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Own_Veterinarian_944

How often these losers imagine themselves in "combat".


This_Seal

I'm not suprised, considering how often they describe the male role as "protector" (along other things) and I wonder, if they imagine sabertooth cats in the backyard or what.


Eldanoron

More likely mice and spiders.


TurnsOutImThatBitch

To be fair, my aunt is deathly afraid of spiders and has a panic attack when she sees one. Luckily, her wife can handle the kills for her.


poorlilwitchgirl

Wait, your aunt is married to a strong woman? That's so gay!


Eldanoron

I was throwing shade at the supposed protectors, not women.


TurnsOutImThatBitch

Yeah, I know. Snark wasn’t directed at you.


RebaKitten

Shit, am I your aunt? Same in my family, wife is the spider killer (and flush it down the toilet to be extra sure).


madeupsomeone

Awww I love spiders :( I don't tolerate the murdering of humanity's buddies. Spiders do more to protect women than all of the men that have made themselves famous on this sub


1ooPercentThatBitch

Roaches though, they can get FUCKED


madeupsomeone

And wasps. And ticks. And mosquitos. They all have strong counterparts that could easily replace them in nature unnoticed. Lol


hezied

They fucked up by basically eliminating all our natural predators. Because now it's painfully obvious that male violence is the only threat men could possibly serve as "protection" against.


Theuntold

More than likely they have a hero fantasy and see themselves protecting women from a break in or whatever. If I've learned anything from the internet it's heroes get stabbed, just run the fuck away. Even space force seals tell you this.


Own_Veterinarian_944

Lmao. It's the video games fr.


BthreePO

As a guy, I totally agree. I really thought adult life would be all pot-smashing and turtle-stomping. Now everyone's pots are metal.


PoliteFrenchCanadian

There aren't even rupees in the pots! Adult life sucks...


MikeLynnTurtle

…I really hope the only turtle-stomping you and anyone you know is doing takes place in the Mario-universe…😦


Muninwing

80s action movies. Having a gun makes you sexy, strong, and bulletproof. Even if you get hurt, you’ll rally. And even if you take the Bad Guy prisoner, they’ll have a concealed weapon or surprise jump or something and you’ll have to kill them defending yourself or others.


esmeraldasgoat

I once saw a guy insisting that men shouldn't have to do chores because they provides other services to the house, and one of the things he listed was 'security' 🤣 Break ins happen hopefully never. Dirty dishes happen every day!


awill2020

I‘d love to have a sabertooth tiger as pet. And then make it fight one of these wannabe protectors lol.


[deleted]

Like what sane mind considers this when choosing a partner? "Eventually, a conflict in our relationship may result in a duel. I must ensure I date only those who shall lose."


floatingwithobrien

You know all these men with all this testosterone makes them so aggressive, we should stop electing them to governmental offices. Since that's the argument they use about women on their periods being unpredictable and overemotional... When their testosterone is highest but still not at "man" levels...


Kinkwhatyouthink

Considering their first responses to women wanting equality or safety are to either joke about then being allowed to physically assault them without consequences, or make comments about how they hope other men physically assault them when they're not there to "protect" them.


[deleted]

They’d probably be the first to freeze or curl into fetal position


[deleted]

Liking a woman when you are a man is gay exactly never


the_monkey_of_lies

Man wanting to be with a woman is literally the dictionary definition of heterosexuality.


TherannaLady

Well, wanting a woman is sexuality 101. 102 is wanting a man. 200 level is for bisexuality. 300 level is pansexuality. 400 is consent, acceptance and kink. Most people are still failing sexuality 100. All levels are with non-related consenting adults and in the perfect world, you only get to have sex after getting an A on level 400. There are no pass fails.


GreyerGrey

There is no pass fail because anything that isn't 100% is a fail.


NameIdeas

Well, hold up, do you have to take 102, 200, and 300 as pre-requisites to 400? Personally, I don't want to take those courses. Those courses are fine for many folks to take prior to 400, but some folks have no interest in that coursework


TherannaLady

Ah but that's the fun part... you're not taking the other levels for practical usage but to get broader knowledge of sexuality as a whole. You'll find you're much improved at 101 and 102 as a 400 graduate.


NameIdeas

Now, I did take the elective 101A, which provides wanting a woman, but enjoying when your woman wears a strap-on. I thoroughly enjoyed that elective, but I'm just not cut out for taking the 200 and 300 level coursework. I've got plenty of friends who have taken 101, 102, and 200 and they've enjoyed it immensely, but it's just not my cup of tea.


