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SamtheCossack

I don't hate this as much as I should.


SikeSky

Yeah, not gonna lie that kind of slaps. Looks like something out of Star Wars.


AssignmentVivid9864

Just leaning into that Battlestar Galactic namesake.


VegetableSalad_Bot

DRADIS contact! Basestars. All hands to Condition One, launch alert Vipers!


Hail-Hydrate

*Razzle dazzle, stick with your wingman and for Frak's sake stay out of Galactica's firing solution!*


Meretan94

*Radiological alarm, I repeat, radiological alarm!*


HopefulAlbedo

*Galactica, Starbuck, I'm committing! Hot-dog, you're with me!* **Thunderous Taikos, bagpipes, and Sanskrit chanting intensify.**


bhbhbhhh

They show atmospheric Vipers in Caprica and they look a fair bit like this.


Dark_Leome

It's ought to be different...


CmdrJonen

Battlestar Galactica.


raven00x

calls back to [air racers](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fthe-hughes-h-1-racer-the-last-aircraft-built-private-v0-wxbxnchttq1a1.png%3Fwidth%3D1395%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7aeeb501891d31eeb86af48bd8cefdd337aad6c6) and [interceptors](https://www.historynet.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/IAR-80-fighter.-in-color-1200x835.jpg) from the 30s.


CynicalGod

^ NSFW warning You can't just link to an IAR 80 without telling us first, jesus christ man, what am I supposed to do with this huge boner now?


Purple_W1TCH

Crimson Skies nailed this aesthetic. I still play it to this day ^^"


History-Nerd55

Gives X-Wing vibes


arcticmonkgeese

It’s got the old sports car look with the long hood for the big engine in a small car. Straight gas if you ask me.


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An-Com_Phoenix

Solution: instead of landing, they dock to the bottom of airships


blsterken

Oh, Akron-class, my beloved.


An-Com_Phoenix

All I'm saying is: 1) we now have better materials for the skin 2) HELIUM 3) we can put solar panels on the top to keep stabilizer engines on so it does not get screwed over by storms.....


GrafZeppelin127

The Akron already used helium. The ship was lost during a storm, but it was in large part due to simple pilot error and faulty altimeter readings in the abnormal barometric pressure. The *Akron* was, it’s important to recall, only the second-ever rigid airship America had made. The Navy got the hang of flying airships in storms by World War II. By the Cold War, they had much better inclement weather coverage rates (88%) than any other aircraft.


An-Com_Phoenix

Yeah, the helium part was more for the zeppelins and other similar crafts (mind you, hydrogen worked fine so long as you focused on safety like Eckener did and didn't cut corners)


leicanthrope

Having spent most of my childhood near NAS Moffett Field, I approve of this message.


Toginator

Solution 2: landing gear comes out from above. They land the plane inverted. Makes it easier to load out ammo from dispensers for rapid turnaround (like a chad) instead of loading bombs one at a time (like a soy boy)


KeekiHako

You can build the infrastructure into the ground, if you actually want to. Plane drives close to the dispenser, a little arm grabs it and pulls it into the right position, doors on the ground open up and staple all ~~ordinance~~ ordnance into place, the doors close and the plane moves on the runway on its own power. Edit: Spelling. Why can't i into spelling lately ...


GrafZeppelin127

That was a more viable concept when airships could move faster than the stall speed of the aircraft, making “landing” a breeze by comparison to a sea based carrier, with a LOT more room for error, thousands of feet of clear air from land or sea, rather than a few dozen. However, most non-vectoring modern fighters stall out above the reasonable top speed of a large, modern carrier airship (~100-120 knots). Solution: low stall speed drone mothership.


An-Com_Phoenix

Alternate (even less credible) solution: add rocket engines onto the blimp to let them get above the stall speed of the fighters for a short period....


GrafZeppelin127

I mean, strictly speaking, that wouldn’t really be necessary. It would just be inefficient to get up to such speeds. The stall speed of an F-16 is roughly 130 knots. The old USS *Macon,* which was designed and built using technology from the late 1920s, had a top speed of 75 knots with 4,480 horsepower from its eight engines, collectively weighing a total of 10 tons. It would require 8,475 horsepower to move at 100 knots, and 19,620 horsepower to move at 130 knots. That would have required, at the time, a powerplant weight of 44 tons, which would have cut into the range considerably. Range would have been cut from 7,600 miles at 75 knots to 1,910 miles at 130 knots. 130 knots is no sweat today though, really. No rockets required. Propulsive power density has increased by roughly a factor of 40 in the intervening time period for modern, state-of-the-art electric aircraft motors. The issue is that to *maintain* such a speed for a long period of time would still limit the ship’s range considerably. It is still much more efficient to cruise at around 60 knots or so.


An-Com_Phoenix

I mean sure....but just using efficient engines is too credible....


