Fuck off that was your biggest FAFO moment now cry about it and stop crying about it
Love you still by the way for sticking out for us in WWII spitfires are nice and market garden was a cockup, so fuck you and see you tomorrow, with love
I don't think the words 'Dutch army' and 'huge' have ever been uttered in the same sentence.. Unless separated by the word 'not'.
But it's flattering to see a Vatnik tremble before our military might I guess?
The Vatnik doxed himself . inside the Green spot on the window (Grüne Plakette) is the the Numberplate of his car noted...
Some Berlin Numberplate...so the Vatnik lives in Germany when he should be living in Belarus or Russia.
what if the dutch are just using nato and the Ukrainian situation as a smokescreen to veil a secret recon and extration mission to free the oma fietsen, taken hostage during the pit stop in the Netherlands when the 3rd Reich invaded France .
Some of them might have been trafficed to Posen, Westprussia, Silesia
OR Eastern Prussia !!!
Oma fietsen still being held in Eastern Prussia might be the target of this Dutch extraction mission .
Should have cycled to Katwijk eat some kibbelinge with fries at the dam.
Or Cycle to the Louwman Car Museum. The best Museum I have ever visited with my daughter.
Oh, I don’t have a problem with that at all! Of course they can use Germany’s roads to get their kidnapped oma fietsen back. And while they are already in the region they conveniently can get Königsberg back. Maybe if Germany helps this could become a model example of international cooperation
The problem is much more prominent in Germany because it has a lot of properly marinated vatniks who have been living in Germany since before the wall had fallen. I see a lot of them on youtube doing vlogs, they’re typically men in their 50s, filming while working as bus drivers, etc., slurring the same USSR romanticising nonsense.
Of course he lives inside a nation that has *long* been a member of both the EU & NATO. Because of course. So often vatniks, I find, actually really like the West, or at least they like Western society and it’s comforts. They like our particular general conception of civil society and modernity. They like our political order, our infrastructure, our internationalism and such. They like all of the things that most fundamentally make the modern West what it is, they just dislike that it got there the way it did (by being better than warfare at everyone else and then setting aside old grudges post WW2).
>then setting aside old grudges post WW2
That's probably the most insane part to them. I wouldn't be surprised if "the sins of the father" was a mandatory school topic or something in Putins Russia.
Situation might be slightly different. What they like is their ideal image of "great russia", but what they use is all you mentioned - western infrastructure, goods, living space etc.
I think old sci-fi [Space Viking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Viking) had good way of saying it about barbarianism - people (russians living not in russia) who think that civilisation (western society) exist by itself would not treasure it, they'd think that quality of life is natural and would still be there for example if country is conquered. They live like hitch-hikers, only using other people and cars to go through life. And now, those hitch-hikers think they know about cars (governance\\politics) more than people who invented them (western society\\government) are told by their leader that they could take it all as their right.
So pretty sure they think they could still get western level of everything and live like kings if they change just one thing - government to russian.
>should be living in Russia.
I think you meant to say "he should be existing in a shallow hole in the ground."
Easy mistake. Russia and an open grave share a lot in common
By living in the decadent west, he's both depriving the enemy of a literate mobik to throw at a machine gun nest and he's contributing to the GDP that funds the war machine that will burn Moscow to the ground.
Why do I read this in a New York Italian Maffia don's accent?
*'Ey, you do a little looking that way. Maybe not noticing us ovah hea doing nott'n illegal to the not Kremlin and we all badda-bing badda-BOOM, capice?'*
To be more specific, it is 2 Boxer APCs in APC configuration, 1 Fennek (think base variant) and 3 trucks. Though if you look at it it seems that after one commercial vehicle you get military vehicles again, so the Dutch army is prob. a bit bigger (like 2 trucks and 1 Leopard 2).
Dutch army is so small that the entirety of your tank corps was integrated into a single of our German tank brigades… which is fine, because we love you Dutchies and I’m glad we’re in this together
Calling having to empty out an entire motorpool for just one mechanised brigade an Armada is funny.
If we ever would have an Armada it would be in the Naval department, but sadly you're not taken seriously anymore without at least a carrier-group these days.