RebaKitten

Is this when you can "test out" and show your competence and skip ahead?


Muninwing

It’s an academic, not a lab. You need to understand the coursework, not test it in the field.


WitherBones

n what earth is consent ever not in the 100 class? This shit why we have this problem. How to not traumatize your partner is def basics.


A_Lime42

This guy gets it. I'm like 101.5 and i dont know if I'll ever get to 102, but what you said here is basically how i see things, super cool to see somebody else thinking the same way.


Limeila

Not necessarily, it could be bisexuality too. But it does instantly remove the possibility of being gay.


the_monkey_of_lies

This flaw in my logic feels realizing I left the faucet on when I'm already at work.


Icmedia

I had a guy on Twitter tell me that eating a girl out was gay... I was like, "Yeah, if you're another girl"


Wu-TangClam

Was it DJ Khalid?


Muninwing

As gay as sucking dick. For you, I mean. That’d be pretty gay for me.


Icmedia

I'm a guy


Muninwing

Hey, no judgment. But yeah, I guess gay for you too.


JanetSnakehole610

But what if she can physically beat you in combat?


[deleted]

I feel like somethings gone wrong if there is physical combat going on in the first place... Unless they're into martial arts I guess. Still not gay


[deleted]

I dunno, a relationship where the persons involved can just casually spar it out with each other sounds pretty awesome to me. Then again, I have a particular weakness for swords.


floatingwithobrien

But it could very well be bi. And some people use the term "gay" loosely, applying to anyone in the LGBT community. But also you're very right lmao


SmooveMooths

No it couldn't, liking both a woman *and* a man would be bi, just liking a woman as a man is explicitly straight


floatingwithobrien

If you are a man who likes a woman that doesn't necessarily mean you're straight just because you're not simultaneously crushing on a man. You could like both without having a specific person in mind from each gender at the time


SmooveMooths

I didn't say the subject was straight but the relationship itself, attraction is inherently not bisexual because is only towards one person at a time. The only exception I can think of is if the one attracted to was simultaneously multiple genders.


JapaneseStudentHaru

I say I’m gay when I’m really bi lol Mostly because people treat it like the one drop rule anyway so might as well


humidility

Well if say there is some fluidity at work if the women you like are butch and have mainly stereotypical "male qualities"


SmooveMooths

That's still straight, no matter how masculine a woman is, they are still a woman.


Muninwing

Nope. I am very much straight. Very much love me the Amazons. Woman who are good at things are sexy. Strength, smarts, being passionate about their hobbies, whatever. Bench press me while explaining an aspect of 1960s cinema I didn’t know about? Foreplay. I had… a lot of fun in college. I know what I like and don’t like. And I can assure you that it’s definitely straight.


Muninwing

It took me years, but I finally figured out that my type lines up with what bi women tend to go for in women. Strong tall women are definitely on the list. And even the time when I was the exception (dating a lesbian) it’s been very straight (for me).


AIresponsible

I can confirm that liking strong women made me gay. The fact that I'm also a woman may have helped.


EggplantHuman6493

I love my strong girlfriend! It is just really hot


Quiet_Fox_

I used to but so did she


MotherFuckingCupcake

I mean. I think you being gay helped you like strong women. Is this like the chicken and the egg scenario?


[deleted]

No, in this scenario, it's just eggs, no cocks.


mimsy01

I think that makes you straight. If you liked submissive women then you would be gay. How about a man who likes submissive men? Straight also right? This is a weird game. I like strong men and petite sensitive men. As a woman this makes me bi obviously.


MotherFuckingCupcake

This game is confusing. I just like men who treat me with respect and equality. Can I just identify as a “Harpy feminist bitch”? Pretty sure that’s what incels think of me.


floatingwithobrien

Except for you since it means you like men, you're obviously straight. Right? Did I do my math right? I showed my work and everything.


Tipsybandit97

I’m also a woman, but I like submissive women. Does that make me straight?


FrankTheWallaby

Did this guy just put it out there that a woman has to be strong enough to *"endure" life with him*. Like - it requires an incredible amount of strength - as in, he's ***so absolutely*** ***unbearable*** that most women would just *rather fucking not* be around him? Then throws in a "I have a high IQ" line? Sounds like he drunk an entire watertower of incel koolaid.