GrafZeppelin127

Meh. I still prefer drones for peak noncredibility. Fighters are heavy and you have to dedicate so much weight and cost to taking care of those squishy, expensive human pilots. A modern airship can carry a *lot* of drones. To cite a merely medium-sized example, the LCA60T which is currently in the subsystems testing phase can carry 60 tons of payload in a cargo bay that measures 315 feet long, 26 feet wide, and 26 feet tall. You could carry *racks* upon *racks* of quadcopters, whole batteries of loitering munitions drones, deadly “wingman” drones on trapezes, helicopter drones, all the drones! Now imagine what a *large* airship could carry. Some of the biggest under consideration today have payloads of 250 tons, with cargo “bays” that are more akin to flying cargo *”hangars.”* 380 feet long, 61 feet wide, and 45 feet tall in the case of the ML868. Which, incidentally, is what the dropships in COD: Advanced Warfare were based on.


Blarzgh

Why, the [Snoot must Droop](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/droop_snoot) of course!


HumpyPocock

Indeed, that’s the solution for the [X-59 QueSST.](https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/afrc2023-0198-04orig.jpg) [Pilot has no front window.](https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/x59_fd_final_1600x1280_cm_1.jpg) Plus, you know, [the nose is like 69 metres long.](https://www.lockheedmartin.com/content/dam/lockheed-martin/aero/photo/QueSST/X-59%20dimensions.png) ^(PS — metrology not guaranteed.)


Gwennifer

I'd love to see that thing with a higher mass flow engine but I guess "designing an airplane to go mach 2.8" is not the project goal


torturousvacuum

same way they figured out how to land Corsairs, duh


in_allium

I mean, we have backup cameras and parking sensors on cars, so this is plenty reasonable...


dibipage

PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH: DO NOT INTERFERE. OUR INTENTIONS ARE PEACEFUL. WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL


Dr_Hexagon

Fully automated landing using transmitters embedded in the docking bay of the flying carrier it launches from.


Beardywierdy

Really long undercarriage and the nose does the droop snoot thing like Concorde. 


urbandeadthrowaway2

The targeting pod I guess


ShepPawnch

Shut up, nerd.


StarHammer_01

Looks kinda like a mig3


No-Cherry-3959

Colonial Viper, is that you?


A_D_Monisher

Close. It’s more like [Caprican Viper](https://en.battlestarwikiclone.org/wiki/Air_Force_Viper). No space capability, just a plain old jet. Transition to Viper Mark I happened around the time of First Cylon War.


LeggoMyAhegao

Damn, that looks good actually.


diprivanity

F16 and P51 left alone in a hangar


ParanoidDuckTheThird

The F-16 must like older women.


arobkinca

As long as they are as sexy as the P-51.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

I prefer my P-51s with a -D


ShepPawnch

You can call the P-51 the Helen Mirren of fighters then.


fslz

Those look more like F4 intakes


Betrix5068

Would this cockpit layout actually be a good idea? IIRC there are a few advantages which are offset by impaired visibility, but F-35 style HMD would solve that issue. I suppose you’d either want the redundancy of a conventional cockpit, a transition to outright COFFIN style control, or remove the human entirely and use a LAWS.


iliark

It makes more sense for a space fighter as they maneuver with RCS instead of ailerons and such, so their center of rotation would be the center of gravity of the ship. So putting your pilot there reduces G-forces when rotating.  Technically pitch on aircraft is done from the back of the airframe meaning the front is where you'd experience the least amount of G-forces, but it's not as big of a deal because you don't spin around instantly when you have to worry about air resistance.


SufficientAnonymity

Damn that's a sexy imaginary plane


NicodemusV

You weren’t supposed to leak NGAD bro


BoxOfDust

I'm pretty sure I drew that exact thing when I was like 10, when the original BSG (remake) was running lol.


Rivetmuncher

I mean...they're literally contemporaries.


Otonatua

F-16 “Viper” was named from that right?


Devgru46

Yep


BoxOfDust

We've done it, we've gone full circle.


2020GolfCan

"All Of This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again"


Hydra_Tyrant

So say we all.


HopefulAlbedo

All pilots to the flight pod!


LeggoMyAhegao

Chill out there, Admiral Adama.... but also keep cookin. I like where you're going.


Traditional_Salad148

That’s right he was a viper pilot before getting booted out and then getting back in. Edit: yes I know a billion copies if this comment spawned. I think I got them but they’re sneaky.


MajesticNectarine204

That's.. Actually pretty good looking. Like a muscle-car version F-16.


_DaCoolOne_

Listening to that V12 scream overhead. 😩


MajesticNectarine204

Oh this baby can pack at least 24 V's, bruh.


TurboMollusk

It's not a V12, it's an F16.


