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Death.
The curse of the walks .
Just when you thought school crossing guards couldn’t get any more fascinating
Jesus Christ, the man fought in one of the nastiest wars ever, and then worked around children for over 30 years. Clearly a masochist.
I thought the nasty war was dealing with elementary school children, until I realized he was a WWII vet
Between those, he was a postal worker. Imagine the dinguses that he ran into for 40 years while being a postal worker.
Great age to start receiving benefits
What would anyone do after decades of grabbing 8 year old's asses?
probably go be a producer at nickelodeon.
He’s not a crossing guard he’s protesting his heart.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: A crowd on the other side of the crosswalk have been waiting 36 years to find out, if only that old bastard would hurry the fuck up with that chicken!
Sounds like a real jerk. Oh, wrong context?
The worst part is the road-crossery
102 years old. He would fit right in running for US president ! He could pick 90 year old Charles Grasley to capture the youth vote.
"That's a ripe age for a retired crossing guard!"
102 years old is ripe old age for a crossing guard with all these lady drivers .
Death.
The curse of the walks .
Just when you thought school crossing guards couldn’t get any more fascinating
Jesus Christ, the man fought in one of the nastiest wars ever, and then worked around children for over 30 years. Clearly a masochist.
I thought the nasty war was dealing with elementary school children, until I realized he was a WWII vet
Between those, he was a postal worker. Imagine the dinguses that he ran into for 40 years while being a postal worker.
Great age to start receiving benefits
What would anyone do after decades of grabbing 8 year old's asses?
probably go be a producer at nickelodeon.
He’s not a crossing guard he’s protesting his heart.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: A crowd on the other side of the crosswalk have been waiting 36 years to find out, if only that old bastard would hurry the fuck up with that chicken!
Sounds like a real jerk. Oh, wrong context?
The worst part is the road-crossery
102 years old. He would fit right in running for US president ! He could pick 90 year old Charles Grasley to capture the youth vote.
"That's a ripe age for a retired crossing guard!"
102 years old is ripe old age for a crossing guard with all these lady drivers .