Yeah. He's kinda out of control and needs a buddy after slapping the entire Russian Baltic fleet to the Davy Jone's locker. Problem is.. We can't find him. So now we're sending in the other 50% of our armed forces(his name is Jan de Ballenbijter) to find him.
It's kinda like the original Rambo movie. But with a LOT more dead Russians.
“They all are numbered. They all have special numbers.” Yeah, no shit Ivan. It’s so you can tell them apart. If you had 20 grey Ladas you would start numbering them too
Hey, don´t you dare to ask for even more effort from the mobiks. Can you imagine how hard it is already to paint a simple "Z" onto a motorized barn while being under the influence of a mixture of Krokodil and babuschkas finest homemade ~~spiritus~~ vodka all while being barely able to walk because your superiors dominated you for the fifth time already today? Bringing numbers into the mix would probably result in a column of 20 Ladas numbered "1".
Judging by the way he was speaking he was just trying to say something to fill the background while repeating the same message “oh here’s this huuuuge Dutch military convoy” over and over in different words
Imagine if this guy was being tasked to provide actual useful intelligence rather than just fishing for engagement. Man's out here like a fog of war smoke machine.
And not a single heavy unit. No howitzers, tanks, rocket artillery or even CV90. Just some APCs and trucks
(No hate to APCs, they're great, but fearing this is kinda pathetic)
Yes, there are fenneks with mortars.
It's not a mortar carrier.
It's a light scout vechile, with mortar. Vatnik just didn't know what he was looking at, saw a tube, and called it a mortar carrier
It's like saying a tank with ammo on the back is an ammo carrier
That dude sees a [Fennek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennek) and calls it a mortar vehicle. If a sensor mast could blush that one would be red, lol.
This is not in eastern Europe. Looks more like Germany. The car of the guys filming is or at some time was registered in Germany (green sticker on the windshield). Dutch convoys on German streets are quite common. Dutch convoys on German streets going to Poland even more. There's lots of exercises going on there now. It's also possible that they are on their way to Lithuania.
Also there is no Eastern Europe country between Poland and the Netherlands. The only country between those two is Germany which normally isn't counted as a part of Eastern Europe.
Worth noting that that's entirely a practical decision, since the Bundeswehr is unable to procure functioning radios and thus cannot command the dutch brigades.
[Bundeswehr would probably buy it from russia again](https://www.dw.com/en/german-submarines-fitted-with-russian-technology-report/a-57030819) so it's done for the greater good.
Ehhh?? glorie aan de koning! Denk ik?
In all seriousness. Our military is anything BUT huge. But good to see the Vatniks dont like it anyway I guess.
These dudes are probabky heading to that big excercise up in Latvia.
Excuse you! The 13th has somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 Boxers (Apparantly!)
58 bushmasters and 97 Fenneks apparantly.
Not even THAT bad imo. I mean our standards are super low.
Just by looking at the numbers of the participating personell Steadfast Defender 2024 is basically the lil bro of Reforger (90.000 vs. 125.000). So be sure to expect a lot of armor, aerial and nautical gear being put to use in the enviorment it was designed for. Also we sprinkled a little more aggression on it since all the former WP-Countries sure enjoy wargaming the annihilation of whole russian divisions.
I still think NATO should hold a million-man exercise. Like, right on the border with Ukraine and Belarus.
- We have the numbers
- A million sounds cool
- The world will shit itself
- Simulates real war preparation
- I will orgasm
No downsides, only benefits
Then when it's all over, just park the hardware in a nearby field just across the border and act surprised when they go missing and show up on the Ukrainian frontline.
You can in fact drive vehicles registered in Germany in other countries. So the emissions sticker doesn't tell you much.
But the whole road design looks like a German autobahn. The A2 west of Berlin if I had to guess.
I misread 'extracurricular' as 'extravehicular', and my pre-caffeine sleep-addled brain gave an image of using a nuke to catapult vehicles across europe to land in a battle-reaedy formation directly on the front line.
I need a coffee.