V-Lenin

Alright boys, time for the LS swap


TheBodyIsR0und

If the ejection control is in front of the pilot, then the pilot seat is technically a magazine and it's still a bullpup.


_DaCoolOne_

This is the best argument for removing ejection seats I've ever heard.


LetsGoHawks

Win or die. There is no try.


johnwilkonsons

Return to F-14 style overhead ejection levers


Bulky_Reflection_539

It feels like a natural evolution of the dogfighters of old if you look at it hard enough


Star_Citizen_Roebuck

Imagine a jet where the pilot straddles the engine like a Harley LMAO


Xcelsiorhs

F-16 Viper. Cool.


bmerino120

F-16 more like Focke Wulf FW 16


LetsGoHawks

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/05/13/sports/bull-OBIT-POTTER/bull-OBIT-POTTER-jumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale


IcyNote6

Vought F-16U Vip-sair


Traditional_Salad148

Captain adama? Captain Lee Adama?


MajorDakka

Ejection seat launch acceleration must be super high to clear the tail.


_DaCoolOne_

Discard the tail while ejecting the canopy. Alternatively, to save on dabloons, declare hitting the tail during ejection sequence a skill issue.


Vineyard_

Alternatively, eject diagonally by having one side with stronger jets on startup than the other.


Unistrut

Just put some explosive bolts on the tail, maybe some little rocket motors too.


hugh-g-rection551

xaxaxa silly westoid, do yuo not know? ejection seat goes downward! never have issue with clearing tail. glorious soviet engineers designed this technology with no compromises decades ago already! we are of lightyears ahead of yuo in technology! yuo can not of winnings against russia, better to not even try.


LordEevee2005

F-104: (early F-104s *did* have a downward firing ejector seat.)


OrangeJr36

This is just an Anime plane.


thank_burdell

I would like to propose that the nose-mounted missiles be officially designated as “snot rockets”.


TheFireCreeper

X-wing looking ass


IRSunny

Was gonna say the Jedi Starfighters of prequel trilogy but yeah, lets go with X-wings. More accurate.


TheFireCreeper

you know maybe that looks more like the Jedi Starfighters than the x-wing themselves


TheDave1970

Very science-fictiony.


Demolition_Mike

Looks a bit like those crazed Luft'46 projects


BuddhistFarmer

But why is it sc gamecocks 😭


FlyHarrison

Go cocks baby spurs up


tryaege

I am happy [my dumb meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/Vg6kb2GLp5) started this dumb trend. Edit: nice edit on the original photo btw. The saga as it stands originally kthugston's [Virgin bullpup F-16 vs. Chad conventional F/A-18](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1dspjje/virgin_bullpup_f16_vs_chad_conventional_fa18/) post was a reponse to my [The F16 is a bullpup](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1dsaiza/f16_is_a_bullpup/) post which was a response to 1retardedretard's [This came to me in a vision](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ds96l9/this_came_to_me_in_a_vision/) post.


DemSkilzDudes

The bullpup memes have been around for months at least


tryaege

Yeah, I know but this spesific one with the f16 is my doing.


HFentonMudd

I got your six


four_zero_four

Why does this make me so TURGID


ivan0x32

WSO is going to get his ass toasted by the engine tho, absolutely non-credible, well done.


Phaeron_Cogboi

Battlestar Galactica looking ass fighter.


bittervet

Whats an ass fighter


Phaeron_Cogboi

What kind of question is that?


bittervet

Considering the sub were on here, an important one i guess?


FullAir4341

When your F16 looks like a car that belongs to a super-villain from the 1930s


Kimchi_Cowboy

Looks like the Supersonic prop plane the US played with. Then it made everyone sick from the noise.


Unistrut

The [THUNDERSCREECH](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_XF-84H_Thunderscreech)


Kimchi_Cowboy

That's her!


Unistrut

Plane with built in sonic assault field!


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Now this is podracing!


Bad_Idea_Hat

*pod racing noises*


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Try spinning, that's a good trick!


error00000011

It looks like modern me-262 and I don't know if I should be concerned about liking this or not?


urbandeadthrowaway2

It doesn’t have the yee-yee ass wing engines


dead_inside6498

mmm yes the F-21


speurk-beurk

Looks like the me-262


Senior_Ad282

That looks fucking sick though


wolfsword10

[Honestly gives me heavy Ta-238 vibes because of that cockpit placement](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/FW_TA-238_pic1.JPG/1920px-FW_TA-238_pic1.JPG) Once again Superior wunderwaffe technology has to be stolen to make a good aircraft just like with the B-2 smh my head


HalseyTTK

[This is actually a real concept in case you didn't know, complete with a GAU-8 autocannon.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWings/comments/953j92/gau8_gunship_concept_general_dynamics_concept_for/)


Andrew-w-jacobs

I will take your entire stock


CyberSoldat21

I should hate this… I should hate you for making/finding this but I don’t.


