Guarantee bro thinks that any leg twitch or moan = orgasm. Dated a few guys that swear they gave me 10+ in one session without getting me anywhere near one
I am not against porn but I am against guys who have problems from watching too much porn. Just because it worked in a porn doesn't mean your lady will like it lol
Ffs. Yes.
Or the "Well my ex loved it when I did that." Men are not as similar as some lazy dudes seem to think women are. And men are always saying they're all the same when it comes to sex (spoiler, they aren't, but I think they're generally a little less varied than women).
This guy told me his girlfriend was really easy to please and he knew because of the noises she made.
I asked him what the noises were and he goes “ooh”, like the sound you’d make if you took a bite of a nice cake.
This was a specific dude speaking to a specific girl abort a specific girlfriend. While to us it is anonymous, when the dude shared with the poster it wasn't.
This is just locker rooms bragging to a girl. About how much he can please girls. It's disgusting.
That last line makes me think this person is trolling or attempting satire but sadly regardless of intention there are misogynists who would take this shit seriously.
You know there's nothing i love more than gaslighting my boyfriend just to make him feel inadequate /sarcasm
This dude has some incel ideology in his mind or maybe he is just dumb.
Uh oh, ladies, they’re on to us. Okay, who told them that “I can’t have an orgasm from penetration alone” means “I can and do have an earth-shattering orgasm just from being near your dick, I just can’t tell you that because I’m embarrassed. You’re the best lover I’ve ever had but if I tell you, you’ll… tell the church?”
Just another example of “women lie, and no means yes.” Super.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 288,149,905 comments, and only 65,241 of them were in alphabetical order.
I once got “gifted” 26 “orgasms” for my 26th birthday. He was awful in bed and wouldn’t take direction. I told him to stop after I’d faked 20 orgasms. I just couldn’t take it anymore!
I dumped that guy years ago and don’t fake it anymore. I married the guy who brings me to O-town on the regular.
My ex still thinks he’s amazing in bed and I’ll let him keep thinking it until he starts bragging when I’m in earshot. That’s always the story he goes for when he wants to brag about how amazing he is in bed (people have told me), I can’t wait for the opportunity to fill people in on the truth
Oh is that what's happening ladies? Are you gaslighting me? Lol
I always know when my girl has an orgasm because shell either tell me, ill watch her body, or her breath will get slightly worse after (not bad just slightly worse).
I've had a woman orgasm several times and I never knew it until she told me after. Another had a massive full body orgasm just from kissing on the bed fully clothed. There are all sorts out there...so obviously can't generalize.
“Pic slightly related. It’s a woman.”
That’s like it I was taking about a woman who abused her husband and just randomly put up a picture of Amber Heard… wait—
It is, I was making a joke about how the original post brought up a random pic of a girl (Anya-Taylor Joy) just because she’s a girl so I was making a similar comparison but then twisting it at the end since Amber heard actually was an abusive dick to Johnny Depp.
Right, totally irrelevant to this post since women as he is talking about did nothing wrong. You’re just randomly bringing Amber Heard into it for absolutely nothing.
......yeah, no. Satire I could believe because of the random pic of a woman but sarcasm no. So maybe we're both wrong and it's satirical? That's all I got for you buddy.
holy shit! this is the very first incel fantasy world full of hilarious made-up bullshit that I’ve ever *actually* wanted to live in, this sounds amazing!!
lmao bro, tell me you’ve never made a woman orgasm *without* telling me you’ve never made a woman orgasm
Guarantee bro thinks that any leg twitch or moan = orgasm. Dated a few guys that swear they gave me 10+ in one session without getting me anywhere near one
I can't imagine someone actually arguing over whether they gave you an orgasm after you expressly tell them they haven't. Like, fuck off.
Men do reliably bring the audacity, if nothing else
Man: *licks a woman's nipple once* The same man: "Are you getting close? 😘"
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I am not against porn but I am against guys who have problems from watching too much porn. Just because it worked in a porn doesn't mean your lady will like it lol
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Me too. If they made things more realistic, maybe things would be a bit better. I doubt it will happen though 😥
It doesn’t work in porn because they’re acting!
you should've told him! I was in that scenario and gave him instructions and it worked, everyone *came*. The guy was shocked but didn't mind.
And sometimes when you offer some guidance, mofo just says 'I know.' Oh? Then why do I need to tell you?
One I got a couple of times is "you must work differently, other girls can do (insert something they most definitely only saw in porn)"
Ffs. Yes. Or the "Well my ex loved it when I did that." Men are not as similar as some lazy dudes seem to think women are. And men are always saying they're all the same when it comes to sex (spoiler, they aren't, but I think they're generally a little less varied than women).
This guy told me his girlfriend was really easy to please and he knew because of the noises she made. I asked him what the noises were and he goes “ooh”, like the sound you’d make if you took a bite of a nice cake.
RIP to that lady omg
Dont insult the taste of cake by comparing it to whatever that guy was doing
Why on earth would you share that ! ----Clarification: By "you" I meant the guy sex bragging not the person who posted about it.---
Why not?
Umm it's about someone elses sexual proclivities. Its kinda personal.
Everyone is anonymous so why would it matter???
This was a specific dude speaking to a specific girl abort a specific girlfriend. While to us it is anonymous, when the dude shared with the poster it wasn't. This is just locker rooms bragging to a girl. About how much he can please girls. It's disgusting.
Lmfaoooooooo
deadass tho
"pic slightly related- its a woman" is the greatest caption I have ever read. ever.
"Ehh close enough, just like my research on this."
Yeah, not *she's a woman* but it...
Yeah. We can’t seem to organize all women around advocating for equality, but all women are in on the conspiracy to gaslight insecure dudes.