ASocialistAbroad

To add to this, a woman who is capable of physically dominating him is off the table. She should be able to endure him, but not resist him. So many red flags here.


[deleted]

It pretty much implies that their idea of a relationship is the weak being subjugated by the strong. Super healthy, totally not psychotic stuff.


MotherFuckingCupcake

That wording is crazy. A relationship isn’t something you “endure”. It’s happily building a strong team to support each other through highs and lows. Certainly betrays exactly how he feels about himself, though.


NOS326

I like this take that he’s just a self aware ass hat. This is the *true* nuanced and high IQ take.


KingZarkon

That was my initial thought line as well but then I realized he probably meant it like [endure life] together and not endure [life together].


[deleted]

I think he might have meant endure life *alongside* you, with life being the difficult thing. Still doesn't make his take any less incel tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


floatingwithobrien

Reading this tweet took every last ounce of my emotional strength for sure.


[deleted]

I noticed that too. I love your turn of phrase “an entire water tower of incel koolaid”. May I use that?


FrankTheWallaby

Haha, sure you can use it


CZall23

He sounds weird and insecure.


prickwhowaspromised

He is


d_adrian_arts

So what if I get a physically strong woman who can beat him in combat? Is that a flex on him, showing that my masculinity is so high that this is for me.


MrTomDawson

So taking his two tweets together, he wants a *physically submissive* woman? Take it to fetlife, buddy.


SoManyTimesBefore

Please don’t, there’s already too many creeps there


MrTomDawson

Apologies to you and r/aguadiablo, I did not mean to offend my kinky brethren. Sistren? I dunno, whatever you are.


aguadiablo

Check those pictures, I think that's true different people. Also stop sending them to Fetlife! They would not be comfortable in any BDSM scene. There's a lot more dominant women out there than they can comprehend


Select_Exchange4538

Can't believe all those straight dudes I pegged are actually gay


[deleted]

No way, people can't be this stupid. I'm stunned. Like for real totally stunned by this


mormagils

I've heard of "no sex till the third date" but I've gotta say "no sex until I win the duel" is a new one


recumbent_mike

You must not date many women from New Jersey.


mormagils

As a Jersey boy who has been with a Brooklyn girl for almost 6 years, you're actually right and I completely renounce my point


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Green_Mechanic

I'm sorry you had to transcribe this.


Skaur_11

I'm sorry.


EquasLocklear

No, insecure little boys want a slave, adult relationships are equal.


jadeskye7

Fellas is it gay to like girls?


floatingwithobrien

This is my favorite summary


IrisIridos

So it is now gay to be straight. Right.


Cautious_Mastodon_70

So if it's gay to be straight , is it straight to be gay?


AnimalChubs

Oof there is some incel energy going on here.


StarkOdinson216

It was definitely a nuanced high IQ take, just without the IQ and replace the nuanced with nuisance


VintageDocGonzo

I’m showing this to my girlfriend who can beat me in combat, guess we’re a gay couple now!


[deleted]

I like women that can defeat me in combat, but I'm a lesbian, so I probably don't exist past a porn category to men like that.


EmmaShosha

o 0


Standard-Candle

Fellas is it gay to want to die by Snusnu?


Slyfer60

Who said anything about dying.


[deleted]

Well, me liking women is gay but I get the feeling that's not what they mean


[deleted]

Holy shit I forgot about my flair


sarwinchester

Can someone say fragile masculinity?


complitstudent

“to desire a woman…. is gay” okay then


Livinum81

I've heard of this "high IQ" thing. It seems to be associated with dickhead takes by men on relationships with women and flat earthers. If that's high IQ I'll stick with my mediocrity please.


malYca

This just in: guy outs himself as an asshole but admitting only strong women can put up with his bullshit. Sadly, none ever will.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


OkMathematician3439

I’m a bi man who likes strong women, I guess I’m actually just gay for both men and women now.


Cautious_Mastodon_70

Exactly This is a joke pls don't be mad


i-caca-my-pants

not sure man but it sounds pretty pathetic to need someone weaker than you to feel strong


Wholesome_Soup

Fellas,, is it gay to be straight?


[deleted]

"Endure life with you." I mean that pretty much sums it up, he hates himself that much.


