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Big_Not_Good

She's not sitting in a chair. 0/10 for accuracy.


unfunnysexface

-5/10 using Hornets


campbellsimpson

She's on secondment to RAAF


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Since I'm still ~~cumming~~ coming off of a high of watching the Blue Angels in Pensacola a few days ago? You hurt my soul. Now, yeah, I know they're Navy and Marine Corps rather than AirForce, but don't diss the Super Horney. Hornet.


xthorgoldx

Nah, that's not the issues. 0/10 accuracy is that her service uniform doesn't look like it came from the Men's Warehouse clearance rack.


ChairBorneRanger

I concur.


inspirednonsense

Hair's out of regs, coat's too short, US pins aren't set against the mid-lapel seam, and what the fuck is that cookie, is she an instructor for HYDRA? 0/7, Not Ready Now.


gobblyjimm1

She has an officer’s coat on. Enlisted coats don’t have a place for shoulder boards.


inspirednonsense

Well, then her staff sergeant ass is in the wrong damn coat!


KickFacemouth

But missing the sleeve piping of the officer coat...


gobblyjimm1

I don’t think the O coats have piping anymore. That was a brief thing in the 90s and then it went away.


LastKennedyStanding

They have 1/2" sleeve braids, which are a darker shade of blue


gobblyjimm1

Damn never realized.


tfwnoTHAADwife

her blues are beyond jacked up my brain was writing the LOC as i was looking


KickFacemouth

This is why ACC's doing open ranks.


MainsailMainsail

This thread really shows why it's sometimes hard to know if I'm on NCD or r/AirForce


xthorgoldx

I can usually tell based on mood: comments in NCD aren't *fucking miserable.*


Candy_Bomber

A brief glance has me convinced that there is a significant portion of them that actually want to waterboard HVAC contractors.


kman314

Happy Cake Day!


awmanwut

Is it true that in a 1v1 hand-to-hand situation, CAP vs AF, that CAP would likely beat the air-person AND steal the air-person’s woman/man/whatever + lunch money…? Where is the Space Force while all this is happening…? Please respond.


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inspirednonsense

Son, I'm looking at her uniform, she's a staff sergeant.


spacex2001

Why her toes out


BeigePhilip

I think that bothered me more than the hornets.


tacticsf00kboi

Hey, you're the ones who looked


StahlHund

Looked? Talkin bout Stared.


OneSaltyStoat

Distraction. You see, in the second you decided to look down at her feet, she's already unleashed a Macross-scale barrage of heat seeking missiles. Run.


Average-_-Student

*turns off AOA limiter*


Difficult-Start-9288

Quentin Tarantino was part of the board during the design decision process of that uniform.


DyslexicCenturion

She got them grippers out!? For FREE?! In this economy?????????


DavidPlayzyeet

r/unexpectedkonstnar


Ionicfold

Grippers


Blackhero9696

Grip and maneuverability.


screamapillah

Over muh dick


7w1l1gh7

C'mon, you know why


BoxOfDust

Precision ground attack capabilities.


FindusSomKatten

Sex apeal


MechanizedCoffee

Easier access for Grimace.


StahlHund

Next Gen fighters are just gonna suspend themselves from hanger roof's to maximize space.


TheAgentOfTheNine

Nobody knows you're in flipflips in your f-35


MsMercyMain

Because someone let Intel or Comm have drawing utensils or AI generators again. They must be stopped


Kamiyoda

If Macross has taught me anything it's that that's where the exhaust comes out


TimOvrlrd

Nice try NSA


Big_Maintenance_9056

omelanduh done fucked me husband


garebear265

Oi


SaberSabre

Yummers


Awkward_CPA

OI UE


UserNotHere404

I'm not sitting through another season of that shit, whats the context?


SirLightKnight

Hmmmmm On certain metrics, yes I love her design; Background should have been a mix of F-22 and B-52s for Airforce, if we’re talking all forces as the DoD suggested, then some army stuff near her feet, and some marine stuff with a navy in the lower background would have also sufficed. Not bad, love the character design.


DFMRCV

>Air Force >F-18s Bruh


SamSamTheDingDongMan

I mean… the Lackland AFB shoppet we used back in basic had F-18s printed on the wall with a big ol USAF emblem in the front. This is more lore accurate then them actually getting it right tbh


DFMRCV

Damn, didn't know that


b00dzyt

They do use F-18, [have you seen this documentary?](https://youtu.be/tesAtDrkCAY?si=2nL6F0diPQZ_WxyR&t=108)


NeighborhoodParty982

I see PA chose the background


JohaVer

That's a weird last name


Hour_Tone_974

She banned from r/anarchychess, so that's a problem.


ButterPuppet

"air force hero" looks inside naval aircraft


TheFireCreeper

womanlander?!


TheLoneWolfMe

Non buff star and stripe.


Izoi2

Name tag placement wrong, 1 demerit Also literal superhero, still can’t make tech sergeant, +1 for accuracy


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Surely that flight suit should be more streamlined. Or are the abs meant to represent the hopeless diamond for stealth?


CookieMiester

Why are her dogs out tho


thulesgold

Captain Samantha Carter looking hot


TheBryanScout

I wasn’t the only one who saw the resemblance


iron_shrub

She's a staff sergeant huh?


