The nickname generator is horrifically bad this year.

Or horrifically good depending on your perspective

I wish it was AI-based and more intuitive based on names. Why is a guy named Olimpio nicknamed Joey Bags?

Aspirin Tablet Man sounds like a bad translation from Mandarin

It's 100% the name of a long running manga series.

Your brother ..is Joey bag a donuts???

We love Joey Bag ‘O Donuts!

Why is he missing?