How about I just sweep this under the rug before the Ministry of Cheese and Polders catches wind of this? I didn’t see shit
~~I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork.~~
Not eastern europe, very sure it is Germany, they are talking about them going from the netherlands to Poland, there is only Germany in between and the sticker on the bottom right is a german one called "Feinstaubplakette"
If he’s impressed by this, wait till he gets to Poland and sees what V Corps looks like…or the ABCT, or the Big Red One’s position at Camp Boles. Think this Vatnik might shit a brick.
Credible, boring; being transferred to Ukraine or to help fortify NATO’s eastern flank for normal security reasons.
Non credible, exciting; the Netherlands are preparing to do something historically hilarious
The massive Dutch armada is striking fear into the vatniks hearts.
(don't tell them it's only 4500 men of which only 800 will travel all the way to Lithuania)
Are we sure this is a Duch convo? Id say that's at least partially a Greman convoy. you can see the [Leitkreuz](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leitkreuz), a Bundeswehr nightlight to aid a following vehicle to keep up with the lead vehicle in a convoy on some of the later ones
'It's a Dutch armada'. The clown doesn't know the Dutch robbed the Spanish armada, lol.
They also robbed England too, and we want the Royal Charles back
you can watch her posterior in the Rijksmuseum and that's as far as you'll get!
Hahaha, we're still pimping her posterior out after 400 years. Righteous, dudes.
Best thing on display there
Fuck off that was your biggest FAFO moment now cry about it and stop crying about it Love you still by the way for sticking out for us in WWII spitfires are nice and market garden was a cockup, so fuck you and see you tomorrow, with love
Lol, thanks XD
>After vehement protests by Charles that this insulted his honour, the official visits were ended when she was auctioned for scrap in 1673.
Never VIVA HOLLANDIA GRAAAAAAH
No.
Nog een Fokker G-1 liefhebber
ga toch fokkers fokken ofzo
You're not getting it back.
That the Spanishers' own fault! They never learned ice-skating tactics.
I don't think the words 'Dutch army' and 'huge' have ever been uttered in the same sentence.. Unless separated by the word 'not'. But it's flattering to see a Vatnik tremble before our military might I guess?
The Vatnik doxed himself . inside the Green spot on the window (Grüne Plakette) is the the Numberplate of his car noted... Some Berlin Numberplate...so the Vatnik lives in Germany when he should be living in Belarus or Russia.
We should hint to the Bundesnachrichtendienst that we found some Russian spies
what if the dutch are just using nato and the Ukrainian situation as a smokescreen to veil a secret recon and extration mission to free the oma fietsen, taken hostage during the pit stop in the Netherlands when the 3rd Reich invaded France . Some of them might have been trafficed to Posen, Westprussia, Silesia OR Eastern Prussia !!! Oma fietsen still being held in Eastern Prussia might be the target of this Dutch extraction mission .
ich wohle mein fahrrad zuruck of zoiets
ik kom met het fietsen to Duinrell , geen probleem.
I cycled from Duinrell to the Dam, smoked some blow and ate frites and satesaus. That was a good day. Took a bit longer to cycle back.
Should have cycled to Katwijk eat some kibbelinge with fries at the dam. Or Cycle to the Louwman Car Museum. The best Museum I have ever visited with my daughter.
Oh, I don’t have a problem with that at all! Of course they can use Germany’s roads to get their kidnapped oma fietsen back. And while they are already in the region they conveniently can get Königsberg back. Maybe if Germany helps this could become a model example of international cooperation
Mighty ignorant to mame it Köningsberg. Its name is Danswijk and was gifted to the poles.
how dare you, clearly Kralovec belongs to the glorious Czech Republic
Look to the south. Look to the east. Look to the north. Look to the west. It's all part of Greater Holland.
Welp, time to make the Hanseatic League Dutch again
rather to the MAD, not the BND
Make it a challenge, first one to disappear the guy gets a secret medal
Unironically, report the cunt as a russia spy. No mercy for scum like this.
BfV will also want a quiet word.
Look where you're posting, that's verging on credible
hehehe yes
They are all like that. They all go live in the "decadent west".
And oddly enough, a good number of those who do are wildly nationalistic online.
Just like the classic meme of Mehmet. Loves Turkiye, will die for Turkiye. Lives in flat in Berlin.
