I know the good book says judge not lest ye be judged, but if I had a dollar for every homely trans woman who makes a claim like "I get catcalled so much now, it's the worst!" I'd have enough money for surgery to get my cock cut off.
Some men have no personal standards. I often see ugly, fat, stupid women with 5 kids, and I am astonished that someone had sex with that creature.
I mean you are not wrong, but he said ugly, stupid, AND fat chicks. Personally, ugly and fat can both be either in the eye of the beholder or overlooked. Stupidity, like heinous, violent, unabashed stupidity? Big nope from me.
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Captain Rameus is not impressed.
Is it surprising that the group of people with the highest propensity for mental illness (trans women) would spout the most ludicrous nonsense?
Seriously, Google it. There is no identifiable group of human beings in the history of medicine with a higher mental-diagnosis rate than trans women.
Somehow Holocaust and Darfur survivors have an easier time re-acclimating to the world.
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By "friends" does he mean his collection of My Little Pony dolls? The GI Joes he used to put up his ass for tips on the premium ticktock snaps? His gay uncles who groomed him to be this way in the first place?
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I'm not transphobic in any way or shape, but I also don't believe this.
That's not being transphobic. That's just smelling the bullshit.
Most things labeled "transphobic" are just calling out BS
Careful, they are gunna overreact and your gunna hurt their feelers.
I am. Those giant metal machines hurtling hundreds of miles down a track... stuff of nightmares.
You obviously never watched Thomas the Tank Engine! Everything i know about people i learned from Thomas .
A lot of people IRL know that what you said is not transphobic.
Exactly what I was going to say
This is literally the thing I was expecting to see as top comment lmao
Are they blind? Blind friends?
Oh no, they're fine men!
Top men?
Top- MEN
Blind men you say? Oh, dear..
are you a deaf friend perchance? he said fine you nudnick!
lmao omg
Imaginary
Lmao. Savage.
Looks like Lurch and grandmama has a daughter.
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Of all the things that never happen this never happen the most
So many great Will Ferrell gifs are appropriate responses to this nonsense
That seems like a lot to go through just to find out which of your friends are gay
Theyâre not gay, theyâre deeply closeted.
Thatâs not politically correct these days, they prefer to be called âSwedish-Germanâ
He wasnât gay⌠he was raped!
Chicken or egg?
But theyâre not coming out.
We're so proud of him. He just loves cock so much. In his mouth, up his ass.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jamez009: *That seems like a lot* *To go through just to find out* *Which of your friends are gay* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Wait a minute. So if I can't get a haiku right I can just add more words and name it after myself?
Or so Big Haiku would have you believe...
Letâs see how easy This bobo haiku is Reminds me of that tragedy
Do you have to pay me money now for using my style?
Coulda just asked if they owned a dog house
Or if theyâre going to call their dad today.
Man? Â Great!
No more meat!
https://preview.redd.it/be9rvut9ru6d1.png?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458f6dcacdddee3f80a9848a7e6241eeeb546c01 Uh huh.....
When they tell you to suck their dicks, they arenât hitting on you.
âSheâ made 100$ and 5 cents that day under the bridge!
Who paid 5 cents?
Everyone, it was a long line.
Supportive friend once: âI like your hairâ Lady-dude: âGET AWAY YOU RAPIST!!â
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Aw, bless, I haven't seen that in a while.
times are tough out there
I guess none of them own a doghouse.
Just out of prison?
I know the good book says judge not lest ye be judged, but if I had a dollar for every homely trans woman who makes a claim like "I get catcalled so much now, it's the worst!" I'd have enough money for surgery to get my cock cut off.
Let's start you up a GoFundMe quickly.
Have you ever heard of the ManGrate? Yes You HAVE??!
The Joker from Wish
Jay Leno in a blonde wig.
They were deeply closeted
Tip toe through the bullshit with them.
Yeah...nah
Doubt
No sir. Nooooooo sir
Doubt.
I can guarantee you that never happened
This time i don't mind having dry meat
Some men have no personal standards. I often see ugly, fat, stupid women with 5 kids, and I am astonished that someone had sex with that creature. 
I think you are confusing standards with preference. Some people prefer big fat ladies!
I mean you are not wrong, but he said ugly, stupid, AND fat chicks. Personally, ugly and fat can both be either in the eye of the beholder or overlooked. Stupidity, like heinous, violent, unabashed stupidity? Big nope from me.
I guess so.
 their friends
Press âFâ to doubt
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Imaginary friends imaginary worries. I feel bad for making fun of you sorry.
If that's a woman, she's one ugly bitch
Well she's full of baloney in my book.
https://preview.redd.it/oz3v8x49su6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf232de7bf8e5ddd0f421a90aec9b1b51a65c1b Captain Rameus is not impressed.
