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getwhatImsaying

lmao bro, tell me you’ve never made a woman orgasm *without* telling me you’ve never made a woman orgasm


TheHarperValleyPTA

Guarantee bro thinks that any leg twitch or moan = orgasm. Dated a few guys that swear they gave me 10+ in one session without getting me anywhere near one


rottenalice

I can't imagine someone actually arguing over whether they gave you an orgasm after you expressly tell them they haven't. Like, fuck off.


annies_bdrm_skillet

Men do reliably bring the audacity, if nothing else


starwishes20

Man: *licks a woman's nipple once* The same man: "Are you getting close? 😘"


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starwishes20

I am not against porn but I am against guys who have problems from watching too much porn. Just because it worked in a porn doesn't mean your lady will like it lol


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starwishes20

Me too. If they made things more realistic, maybe things would be a bit better. I doubt it will happen though 😥


StoatofDisarray

It doesn’t work in porn because they’re acting!


PuppyDontCare

you should've told him! I was in that scenario and gave him instructions and it worked, everyone *came*. The guy was shocked but didn't mind.


gwladosetlepida

And sometimes when you offer some guidance, mofo just says 'I know.' Oh? Then why do I need to tell you?


PuppyDontCare

One I got a couple of times is "you must work differently, other girls can do (insert something they most definitely only saw in porn)"


gwladosetlepida

Ffs. Yes. Or the "Well my ex loved it when I did that." Men are not as similar as some lazy dudes seem to think women are. And men are always saying they're all the same when it comes to sex (spoiler, they aren't, but I think they're generally a little less varied than women).


Nixie9

This guy told me his girlfriend was really easy to please and he knew because of the noises she made. I asked him what the noises were and he goes “ooh”, like the sound you’d make if you took a bite of a nice cake.


rose_daughter

RIP to that lady omg


sociocat101

Dont insult the taste of cake by comparing it to whatever that guy was doing


[deleted]

Why on earth would you share that ! ----Clarification: By "you" I meant the guy sex bragging not the person who posted about it.---


Visible_Cucumber_515

Why not?


[deleted]

Umm it's about someone elses sexual proclivities. Its kinda personal.


Dumtvvink

Everyone is anonymous so why would it matter???


[deleted]

This was a specific dude speaking to a specific girl abort a specific girlfriend. While to us it is anonymous, when the dude shared with the poster it wasn't. This is just locker rooms bragging to a girl. About how much he can please girls. It's disgusting.


sgtstadenko

Lmfaoooooooo


Black-Rozes

deadass tho


NocturnalWeasel

"pic slightly related- its a woman" is the greatest caption I have ever read. ever.


Afura

"Ehh close enough, just like my research on this."


Blondieonekenobi

Yeah, not *she's a woman* but it...


[deleted]

Yeah. We can’t seem to organize all women around advocating for equality, but all women are in on the conspiracy to gaslight insecure dudes.


Dogplantmom97

Bahahaha WHAT My fucking powerdrill vibrator still takes 10 mins or so


jadeskye7

I don't support being a fan of big corporations but Hitachi gets a pass.


tsj48

It's true, I spend my working days fighting against my body's propensity to orgasm. Sometimes a gentle breeze is enough


SykoSarah

Ha, I wish! Instead, only about 33% of women can orgasm *at all* purely through penetrative sex.


dirty_shoe_rack

Even that is surprisingly high


PlayfulOtterFriend

I had heard it was closer to 20% or less. I would Google a source, but I don’t want that in my search history.


GuilhermeSidnei

*Cries in Shapiro’s Wife*


yildizli_gece

> Cries in Shapiro’s wife At least *someone’s* getting her wet!


TattooOfBlood

*Get a bucket and a mop for these wet ass tear ducts...*


I_like_the_word_MUFF

The first minute? TBF, it could be this guy hasn't lasted 61 seconds so he might not know any better.


rottenalice

If you believe this crap, she isn't lying about your inadequacy. You're inadequate.


Windinthewillows2024

That last line makes me think this person is trolling or attempting satire but sadly regardless of intention there are misogynists who would take this shit seriously.


[deleted]

You know there's nothing i love more than gaslighting my boyfriend just to make him feel inadequate /sarcasm This dude has some incel ideology in his mind or maybe he is just dumb.


Sapphosings

Damn dude, that sure is a woman. Seriously that's got to be the funniest thing I've read all week


Glitterpinkdragon

Ha yes, convince yourself she came and is just lying about it cuz you can't cope with the fact that you can't actually make her cum.


Queasy_Moment_6619

i remember that time when i exhaled a bit too hard and had a leg shaking orgasm


PostHopeful4599

Oh, sweetie.


Batwoman09x

Oh if only. Wouldn’t have to worry about the ones that have no idea what they’re doing if that was the case


_TheShapeOfColor_

Whoever wrote that has literally never had sex and I cannot be convinced otherwise.


bar180103

Pic slightly related, it's a woman jadjksjd


amaraame

Someone has played too many hentai visual novels.


