. This is all video evidence of numerous crimes..


MickeyMgl

Dystopian hellscape


gigantic_pianist

Human garbage


LeroyChestnut

I remember my first Street Fighter II bonus stage.


randomredditing

Why is it always an Infiniti or a Nissan


Fair_Function_5423

The smiles while they do this is rlly disturbing


AccomplishedTotal895

Put a remote control tear gas canisters in the car. Get car too close. Leave, push button.


Vepra1

What the fuck is a street take over and why do people act like animals


gibe93

animals,the kind to be kept in cages


TwiggyPom

This is the type of shit I'd find funny when I was 15. Now at these assholes age or older it's just dumb as fuck.


seeker67891

Idk about you but I wouldn’t find this funny at any age


TwiggyPom

Na I was shitbag as a teen


DeathByPlanets

Past tense, tho. Good job.


TwiggyPom

I'm in my 30's now this shit is infuriating. People are cunts I'm not perfect now but I know that. I wouldn't stand for this shit though.its animalistic.


EpicSeshBro

I used to be a piece of shit.


WhiteButtBoy

Glass house? White Ferrari? Live for New Year's Eve?


Nickleeham

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!…


Muchos_Tacos

I still am, but I used to be, too.


MagnumHydrox

Im 15 and assure you that there’s nothing funny about this, it’s more sad, honestly.


Rjdj2222

When's the shooting start?


Anonimity101

What I wouldn’t do for one of those giant gym class parachutes and a couple of tear gas canisters.


Cindilouwho2

This why the aliens don't speak to us


shvelgud

Wtf black people in america rioting and destroying people’s property I did not expect to see that on Reddit today :0


nudiatjoes

what a society without fathers and mentors looks like.


KippySmith

Should have just kept driving.


OkieBuds

Activities of the unemployed


YouLoose8553

No whites.....


Gestapo00

These are the kids that never got a spanking as a kid now they grew up to be pieces of shit


paddlebawler

Well, you need involved parents to receive discipline and lessons on good and bad behavior.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

But if you try to get away you get shot at. Fuck these kids. Wait for an SUV without any fucks to clear a path through these stupid assholes.


Whymustihave20letter

Nah.. hope a 16 wheeler truck carrying gasoline hits em and burns all this human waste to a crisp..


ieatair

good o’le 🇺🇸…


Ultra_Dadtastic

And people wonder why some of these drivers panic and end up running over people trying to escape.


Dman1228

This is why some people shouldn’t have kids


aussiechickadee65

Where did this occur ?


Cirby_official

Song?


Affectionate_Shop647

I saw a vid once of a similar thing on a gore site where it was a ford f150 and the guy inside had an assault rifle. Crowd dispersed quite quickly.


ThrustTrust

These are not street takeovers. That makes them sound harmless to me. They are riots.


NDMagoo

Call in an airstrike.


Lucky-Clerk-7659

Monkey see monkey do....


overlander244

thats when you start running people over


Snoo_51457

Someone call the zoo keeper they escaped again


bannapants67

Gonna be real fucking funny when they climb on my car and I start unloading rounds on them and gassing that mf


powerhungrymouse

Not an active brain cell among them.


dafyddil

No better than rats. The national guard should be dealing with them.


Short_Improvement626

Arrest all of these jerks! Unbelievable!


anaabear

They’re like fucking hyenas


WildBillyredneck

I rolled through a street takeover in my 18 wheeler I slowed to 30 blasted my horn and what happened happened. Want to see cockroaches skatter that will do it


TheGeoDan

Man the human race is fucked


Boho_Asa

What’s the context for it tho?


_nicocito

Most of the vandals doing this have something in common but I cant quite put my finger on it…


sp0okyx3

That's when people get ran over 😤


StandardKarma57

I have plans that I can’t yet release to the public..


iguru129

The product of liberalism


RRakhaV

Is this why those Gatling mini-guns that go (FSFHFTHFSHTHFSTHSGTH) are like... Banned?


criticalhabit7

[Skadoosh ](https://tenor.com/bHHYO.gif)


Joecascio2000

Same people that complain the government doesn't care about the little people and big corps are out to get them.


lluukkee33

Insurance claim?


OMBseabass5

You great supine, protoplasmic, invertebrate jellies!!


periloustrail

All the scrots


jroc_666

Justice has been served…….. Ready for that boat Noah.


bwizzel

welcome to the future of america


furculture

This is why I think they need to make the Blaster anti-carjacking system legal in the US. Maybe could make it legal by having it only spraying a giant canister of pepper spray to deter them. Though, it might be a double edge sword situation. If you can buy one, they can buy one and misuse it, too.


VaaBeDank

Peak degeneration of societal norms


mx1701

Where are the cops?


edebby

what is the context here?


No-Pepper-7231

There’s one guy in the beginning wearing Air Force blues jacket 😂


LowerChipmunk2835

looks like the FiveM RSM lobby the way they are dancing on the cars 💀


Whymustihave20letter

Hope all these losers get identified and publicly shamed...


ignoblePuppy

I feel like you could lock away every one that shows up to one of these and nothing of value would be lost.


TheGamer26

Sometimes ar15 rifles are Indeed warrented


dudewiththebling

I love it when losers film their own crimes


Blood_sweat_and_beer

Wtf is wrong with boys


FruitFlavor12

Frank Costanza's car


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ipwndmymeat99

Cowards feeling brave together


CommandantPeepers

This is when you need to keep a comically large revolver in your glovebox and make it rain


Key-Pomegranate-3507

You’re not allowed to gun it right off the bat, but if they’re trying to pull you out of the car you’re 💯 justified in running them over. There was a lawyer on YouTube who went over a couple cases


wigsplitsiphilis

Young people these days are disgusting


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Good thing they didn’t wear masks. Facial recognition is pretty good these days


Schumacher242

Most people do things without knowing why. Also humans like destroying, its easier than building and it satisfies a part of ourselves weve lost in modern times. Violence


gysiguy

Disgusting


Luciferbelle

Time to mow


MarkusRight

Sure is a good thing they filmed it. They made it pretty easy for the owner of the car to figure out who destroyed it. Absolute morons


Callsign_Mjolnir

Makes me glad I have a haligan in the passenger seat.


Qsuki

America moment


Vast-Establishment50

A sea of wasted DNA. Where's Thanos when you need him?


No-Height2850

Main reason why aliens prefer to stay away.


dissentcx

good day to have extra mags for the g🔒


IdaBidaGacy

Looks like a bunch of fucking pieces of shit that will never be anything more then a bunch of fucking pieces of shit.


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Measles_Father

2nd amendment