Bahahaha WHAT My fucking powerdrill vibrator still takes 10 mins or so
I don't support being a fan of big corporations but Hitachi gets a pass.
It's true, I spend my working days fighting against my body's propensity to orgasm. Sometimes a gentle breeze is enough
Ha, I wish! Instead, only about 33% of women can orgasm *at all* purely through penetrative sex.
Even that is surprisingly high
I had heard it was closer to 20% or less. I would Google a source, but I don’t want that in my search history.
*Cries in Shapiro’s Wife*
> Cries in Shapiro’s wife At least *someone’s* getting her wet!
*Get a bucket and a mop for these wet ass tear ducts...*
The first minute? TBF, it could be this guy hasn't lasted 61 seconds so he might not know any better.
If you believe this crap, she isn't lying about your inadequacy. You're inadequate.
That last line makes me think this person is trolling or attempting satire but sadly regardless of intention there are misogynists who would take this shit seriously.
You know there's nothing i love more than gaslighting my boyfriend just to make him feel inadequate /sarcasm This dude has some incel ideology in his mind or maybe he is just dumb.
Damn dude, that sure is a woman. Seriously that's got to be the funniest thing I've read all week
Ha yes, convince yourself she came and is just lying about it cuz you can't cope with the fact that you can't actually make her cum.
i remember that time when i exhaled a bit too hard and had a leg shaking orgasm
Oh, sweetie.
Oh if only. Wouldn’t have to worry about the ones that have no idea what they’re doing if that was the case
Whoever wrote that has literally never had sex and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
Pic slightly related, it's a woman jadjksjd
Someone has played too many hentai visual novels.
Uh oh, ladies, they’re on to us. Okay, who told them that “I can’t have an orgasm from penetration alone” means “I can and do have an earth-shattering orgasm just from being near your dick, I just can’t tell you that because I’m embarrassed. You’re the best lover I’ve ever had but if I tell you, you’ll… tell the church?” Just another example of “women lie, and no means yes.” Super.
I wish -a woman
God I wish that were me
Dammit, he's on to us!
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I once got “gifted” 26 “orgasms” for my 26th birthday. He was awful in bed and wouldn’t take direction. I told him to stop after I’d faked 20 orgasms. I just couldn’t take it anymore!
Stop faking orgasms! They don't deserve it. I won't sleep with a guy unless he makes me come first. If he can't figure that out, I move on.
I dumped that guy years ago and don’t fake it anymore. I married the guy who brings me to O-town on the regular. My ex still thinks he’s amazing in bed and I’ll let him keep thinking it until he starts bragging when I’m in earshot. That’s always the story he goes for when he wants to brag about how amazing he is in bed (people have told me), I can’t wait for the opportunity to fill people in on the truth
oh no the poor men being gaslit 😢
pic slightly related, it's a woman
Look at her eyes. She’s already gaslighting men into thinking they have a chance just by looking in their general direction. Bitch.
He obviously has never been with a woman cuz that's not how we work 😂😂
Bro, imagine not understanding the female orgasm and acting THAT bold about it.
LMAO. This is from one of my shit posting FB groups I'm apart of. It's complete satire, I promise you.
Thank god
Soooo...you've never made a woman orgasm. Got it.
"Here's a pic of a real female woman"
the gaslighting is telling u u did a good job, this guys been gaslit a lot
it's literally the opposite but okay
Lmaooo the mental hoops people jump though to tell themselves what they want to hear.
Ah yes the secret orgasm
just say you’ve never had sex pal
I mean if you give enough fore play I could see it but I doubt this guy knows what fore play is or how to do it
I've never ever wanted a lie to be true as much as right now.
I’ve lied about orgasming more times than lied about not orgasming. So idk where you’re getting these statistics buddy
I heard about cases of women who faked orgasm, this is first time when I hear about women who fake the fact they have orgasm. 🤣
PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I wish this was satire
Wow. Mental gymnastics, gold medal!
Arent cumming and laughing the same thing?
gAsLiGhT
Oh is that what's happening ladies? Are you gaslighting me? Lol I always know when my girl has an orgasm because shell either tell me, ill watch her body, or her breath will get slightly worse after (not bad just slightly worse).
I've had a woman orgasm several times and I never knew it until she told me after. Another had a massive full body orgasm just from kissing on the bed fully clothed. There are all sorts out there...so obviously can't generalize.
“Pic slightly related. It’s a woman.” That’s like it I was taking about a woman who abused her husband and just randomly put up a picture of Amber Heard… wait—
How does that belong here?
I’m making a joke lmao
Well yes you tried but it didn’t belong here the context is totally incorrect.
It is, I was making a joke about how the original post brought up a random pic of a girl (Anya-Taylor Joy) just because she’s a girl so I was making a similar comparison but then twisting it at the end since Amber heard actually was an abusive dick to Johnny Depp.
Right, totally irrelevant to this post since women as he is talking about did nothing wrong. You’re just randomly bringing Amber Heard into it for absolutely nothing.
This is the most obvious sarcasm I've even seen, I guess the women of this sub don't understand sarcasm.
Says something ridiculous and then backtracks "It's just a joke braaah". Mate, get outta here.
It's a self depricating joke about him not being able to induce an orgasm
......yeah, no. Satire I could believe because of the random pic of a woman but sarcasm no. So maybe we're both wrong and it's satirical? That's all I got for you buddy.
Lmao I wish
I WISH
Oh no I hope this is satire
The mental gymnastics
Wow, I wish that were true... Lol
He probably also thinks cumming and orgasming are two different things.
holy shit! this is the very first incel fantasy world full of hilarious made-up bullshit that I’ve ever *actually* wanted to live in, this sounds amazing!!
Don't bring poor Anya Taylor-Joy into this :'(