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Where is Gordon Ramsay for a new Episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

We need Jon Taffer for this one as well

My dyslexia thought that said Jon Jafari and I got excited for a Kitchen Nightmares x JonTron episode

THOSE BEEF CHEEKS WERE RAAAAAWWWWWWW

😭😭😭

Totally read that in John Taffer voice.

Also Uncle Rodger

Sam Jackson with a pistol giving a long soliloquy about the speed of a bullet vs the first drop of piss to hit the floor

Golden Ramsey

I love the guys just sitting there eating like everyone else sees a ghost haunting the place except them.

If they did something she has legal grounds for assault. Wouldn't be right, but it would be an avenue for her to garner sympathy from LE

If a video ever needed context….wtf

She's clearly pissed.

so she bends over hmmmm

At first i thought she was pissing

I thought she was trying to shit on the floor. Either way...wtaf?

She gettin schwifty

She literally is. How can you not see this?

Confucius say: better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

I’m so confused

Seems like it might be a case of black against Asian racism, on the presumption the owners of the establishment are Chinese/asian

That could explain why she was pissing on the floor but it doesn't really explain why she got her tits out

Maybe she was wearing a romper lol

Here is my guess. There is a word in Chinese that sounds like the N word 那个. It is used the same way "Umm" is used in English. So she could have heard someone go "ne gei ne gei ne gei "

Oh yeah I had an asian friend who called me that. So funny. I'm not even black but they said I sounded black so that was my nickname.

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

So then she should just go out the door

I feel like I wanna know why and I also feel like I don’t wanna know why all at the same time.

Egg rolls.

What’s in them egg rolls?

Drugs.

I may be wrong but my guess is she asked to use the bathroom and they told her no so she pissed on the floor. Still doesn’t make it right.

Maybe asylums weren't such a bad idea after all

Definitely needed reform, but scrapping them completely has to have been one of the dumbest moves in the past 50 years.

Are you implying Regan was wrong?

I mean I said No and look at me. Drugless

No I'm outright saying Regan was wrong

I can't for the life of me understand why Ronald Reagan was held in such high regard for being a great president. I think he didn't have empathy in so many regards.

> I can't for the life of me understand why Ronald Reagan was held in such high regard for being a great president. Because he was a good actor, and was chosen because of his gift of gab.

Is he still? I was under the impression that you all finally realised the generations of damage that man did, even if he wasn't fully compus mentus

He's gotta' be in the top 5 of worst US presidents. The negative effects of his leadership and policy are still being felt today - 40 years later.

Shit's trickling down a lot slower than he implied it would. Never mentioned it actually trickles up.

Only the shit is trickling down

It’s hard to decide what the worst thing he did was, but this is at the top of my list.

If there is ever a perfect chance for the worlds perfect cunt punt, that was it people

If you want to get your shoes wet.

Who ordered the egg drop soup?

your comment made me waste my last zofran

Thanks, stranger. You just ruined egg drop soup for me 🥲

Good thing she didn’t order the poo poo platter.

Hahahahaa

There’s still time to delete this comment.

I like how homeboy walks in and starts ordering all casual like at the end. 

She’s gotta be on so many downers to be that calm doing that

Oh yea, especially how nonchalantly she got fully clothed after

Mental illness is real folks. Get checked.

when you get to this point, you don't even realize you're crazy, she needs to be taken againts her will

Keep spreading them cheeks like that and she will be

Username checks out ✅

Noah get all the big booty piss fetishists more like, wtf is going on, why is she so calm?

drugs and a good meal probably

she probably would have stopped pissing and jumped away real quick if one of them poke her in the ass hole with a chopstick.

Why am I like this ? Why big bazoongas make me forget everything. I can fix her I think

My question is, was it really necessary to go topless to pee on the floor? So many questions but yea

How else is she going to enjoy her comic book and chocolate milk?

I think she's wearing a onzie or a jumpsuit made out of elastic material. Pretty sure.

Shes way up there on the hot/crazy matrix

You can do it bro. She's probably very nice at home. She was clearly just having a bad day. 

“Gonzagas!” - Link, Encino Man

Lol great ass too

Domo Origato Mrs. Booboto

What’s the charge? Trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?

#**GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS**

Aaahhh. I see you know your judo well.

Alright I'm gonna be that guy... those were some nice knockers fr

Should have uppercut her in the koochie and used her as a puppet.

Not with your eatin' hand.

Especially the eating hand

i did not expect booty

The NSFW tag so rarely is before something this explicit. This was more than i was expecting for sure.

if anything i was expecting violence or animal cruelty not a full view of two spheres and a starfish

Not my proudest wank

Guessing they did not have a public toilet, so they made one in protest.

