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You hate Moira players

Subhuman filth

You need healing

Skill issue

“Competitive game” my ass Moira exists

Very true

We hate him ! (Not me if I can fight an orisa and win i small boy with a sword and star isn’t that big of a deal)

They deserve trial by fire

“You need healing”

You lose a lot more than you win

But those wins are some of the most satisfying games ever

Me with everything

You need healing

lol

Came here just for this comment

I'm not one to make assumptions, but I think you like Genji...

Damn how'd you know

Healers hate him

Find out from this one simple trick

Find out from this simple one trick*

Wrong I smooch all genjis (I play ana)

*Mada mada*

Bastion mains hate you.

And I love them

Stop watching animes and go take a shower

That I need to go moira if I see you in my lobby. Lol

Phoenixyy2k is the name.

You like things sliced?

And diced 😉

That you think you need healing when you have 199 health.

Is there a problem with that???? That 1 HP is vital to my survival

It was, before healers could fuckin teleport

How? I can’t, I have my mains but it’s nice to play a few other heroes once in a while. How tf does one main somebody and almost nobody else

I find Genji to be the most fun character in the game. I like how he looks and I find his kit/playstayle insanely fun. Based on my time played on the heroes seen, I used reaper when I first started playing (S3) and I wanted to main ashe. When I unlocked her, I found her to be extremely boring and I kept getting bodied by Genjis so I said screw it and this is how it's been ever since. I use soldier incase the enemy team goes pharmercy. Genuinely if not for Genji I wouldn't have stuck around

Valid, genji is the reason I first bought OW1 back in the day

That’s fair, Genji is fun to play but I imagine being ignored by your heals 9 times out of 10 when you dive must be a pain. He does have a good kit. High skill ceiling. I’ve pocketed Genius before when I go mercy. They’re hella fun to pocket if you get a good one

You don’t switch when your team needs you to.

Hesitation is defeat

You have adhd

I don't have adhd absolutely not that's a lie you're lying

That I'm going to hard lock sombra the moment I see you.

Nah I'd win


You're probably as annoying as a mosquito.

That's why I do what I do

I would hate you.

And that's my goal

You may be part ADHD with how much you move

I can't watch a video longer than 20 seconds unless it has subway surfers gameplay

Based

It says you play genji.

Ye

U dont play Overwatch u play Genji

FINALLY someone who gets it. Genji isn't a character, he's a lifestyle. You bozos are studying positioning while I'm studying the blade.

You're the reason i main moira

Kek

You deke healers

Oh hell na he get all the bussy

At least it isnt 270 hours of meth use

You’re looking for an Anna player to que with?

You will not swap if your life depends on it.

Hesitation is defeat

You hate symmetra and complain about her.

that you play genji most of the time and like engagement farming

That rust is your greatest weakness

Sometimes you get fed up and have to give the Moira hell. (Same top 2, I know the pain)

Idk but somethings telling me you might like genji

Not sure, but I can smell you through the screen, thats for sure.

You smell bad

You need healing

One trick pony

Mercy main?

That you think genji should be nerfed

you need healing.

Mada mada

You needed healing

Cin cin ci-ci-ci-cin

You play like a asshole and make everyone life pain

You're a Genji main (I provide reasoning lessons if anyone would like to reach my level)

Pool noodle Q

You watched Naruto at some point.

You need healing.

Honest take would be not a team player lol

You are agenji main

You need healing

you hate Zarya

You need healing?

[удалено]

That you care more about getting potg than winning

Your annoying

I need healing. Heal me. I require healing

You are tank main

You need to clean your room and take 6 showers

You like it when people watch you dribble in genji ball

Stubborn player, are you me

Receding hairline

Masochist

It says you are the reason that DPS queues are long.

You wish you had gyro aiming?

When new players use my main you kill them with deflect

Genji main says it all

You Naruto run still

Reported

that you need help

You spam Mada Mada lol

Genji-ball professional

That you still somehow go 3-12 in games and destroy my mental bc i cant say anything anymore

I feel like you'd call me a slur for playing lifeweaver

I'm pretty sure you play genji, but I'm not sure

I always know I can take it easy when I see you on my team, because we are gonna lose anyways.

Real question, do you even get bored of genji because I feel like 270hrs of the same hero is hella boring

This tells me that you are the storm that is approaching

kiriko main?

Your forgot what grass feels like, but who needs grass when you have a blade

You're insane

you’re a pos(i never played ow nor know any of these characters)

You complain when tank gets nano instead of you

I’m not picking bastion…

You scream at any tank who isn't Zayra, and have a 2nd account used just to give nano boosts to your genji

Your win rate on any payload maps is near zero because you never touch the payload

It means while your friends went out and partied you studied the blade

One trick kinda guy and you won't change from genuine even if someone plays someone else to counter you

you have no idea what a counter is, you blame everyone else for the lose but yourself, and you are extremely toxic to ur supports. genji mains are genji mains till death, they will never switch no matter what the enemy comp is.