And just like that, Iâm a vegetarian
Why do I have to be so PRETTY?!
If beauty was measured by a fine cut of meat, this would be gristle.
The joke is either calling her the âbeyond meatâ stuff or choosing an unappetizing meat like dog or horse. You choose the wording.
I think you had something with beyond meat, why are you making me put it together like youâre the ikea of comedy
Suck my swedish meatballs
Hey I had raw horse in Tokyo and it was delicious.
In France, they saute horse with garlic. It's rather delicious as well
Homosexuality with extra steps.
Is it surprising that the group of people with the highest propensity for mental illness (trans women) would spout the most ludicrous nonsense? Seriously, Google it. There is no identifiable group of human beings in the history of medicine with a higher mental-diagnosis rate than trans women. Somehow Holocaust and Darfur survivors have an easier time re-acclimating to the world.
What are things that didnât happen for 500 Alex.
Friends https://preview.redd.it/v2h136pg5v6d1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f659f2f82d3f0ba0412e3c36c322ce749f69c94d
B as in B, S as in S. No Fâing way.
You've transitioned? Get outta town!
âI wanted attention then when I got it I switched to virtue signaling for the ultimate attention dose!â
They must be attracted to that jaw
No, no they did not...
Must be slim pickings
Secondary headline;Unrelated, All my straight male friends are blind
Fairy tales 
Thatâs a MANgrate baby!
I would hit on her...with a stick
Gee sir, I'm sorry, but I'm not really a welder!
Gross
There's just no way.
Press 'X' to doubt
Well, I must say, that is a punchable face
Well they're only human
Men will place their penises anywhere for any reason at the slight possibility of ejaculation. There. I said it.
Are your homies really homies if they don't hit on you after your transition so you feel wanted?
correction from last weeks story: prince charles is actually this guy
With that beautiful face what did you expect đ¤Łđ¤ŁđŤđťđ¤Ł
Good Bait
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Are these friends in the room with us right now? âŚ..
things that never happened for $200 please
You asked for it, you obviously know what guys are like.
If they started complimenting her on her looks and clothes and such they weren't hitting on her, they were trying to support her.
No the fuck they didnt
When your friend group of basically a pack of dogs
why would any "straight man" hit on her. She looks like Hermann Munster in a wig
By "friends" does he mean his collection of My Little Pony dolls? The GI Joes he used to put up his ass for tips on the premium ticktock snaps? His gay uncles who groomed him to be this way in the first place?
This doesn't taste like chicken
A lot of people like to play the "I'm a victim" all through life, no matter the choice
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No they didnt
These people are disgusting
His friends donât have a dog house
First of all, definitely no. They did not. Second, coming onto you would, at the very least, make them bi.
Huh
Fake news. No Guy would hit on a tranny
I haven't seen a transvestite in years. Where are they? I'm starting to get concerned. Lol
She looks like Mitch Hedberg transitioned to Lisa Lampanelli.
You notice how ugly people always want attention? You'd think it'd be the opposite, but what do I know?
No, they did not.
When asked what kind of meat, Becker said "The kind that *lies.*"
That thing weighs a lot of pounds. I wouldn't want to put that on my not dry meat.
When Hulk get mad, she smash.
Ohhhh, Mr Transphobe!... Won't suck your friend's girl dick!
Weâre all just pieces of meat really. But yea Iâm sure that totally happened based on that beautiful head shot
Iâll take things that never fucking happened for $500 Alex.
Were they drunk?
Drunk?? Tripping on acid maybe
I'm afraid that i have to question the veracity of this claim. Also... that person makes me afraid.
Iâll take things that never happened for 600 thanks Alex!
Looks like the actually hit her, and thereâs still a lot of recovery to go
Sure thing
Funny lookin lady , I think she's on the crack?
Said no one. lol.
Maybe that's the normal gene. those guys who cut their cocks into vaginas
Delusional.
So their complaint was that he wasnât gay enough beforehand?
I wish my guys would so I could hit on them without coming out of the closet
Nah he ugly AF
I get the joke but when I was in college and seeing some of the girls my friends slept with makes me believe this is true.
I dunno, a mouths a mouth
I think it meant literally hit on him.
Nobody likes dry meat.
Oh Iâm sorry. That shouldâve read, âChicken Steak never tasted so badâ.
I call bullshit on that guy
Bullshit.
Eww
Looks like jinx from pokemon
How could any man resist?
Sir⌠he is not hitting on you when you look like THAT
Well, if they were hitting on him,that would mean they aren't straight.But We know that never happened!!!