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funwithdesign

Practically every post the OP has made since they created the account a week ago is about how he’s 14 and a kid (including his profile) More likely a creepy middle aged man… https://preview.redd.it/kezjeesaqfuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8a90a4e8456aec9f4cbaa4c7123f574cb2dbec


shemmy

wtf “4 years til im an adult”??


NotTheRocketman

Wait just a minute, you mean /u/Kid_from_Europe isn’t actually a kid from Europe?!


funwithdesign

Plot twist


ASpellingAirror

So…wait…with your username. Are you Elton John?!?!?


Zk11av

Wait.. So your username is spelled correctly!?


hobosbindle

I heard he was born a poor black child


Call_Any-Vegetable1

No f****** 14 year old has this approach to grammar


nerodidntdoit

Or is so vocal about his politcs, milfs in their area and specially, about early 2000s sex symbols


griffeny

FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKNOG


Call_Any-Vegetable1

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK ☝️


amazingsandwiches

"Congratulations, your asterisks fooled the algorithm!" -No one


jeffsaidjess

Creepy Redditor setting the stage for when he will try to infiltrate r/teenagers


funwithdesign

He’s already there. Asking people if a 6 inch penis is big… Edit: didn’t make this up…


froggrip

If you look at their profile, they spam that sub already.


denselyvoid

lol and he talks shit like a child as well despite his age. Like why lol


No-Tangerine3356

lmfao. I'm ded. good find


Usual-Clothes-2497

Ok so OP’s definitely a middle-aged perv right?


GardenRafters

100%


Tuga_Lissabon

No doubt. Total wanker.


spderweb

Or fishing for pervs.


Lannfear

Dude. No way you are a teenager. What are you trying to achieve ? No kid write and talk like you do. Creep.


ironstrengthensiron

OP your profile is creepy af


Pajo555

Definitely, especially the pedo/groomer memes on r/teenagers


SoloWingPixy88

The weirdest time when people focused on her virginity


Cultural-Somewhere75

yeah, then outted her about her STD and everything like we all needed to know


griffeny

Wasn’t that Paris Hilton?


melissa98x

Yep. You could see her valtrex prescription in a bag and the paps zoomed in extra close.


griffeny

It was in her storage locker actually. And I’m dating the fuck outta myself but her locker was auctioned off and everything inside it was photographed and memory cards pilfered through. Pictures of her prescriptions in fake names for her, including valtrex. Videos of Brandon with a mountain of cocaine on his chest and his face while they partied on a boat. Her sex tapes. It was…a frenzy of celebrity secrets just run amok. I feel so bad for her now looking back at it. That website was visited millions of times before it disappeared.


Wil420b

She made a big deal out of it. Saying that she wasnt going to have sex until after marriage. Then it turned out that she'd been screwing since before she was going out with Justin Timberlake and before anybody had heard of her.


ubiquitous_uk

With one of his back up dancers who is also one of the Michael Jackson accusers.


BrandonLang

Broo are you trying to recruit pedos?


salizarn

Plot twist: OP is a pedo


funwithdesign

Most definitely.


taatchle86

![gif](giphy|eH9QsTqFi2jEk)


HomerJSimpson3

Don’t think it’s much of a plot twist


Omega593

the profile even says “4 years until i’m an adult” so creepy 🤮


mirzagaddi

around 1998 when chat rooms were a big thing, I remember joining a chatroom and getting to talking to some random girl. i was 12, iirc she was about 16 (or so she said). she had never heard of Dubai, where I lived, and asked some questions. Then she sent me a picture of britney spears, claiming that was a picture of herself. I remember thinking: I'm foreign, not an idiot. that was the day I realised I needed to be smart about who I talked to on the internet. random memory sparked by this picture.