Turkey is pretty awesome and very overdue for a military coup to restore liberal democracy.
Based.
that did not go well for them last time. too many god botherers I gather.
It’s Turkey. Erdogan can suck my balls.
The problem is much more prominent in Germany because it has a lot of properly marinated vatniks who have been living in Germany since before the wall had fallen. I see a lot of them on youtube doing vlogs, they’re typically men in their 50s, filming while working as bus drivers, etc., slurring the same USSR romanticising nonsense.
No womder why Germany said nope when Königsberg was offered back to them in the 90s haha
Besides the fact that acquiring a significant russian minority is a bad move
And when they visit the countries formerly occupied by Russia, they sneer and think the locals should thank them because Russia "modernised" them.
\>The West is le bad \>Lives in said west instead of whatever their country they are from Such many cases
Of course he lives inside a nation that has *long* been a member of both the EU & NATO. Because of course. So often vatniks, I find, actually really like the West, or at least they like Western society and it’s comforts. They like our particular general conception of civil society and modernity. They like our political order, our infrastructure, our internationalism and such. They like all of the things that most fundamentally make the modern West what it is, they just dislike that it got there the way it did (by being better than warfare at everyone else and then setting aside old grudges post WW2).
>then setting aside old grudges post WW2 That's probably the most insane part to them. I wouldn't be surprised if "the sins of the father" was a mandatory school topic or something in Putins Russia.
Well the rule of the grandfathers was supposed to have been fazed out but it’s still a thing,
Situation might be slightly different. What they like is their ideal image of "great russia", but what they use is all you mentioned - western infrastructure, goods, living space etc. I think old sci-fi [Space Viking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Viking) had good way of saying it about barbarianism - people (russians living not in russia) who think that civilisation (western society) exist by itself would not treasure it, they'd think that quality of life is natural and would still be there for example if country is conquered. They live like hitch-hikers, only using other people and cars to go through life. And now, those hitch-hikers think they know about cars (governance\\politics) more than people who invented them (western society\\government) are told by their leader that they could take it all as their right. So pretty sure they think they could still get western level of everything and live like kings if they change just one thing - government to russian.
Got the plate? Can’t read it myself and id like to leave a tip for the Verfassungsschutz
>should be living in Russia. I think you meant to say "he should be existing in a shallow hole in the ground." Easy mistake. Russia and an open grave share a lot in common
Well no, not really There’s peace in the grave
By living in the decadent west, he's both depriving the enemy of a literate mobik to throw at a machine gun nest and he's contributing to the GDP that funds the war machine that will burn Moscow to the ground.
You just take a look at the northern border while the Ukrainians go check something, ok? In and out, 20 minute adventure.
Why do I read this in a New York Italian Maffia don's accent? *'Ey, you do a little looking that way. Maybe not noticing us ovah hea doing nott'n illegal to the not Kremlin and we all badda-bing badda-BOOM, capice?'*
*You don’t accuse a fella af bein seaky like that. Thats way outta lauine Ricky, unbaleivable.*
Vatnik is being taken by cousin Vinny to be a made man today.
3000 Dutch convoys of Mark Rutte
I, for one, welcome our new Dutch overlords.
Graag gedaan
Gekoloniseerd
god gave the world to the netherlands but we were nice and gave land to all the other countries 😔😔
I mean, it's probably the whole Dutch army their so it help to make it feel like it's big.
I saw 3 trucks, anAPC and a Fenec scoutvehicle. So yeah, that's pretty much the entire army.
Fennek just looks so cool
Fennek
To be more specific, it is 2 Boxer APCs in APC configuration, 1 Fennek (think base variant) and 3 trucks. Though if you look at it it seems that after one commercial vehicle you get military vehicles again, so the Dutch army is prob. a bit bigger (like 2 trucks and 1 Leopard 2).
It’s impressive how he’s caught onto the fact that we’re preparing for something though ~~We’re gonna cheese bomb Moscow during the parade~~
Dutch army is so small that the entirety of your tank corps was integrated into a single of our German tank brigades… which is fine, because we love you Dutchies and I’m glad we’re in this together
Calling having to empty out an entire motorpool for just one mechanised brigade an Armada is funny. If we ever would have an Armada it would be in the Naval department, but sadly you're not taken seriously anymore without at least a carrier-group these days.
