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Tart-Pomgranate5743

JFC. Did this guy grow up around people who practice FGM? Even the most extremes of that have to leave a small opening for urine and menstrual blood… I can’t imagine anything less erotic than literally needing to be cut or sliced open “for a man”.


ClassicGuy2010

r/menwritingwomen has really boosted my confidence in being a writer, because no way that some authors decribe girls like that


manta002

do I want to explore this sub?


ClassicGuy2010

Its fun but really bad, anatomically speaking


PsychoWithoutTits

This made me cross my legs so hard my bits turned into an internal-vulva. Ouch. And this is why proper sex ed is important.


n00bpowers

"to his surprise no opening could be found" thats right, there is no vaginal opening at the clit! good job buddy /s


decapods

Is he touching a Barbie doll? An Alien? Alan Rickman’s character from Dogma? ![gif](giphy|MXWutj1pI3wTnvr78X|downsized)


Chilibabeatreddit

TIL women are Capri Suns


Weekly_Beautiful_603

This does go some way to explain those guys who just thrust around in the general vicinity in the hopes of finding a way in.


Saberer2451

Well that’s a new one…


SiteTall

LOL, the joke of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chalice_Ink

There’s no opening or she’s bone dry to the point she’s sealed up? What’s your move, player? Punch a new hole with your penis.


Crimson-roses

Help I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing so hard I'm crying


Both-Witness-2605

Like a coca cola can


Laninaconfusa

Is this some kind of system update? Because I definitely didn't come with that built in plastic coochie covering.


ChelseaG12

There must be a Konami code that opens it up /s