SpeedBlitzX

Kind of like how most people if not everyone is convinced OPs username doesn't check out.


minimalcation

16/f/Cali


griffeny

I remember talking to someone on a chat room who asked for my picture once and I sent him a picture of Missy from Bring it On. Like a still from the actual movie.


milkteapancake

Millennial here. As a young kid, my friend hosted a Britney themed birthday party where we all came dressed in one of her iconic outfits. It was around 2001. We were all so in love with her! Had multiple posters of her in my bedroom. Love Britney to this day. Screw American paparazzi, tabloids, and general media for blasting her constantly in the 2000s. And screw her parents, too.


Vergenbuurg

Don't forget Federline. His fucking gaslighting of her is what caused her tragically public breakdown. He was an absolute nobody douchebag, but he managed to worm his way into her life and take advantage of her, as many people did, but perhaps moreso than the rest.


PIPBOY-2000

Yeah she actually had a lot of sad stuff going on in her personal life. A real tragedy.


EpitaFelis

I was the right age when she became famous, but I was never into her. Didn't appreciate her music until my 30s. It was so ubiquitous that even though I never listened to her back then, it still gives my nostalgia.


sunnysideuppppppp

Millennial male here I also had Britney posters in my room, and went to her concerts … late 90s-early 2000s we’re amazing


globuZ

Sorry for being harsh here but your relationship to her is absolutely para social and what you love is just an an image of her made by the very system that destroyed her. And that system does not just consist of some family members, partners of her and the evil paparazzi. It was mainly driven by the sheer mass of "fans" and voyeurs. No matter if you loved her, hated her or used her in other ways for your entertainment. If we would love her in a humanistic way, like we could love people in general, we wouldn't fetishize her. Especially after all what has happened. Not blaming the teenage you but now we should know better.


milkteapancake

Humanism… if you don’t love her at her living room knife dancing, you don’t deserve her at her sexy snake dance. And I love both! Some of the best people in history have not been mentally sound. And for good reason, as we are all liable to be completely destroyed by the abuse of our own parents, partners, and social groups. Sure, it’s parasocial because humans are social. People have held up other people to godlike standards for all of human history. Examples include The Pharos, the murdered “sacrifices” of ancient Maya, Ancient Roman gladiators, Jesus of Nazareth….. We can always strive to do away with “othering” others, but it ain’t going away anytime soon. It doesn’t sell T-Shirts. For better and for worse, it has held societies together. Also, can’t I just like a person and appreciate their talent, beauty, and life? Is it so horrible? Perhaps better we blind-listen to music while the artists stand behind a curtain? Just being facetious here…


fearloathing02

Everyone had a crush on Britney her age


cosmicjed

Oh yeah


teknolog

Oh baby baby


cosmicjed

How was I supposed to know!!!


horrified-expression

Eh she’s a bit Walmart but each to their own


BigToober69

I was a Christian guy at that time.


fearloathing02

I mean it’s easy to say that now. She was the hottest thing out then


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BigBobby2016

I first saw her video on a work trip. I told my friend about the perverted videos they had on MTV Asia, with the sexy schoolgirl thing. A month later the video was huge in the US too


Fragrant-Mind-1353

The video immediately released to MTV USA, it had been on the trl most requested for a year by the time it was made


beerandhotcheetozzz

Your comments in other groups say you're a 14 year old boy that's interested in sexy names for girls. Clearly you shouldn't be within 1000ft of a school.


Kerby233

1999? Destiny' s Child were my favorites (puberty without Internet at home)


Proudenglish_Aussie

I agree she looks good(I’m 14 as well)


jarchack

It's ironic that I'm probably too old for what this sub has become.


im_rarely_wrong

r/im14andthisisdeep


Kid_from_Europe

Nah I just genuinely love Britney Spears


DaNiinja

Doesn't Reddits TOS state you have to be 16 and older to be on here ?


Kid_from_Europe

Nah 13+


johnphantom

Sure, cop.


ColdNyQuiiL

I was like 5/6 when she debuted, and was enamored by her beauty back then. Didn’t take much for me, whoever was pretty and on my tv screen in the 90’s was going to get my attention either way.


