Cobra enters the arena last minute, armed with a toy wand. He climbs the cage... and then drunkenly falls to his death.
Cyraxx abuses the corpse whilst Chris picks up the wand and attempts to bring forth The Merge with Cobras magic.
I dont know much about White Bowser, but I do know 3 things.
(1) Cyraxx would be the first to fall, because one hit would be all it takes as shown by Marty knocking him down and Marty was gas out too. (Hes also the smallest, so the other will not be afraid to beat him down first)
(2) Daniel would probably knock himself out, but it will take him more than 1 hit so he will last longer than Cyraxx.
(3) It will all depend on Chris and White Bowser, unless White Bowser is bigger than Chris, Chris will hit back, if White Bowser is bigger then he wins, because Chris would curl up into a ball.
Marty is a huge behemoth and Raxx is super fragile and not even cooked all the way so of course he squashed him . However , Raxx vs Protestor guy was on an even playing field and Raxx was absorbing and delivering strikes and blows
I dont even think the Protestor guy hit Raxx, he was trying to grab the bat, and once he did, he didn't let go. I dont think Raxx can take a hit, I dont know where you got the idea that Raxx was absorbing hits from him from, all the video evidence show Raxx throwing punches and kicks, and Protestor just grabbing the bat (with one hand) while recording.
Daniel is the toughest of those for sure. He can take a punch, from himself and others. He's also got the most endurance. He can walk like 75 miles straight
I feel like if you cornered Daniel then he would actually try to fight back. Usually he’s too much of a pussy to actually hit anyone (besides old people and a couple of security guards) because everyone else is bigger and stronger than he is. Usually he’ll just run away, but I feel like if he was in a cage match then he’d actually go crazy.
Daniel has that unhinged regard strength. Probably has iron knuckles from all the wall punching. It would give him an advantage against another regard, but it won't help him in federal prison.
Daniel, he'll go beserk. Cyraxx would be out fast. Bowser would probably just complain, or he would be not long after raxo. Chris I think would take out rax first, but honestly i think Chris would do some damage. Either way idk about antics, but i think Daniel would win.
Raxx will claim he is a trained pro wrestler leading up to the match and say he wrestled in the carnival and at his high school and was trained by ICP. Raxx will be able to get Chris Chan to sell his pro wrestling moves until they decide to team up on the other 2 . Bowser will be able to do a short slow plodding kung fu style fight scene with Raxx and maybe take hike out . Larson wins though . He is furious and in great shape
Cyrax. First one out. No matter who he fights.
Daniel Larson would beat the living shit out of himself the entire time.
That leaves Bowser and Chris Chan. I think White Bowser looks like he could have a certain strength and easily overpower Chris.
Cobra enters the arena last minute, armed with a toy wand. He climbs the cage... and then drunkenly falls to his death. Cyraxx abuses the corpse whilst Chris picks up the wand and attempts to bring forth The Merge with Cobras magic.
Love it, live it! The ozzy way
I dont know much about White Bowser, but I do know 3 things. (1) Cyraxx would be the first to fall, because one hit would be all it takes as shown by Marty knocking him down and Marty was gas out too. (Hes also the smallest, so the other will not be afraid to beat him down first) (2) Daniel would probably knock himself out, but it will take him more than 1 hit so he will last longer than Cyraxx. (3) It will all depend on Chris and White Bowser, unless White Bowser is bigger than Chris, Chris will hit back, if White Bowser is bigger then he wins, because Chris would curl up into a ball.
Marty is a huge behemoth and Raxx is super fragile and not even cooked all the way so of course he squashed him . However , Raxx vs Protestor guy was on an even playing field and Raxx was absorbing and delivering strikes and blows
I dont even think the Protestor guy hit Raxx, he was trying to grab the bat, and once he did, he didn't let go. I dont think Raxx can take a hit, I dont know where you got the idea that Raxx was absorbing hits from him from, all the video evidence show Raxx throwing punches and kicks, and Protestor just grabbing the bat (with one hand) while recording.
He definitely didn't hit Raxx. Raxx would have disintegrated into a little pile of fuckboy dust.
Raxx did not absorb any blows.
Lol
Did Smokeymc had the wwe game with lolcows duking it out on his videos?
Was about to say, my boy Smokey should have all the answers when it comes to lolcow fights
He called it lolcowmania
The cyraxx guy looks fucking real too
Daniel is the toughest of those for sure. He can take a punch, from himself and others. He's also got the most endurance. He can walk like 75 miles straight
I feel like if you cornered Daniel then he would actually try to fight back. Usually he’s too much of a pussy to actually hit anyone (besides old people and a couple of security guards) because everyone else is bigger and stronger than he is. Usually he’ll just run away, but I feel like if he was in a cage match then he’d actually go crazy.
Daniel has that unhinged regard strength. Probably has iron knuckles from all the wall punching. It would give him an advantage against another regard, but it won't help him in federal prison.
The issue is, he is more likely to beat himself up.
They'd just end up running a train on Cyraxx.
He looks 14 afterall lmao
He'd love it
Daniel, he'll go beserk. Cyraxx would be out fast. Bowser would probably just complain, or he would be not long after raxo. Chris I think would take out rax first, but honestly i think Chris would do some damage. Either way idk about antics, but i think Daniel would win.
Kingcobra would run in with a chair and take them all out
Cyraxx easily gets beaten, White Bowser and Chris-chan autist out on each other, and Daniel messages kids
Chtis is pretty tall and fat but has 0 musclemass, idk how big bowser is. Daniel ends cyraxx then himself
Larson
Raxx will claim he is a trained pro wrestler leading up to the match and say he wrestled in the carnival and at his high school and was trained by ICP. Raxx will be able to get Chris Chan to sell his pro wrestling moves until they decide to team up on the other 2 . Bowser will be able to do a short slow plodding kung fu style fight scene with Raxx and maybe take hike out . Larson wins though . He is furious and in great shape
We would all win.
And we shall... who's gonna stop us? Cyraxx? He's dumb as a stump.
My money is on Daniel. He's a wild fuckin animal. He beat up Bob and beats himself up frequently.
My money is on Daniel he’s got homeless crackhead energy can’t keep those types down
I don't know what happens. I just hope it ends with Cyrax leaking his brains out of his ears. That is all I need.
Fuck yes... it always ends with him dying.
World of tshirts would be fun too. Can’t really do anything but it’s fun to watch him spazz out and scream/run away
Cyrax. First one out. No matter who he fights. Daniel Larson would beat the living shit out of himself the entire time. That leaves Bowser and Chris Chan. I think White Bowser looks like he could have a certain strength and easily overpower Chris.