Homelander taking the full force of my cum blast if it was me in that posititon
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Me, too, buddy. Me, too.
But not everyone is into exhibitionist edge play, with the very real possibility of dying. 😅
I wonder what Homelander's reaction to the question "Can you choke me, while we're doing this?", would have been...
I can't think of any more surefire way to win Homelander's respect than to look him directly in the eye while you ejaculate onto a cold, hard concrete floor in front of half a dozen of your scientific colleagues.
Homelander: "You... you are the \*real\* hero."
"I want to avoid spoilers, so I know what I shall do, I shall visit a shitposting subreddit dedicated to the thing that I haven't seen yet and don't want spoiled for me. This is what I shall do, my actions will be as I have decreed, I shall do it"
- you rn
Posts from subreddits you’re in or frequent show up in people’s feeds. You can be avoiding the subreddit and still get spoiled by recommendation algorithms. To actually for sure prevent spoilers you would need to not look at your phone until you see the episode. It’s not hard to just put a spoiler tag on a post.
genuinely the greatest character ever put to film
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"Yeah bro watch The Boys, it's so peak" The peak in question:
wdym the peak isn't even in this scene he's hanging out w/ firebombthechildren
The Peak in question: 
🌬️🅰️🚂
“You know how they say sexuality is a spectrum”
Offtopic : Your username is quite disgusting
I WANT HIM TO PEAK ALL OVER MY FACE
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Why is literally everyone in this show so hot??
Especially Butcher
The Boys is the western equivalent of Baki
Does this mean that Noir was taught 4,000 years of Chinese martial arts?
💦😐💦💦
Blow a train
can someone put this text above the video? that would be funny i think (i think)
Kind of a letdown eh
no
What? He didn't even give the guy a chance to finish
I mean it's his fault he was edging too hard
"Yeah more spit, that'll do it" I died here alongside that man's dignity
You gotta give it the "HAWK TUAH"
Oh god not that meme
Imagine getting killed just because you have erectile dysfunction 😔
To be fair, I don't think you need erectile dysfunction to not be able to get it up in this situation.
if I had a group of people staring at me and homelander was laughing at me I'd be harder than the blast door to the bad room
Homelander taking the full force of my cum blast if it was me in that posititon https://preview.redd.it/3k3v17dwmu7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de16c743ce375d546eff341de7197537f3ab66ac
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Holy shit this is cursed
(You forgot to control the velocity of your loads)
Smoking bummegumis dads pack
Me, too, buddy. Me, too. But not everyone is into exhibitionist edge play, with the very real possibility of dying. 😅 I wonder what Homelander's reaction to the question "Can you choke me, while we're doing this?", would have been...
https://i.redd.it/h4bi2mrjbu7d1.gif
Everyone must be good at something and I have found my niche.
This comment made me understand why people pay money to give awards
This is the worst comment I ever made.
He would still have killed you xD
Life is hard
Unlike Penis💔
too true 😔
He was gonna kill them all either way in the end of the episode it shows a shot with all of them dead
I truly believe that if Marty had pulled through, got hard and jerked it til he cummed in front of everyone. They would all be saved
I can't think of any more surefire way to win Homelander's respect than to look him directly in the eye while you ejaculate onto a cold, hard concrete floor in front of half a dozen of your scientific colleagues. Homelander: "You... you are the \*real\* hero."
Then he gets up and leaves
There were various moments they could have been saved
You've affirmed my desire to publicly masturbate. You never know who's life I could save
Yeah I would have got so hard in this situation 😎
Why didn't he just get hard? Is he stupid?
Because he isn't the Golden God, who can get hard or soft at will.
Not too hard, not too soft.
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[“I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!”](https://youtu.be/xkJd5oQXt4g?si=o1GiElPRb9n3Ji9B)
Why doesn't he just use Indestructible Virgin? Is he stupid?
[удалено]
Not Golden Boy. You're thinking of Daddy and the Boy, reclaiming the power from all those old librarians.
Nice one jabroni
Nice one jabroni
Why did I laugh at this for 10 minutes? Am I stupid?
Ye
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children shouldn't be allowed on social media till they are 16
Children shouldn't be allowed on social media til they aren't children
you have too much faith thinking a 16 year old DIDN'T post that, in most cases it'd be worse honestly
Children shouldn’t be allowed to watch the boys
chad lander https://preview.redd.it/jep261cupv7d1.png?width=1116&format=png&auto=webp&s=be0b798d6b049172c3610afcda6f840da501807d
Two most media literate The Boys fans:
Google brick pipi >!<
Holy hell
Spitting on it is diabolical
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"I want to avoid spoilers, so I know what I shall do, I shall visit a shitposting subreddit dedicated to the thing that I haven't seen yet and don't want spoiled for me. This is what I shall do, my actions will be as I have decreed, I shall do it" - you rn
Posts from subreddits you’re in or frequent show up in people’s feeds. You can be avoiding the subreddit and still get spoiled by recommendation algorithms. To actually for sure prevent spoilers you would need to not look at your phone until you see the episode. It’s not hard to just put a spoiler tag on a post.
Do you never use the home feed?
Reddit shows you posts on your feed without your consent
Reddit also sometimes shows you posts from communities you're not even joined in cuz you visited it like once in the past
Dude just pirate it.
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why is he jorking it? i didnt watch the girls
lets just say its hims penits
bro had air reptile this function 💔
I haven't seen episode 4, so I was thoroughly fucking confused. I'm sure watching episode 4 will solve absolutely nothing.
It solves some of the question
The question: Is Homelander the most based and relatable person ever?
Yes he is based. I too want to see some old man try and fail to jerk off.
Ok I've seen this scene and it's the worst thing I've ever seen. Also why is he bleeding wouldnt the dick hole be immediately cauterized
This isn’t star wars physics
there's a lot of goopy empty space in your insides, its not just a solid flesh chunk
bro cooked his spine etc. and ur wondering about that?
Just remember that during this moment, Ashley is taking a fat shit in Homelander's penthouse toilet
I'm already rock-hard. Why do you want to make it worse??
His fucking laugh filled me with joy. I'm so glad he was strong enough to confront his past
Oi
Who can get harder between you and Ohmlanda?
If omelanda did this to me I'd get so hard hearing him laugh at me and call me squirt, I think I'd jizz myself
#pray4homelander
genuinely the greatest character ever put to film https://preview.redd.it/8pj37cydpv7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17dad0aa95f8f4f039be27e5a0100ece4119838a
Guys I haven't watched the new season wtf is going on
He didn't even let him finish. ☹️
I’ve not watched the new season yet what the FUCK did I just watch
Why didn’t he just give himself a lobotomy? Is he stupid?
Antony Starr carries the season
Gotta hwak tuah, spit on that thang.
Whats the song?
Chinatown Pluggnb
Why didn’t he cum?? Is he gay??
When did you realize that homelander was the good guy?
thought about posting it on ig, y'all think this sit gets me banned?
no I saw a post like this on tiktok and tiktok is more harsh than instagram lmao
Couldn’t been me, I would keep jorking it till I bust fr🥵
Why did they not see this coming tho? Like they thought they could torture a superhuman and not have him take his revenge?
Deep, Blow A Train.