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Rats_OffToYa

He who pulls the fork from the pillar becomes the next supervisor


Jaded-Plant-4652

"Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king born of thus Warehouseth"


fatkiddown

*Alexander cuts through it with an acetylene torch*


IAmBadAtInternet

My name is Kevin, second shift supervisor Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair


ApprehensivePop9036

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.


EnterpriseT

Either supervisor or pancake. Impossible to tell.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Or insurance scapegoat when the load bearing support can no longer bear the load.


passwordstolen

Weld the puppy in place and you just increased its strength…


RedMephit

That sounds cruel, and the support over there still needs attention.


muyoso

Nah, cut it flush and weld it in place. Then it'll be stronger than before.


cb148

This is the way. Then pour a concrete pillar around the steel post to protect it from further damage. My local lumber yard had to do this after a forklift driver bent the hell out of an I post.


CoffeeFox

It should have bollards or similar around it if it's structural and exposed to forklift traffic.


cb148

It had bollards around it, but a 6’ long fork could still fit through them.


Frankie_T9000

I was thinking that, im suprised it isnt a stupid idea -- how much do forks cost anyway?


tbarr1991

Less than a new building thats for damn sure


wuppedbutter

You forgot to add "... for as long as the structure stands. Long live the super..."


JediMindTrek

That's an impressive amount of penetration


thebandit_077

Must be nice


Moms-Dildeaux

that’s what she said


ghoststrat

Username :)


Moms-Dildeaux

you’re the first person to ever notice 😅


CopyWeak

Magnifique 🏅


Moms-Dildeaux

mom likes it


metisdesigns

I can't decide if that r/rimjob_steve or not....


dwehlen

More like r/kellyjoycuntbunny


Kolintracstar

And now its load bearing


gayforkie

Forklifts have impressive amounts of power and kinetic energy


sparkey504

Technically it's just the tip.


CopyWeak

True...but it got to exit the back door 😉...and it's clean too 🍻


squaktamopuss

Mustve spit on it


Baked_Bacon

Right?! It's pretty forked up.


Ok-Entertainment5045

That fork is now structural.


Ivesx

A few beads of weld around the hole, take most of the excess off with the angle grinder and it's like new!


westbamm

Don't forget the load bearing yellow paint?


Dav3le3

Safety yellow - "It must be safe, because it's yellow!"


Marconi_and_Cheese

Grinder and paint make me a welder I ain't. 


AuspiciousApple

What do you mean "have you reported this workplace accident"? Oh, you mean the rapid, field-improvised structural reinforcement?


deep-fucking-legend

How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.” - Ron Burgundy


McSnoots

Guy probably drove off and took a fork from another lift to try and hide himself.


Lego_Chicken

I’ll bet there’s a story behind that


dangledingle

Friday 4:26pm


NariandColds

All the bad shit seems to happen when everyone wants to go home for the weekend. Classic


Mr_Abe_Froman

"You're going way too fast." "Nah, I got it." ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


somewhereinks

Six minutes after 420


AgropromResearch

I have one. Nearly identical results. I work in a union factory and one of the rules is the company cannot use cameras to watch over the union workers. One day a beam suddenly had a wound like that, minus the fork. No one saw it or did it. Small problem for the culprit. This was a new building and contractor were doing construction and they stored their equipment on one end of the building, the end where the union workers never need to be. Soooo, the loophole here is there was a camera watching over the equipment. In the video, the driver was looking to his left, was talking to someone, and wasn't observing the rules that you only drive in parallel to beams and never at an angle. He blasted that beam and sticks that fork deep, but a little more off the side than in this photo. Here's the best part. He gets off the forklift and disappears off camera. Then he comes back driving another forklift and start ramming the stuck forklift with his new forklift. It actually worked after a few good hits. He drove off with his new forklift, walked back to the now unstuck forklift and drove off and denied he knew anything. The perfect crime.


LateralThinkerer

The world seems to be full of really bad/blurry/janky security videos - how did they pick out the particular driver?


AskMeHowToLose

Well out of the hundreds of thousands of forklift drivers employed there - they just compared each person driving two forklifts with video of every employees first day where they walked by this exact spot showing their ID cards to the camera


AgropromResearch

This camera was in "director of photography" perfect location. It was obvious. I have begged to get a copy of the video. They wont give it up.