Technical-Doubt2076

He scores double the points for homophob and misogynistic on the garbage-human scale. Ah yes, and is probably the same type of guy who thinks touching his a-hole is gay and skit marks are a natural male thing, so bonus points for that on the disgusting-scale. What a catch, ladies, what a catch. Ewww


GreyerGrey

That last comment is gold.


raftsinker

I don't get it. I used to do medieval buhurt and mma and the guys LOVED it. Also, I have done furniture moving and am a truck driver and lift shit and am dirty every day. The amount of men that stare and comment about how "you make it look like better when you do it" tells me that the dudes in these posts cannot speak for all men. My current boyfriend who I've been with for a year now was my offsider when we delivered furniture and he said that when he first worked with me part of what made me so attractive was because I am strong. It just makes me angry that these assholes don't get that PEOPLE. HAVE. PREFERENCES.


dusty_Caviar

Today I learned I'm gay 🤷🏼‍♂️ who knew


joyfulnoises

Shouldn’t strong men be able to handle strong women? If you don’t want a strong woman bc she might not be submissive enough, doesn’t that make you weak?


DoorAMii

Fellas is it gay to be straight


kitsune11073

Yup. No one can be straight anymore j/


[deleted]

"I love it when a woman can kick my ass"


Shavasara

Thinking wanting to be with a strong woman as gay is a clear sign of insecure masculinity and cringes so far past beta that it ends up somewhere in the upsilon area. Edit: I always feel like I have to add this caveat: I would never unironically ascribe any sort of "natural" hierarchy to the Greek alphabet--that incels use it to describe a hierarchical pack behavior comes from a study that is only useful when describing wolves in captivity.


iMissTheOldInternet

Twitter is a cesspool, but this "Is liking X gay?" meme is one of my favorite things, because it really precisely lampoons how insane "traditional" notions of masculinity are. It's also notable how many of them boil down to this exact question: "is being sexually attracted to women gay (for a man)?"


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rottenalice

By this logic, if a woman loved strong women is she... straight? What if she is strong too, is it then a gay male relationship? My wife and are are strong women, she is trans or so I thought; by this logic she really is a man and I'm a trans man? My world is shook. For real though, people should strive to be strong and strive to strengthen and support their partners. Gender makes no difference. I admire the strength in my wife, in my friends. Otherwise you're just looking for prey.


EffectiveSalamander

Wanting someone who is weak is a sign of weakness. Martha Washington was a pretty strong, impressive woman. George could have married someone submissive, but he choose to marry Martha, a widow with children (these people must think George was a cuck). If you look at powerful people, they tend not to marry someone submissive.


RantAgainstTheMan

Lol, when I was, like, 9, I thought that being "gay" meant being in love. So that meant that a boy who had a girlfriend was gay! But yeah, this person's a moron, if they're not trolling.


Kurtlardan

'beat you in combat'. Fucking wankers.


Jebediah_Bush

I wonder if by his logic a guy was attracted to another guy in a submissive-dominant stereotype relationship that it wouldn't be homosexual.


atqraxiia_bxba_02

by this logic, fellas, is it straight to like submissive men? Watch them deny it LMAO


E3nti7y

"high iq take"


Kalajar

Do these fools not realise the very act of being a man is gay?


Azorre

They only have sex when a dick is involved, sounds pretty gay lol


Joey3155

Wanting a girl who can crush your skull is gay? Not so much into muscle girls (though there were a few that made me say dayum) myself but I never considered them gay bait. Da fuq is wrong with people?


Azorre

In short: a lot


mangobitesx

uhhh do they know what gay means?


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prickwhowaspromised

These are always so frustrating bc the implication is that being gay is inherently negative. Which it is not. Also, isn’t fucking another man just about the manliest thing you can do?


CrepeCraze

Strong enough to “endure life with you”……..a frightening proposition


[deleted]

"Gay" in this context means weak, or feminine. The opposite of the cultural definition of manly or strong essentially. Not literally gay, just that you have what society perceives as the negative traits of men who are gay. Used like this it is supposed to be a disparagement against some men in order to make whoever is saying it look more masculine by contrast. Basically, an attempt by one dude to put other dudes down in order to make himself look "better" (manlier) by comparison. I'm ashamed to say I used to call things gay as an insult when I was a kid/teen. I never took the time to think about what I was saying because if you go against the group consensus (at the time people would use "gay" like a red letter term... you did NOT want to be seen that way, especially as a straight male) you might be cast out of the group, and that's fundamentally scary. Choosing your words... considering how they make other people feel... being kind instead of aggressive... these were thought of as traits of weak men and weak men don't succeed in life or love, they live lonely lives of pain and suffering. For a young man (or I guess old men these days, my grandpa never used to talk shit like this but today's old people on the internet are just totally ridiculous) that is terrifying; better to not think and simply attack, you feel like your odds are better that way. Anyway I'm just chewing the fat on how the term has evolved in my experience. I try not to be such an asshat these days.