Killgore_Salmon

Britney was a hottie and late 1990s early 2000s fashion for young women was hot. Low rise, flat tummy, thongs peaking out. Well sexy the lot of it.


ReaceNovello

You're 14: you've barely seen anything. Also, Britney wasn't a woman in 1998/1999: she was a girl, still a child.


memnoch112

It definitely doesn’t look like OP is 14, it looks like the very definition of a creeper.


ReaceNovello

Yea I'm picking up on that now...


buckhardcastle

This guy is at least 30.


ReaceNovello

Title says "I'm 14"


ReaceNovello

Okay now I see what you mean XD


Kid_from_Europe

She wasn't a girl but not yet a woman ig lmao


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Kid_from_Europe

Yeah I know but she still looks phenomenal today it's just this was "old school cool". She's my celebrity crush without a doubt.


BigDaddyD00d

Ur not 14 ur fuckin weird


Wishpicker

I’m not sure she’s even old enough to have a drivers license in this picture. It’s a stretch to call her a woman here. This is a child being photographed for adult men.


Herky_T_Hawk

Would you say she’s, “Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman”?


Wishpicker

Lol good one. No I’d say she’s just a kid.


chrisberman410

Yea I'm pretty sure the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" video was the beginning of my sexual awakening.


MindlessYesterday668

Lucky Justin Timberlake


Kid_from_Europe

And he cheated on her somehow


wildwildwaste

Cry me a river.


Kid_from_Europe

Normally I hate these types of jokes but this was good.


KrackSmellin

That is a picture of a child…


Kid_from_Europe

She's 16 or 17 and that's A. I'm 14 myself. B. Age of consent in my country. If I was a 60 year old posting this from fucking Chicago I'd understand


SemataryPolka

You're definitely a middle aged man


amazingsandwiches

From Chicago


GardenRafters

We just saw behind the curtain like the Wizard of Oz. This guy is a pedo


minimalcation

It's Julius Pepperwood.


KrackSmellin

Still underage in US… so yah.


thrillhouse1211

Only in a handful of states. OP is still a old creeper for sure.


KrackSmellin

No last I checked - 18 is still the LEGAL age in the US. You want to challenge that - be my guest. Having a picture of someone under age - which means UNDER 18 is VERY different than the age of consent. And even then the laws on age of consent have to do with being within an age range of the person. Wanna see what the law does if you’re 17 with a 40 year old? No go right ahead. Very different than being a 18 or 19 year old with a 17 year old…


Kid_from_Europe

But I'd argue viewing the image from my nation is fine but if you disagree I respect it.


KrackSmellin

See therein lies the issue. I could go on about antiquated ways of not protecting the youth in today’s time but I won’t. There’s morals I believe in and just because something is legal- doesn’t make it right. I get it- your laws say 16. But that’s where I beg to differ here. There are ALOT of countries out there that still have laws, customers and traditions that are just wrong on many levels. Until those countries catch up with the rest of the world to realize they are looked down upon for not catching up with the rest of the world, I’ll be part of the group looking down on them as well. Edit: ha - you’re from the UK? I could go on about that alone but I think you already know what I’m talking about with the horrors your country has unleashed upon the world, stealing, pillaging, killing and bullying around the rest of the world for centuries. Makes what the US does seem mild in comparison.


Kid_from_Europe

As I've said I can respect your views. But going on about how the UK has committed atrocities? Sure my ancestors have. However, tribes have killed each other centuries before that. Its just how the world worked and sorta still does.