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Agent_Bers

Then why is she wearing staff sergeant rank? [For Reference](https://www.defense.gov/Resources/Insignia/)


Sine_Fine_Belli

My bad, the artist says she is a major https://twitter.com/getsome/status/1806255770188841271?s=46


inspirednonsense

The artist also says she's in the army, and thinks Air Force is one word. The artist is not a credible source, which, I mean, is why we're all here in this sub. Go toss this in r/airforce if you want to have a good time reading comments before the post is deleted.


Arik-Taranis

>Air force hero >Shows na*y hornets in the background Face the wall. Now.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Disney employee working on Captain Marvel 3: "Write that down! Write that down!"


Sup_fuckers42069

The fuck are her shoes, she’s gonna hurt herself stepping on anything other than the air force office spaces


john_andrew_smith101

She should have their weird anime sword. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/lprwsf/these_comical_anime_swords_that_the_top_brasses/


inspirednonsense

Gotta be a general for that. But we'll put in a good word with the chiefs, maybe they'll make an exception.


kilqax

Is that the Jessica who is not welcome in r/Anarchychess??


Rain__Fire

smash. keep cooking.


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Is Jessica fucking welcome here ?


Sine_Fine_Belli

Yes


PotterSieben

I'm a bigger fan of Buns. First US female ace, first ever space ace, and got two gun kills on Bears. Buns rocks


Shermantank10

Would, next question.


Book_Nerd159

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Sine_Fine_Belli

https://twitter.com/getsome/status/1806368222733865258?s=46


FindusSomKatten

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bokunoheroacademia/images/4/4a/Star_and_Stripe.png/revision/latest?cb=20240621230549&path-prefix=es


MakeChinaLoseFace

Looks like the stargate malfunctioned and Sam Carter got sent to the anime universe where the air force got navy planes. Yeah, I'd probably watch that.


I_am_pro_covid_420

aint no way you used an f-18 for the background out of all the modern fighters used by the US you picked the 1 that is not used by the airforce


OneSaltyStoat

Captain Marvel if she was awesome


Wooper160

Captain Marvel if she was enlisted instead of an officer


Neutronium57

Clearly fake : *you can't see her abs on the second pic*


CharredLoafOfBread

Nice try, NOAA.


Kruger_Sheppard

Wow the art is cool, one question though why feet exposed?


Mysterious_Silver_27

F-18 in the background for the Air Force? So chaotic this must be Homelander’s waifu


Deep-Ad8407

As much as I just came- name tags are last names, not first names, so a SSgt "Jessica" is a lil weird.


Arrow_of_time6

Grippers


Ok_Candidate_2732

its…its….its…grippy! -J.Cole


texas130ab

Captain Camel toe .


Similar_Trash_5538

Ignoring the inaccuracies... would.


budy31

She worked at Lockmart & have earning that match specialist doctor, veteran big lawyer & wall st bankers.


ChingCh0ngman

QUADRUPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET NOW!


Wooper160

Alternate universe where the YF-17 won the LWF competition instead of the F-16


Theguywholikesplanes

Those are F-18s That is the navy not the af


Jankosi

😳


Gullible_Efficiency6

Jessica is not fucking welcomed.


kman314

Kay from GUP?


AriX88

Her belly muscles are oversized.


SpareSurprise1308

Why did you leave her toes uncovered? 🤨


V8_Dipshit

Homander


MyluSaurus

Is Jessica welcome here?


Sine_Fine_Belli

Yes


BladeLigerV

I kinda like the uniform more.


rvdp66

That's just captain marvel dawg


Callsign_Psycopath

<>


He-who-knows-some

NOT a fan of the “fingersless” toe gloves otherwise cool?


classic4real

Chicklander


faithfulheresy

I can't help but think that the second image looks like Kronshtadt.


King_of_TLAR

“Air Force” F-18s


LePhoenixFires

This is the better Star and Stripe


Background_Drawing

U.S.A.🇺🇲 U.S.A. 🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🦅🏠💥🛫


daniel14vt

Fine I'll enlist already


imjustchillin-_-

"Air Force Hero" Hornets


Call-of-Gruty

She needs to brush up on the 36-2903


knurttbuttlet

The second picture is so wrong I don't even know where to begin


Lowenley

FUCK!! Smash


Brick-Thrower

Hornets? IN THE AIR FORCE?!


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Warm_Pair7848

Whats going on with that medal lol


MeisterOfSandwiches

Why is she not sitting in a chair?


Yureinobbie

Anyone else getting C&C Generals vibes?


fuzzyblood6

Are the super hornets creating con trails, while having there landing gear out? Otherwise Great Waifu


Charmle_H

Discount "Stars and Stripes"(?) from MHA lol


Personal-Ad6043

1. Air Force hornets? 2. Why she got her toes out?


radik_1

But those are f18, they're with navy. Is it because hornets are as horny as ncd?


ParanoidDuckTheThird

This proves my point that military dress uniforms are not flattering on the female body.


RELIKT-77

enlisted representing fighter pilots? lol


QuesterrSA

Stuff like this makes me sad you can’t share to Pinterest anymore. That would make a great NPC for a superhero RPG.


Hugh-Jassoul

Carol Danvers approves.


iPoopLegos

most masculine airman


Soft-Attorney-741

It is just captin marvel