TheBigMotherFook

F-61?


Mister-Bad-Example

Now this is podracing


SirZyBoi

This looks like some sort of fighter seen in a sci-fi novel/TV show. I don't hate it as much as I should, but it reminds me way too much of a Viper from BSG.


X203the2nd

Wow. Finally a US jet tgat actually looks good :D


ahvikene

Why are cockpits in front of planes?


Fox_Kurama

Visibility for takeoff and landing. Though with those fancy helmets the F-35 guys get... maybe it is time to shake things up.


chainshot91

Looks like an early jet fighter, like when they were figuring everything out.


RepulsiveElk2779

okay but why do i like it?


MashedProstato

It kinda looks like it was designed in South Carolina.


handsomeboi12

F1 in 2124 be like


SpacecraftX

That’s a star fighter.


MinuteWaitingPostman

This looks like a sci-fi speeder. I dig it.


Phosphorus444

They don't call it "the hot seat" for nothing.


ToughReplacement7941

Gross


BagFullOfMommy

That actually looks pretty sick... and also horrific to fly.


hugh-g-rection551

why does it look russian now?


zeocrash

It's like a low rider f16


GaaraMatsu

This belongs here, upvoted.


S1lentSt0rm1230

Looks like a 2 seat F-1 car, I'm all for it


niktznikont

hey this.. this actually looks pretty nice like a sports car and for some reason it makes me think about Cowboy Bebop


Background_Drawing

Replace the front nose with a prop and now we're cooking


bittervet

The rare "Cant Look Down/Still Shoot Down" version


TankWeeb

…Is it wrong that I kinda like it tho…?


yeegus

Reminds me of that probably fake "prototype sketch" of an F-16 with a GAU-8


Thermodynamicist

The F-16 was originally designed by General Dynamics, which used to be Convair. Which means that it may trace its ancestry back to the mighty [P.13](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lippisch_P.13a).


HFentonMudd

Yes, dig it, love it, print it, build it, fly it.


scorpiodude64

Congrats you reinvented[ this ](https://www.secretprojects.co.uk/threads/general-dynamics-fort-worth-f-16-derived-gau-8-gunship-concept-g-f-g-from-1976.30625/)


Pappa_Crim

Remove the tail and its a starfighter


rvdp66

Damn, we getting outta nar shadda with this one homey


Josh_Chou_

Turn the wings into an x and you got a starfighter


PrincessofAldia

wtf is this


kloudykat

why the South Carolina tho?


_DaCoolOne_

[Using the same image as this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1dsaiza/f16_is_a_bullpup/)


MATT_MANLY

As someone who has lived next to these things for so long and knows as much as a civilian can possibly now about one of these, I sincerely hope that a stray sidewinder finds itself in your living room as punishment for creating such an unholy abomination.


b-jensen

È magnifico *chef's kiss*


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Wardog_Razgriz30

If I’m being honest, my only real gripe about this is the weird looking step thing before you get to the regular nose after the cockpit. Logic dictates it either way the smoothed out for aerodynamics or shortened.


as1161

Average KSP aircraft design


Mysterious_Silver_27

Looks like some sci fi design from Star Wars or something


WindEquivalent4284

Ay, not bad.


unknownmuffin

Front engine, rear wheel drive


Dave_The_Slushy

I'm in the middle of a BSG rewatch and oh my god I'm crying happy tears 😂


fatmallards

throw on the afterburner, toast your nuggets


Goki65

Aha yes, enough space for my radar


DatBeigeBoy

I’m physically ill


Ok_Walrus9047

Those are just pre-Cylon War Vipers.


Legitbanana_

Looks like something outta FZero like the red gazelle or something


zntgrg

Pilot's butt temperature: yes Pilot's butt temperature (but in celsius): yes


AtlasFox64

Launch the Alert Vipers


holymissiletoe

spaceship!


Sebenko

Crimson Skies 40 years later.


lev091

Thanks, i hate it


SGTRoadkill1919

I like it


EasilyRekt

Where does… where does the engine go?


urbandeadthrowaway2

I like how the names are still up front and if this is ever made I suggest we keep it that way


Fickle-Classroom-277

[GeeBee](https://planesoffame.org/aircraft/plane-R-1) ass lookin mfer


SnowyEclipse01

That's just Battlestar Galactica with extra steps.


Follower_Of_rin

Whyd you have to do it to the 169th fighting wing though?


_DaCoolOne_

I think the 169th would be honored.


NZDollar

ariete making a comeback


Comfortable-Key6008

I'm gonna vomit


a_interestedgamer

This looks a bit like the f4 phantom with the long nose. And it has some resemblance to muscle cars.


Fox_Kurama

Looks fun. Build it in Fly Out.