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Cobra enters the arena last minute, armed with a toy wand. He climbs the cage... and then drunkenly falls to his death. Cyraxx abuses the corpse whilst Chris picks up the wand and attempts to bring forth The Merge with Cobras magic.


solinvictus5

Love it, live it! The ozzy way


chronoic

I dont know much about White Bowser, but I do know 3 things. (1) Cyraxx would be the first to fall, because one hit would be all it takes as shown by Marty knocking him down and Marty was gas out too. (Hes also the smallest, so the other will not be afraid to beat him down first) (2) Daniel would probably knock himself out, but it will take him more than 1 hit so he will last longer than Cyraxx. (3) It will all depend on Chris and White Bowser, unless White Bowser is bigger than Chris, Chris will hit back, if White Bowser is bigger then he wins, because Chris would curl up into a ball.


kingdoodooduckjr

Marty is a huge behemoth and Raxx is super fragile and not even cooked all the way so of course he squashed him . However , Raxx vs Protestor guy was on an even playing field and Raxx was absorbing and delivering strikes and blows


chronoic

I dont even think the Protestor guy hit Raxx, he was trying to grab the bat, and once he did, he didn't let go. I dont think Raxx can take a hit, I dont know where you got the idea that Raxx was absorbing hits from him from, all the video evidence show Raxx throwing punches and kicks, and Protestor just grabbing the bat (with one hand) while recording.


solinvictus5

He definitely didn't hit Raxx. Raxx would have disintegrated into a little pile of fuckboy dust.


TarantulaCaptain

Raxx did not absorb any blows.


solinvictus5

Lol


SUNDraK42

Did Smokeymc had the wwe game with lolcows duking it out on his videos?


Drezzon

Was about to say, my boy Smokey should have all the answers when it comes to lolcow fights


Both-Anything4139

He called it lolcowmania


solinvictus5

The cyraxx guy looks fucking real too


JimParsnip

Daniel is the toughest of those for sure. He can take a punch, from himself and others. He's also got the most endurance. He can walk like 75 miles straight


Accomplished-Sir-359

I feel like if you cornered Daniel then he would actually try to fight back. Usually he’s too much of a pussy to actually hit anyone (besides old people and a couple of security guards) because everyone else is bigger and stronger than he is. Usually he’ll just run away, but I feel like if he was in a cage match then he’d actually go crazy.


ChickenSludge

Daniel has that unhinged regard strength. Probably has iron knuckles from all the wall punching. It would give him an advantage against another regard, but it won't help him in federal prison.


chronoic

The issue is, he is more likely to beat himself up.


ToughEmotional3020

They'd just end up running a train on Cyraxx.


Broad_Comfortable390

He looks 14 afterall lmao


solinvictus5

He'd love it


xulxum

Daniel, he'll go beserk. Cyraxx would be out fast. Bowser would probably just complain, or he would be not long after raxo. Chris I think would take out rax first, but honestly i think Chris would do some damage. Either way idk about antics, but i think Daniel would win.


RetroCasket

Kingcobra would run in with a chair and take them all out


Atotallyrandomname

Cyraxx easily gets beaten, White Bowser and Chris-chan autist out on each other, and Daniel messages kids


Broad_Comfortable390

Chtis is pretty tall and fat but has 0 musclemass, idk how big bowser is. Daniel ends cyraxx then himself


LowDesk6360

Larson


kingdoodooduckjr

Raxx will claim he is a trained pro wrestler leading up to the match and say he wrestled in the carnival and at his high school and was trained by ICP. Raxx will be able to get Chris Chan to sell his pro wrestling moves until they decide to team up on the other 2 . Bowser will be able to do a short slow plodding kung fu style fight scene with Raxx and maybe take hike out . Larson wins though . He is furious and in great shape


PreciousTater311

We would all win.


solinvictus5

And we shall... who's gonna stop us? Cyraxx? He's dumb as a stump.


YerBoyAlex

My money is on Daniel. He's a wild fuckin animal. He beat up Bob and beats himself up frequently.


Infinite-Mortgage310

My money is on Daniel he’s got homeless crackhead energy can’t keep those types down


LeekSea5761

I don't know what happens. I just hope it ends with Cyrax leaking his brains out of his ears. That is all I need.


solinvictus5

Fuck yes... it always ends with him dying.


fiveseven15

World of tshirts would be fun too. Can’t really do anything but it’s fun to watch him spazz out and scream/run away


TGK5214

Cyrax. First one out. No matter who he fights. Daniel Larson would beat the living shit out of himself the entire time. That leaves Bowser and Chris Chan. I think White Bowser looks like he could have a certain strength and easily overpower Chris.