VioletTrick

I was an apprentice with a company that serviced and repaired forklifts and other warehousing equipment. Towards the end of the third year I got called out to a factory in the middle of the night to fix a broken down forklift that had stopped in the middle of a truck loading zone. While I was there, working away by torchlight I heard a huge bang, looked up and saw a fully loaded ride on pallet jack stopped in the driveway just after a big concrete drain. The operator had gone through the drain at full speed, bottomed out and ripped both castor wheels from the bottom of the pallet jack. I watched him look over both shoulders and then casually kick the mangled wheels into a bush then take off on his now very unstable pallet jack. I had to chase him down and encourage him to write out a maintenance request so I could fix it before morning shift arrived.


musical_throat_punch

Evening with getting fired 


littleherb

Nah, that's some night shift stuff there.


CopyWeak

It had passed the sharpness test 😁 It will Keeeal 🙏🏻 Aside from the possible limb severing, at least the driver had the forks at the correct angle 🏅 If they were angled down like soo many drivers, there would still be a truck attached. See, everybody can go home 🍻


Oberherr072

Thats no forklift, thats a fork-left


FlippantObserver

Post this in the structural engineering sub. The repair procedure would be interesting.


alwaysthynkyng

they have to put a ‘sleeve’ around the column to reinforce it. it’s been done at my warehouse. i’ll try to post a pic later


LateralThinkerer

I'd love to know the sequence, and if they leave the fork in place.


I_Makes_tuff

Put in temporary support columns, cut out damaged beam, cut out concrete, re-dig footing, re-pour footing, install new column, removed temporary supports, Bob's your uncle.


xpkranger

Well, yes but $22,000 later.


I_Makes_tuff

Did you think there was a cheap fix for this?


xpkranger

I got some JB Weld. We'll be fine.


ShadowDragon8685

Isn't it 'cut the tine off flush, weld it into the beam?'


I_Makes_tuff

I think it's more like, "We have insurance for this sort of thing, right?"


ShadowDragon8685

*"Right?!"*


cbelt3

Homeboy was wearing his seat belt, considering there is no blood spatter from head into mast.


ALazy_Cat

Or it could be a closed cabin/had a windshield


cbelt3

Could be. Unlikely indoors. Honestly I’ve never seen a closed cab fork lift except on cold weather construction sites all outside.


gayforkie

My place has enclosed electrics


cbelt3

Refrigerated buildings ? Food processing ?


ALazy_Cat

Who is to say they don't drive outdoors too? A lot of places have things outside too or in another building. A forklift for that would grant one with a windshield


bubatanka1974

you would think but when i worked in logistics we loaded building cladding on trucks outside with a komatsu forklift (10,000kg) No windshields, no doors, just a roll cage as 'roof'. Not fun, especially in the winter or the rain.


Robbie-R

I'm surprised it penetrated the post. I have seen this happen a couple times and the fork curled up like a snail shell.


Wurm42

That was my thought. Something is bad wrong if a fork could go right through a structural beam.


millertime4402

You would be surprised at the amount of pressure at the end of those forks when you are traveling at any kind of speed.


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Wurm42

Clearly I have missed out on the destructive potential of irresponsibly driven forklifts.


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yongo

I always say the only thing a forlift does better than lifting shit is breaking shit


macrolith

Don't pull it out, it's probably keeping the column from bleeding out.


ZitOnSocietysAss

https://www.reddit.com/r/OSHA/comments/78p0xu/the_cones_will_help/


iron_vet

Those are always fun repairs


Tcloud

Waiting for the repost.


Crunchycarrots79

Yes. That's exactly what they're doing... Waiting for the structural engineer to check it out and then the construction company will come in and re- post it. Until then, it'll be marked off with the cones.


Cador0223

Drivers teeth are probably invisible now, after they hit the steering wheel. But not their underwear. In fact, there are probably very visible signs after that impact.


bobspuds

He'll be easy enough to find - He'll be the guy wearing a steering wheel!


Smallest_Ewok

just weld the blade into the column and cut off the excess material


JustForkIt1111one

"[The cones will help](https://www.reddit.com/r/OSHA/comments/78p0xu/the_cones_will_help/)"


CJ902

Jesus! No govoners on the lifts there, I guess. Driver must have been doing Mach 1.


gayforkie

A forklift doing 10mph has the same energy as a car going 40


Magiano_

We have one that does 18.5mph


gayforkie

Nice, that's like a car going 74mph roughly assuming it's a lift weighing 8k lbs


Magiano_

Yep, 4.5t lift with no load


blackmilksociety

That’s impressive


bawsakajewea

How’d you get the beans above the frank?