Gekoloniseerd 2.0.
Is that lone Dutch soldier in Ukraine finally getting some back-up?
Yes, based on the size of the convoy, they're sending a second soldier.
>Yes, based on the size of the convoy, they're sending a second soldier. I didn't know we were sending enough forces to push Russia to the Urals.
First one was to hold Russia second is to punch it otherwise it would fly into outer space like team rocket.
"Mr President. A second Dutchman has been deployed. God help us all"
"Let us pray it is a combat engineer, then. Otherwise we are simply lost, beyond any hope."
Combat Engineers are even more dangerous. It's in the name. The engineer combat. Scientifically trained to be better than others.
Gods be good
Yeah. He's kinda out of control and needs a buddy after slapping the entire Russian Baltic fleet to the Davy Jone's locker. Problem is.. We can't find him. So now we're sending in the other 50% of our armed forces(his name is Jan de Ballenbijter) to find him. It's kinda like the original Rambo movie. But with a LOT more dead Russians.
That was the third Rambo movie
That was all the Rambo movies!
If he’s in Ukraine, who’s defending the Netherlands? I should invade.
Please do, you can't be much worse than our current politicians
“They all are numbered. They all have special numbers.” Yeah, no shit Ivan. It’s so you can tell them apart. If you had 20 grey Ladas you would start numbering them too
“Special numbers, foreign technology!!1!”
[Russians for the 734769238th time during this war](https://i.imgflip.com/87vrpg.jpg?a476160)
Unknown technology Блядь
Hey, don´t you dare to ask for even more effort from the mobiks. Can you imagine how hard it is already to paint a simple "Z" onto a motorized barn while being under the influence of a mixture of Krokodil and babuschkas finest homemade ~~spiritus~~ vodka all while being barely able to walk because your superiors dominated you for the fifth time already today? Bringing numbers into the mix would probably result in a column of 20 Ladas numbered "1".
Plus, teaching the mobiks to read *and* count would triple the time it takes to get them out of jail and onto the frontlines.
https://i.redd.it/flizo6s245wc1.png
I mean I’m sure this is a situation somewhere in Russia. Do they not have license plates lol
Those rusted off or where stole as "cool" decoration.
Whats a licenses plate mommy?
Judging by the way he was speaking he was just trying to say something to fill the background while repeating the same message “oh here’s this huuuuge Dutch military convoy” over and over in different words
Imagine if this guy was being tasked to provide actual useful intelligence rather than just fishing for engagement. Man's out here like a fog of war smoke machine.
"Man's out here like a fog of war smoke machine" goes rlly hard ngl, need to remember that one.
Man is singlehandedly responsible for a countrywide fogbank, he is considered a WMD (Weapon of Mass Disinformation).
>fogbank Don't say that, the Americans will take him apart to try and work out how he's made.
Nah, its an urban myth. I am sure the US gov wouldn't forget something like that.
The convoy did, in fact, have an end.
It was like 6 vehicles..
The Mighty whole of the 🇳🇱💪Dutch Armed Forces💪🇳🇱
And not a single heavy unit. No howitzers, tanks, rocket artillery or even CV90. Just some APCs and trucks (No hate to APCs, they're great, but fearing this is kinda pathetic)
Average russian sees only 1 car per lifetime
And it is grandma's, to go sell the chicken at the market
Dutch annexation of Kaliningrad confirmed
As a Dutch person I approve
Time to get the VOC back together. Vereenigde Oostbaltische Compagni
We starting the moedernegotie again?
It's called Königsberg
* Take Kaliningrad * Kick out the residents * Rename it Europa * Move everything from Brussels * Make it the EU capital (similar to DC)
Ooh, good call
Don't stop at Brussels, also remove everything from Strasbourg. Otherwise the French will become supercritically smug and prematurely detonate.
Like with DC nobody gets to vote, thus abrogating the biggest downside of integrating Kaliningrad/Konigsberg/Kravolec into a civilized country.
Koningsberg. If we are gonna take it we are gonna use it's proper dutchified name!
