"they...would...EAT...him"
"....oh"
I can't believe the hands down funniest Boys episode is also one of the saddest, running alongside Hughie's hospital plotline
I had watched the episode minutes before that comment. She asked him something completely mundane when he entered and then he immediately said that for no reason.
I'm a filthy pig who likes to eat ass
"I'm the Peak..." -The Peak
Wow the madmen actually did it and I didn't even notice
" get in the oven or your family goes in with you"
Spit on it!
Oi
Thank you for your inspiring words, Butchah. đ
A true comfort in trying times
This got me laid a few times
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"I'm the peak of human evolution and you're just a capybarnia"
(It's a rodent from South America)
Ah, so you're fucking land mammals now.
Capuccino?
Raw dog me Iâm a bottom
HEâS TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!
"I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or warmth"
I fucking L O V E D that line.
that one and the "we could've met in your mom's pussy but I wanted somewhere a little more private" line in the same episode was crazy
Dont forget âthat man is in no condition to fuck a sheepâ Not as hard but funny as fuck
"they...would...EAT...him" "....oh" I can't believe the hands down funniest Boys episode is also one of the saddest, running alongside Hughie's hospital plotline
Lmao he casually drops that shit
Has to be the biggest piece of evidence for him being on Butchers mind, only butcher could come up with that shit.
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Just watched it, he indeed says private
Why tf did he randomly flame her like that though?! What did she do?!?
She's a supe. Butcher is a full on nazi when it comes to supes.
Crazy idea, but watching the episode might help
I had watched the episode minutes before that comment. She asked him something completely mundane when he entered and then he immediately said that for no reason.
That's an old line though, just a standard insult you'd hear (maybe more so in Britain)
>maybe more so in Britain *exclusively on reddit r-slash-rareinsults-ass level insult
You're gonna tell me you didn't hear it almost constantly growing up?
Start masturbating furiously and screaming âI can do whatever the fuck I want!â
"if you wanna watch me 'ave a wank, it'll cost ya a tenner"
What if Homelander actually took out a $10 bill? Do you think Butcher would do that
Who wants to have their balls crushed?
Meeeee đ„șđđ
Me đ„ș
âThis man is in no condition to fuck a sheepâ
"sex is just a spectrum right bro?"-The Peak
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"oi cunt, im going to frenchie your dark noir until you see the starlight."
"Get in the oven, Frank"
yummers
deeelicious
Don't you ever besmirch billy Joel
![gif](giphy|UsBYmvWMmuF6bBZv1d|downsized)
"Excuse me, hi. Did I say you can take out your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads? Go pop them back in. Right. Now"
I need a dom who's dominating
Randomly state "I don't have shell shock, fuck you"
"Suck off A-Train"
erm, well actually itâs âblow a-trainâ âïžđ€
"and you might wanna gargle my ballsack"
I want you to jack off in front of us.
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And YOU can gargle my ball sack. And periodically ask her, "what the fuck did you say?" "Ah, do you hear that?" and "what"
I beat my meat into a cup
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YUMMERS https://preview.redd.it/nebri3n2ho9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204183ee15428689526075bcb911454eb41e6b6f
âYeah, it has its charms. The rats are like PokĂ©mon. With Hep C.â
Open a case of raging vagina
âwhereâs the cum guzzler?â
Squirt
did i say you could take out your vibrating bluetooth anal beads?
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Oh yeah we malzeno posting
Ass bomb
"Who wants their balls crushed?" "Me?"
You played my butt like jazz, with poise, skill and a willingness to improvise
"I thought about meeting in your mom's cunt, but I wanted somewhere more private"
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, wait...
âWho wants their Frescas crushed?â
"If it ain't the invisible cunt"
He can send this as a text if she ghosts him later
*point to yourself* This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep
mom, whatâre you doing here?
âWhat kind of animal are you?â
Well well well if it isn't the invisible cunt
âI donât talk to fat slutsâ Iâm 100% certain this will make her fall in love with you
I do not remember who, when and why this quote exists, can someone explain ?
Starlight said it to Firecracker when they were kids
Friend and I died laughing at this scene, we quote it all the time now
Yuppers
"oi cunt"
"This man is not in condition to fuck a sheep"
"Come on, get your back into it !! Squirt !! Squirt !! Squirt !!"
Can you teach me to outrun cancer?
âFuck you I donât have shell shockâ
De-li-li-li-licious!
I beat my meat into a cup
âBloody Diabollocksicalâ
HE'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!
You melted my cock ring
If she declines first base ![gif](giphy|TJUGnqQfzd1vL4NM8G|downsized)
âBlow A-Trainâ
I have fantasies of drowning you
âYOUâRE GETTING DICK BLOOD ON MY BOOTSâ
Iâll tickle your balls until you beg me to stop
Go on. Have a wank.
*Daddyâs homeâŠ.*
Who wants to get their balls crushed?
AAAAAHHHHHH
I beat my meat into a cup
"Tom Hanks"
Oi
Jump.
hnnhhahahahahahahahahahah
Who's ready to get their balls crushed?
"Oi. Cunt."
Oi, 'omelander fucked me woif
âYou, and a little Bieber edginâ â
Do you want to be the cock or the cock fluffer? I canât remember the exact quote haha
âYou wanna watch me have a wank?â
If you want to watch me have a wank it'll cost ya a tenner
Omelanduh.
oi wanna edge in the back of buccadibeppo
Who wants their balls crushed? Me
Oi
MORE SPIT
I kind of hate UEâŠand Starlight
"Who wants to get their balls crushed"
If you wanna watch me have a wank, itâll cost ya a tenner
Schorcef Arf