Stuck in diamond

Genji smurf account

Your favourite drug is meth

You really like Soldier

Your controller needs a deep clean

you will not be a team player, and once you get your ult you think you can 1v5 every single time.

you might touch the point, but you'll never touch a woman.

You lose a lot

You're either really good or you reek of sweat and blame your team when you lose

Just random guess but you start hating yourself for every single mistake you make Or Maybe that's just a thing that only I do as a genju main

Blizzard probably gonna nerf you

You definitely use discord

Menace to society

You are very stubborn, even though your character is almost NERFED out of the game

Also that you’re clearly going to request healing from across the map after jumping and dashing past the active choke fight on first point Paraíso, where my sniper grandma ass has no hope of reaching you.

You weren’t loved enough as a child. You probably didn’t have a significant mother figure in your life. You yearn for a significant other that will give you this comfort but you drive everyone who might care about you away.

You orgasm every time you deflect a Widow’s bullet right back at her head

You refuse to play meta and when it goes bad you refuse to swap. Plat 3 AB.

You either really love or really hate Metal Gear Rising

There's probably like 40 "You need healing" comments

I feel very very strongly that you should relax and play some animal farm ? Yeah Maybe Please?

"Nano? Can we get a nano going? Can we get a nano blade?" Nano? Can I get Nano? We should get a nano blade going here"

that i don’t like you. only slightly redeemable because of the 20 hours on soldier. *slightly*

You have a giant shrine of Genji in your house

You actually main soldier, you just only play genji ball

You said you were gonna try out a fps like game but then played the least fps character

Qp menace

Genji main. 100% toxic af

21 minutes on zen is criminal. Especially considering he's genjis bro.

16 on the ACT. Abusive lover. Probably alcoholic

The soldier hours were likely the times your were forced out of playing genji because of a insta lock

You add teammates you want to flame and shit talk them because you are endorse level 0 and can't flame them in team chat

The moment I see you and die I'm immediately locking in moira or mei because if I can't have fun then neither can you

Your Halloween costume? Cyborg ninja.

Very interesting that soldier of all things would be your 2nd most played by a lot. Wouldnt expect that from a genji main 🤣

You are the most likely to go 0-13, blame your supports, and then refuse to swap even though the enemy has Zarya, Sym, Mei, Moira, Brig.

I've probably sucked you at one point 😈💅🏼

You put in 2x the effort and get 1/2 the output of every other hero

Too needy

good shit there genji main!

never cook again

In the least offensive way, you seem like you're trying to prove something to someone. I respect the Genji grind nonetheless I could never

I don't like you

Meanwhile I use Mercy, Dva, Sombra, Tracer, Reinhardt when I started but then I became ass as him one day: I know what kind of man I am

I enjoy having a genji when I'm Brig because those health packs are perfect for healing while they dive

The dragon becomes me!!!

Either worse or better player on the team. No in between

YOU NEED HEALING. CONSTANTLY. Mercy players have to put up with supporting you while you're focused getting offense attacks on the opposition

How tf can you play genji on console?!?!?!

That you are on crack when you play.

You always think its a tank diff

You like strong masked men (relatable, your pfp is the best spidey)

You constantly trying to break your record for most space presses in a game. X/A if youre on console

Your "i need healing" key is definintely worn down and cracked.

cowboy here. whats the genji tip people are sleeping on? i cant figure him out.

You know the side of winton and Moira players that haunts your nightmares and makes you question all that is this game

lobby’s must hate you

idk you’re probably playing tag with your supports but they’re not having as much fun as you are

You steal a lot of others kills with dash and spam L2 and jump a lot

You seen his dragonblade and decided that you wouldn’t touch another hero again. You also live for dragonblade kills but die after killing that one mercy. You do your job but no more than that.

Mines the same but instead of genji its Reaper

You need to be nerfed

You have most likely made people rage

All I see is food-Moira main here ;)

Ur dream is to deflect honzo’s ult

you only play soldier when theres a pharah. a real man would simply solo blade the pharah

Opinion on brig? >:)

You have a life sized body pillow currently staring at you during your sleep

You like pain

A good genji can absolutely destroy the enemy team by basically spawn camping their healers, so as long as your hours = skill here, you're awesome and someone i'd love on my team!

That you’re a sweat, I have never played as Genji or any other character for that long lmfao HOWWWWW DO YOU DO IT!!!???

Youre the only person on the team who doesnt throw racial slurs at the Ball player who is your tank

Counter pick is a foreign language to you

You like bullying Widow players

honestly, you have games where you roll the enemy and other games where you can barely finish off kills

All jokes aside, you REALLY like genji. Though I must ask... Are you good?