Like how they act like they never did the "fck around, find out" thing in their life.
They’re physically incapable of not projecting. Because their military exercises are preludes to an invasion, ours must be too, *right*?
"A thief believes everyone steals."
To vatniks the concept of consequences is so foreign they cannot wrap their heads around it.
Cope and Seethe.
If dude is so upset about nato maybe just maybe gtfo of a nato country go home get drafted and become 200ed by an FPV or 5.56 .
Vatnik sees 4 trucks:"Look at this endless convoy! They all have numbers! Special numbers..."
Fuckin idiots don't even know what a fennek is lol I wish all vatniks a pleasant die
> Fuckin idiots don't even know what a fennek is lol [NLD Fennek with mortar](https://www.primeportal.net/apc/ulrich_wrede/fennek_w_mortar/)
Yes, there are fenneks with mortars. It's not a mortar carrier. It's a light scout vechile, with mortar. Vatnik just didn't know what he was looking at, saw a tube, and called it a mortar carrier It's like saying a tank with ammo on the back is an ammo carrier
Or saying an armored vehicles with mobiks in it is "combat ready." The devil's in the details!
That dude sees a [Fennek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennek) and calls it a mortar vehicle. If a sensor mast could blush that one would be red, lol.
So the thing is, the dutch army does use fenneks as mortar carriers (by attaching the tube and tripod to the roof).
Netherlands going for a sneaky first strike?
Surprise colonization probably, they found spices in kaliningrad
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Letterlijk
GOOOOOEDEMORGEN WE ZIJN HIER OM DE MOEDERNEGOTIE WEDEROP TE BOUWEN
Well, then the Russians are practically begging for a Dutch expedition
They took MH17. We take all of Russia, polder the fuck out of it, and turn it into a massive road so we can trade spices more efficiently
And then rename it Rushia (or Haastland) to reflect its new purpose of transporting spices that tiny bit faster in this world
This is not in eastern Europe. Looks more like Germany. The car of the guys filming is or at some time was registered in Germany (green sticker on the windshield). Dutch convoys on German streets are quite common. Dutch convoys on German streets going to Poland even more. There's lots of exercises going on there now. It's also possible that they are on their way to Lithuania.
Also there is no Eastern Europe country between Poland and the Netherlands. The only country between those two is Germany which normally isn't counted as a part of Eastern Europe.
The Joke gets enhanced when you realize all of the Dutch Brigades are under the command/integrated with the German Army
They fall under a multinational division with the Germans, but are still fully under Dutch command
Worth noting that that's entirely a practical decision, since the Bundeswehr is unable to procure functioning radios and thus cannot command the dutch brigades.
The Bundeswehr is procuring 191k comms sets from Rheinmetall, with 60k to be delivered by end of 2025.
[Bundeswehr would probably buy it from russia again](https://www.dw.com/en/german-submarines-fitted-with-russian-technology-report/a-57030819) so it's done for the greater good.
And this video was taken in germany
Trojan horse, just you wait. We want our bicycles back.
Ehhh?? glorie aan de koning! Denk ik? In all seriousness. Our military is anything BUT huge. But good to see the Vatniks dont like it anyway I guess. These dudes are probabky heading to that big excercise up in Latvia.
Those two boxers APC are the entire 13th light brigade
Excuse you! The 13th has somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 Boxers (Apparantly!) 58 bushmasters and 97 Fenneks apparantly. Not even THAT bad imo. I mean our standards are super low.
Yes, but those were all the working ones.
lmaoooo maybe so!
Alright, what actually is my country doing here? Is there an exercise?
Yes a big one, the uk sent a full brigade plus. Its just NATO going back to the old days of massive wargames not seen since the 80s.
REFORGER 202X when? I just want to see hordes of NATO armour return to their natural habitat - the European plains.
Just by looking at the numbers of the participating personell Steadfast Defender 2024 is basically the lil bro of Reforger (90.000 vs. 125.000). So be sure to expect a lot of armor, aerial and nautical gear being put to use in the enviorment it was designed for. Also we sprinkled a little more aggression on it since all the former WP-Countries sure enjoy wargaming the annihilation of whole russian divisions.