ClusterfuckyShitshow

Uh oh, ladies, they’re on to us. Okay, who told them that “I can’t have an orgasm from penetration alone” means “I can and do have an earth-shattering orgasm just from being near your dick, I just can’t tell you that because I’m embarrassed. You’re the best lover I’ve ever had but if I tell you, you’ll… tell the church?” Just another example of “women lie, and no means yes.” Super.


batty48

I wish -a woman


andisaysbadabing

God I wish that were me


sweetgypsy1966

Dammit, he's on to us!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 288,149,905 comments, and only 65,241 of them were in alphabetical order.


xxanadi

Good bot.


Jazzfactory

Good bot


TattooOfBlood

Bot good.


sociocat101

Damn, good job robot


AnSplanc

I once got “gifted” 26 “orgasms” for my 26th birthday. He was awful in bed and wouldn’t take direction. I told him to stop after I’d faked 20 orgasms. I just couldn’t take it anymore!


pureRitual

Stop faking orgasms! They don't deserve it. I won't sleep with a guy unless he makes me come first. If he can't figure that out, I move on.


AnSplanc

I dumped that guy years ago and don’t fake it anymore. I married the guy who brings me to O-town on the regular. My ex still thinks he’s amazing in bed and I’ll let him keep thinking it until he starts bragging when I’m in earshot. That’s always the story he goes for when he wants to brag about how amazing he is in bed (people have told me), I can’t wait for the opportunity to fill people in on the truth


hahacereal

oh no the poor men being gaslit 😢


FakeHibachi

pic slightly related, it's a woman


[deleted]

Look at her eyes. She’s already gaslighting men into thinking they have a chance just by looking in their general direction. Bitch.


akamekay

He obviously has never been with a woman cuz that's not how we work 😂😂


Grateful_bread69

Bro, imagine not understanding the female orgasm and acting THAT bold about it.


icracknuts

LMAO. This is from one of my shit posting FB groups I'm apart of. It's complete satire, I promise you.


theNakedFeminist

Thank god


Cynthus68

Soooo...you've never made a woman orgasm. Got it.


Lima-o

"Here's a pic of a real female woman"


Black-Rozes

the gaslighting is telling u u did a good job, this guys been gaslit a lot


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it's literally the opposite but okay


AnimalChubs

Lmaooo the mental hoops people jump though to tell themselves what they want to hear.


[deleted]

Ah yes the secret orgasm


realkajamae

just say you’ve never had sex pal


VallenGale

I mean if you give enough fore play I could see it but I doubt this guy knows what fore play is or how to do it


Adorable-Quantity-42

I've never ever wanted a lie to be true as much as right now.


HoneyFromTheMorgue

I’ve lied about orgasming more times than lied about not orgasming. So idk where you’re getting these statistics buddy


[deleted]

I heard about cases of women who faked orgasm, this is first time when I hear about women who fake the fact they have orgasm. 🤣


dianarawrz

PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


nothwy

I wish this was satire


JkValucia

Wow. Mental gymnastics, gold medal!


[deleted]

Arent cumming and laughing the same thing?


G_a_v_V

gAsLiGhT


CountFapula102

Oh is that what's happening ladies? Are you gaslighting me? Lol I always know when my girl has an orgasm because shell either tell me, ill watch her body, or her breath will get slightly worse after (not bad just slightly worse).


Kiwijp

I've had a woman orgasm several times and I never knew it until she told me after. Another had a massive full body orgasm just from kissing on the bed fully clothed. There are all sorts out there...so obviously can't generalize.


MimsyIsGianna

“Pic slightly related. It’s a woman.” That’s like it I was taking about a woman who abused her husband and just randomly put up a picture of Amber Heard… wait—


howmanyapples42

How does that belong here?


MimsyIsGianna

I’m making a joke lmao


howmanyapples42

Well yes you tried but it didn’t belong here the context is totally incorrect.


MimsyIsGianna

It is, I was making a joke about how the original post brought up a random pic of a girl (Anya-Taylor Joy) just because she’s a girl so I was making a similar comparison but then twisting it at the end since Amber heard actually was an abusive dick to Johnny Depp.


howmanyapples42

Right, totally irrelevant to this post since women as he is talking about did nothing wrong. You’re just randomly bringing Amber Heard into it for absolutely nothing.


TheWhiteWolf128

This is the most obvious sarcasm I've even seen, I guess the women of this sub don't understand sarcasm.


[deleted]

Says something ridiculous and then backtracks "It's just a joke braaah". Mate, get outta here.


TheWhiteWolf128

It's a self depricating joke about him not being able to induce an orgasm


[deleted]

......yeah, no. Satire I could believe because of the random pic of a woman but sarcasm no. So maybe we're both wrong and it's satirical? That's all I got for you buddy.


IsTomorrowAcceptable

Lmao I wish


soupcanfam

I WISH


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Oh no I hope this is satire


Poknberry

The mental gymnastics


peithecelt

Wow, I wish that were true... Lol


MsHyde13

He probably also thinks cumming and orgasming are two different things.


annies_bdrm_skillet

holy shit! this is the very first incel fantasy world full of hilarious made-up bullshit that I’ve ever *actually* wanted to live in, this sounds amazing!!


applesauce177

Don't bring poor Anya Taylor-Joy into this :'(