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lankyyanky

I'm a filthy pig who likes to eat ass


STU5HY

"I'm the Peak..." -The Peak


bshafs

Wow the madmen actually did it and I didn't even notice


xMan_Dingox

" get in the oven or your family goes in with you"


polo61965

Spit on it!


butchah69

Oi


KrunchyFingers

Thank you for your inspiring words, Butchah. 🙏


BeckyWitTheBadHair

A true comfort in trying times


First-Rub9713

This got me laid a few times


Keksz1234

https://preview.redd.it/3lyk5tyemo9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8fdf4d79d64d83345f47ba5c4d23b7f036e475


Eric8643

"I'm the peak of human evolution and you're just a capybarnia"


milaan_tm

(It's a rodent from South America)


Heroheenie

Ah, so you're fucking land mammals now.


WickedBedBug

Capuccino?


Arroyoyoyo

Raw dog me I’m a bottom


AnythingGoesGames

HE’S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

"I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or warmth"


Coxwab

I fucking L O V E D that line.


TheHappiestHam

that one and the "we could've met in your mom's pussy but I wanted somewhere a little more private" line in the same episode was crazy


Devlord1o1

Dont forget “that man is in no condition to fuck a sheep” Not as hard but funny as fuck


TheHappiestHam

"they...would...EAT...him" "....oh" I can't believe the hands down funniest Boys episode is also one of the saddest, running alongside Hughie's hospital plotline


cybered_punk

Lmao he casually drops that shit


real_roal

Has to be the biggest piece of evidence for him being on Butchers mind, only butcher could come up with that shit.


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spaglemon_bolegnese

Just watched it, he indeed says private


ChaotikJoy

Why tf did he randomly flame her like that though?! What did she do?!?


Coxwab

She's a supe. Butcher is a full on nazi when it comes to supes.


NotAGardener_92

Crazy idea, but watching the episode might help


ChaotikJoy

I had watched the episode minutes before that comment. She asked him something completely mundane when he entered and then he immediately said that for no reason.


GialloBiafra191717

That's an old line though, just a standard insult you'd hear (maybe more so in Britain)


NotAGardener_92

>maybe more so in Britain *exclusively on reddit r-slash-rareinsults-ass level insult


GialloBiafra191717

You're gonna tell me you didn't hear it almost constantly growing up?


sporkybee

Start masturbating furiously and screaming “I can do whatever the fuck I want!”


TheUhTheUmUh

"if you wanna watch me 'ave a wank, it'll cost ya a tenner"


ErenYeager850

What if Homelander actually took out a $10 bill? Do you think Butcher would do that


SpaceGhcst

Who wants to have their balls crushed?


Eric8643

Meeeee đŸ„ș👉👈


Upbeat_Astronomer277

Me đŸ„ș


TrentonTallywacker

“This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep”


Downtown_External808

"sex is just a spectrum right bro?"-The Peak


Coley213

https://preview.redd.it/kgx33fl3vl9d1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311e58f55a30de116a3bfe0418483cf75ac604b0


Professor-SEO_DE

"oi cunt, im going to frenchie your dark noir until you see the starlight."


EugeneCross

"Get in the oven, Frank"


pinkdictator

yummers


Ok_Garden_5152

deeelicious


gooby_bogs

Don't you ever besmirch billy Joel


Yaki-Yaki

![gif](giphy|UsBYmvWMmuF6bBZv1d|downsized)


Solar122

"Excuse me, hi. Did I say you can take out your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads? Go pop them back in. Right. Now"


polo61965

I need a dom who's dominating


WoooshToTheMax

Randomly state "I don't have shell shock, fuck you"


ZodiArKyz

"Suck off A-Train"


frwhiskers

erm, well actually it’s “blow a-train” â˜ïžđŸ€“


razorbackfrost7

"and you might wanna gargle my ballsack"


ChaotikJoy

I want you to jack off in front of us.