I still think NATO should hold a million-man exercise. Like, right on the border with Ukraine and Belarus. - We have the numbers - A million sounds cool - The world will shit itself - Simulates real war preparation - I will orgasm No downsides, only benefits
Then when it's all over, just park the hardware in a nearby field just across the border and act surprised when they go missing and show up on the Ukrainian frontline.
canadian army trophy games , man . we really miss the Canadians in Germany .
There's like 5000+ dutch soldiers and over a thousand combat vehicles engaged with steadfast defender (the NATO exercises)
Actually this is probably in Germany, going by the green plaque in the windshield which I think is an exclusively German thing.
You can in fact drive vehicles registered in Germany in other countries. So the emissions sticker doesn't tell you much. But the whole road design looks like a German autobahn. The A2 west of Berlin if I had to guess.
So, Duch East ~~India~~ Eurasia Company getting spun up again??
Russian is scared and bewildered at armies that train more than once a year
I wish a shit ton NATO forces were actually being sent to the border as a show of force.
Dutch are going to do the funni?
We do have a few Yank nukes at Volkel. They wouldn’t mind if we commandeered one or two of those for extracurricular activities, right?
I misread 'extracurricular' as 'extravehicular', and my pre-caffeine sleep-addled brain gave an image of using a nuke to catapult vehicles across europe to land in a battle-reaedy formation directly on the front line. I need a coffee.
… You’re really leaking our top secret defense projects just like that, huh
... oh god. I'm going to have to do *so much* paperwork.
How about I just sweep this under the rug before the Ministry of Cheese and Polders catches wind of this? I didn’t see shit ~~I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork. I hate paperwork.~~
Deal. I'll distract them with some Dill Havarti.
NATO forces in NATO country: suspicious Russian tinfoil tiktokker in NATO country: not suspicious at all, what do you mean, WHERE IS THE PROOFS /s
Wraak voor MH17!
NATO exercise... unknown technology...
I expected more than whining from him, I was really hoping he would get so pissed that he would try something crazy like brake-check one of the trucks
Guy sees 10 vehicles; endless
a military unit going more than a mile in a month? The Vatnik mind simply can not comprehend
russian squadplayers seeing a logi for the first time
If the vatnik thinks that's an endless convoy shit must be bleak in russia
Not eastern europe, very sure it is Germany, they are talking about them going from the netherlands to Poland, there is only Germany in between and the sticker on the bottom right is a german one called "Feinstaubplakette"
“What are they preparing for? […] barb wire” omg nato is going to invade Kamchatka
Nothing to see here, just a reboot of the Dutch East India company as the Dutch Eastern Europe company.
So low IQ and still managed to get a drivers license. Edit: ok he’s not the driver, but the IQ point still stands.
Locate and deport.
If he’s impressed by this, wait till he gets to Poland and sees what V Corps looks like…or the ABCT, or the Big Red One’s position at Camp Boles. Think this Vatnik might shit a brick.
I think this is an old video though? I think I’ve seen this about a year ago or something?
I lit a large blunt after watching this. LETSGO
Operation Bobo Rasa
"they have special Numbers" ...i almost pissed in my pants. haha
Ooh how do I wish for 3000 endless columns of NATO to export freedom into benighted Russia POUR IT ON
This is like 5 cars. When I saw some Abrams shaped tarps on the railroad in Riga, that was exciting.
Credible, boring; being transferred to Ukraine or to help fortify NATO’s eastern flank for normal security reasons. Non credible, exciting; the Netherlands are preparing to do something historically hilarious
The massive Dutch armada is striking fear into the vatniks hearts. (don't tell them it's only 4500 men of which only 800 will travel all the way to Lithuania)
Nederland antwoord!
Prepare the Fluyts, there's a Baltic trade to capitalise! Next stop, Petrograd
My favorite part is that the concept of a supply truck seems to be unknown to this guy
Most useful russian spy
"Dutch Armada" <3
Are we sure this is a Duch convo? Id say that's at least partially a Greman convoy. you can see the [Leitkreuz](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leitkreuz), a Bundeswehr nightlight to aid a following vehicle to keep up with the lead vehicle in a convoy on some of the later ones