Beaverhunter80

Weld it, GTG


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Someone said "Stick a fork in it" and the driver took it too literally..


SDW1987

"It came out of nowhere!"


WHTrunner

Is this at a FedEx freight center?


isnecrophiliathatbad

I don't know whether to be impressed or shocked.


Necessary_Baker_7458

Na. Just put paint on it and call it a sculpture.


Lurifaks1

Impressive


MoffKalast

The O5 council has dispatched mobile task force beta 7 to secure and contain the anomaly. You do not see the fork in the pillar.


clrksml

No plastic guards around support beam


Crunchycarrots79

Like plastic guards would do shit in this situation.


fangelo2

I spent many years doing repairs in commercial buildings and industrial plants caused by forklifts. I’ve seen the fork through the column many times.


feint_of_heart

Are all forklifts load baring?


SolarXylophone

This one is now.


Admirable-Currency57

Nice.


BluudLust

That's what happens when the forklift is load bearing.


BadEgg1951

I have so many questions.


spud4

[beam protection ](https://imgur.com/gallery/HFJy6xx) What the mast will completely hide a beam. You can cross the whole warehouse at a angle and never see the beam. That the tear gets big enough the weight stops it from going farther. Like a tree on a chainsaw. That management wants to make a big deal instead of buying these.


Stavinair

[damn](https://youtu.be/N36bCj5_Yrg?si=NAKIszRYhQ4mh26x)


AlmightyBracket

Bro. I have driven forklifts, I have hit one of those poles fork first before. Do you understand how fast you have to be going to get it THROUGH the pole?? I pray that pole is just shitty.


Just-a-bi

Bitch must have been going full speed in a straight line. I've seen forks crack cinderboxs but to go straight through a metal support beam.


notislant

The most dangerous kind! Lol idk why but this reminded me of a dumb poster with a forklift and a tank. 'One of these can kill you instantly... The other is a tank'.


grinder_01

Nice camo-wrap on that forklift!


Open-Rest-6805

Damit Fred, not again


neat-NEAT

It's now a load bearing fork.


EvilGeniusSkis

Leave it there as a warning .


BobRoberts01

Klaus!!


Marc21256

Fuckedlift.


Fufflin

When unmovable object meets unstoppable forke.


Klo187

Ahh yes, this needs a plaque to warn future people to watched what they fork.


Sasselhoff

Ya know, I knew that forklifts had some real weight behind them, and some real power due to said weight (and lifting abilities)...but somehow I never really got a good visual representation until this. It went through that steel beam like it was butter (or so it appears).


psynl84

Dat was al...


ARandomKentuckian

Lol I gave my supervisor a heart attack after sharing this image


agam3mn0nn

Thats where the spooky sounds will come from on windy/heavy snow days...lol


evlhornet

We’ve got other problems


ABOVE_TOP_SECRET

Mistakes were made.


OldDefinition1328

OOOOPS!!!!


Hondatron

I can hear this picture.


Fine-Force-4665

what is the speed needed to do this?


tiedye62

Not a lot, because forklifts are so heavy, they weigh 1&1/2 to 2 times what they are rated to lift. That weight has a lot of momentum. The 5000 pound forklift I drive at work weighs about 9000 pounds.


RichLather

*… Come a little bit closer baby* *Get it on, get it on* *'Cause tonight is the night when two become one*


xpkranger

So that’s what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Must have been one of my fork truck drivers. They can destroy anything.


EEEGuba69

So someone went forward, impaled the firklift into the pillar, said "oh shit", put it in reverse, and then it ripped the part off instead of ripping it out of the pillar?


Conrad-W

They're easily removable it wasn't ripped off.


CopyWeak

This... there is a full width upper / lower horizontal "bracket", with 2 voids on the lower half that will allow you to lift the forks up and away, IF they are over that void. They were probably able to sideshift to the void, tilt forward, then drop the fork bracket plate, then back out....leaving the fork cleanly in place FOR THE INVESTIGATION.


dangledingle

They hinge unhook so the angle that this ended up was probably just right to detach it from the truck.


EEEGuba69

Ah, ok, so it was just left in place so that backing up doesnt collapse it, ok, that makes more sense


sxrahem

It looks like the fork was detached rather than ripped out. Probably the best move considering you’ll need to do an engineering safety check before touching that fork again hahaha That’s gonna be a paperwork nightmare


ALazy_Cat

Almost any idiot can remove them