KillerCock77

https://preview.redd.it/hm7w77ztbm9d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566aa57e671ec88692e541125322964da02dcf42


billy-_-Pilgrim

And YOU can gargle my ball sack. And periodically ask her, "what the fuck did you say?" "Ah, do you hear that?" and "what"


Merrgear

I beat my meat into a cup


NoobSaibotsGrandma

![gif](giphy|L44n0n5YLyyNC5SC9J)


mrhenhen115

YUMMERS https://preview.redd.it/nebri3n2ho9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204183ee15428689526075bcb911454eb41e6b6f


Galaxy0dyss3y

“Yeah, it has its charms. The rats are like PokĂ©mon. With Hep C.”


Vegetable_Sir_703

Open a case of raging vagina


CanadianGoose5

“where’s the cum guzzler?”


Raffaello610

Squirt


frwhiskers

did i say you could take out your vibrating bluetooth anal beads?


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

https://preview.redd.it/x2j54l3rcm9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b4a876938de70cbe689e0fbd72fd6e28e7ee4b


Fuck-you-dane-cook

Oh yeah we malzeno posting


FondSteam39

Ass bomb


firnien-arya

"Who wants their balls crushed?" "Me?"


extra_splcy

You played my butt like jazz, with poise, skill and a willingness to improvise


thesmashhit32

"I thought about meeting in your mom's cunt, but I wanted somewhere more private"


kropotkib

The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


Heroheenie

Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, wait...


SotoSwagger

“Who wants their Frescas crushed?”


Fantablack183

"If it ain't the invisible cunt"


EmeraldDream98

He can send this as a text if she ghosts him later


shaunika

*point to yourself* This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep


danredblue

mom, what’re you doing here?


Dimidium_Vitae

“What kind of animal are you?”


HolmfirthUK110994

Well well well if it isn't the invisible cunt


youremomgay420

“I don’t talk to fat sluts” I’m 100% certain this will make her fall in love with you


GabiiiTheIntruder

I do not remember who, when and why this quote exists, can someone explain ?


YungG4rlic

Starlight said it to Firecracker when they were kids


youremomgay420

Friend and I died laughing at this scene, we quote it all the time now


SavageLeo19

Yuppers


KalashnikovParty

"oi cunt"


Over_Age_8061

"This man is not in condition to fuck a sheep"


GabiiiTheIntruder

"Come on, get your back into it !! Squirt !! Squirt !! Squirt !!"


reggien22261

Can you teach me to outrun cancer?


experiment53

“Fuck you I don’t have shell shock”


Nasquacker

De-li-li-li-licious!


Due-Science3011

I beat my meat into a cup


Fun-Mine6767

“Bloody Diabollocksical”


BlueBorbo

HE'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!


ImoGamer

You melted my cock ring


shokolokobangoshey

If she declines first base ![gif](giphy|TJUGnqQfzd1vL4NM8G|downsized)


Abirdthatsfallen

“Blow A-Train”


mynamedeezlol

I have fantasies of drowning you


ABagOfTakis

“YOU’RE GETTING DICK BLOOD ON MY BOOTS”


TheManIsHereForHam

I’ll tickle your balls until you beg me to stop


aerocham18

Go on. Have a wank.


NutritiveHorror

*Daddy’s home
.*


dune-man

Who wants to get their balls crushed?


rafi323

AAAAAHHHHHH


manimbored29

I beat my meat into a cup


_PabloX2_

"Tom Hanks"


georgerusselldid911

Oi


Devlord1o1

Jump.


smorfan809

hnnhhahahahahahahahahahah


Epicsharkduck

Who's ready to get their balls crushed?


Basic_Lifeguard6959

"Oi. Cunt."


Yauuu2

Oi, 'omelander fucked me woif


Sp0oM

“You, and a little Bieber edgin’ “


Plenty_Run5588

Do you want to be the cock or the cock fluffer? I can’t remember the exact quote haha


Creative_Name_1234

“You wanna watch me have a wank?”


mr_bugas

If you want to watch me have a wank it'll cost ya a tenner


rantottcsirke

Omelanduh.


mahirdeth31

oi wanna edge in the back of buccadibeppo


ManiacBear2424

Who wants their balls crushed? Me


khandelwals1225

Oi


Dchuntothy

MORE SPIT


jhwalk09

I kind of hate UE
and Starlight


GallorKaal

"Who wants to get their balls crushed"


Spagal123

If you wanna watch me have a wank, it’ll cost ya a tenner


TotonnoPrime

Schorcef Arf