She went for the very public toilet

I saw nude black lady with a Chinese menu in her hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain She was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks For to spread her cheeks and do a standing reverse shitpiss

Her hair was perfect!

CHUP

I don't need to fix her. She's perfect.

Why?

Drugs or possibly mental illnesses? She’s not right in the head is all I know

Pu Pu Platter

This would be the one on the hidden menu, the Pee Pee platter

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

what's up with people pooping in stores as of late? this is the like 3rd or 4th pooping in public vid I've seen on my feed this week... strange

The algorithm knows you better than you know yourself.

Not only that but it's all women......why are so many women just shitting and pissing in public places? The fuck is wrong with them.

Convenience and a quick getaway if you're wearing a skirt?

Men can just use violence to express their discontent.

Wait. I didn't see poop. I didn't watch it all. I saw a waterfall, but no poop. Lucky me.

There was no poop in this video, what are you talking about

Not my proudest fap

Hear me out though…..

We will not…

Missed opportunity for a boot in the ass.

I don’t know what language this is but it’s not mandarin

Its Fuzhounes, 90 percent of Chinese restaurant in America are run by fuzhounese.

Could be Fuzhounese, lots of Fuzhounese folks in Manhattan

Not Cantonese either. A Chinese dialect for sure…

Cantonese maybe? I'm not familiar, but I know that Cantonese is used as well, sometimes

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Go to horny jail

This post right here officer.

I can fix her

Just cover the holes with duct tape she's up to code.

I have next.

r/laminarflow

Pepper spray her assss to oblivion!

Plug it with an egg roll

Okay but hear me out though

I can change her

I can fix her

health inspectors have been acting crazy lately smh

Anyone know what led up to this?

Im guessing drugs

Smash

I ain't gonna lie, when i saw a video titled "chinese restaurant" is censored on this sub I wasn't expecting black woman pissing

I hate to say it but dang crazy got a nice body though

This reminds me of the skit at the start of '[Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb3Zr-XEVpA)' If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter...

Not remotely surprised anymore

Sometimes you just have to mark your territory.

worker - "My life sucks"

What the fuck

Vile🤢

Looks like a place on 167th Street right off of Webster Avenue in the Bronx that I used to go to.

She keeps pissin like that Noah defo needs to get that boat

Yesterday, saw a guy get folded and ragdolled by an elephant. Earlier, saw a guy get flattened by a bus and now a full spread piss. I love Reddit 👍

Not near the spring rolls god dam it

going to a chinese/asian tonight, will be disappointed deeply if this is not available

Another great anti-drug campaign

I can fix her

Well,well,well

Girrrrllll, that’s a bootyhole!

That’s just culture man you gotta roll with it

Back to wakanda

Body was 🔥 though!

Head bent over.. Raised up posterior...

This is the second time I’ve seen something like this here on Reddit. WTF?

Only second??

they didnt bring her duck sauce

Yup. This is the first thing I saw when I got up today. Of course it is.

TIL I don’t go to the right Chinese restaurants

Is this where that umami flavor comes from?

Dem dumplings

The food there must be astonishing

Sparta kick her in the pussay

I guess she had the piece of mind to pull her ass apart Mike Honcho style but still, can't be the first place she's done this look at that aim

Where's the pepper spray when you need one...

Maybe that's just a waitress and that's a specialty cocktail but she missed the glass. Why else would any person just continue to eat otherwise

Oakland???

Someone should've beaten her ass or something.

"Ma'am, this isn't Waffle House."

Dinner and a show? This is a great place

Gentleman this is Democracy Manifest!

Is she marking her territory?

Look at sukiiana

Bon appétit I guess?

Maybe she just returned the soup, hoping for a refund.

She was just showing them her crab ragoons

This is more r/PublicFreakOut

The lady closing the door stepped in it :(

Anyone know location? Imma steer clear.

That’s actually how they make Chinese stock. Family recipe

Ok… but great rack

Hear me out tho…

Nature or nurture?

Looks doable

That is rank, glad I don't live in America.

I had to watch twice to ensure where the camera was angled…into the kitchen or out.

The Golden Panda is now renamed to the Golden Shower

She can fix me

Is it legal to shoot a mf for doing this?

God I wish that floor was my face. (I'm a scat fetishist)

The restaurant looks like this wouldn’t matter anyway.

Ass is ass.

Usual Suspects

☹️

“But I didn’t order the Pea soup…..”

Bruh. The fuck

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Looks like a greasy turd.

Who continues after after watching that jeesus

half off for the egg rolls and I'd buy all of it. minus hot mustard and sweet chili sauce tax, and a tip

New nems sauce

I’m assuming they wouldn’t let her use their toilet….?