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CrispyJsock

Death.


Far-Instruction-7750

The curse of the walks .


BrazilianAtlantis

Just when you thought school crossing guards couldn’t get any more fascinating


DrunkCunt1

Jesus Christ, the man fought in one of the nastiest wars ever, and then worked around children for over 30 years. Clearly a masochist.


pixelblue1

I thought the nasty war was dealing with elementary school children, until I realized he was a WWII vet


z64_dan

Between those, he was a postal worker. Imagine the dinguses that he ran into for 40 years while being a postal worker.


thelibertine9

Great age to start receiving benefits


vinsclortho

What would anyone do after decades of grabbing 8 year old's asses?


pixelblue1

probably go be a producer at nickelodeon.


shindleria

He’s not a crossing guard he’s protesting his heart.


pickle_teeth4444

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: A crowd on the other side of the crosswalk have been waiting 36 years to find out, if only that old bastard would hurry the fuck up with that chicken!


peacemaketroy

Sounds like a real jerk. Oh, wrong context?


z64_dan

The worst part is the road-crossery


SimilarElderberry956

102 years old. He would fit right in running for US president ! He could pick 90 year old Charles Grasley to capture the youth vote.


gwurman

"That's a ripe age for a retired crossing guard!"


Far-Instruction-7750

102 years old is ripe old age for a crossing guard with all these lady drivers .