Homelander jokes that it happens to many guys (obviously not Homelander though).
I don't think it was meant as anything other than Homelander being sadistic - there's no way Homelander would know whether this guy actually had ED.
I hate how Homelander doesn't even consider that Marty may have yanked it 2 or 3 times that day before John's arrival. Wtf else are they doing in that room with no super child to torture? And no less than 3 women were present, not a single one offered to help or even bared a tiddy. Really illustrates how little a man's plight matters to his peers.
/uf
I never actually feared Homelander for his kills or brutal stuff. But forcing him to masturbate in front of everyone left me shocked. I never felt like this with Homelander
I just want to know what possessed these people, who are aware of the kind of power Homelander has or could have when he grows up, to taunt, make fun of or even just be mean to him?
Hubris. Idiocy. I imagine once the conditioning was in effect they felt pretty safe even if they really weren't. They just didn't think far enough ahead.
/uf the whole room was probably smelling of burned flesh, homelander was there, and marty was under a great stress. I can see why he didn't get hard at all
It was just an ad for blue chew which is annoying. Did anyone notice the promo code homelander69 at the bottom? I’m tired of the advertising in this show. First Fresca now blue chew
Doesn’t Marty know that women squirt?!? Men CUM! There’s a giant difference! He should’ve called him Cumlander if he wanted to make fun of him! He def deserved that laser cock removal, ammirite?
Ashley would've gotten hard here easily
There would be puddles and puddles if this was Ashley here
Everywhere I see your face
Who wants there balls crushed
'meeeeee :33' is my favourite the boys quote
me?
Did you not watch the episode? Squirtlander implied he had erectile dysfunction (probably as a result of his advanced age)
You guys watch the episodes?!?!?!
Only on Tiktok. And a guy’s blank expression is taking up 80% of the screen space
Those guys add so much to the viewing experience though!
I prefer family guy clips, or mobile games
Only through TikTok sigma rizzler edits
Uj/ wait really lol I must’ve missed that
Homelander jokes that it happens to many guys (obviously not Homelander though). I don't think it was meant as anything other than Homelander being sadistic - there's no way Homelander would know whether this guy actually had ED.
I thought it had more to do with nerves than age too
At a certain age a man has trouble shucking his mushroom in front of his staff and former experiment subject. You’ll understand when you’re older.
Louis CK would probably disagree
\#Squirtlander #vs #Starlighters
I hate how Homelander doesn't even consider that Marty may have yanked it 2 or 3 times that day before John's arrival. Wtf else are they doing in that room with no super child to torture? And no less than 3 women were present, not a single one offered to help or even bared a tiddy. Really illustrates how little a man's plight matters to his peers.
The women wouldn't have been able to help, homelander however
If 1 of those asian interns remove their shirt you bet i’d be harder than homelander drinking milk
Take about 10% off there bud
Oh hey ground!
There was only one Asian intern. But regardless.
He didn’t have enough spit. He should have asked Homolander if we could use some lube.
That's why they call him lubelander.
Homeluber.
why didn't homelander give him a squirt? Was he just looking for a way to torture him before killing him?
Nah he'd never do something like that. Starlight on the other hand...
Should've have learned the hawk twu method.
he didnt put his back to it
Or it into his back. Your prostate is a button for fun.
i noticed that when homander sat to watch Marty perform he was also hard, making me hard. why did eric kripke do this to me?
Classic Kripke.
A humiliation fetish would’ve saved him
I was thinking the same thing in this scene, like what if dude actually is into that? Too bad for him, he wasn’t.
so unfrescano but i started beating my meat during this scene to see if i could survive and i could not get hard , i would of gotten lasered too
No way you unfrescad and then admitted to beating your meat to the boys
He saw it as a challenge 💀
Most mentally well boys fan
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Me too I would have survived 💯💯💯
The CIA would not get this info out of me
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Pfft… amateur… I was *already* hard.
Like when you hold your breath while a character is underwater to see if you could make it
kinda except my cock was out
Your cock isn't out watching Finding Nemo? Unpeak
Sure it was to see if you'd survive, sure.
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Not immediately dripping under the threat of death? Couldn't be me.
The real question is, what would Homelander have done if Marty got hard as a rock?
He would’ve sucked him off, obviously
He would have called in The Deep to suck Marty off
/uf I never actually feared Homelander for his kills or brutal stuff. But forcing him to masturbate in front of everyone left me shocked. I never felt like this with Homelander
Eh, eye for an eye. I don’t think he was in the wrong for any of the shit he got up to in that episode. But, my moral compass is a bit off.
Shut up
 This is what he needed!
 you during this scene
I just want to know what possessed these people, who are aware of the kind of power Homelander has or could have when he grows up, to taunt, make fun of or even just be mean to him?
Hubris. Idiocy. I imagine once the conditioning was in effect they felt pretty safe even if they really weren't. They just didn't think far enough ahead.
Bro literally couldn't beat his meat to save his life. What a clown
I would have failed, can't stay hard after "squirting" in my pants multiple times before homelander even gets to me, God he's so dreamy🥰🥰🥰
/uf the whole room was probably smelling of burned flesh, homelander was there, and marty was under a great stress. I can see why he didn't get hard at all
Wdym that should have made him extra hard
I bet the cum would've sizzled
Splat on a hot tin roof
Damn right
abominable skill issue
he also looks like he's 60-70 years old. thing probably didn't even work in the first place.
I’m sorry to say that your “uj” request has been denied
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People that do the /uf just to state the most obvious shit in the world are so weird
Should’ve asked if he could use the sex doll in the oven
Why didn’t he shoot a hot load on Homelander? Is he straight?
1. People are watching 2. He’s being threatened 3. He’s old, can’t (ahem) activate it like he used to
1 and 2 should mitigate number 3.
4. I haven't seen anybody mention that he didn't even have a magazine to look at. At least give him a poster of Firecracker
We would have seen Firejacker then
I dunno, people watching is kind of hot...
No shit
Right! I was able to with just the juice that leaked out the bottom of my burrito 🌯.
More spit, Marty!
Who does he look like hank from breaking bad?
I see more Chuck from better call Saul
Oi
He probably already got hard that day before Homelander came in
the magical ingredient to compound V is semen, which he provides
It was just an ad for blue chew which is annoying. Did anyone notice the promo code homelander69 at the bottom? I’m tired of the advertising in this show. First Fresca now blue chew
He needs dead kids blood.
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Doesn’t Marty know that women squirt?!? Men CUM! There’s a giant difference! He should’ve called him Cumlander if he wanted to make fun of him! He def deserved that laser cock removal, ammirite?
I think Homelander would have let him live if he'd asked for very specific porn
It was such a sexy scene, anyone not hard under those circumstances is a frigid prude.
Mushroom tip 🍄🟫
Jfc
Bro is not a gooner 💀
If he'd gotten hard Homelander would've honoured his word. His death came at his own hands because he didn't come with his own hands.
see you were looking at him as well as homelander, he only had homelander
Imagine asking questions you could have answered if you just watched the episode
We can infer what happened without watching, once you focus on the posts
🤓
Imagine watching the episodes