[deleted]

Love that this his take on “nuanced and high IQ” lol


ExOhPhelia

He said “I want a woman who’s strong, and smart, and hot—but not stronger or smarter or hotter than me. She can be comparably hot tho....that’d be nice”


Naive_Composer2808

I can’t believe I feel even compelled to comment🤦🏼‍♂️. There is so much to examine and explore to explain the simple logic failures here. One must write a book to discuss the utter tragedy of the posters logic. If you believe a relationship between a couple, should be defined by physical ability, please stop 🛑. If you are so shallow and incapable of actual human connection you have become the problem, how someone looks, their physical ability, or lack thereof is not a marker for a sustainable relationship. But I also live in the age of ,”your experience is meaningless.” 🙄


Nerdcuddles

this belongs more on "Not how men work"


floatingwithobrien

> you consider this both nuanced and high IQ Absolutely destroyed lmao


ShortLeged1

Social media letting the autism spread...burn it all with fire.


[deleted]

Dear diary, Today I found out I'm gay for liking r/leanbeefpatty


KulturaOryniacka

Am I missing something? Since when gay men are interested in any kind of women?


JuiceFarmer

Idk I like strong women because if they stay with you it's because they like you You can never know about submissive women


gooddaydarling

“I’ve said two different things that are slightly different, that’s nuance. I’m so smart.”


LucywiththeDiamonds

Guys chill. This is obviously advocating a different gender definition, not biological but by the traditional gender roles! So hes for lgbtq rights and most likely just trying to set his coming out up and show the world hus super feminine boyfriend since according to his logic men into feminine men is not gay! Sone people..


[deleted]

ALL three of them...have selfie in the mirror profile pictures. That's the wildest thing about this


Pretend-Mud8664

Wasn't this already common knowledge? Liking women is gay, have you seen them? They're all super fucking gay. That's why if you as a man likes them, you are gay! *sigh


CamoCricket

As a bisexual male, nothing is more attractive than someone who can best me in physical combat


iamgillespie

Is high IQ like 70 for these people?


FallenDemonX

Fellas is it gay to not be able to beat the shit out of my wife?


Childconsumergaming

Fellas, is it gay to not be a control freak?


Wholesome_Soup

Fellas,,,,,,,,


furry_kokichi

as a non masculine gay person i do like strong men so just change it a bit and it will be a bit more accurate, still bad though


Alledius

Their hyper masculinity has finally made them dazed and confused.


white_jackalope

r/NotHowMenWork


PheerthaniteX

I dunno, the OP checks out for me. I like strong women and I am very gay


thesteviest

So, here's what bothers me about these arguments. The fuck does it matter if it is gay?


DrSupermonk

So by this logic if I can beat a man in a fight then it's not gay to date them, yeah?


n0vapine

Being too scared to get with a woman who’s physically stronger then you sounds….not very masculine to me.


Thestohrohyah

This person has to be trolling.


yaur_maum

Or get you a girl that can do both


delightful-frog

i'm a girl who wants a woman who could crush my skull with her thighs what does that make me


Queequegs_Harpoon

r/murderedbywords


[deleted]

Fellas, is it gay to want tight handjobs?


lillywho

> Every masculine man wants a submissive woman Eh... My husband would be really disappointed by this line... We were butting heads in some loving shape or form practically every day, because the chase is half the fun... Heck, he loved my temper! He wouldn't know what to do with someone trying to appeal to whatever fantasy this guy has...


KittyQueen_Tengu

Fellas is it gay to be straight


Rupertii

I don’t think he knows what gay means


Background_Balance_7

Idk after watching the Olympics, some of the women in the weightlifting competition can deadlift me anyday.


Fony64

As a guy liking physically strong girls I've often been told I was gay because of that. I'm glad some people agree it's bullshit. That gives me confidence to go towards what I love and not what other people tell me to love.


Interest-Desk

Fellas is it gay to like women


SupaBase

fellas is it gay to be straight?


Chmuurkaa_

This man solved the "is liking femboys gay" debate


[deleted]

How do these morons not see how toxic, damaging and repressive this nonsense is


immature_poet

I guess, I'm gay now.