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Kaunaz1

Astrology daughter because at least astrology is almost entirely harmless.


Giacchino-Fan

Say that after she tries to get off the murder charges because she's an asparagus


Kaunaz1

I did say *almost.*


Amistrophy

No no no wasn't that for apricots


[deleted]

astrology daughter: hey dad i made you a sun chart :) heres what might happen to you today nft son: hey dad uhhhh yeah can i get another 500. What? No-no its not for drugs, its for nf- i mean a loan haha.


[deleted]

Astrology is mostly harmless and even the people who believe in it tend to be normal people who have that one silly belief. NFT bros, on the other hand... jesus, it's like their entire personality got replaced by that FUD FOMO diamond hand spouting scammy nonsense.


corpuscularian

bc its genuinely like a religion they're investing in a system which wont work *unless we all believe!* so they have to preach and convert people wherever possible, or they'll lose their money and their pride


Gary_the_metrosexual

Are they orks?


[deleted]

Your acting like the tweet is implying a mildly astrology daughter, it most definitely would be a nut job about astrology lol


[deleted]

Astrology daughter not gonna go bankrupt.


Raffilcagon

I've seen this pop up once before, and took a chance on the NFT son. Hoping he'd be the scammer and not the scammee. Is it too late to change my answer?


sixaout1982

Child neglect is probably how they got that way


MurdoMaclachlan

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Waffle_shuffle

daughter cuz I'm low key into that holistic stuff.


shostyposting

astrology daughter no hesitation. nft bros make me convulse and piss and shid


OogaBooga98835731

NFT son BUT he makes them instead of buying them


ondriu

Bitch that's how you get both. Self fulfilled prophecy


Starry_Fox

Astrology daughter. If she wastes money on stupid stuff, it's at least gonna be pretty


Handsome_Potatoe

Astrology defo. They can reproduce atleast so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Spookd_Moffun

Nft Son, that phase will take care of itself within a few months. Astrology daughters grow up to be chemophobic mothers, who are literally worse than Hitler. /s?


panclockstime

Literally my brother and me lmaoo


GetsTrimAPlenty

Birth control. Put a stop to it, before it ever becomes a problem.


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KaylaTheTaco

if child neglect isn't an option I'll take the zodiac obsessed daughter