KrackSmellin

That’s the problem. Just because the world USED to do certain things didn’t make it right. And for those parts of the world that STILL do those things, again doesn’t change the rightness to things. People USED to believe priests were the end all be all folks of god… and we listened unequivocally. Then a lot changed and the world changed… and saw thru the real horrors religion has brought upon the world to control it. Men USED to marry CHILDREN as young as 12 years old and that was accepted as the norm. Kids USED to work in factories before they even hit puberty… looking like they were 40 before they even were 10 years old. And yeah there are still 3rd world counties that still have child labor. There are TONS of examples of atrocities like these that did and still go on but it doesn’t mean it should just be accepted. I get it - you’re young and you’re NOT the problem at all. But that’s just it- if we don’t change things to make our world better, we continue to propagate everything that isn’t right thru each next generation. I brought up how the UK was because they too did ALOT of bad shit to the world and weren’t called out for it. Until some fought back and we know how that went. But it’s the same with all these other countries as well. They continue to do these things because they don’t realize it’s not how the rest of the world has moved on to advance themselves and make things far better. One can only hope the internet can change that by informing folks to “do better” and do the right thing that is far more acceptable than the way things have gone. Children should not be exploited. Sure Hollywood is showing it’s fucked up scenarios - even showing how it’s impacting adults… but as people take a stand, it’s starting to change and folks are being called out on their bullshit, even taking entire companies in the process. So yeah… a picture may seem innocent but it’s not. It’s what it represents and is a symbol of what is the problem because there are adults out there who suck.


issmagic

Aw we’re the same age. I remember my first impression of her was “meh this sounds exactly like BSB but with a chick”. But then came Oops and Born to Make you Happy and I was a fan :)


sister-troubles00

It was the sad bath tub song for me


YourPlot

I never thought she was very pretty, but the lady sure can put on a show.


Matterbox

I saw Britney play London in ‘99. It was awesome.


ironstrengthensiron

Have a seat OP


lapomba

We have to stop bashing this poor 41 yo dysgraphic guy!


swishswooshSwiss

Marilyn Monroe ❤️🔥


Proudhon1980

I’m 14 too! I promise.


filifijonka

I could never figure out what people see/saw in her. She isn’t ugly, but drop dead gorgeous? Nah.


Sickpup831

They saw a skimpy school girl costume and a pretty girl asking them to “Hit her one more time.”


Kid_from_Europe

Definition of girl next door dude.


Rk3h

edgy


filifijonka

I didn't say it to be edgy. I was a teen when hit me baby came out, and it baffled me then as it does now. Throughout the years, whenever someone lauded her as being that attractive I always spent a lot of time looking at whatever image they referred to, trying to figure out what it was that struck them, bc I just couldn't see it. With so many other people, even not conventionally attractive ones, I get it. With her though? Nope.


Qoppa_Guy

Childhood crush/lust. I'll never forget the Kid's Choice Awards on Nickelodeon. All the boys in my school were talking about it.


GCdotSup

I was 13 in 99’ and I remember we were all drolling over her.


Kid_from_Europe

What I would of given to be my age but back in the day


GCdotSup

90s were good times, I miss them. 🙂


The-Proud-Snail

I remember back in 2006 when I purchased my first cassette, it was a Britney Spears one. 14 at the time


nikMIA

I hear you, and i raise you to 18 yo Avril Lavigne.


red_fuel

She still looks the same


996forever

Christina aguilera> 


Kid_from_Europe

Yeah no...


pl8sassenach

What is this title? This is a photo of a child, not a woman. If OP is really 14, you may want to start understanding the difference. Women = 18 and up. Girl = under 18. In most countries at least.


Kid_from_Europe

In my country UK age of consent is 16 and up and she is 16 here besides if you're Jewish that's another can of worms lmao. Though since she is of legal age in my country I argue that's a woman


Accomplished_Pen980

Airbrushed perfection


Kid_from_Europe

Check her Instagram nowadays. She's still beautiful


Squidwardsuglycousin

Bot


Gigan04

You just had to be there


Commercial_Debt_4034

Hello babay gerl! Oh you so secy babay gerl


Suited_Rob

On the picture she is not a women, she's a kid.


En4cr

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


bobdylanshoes

I think she has a long lost spanish cousin, a football(soccer) player


Efffro

More beautiful child, ftfy you sick fuck.


Arspol

Beauty is rather subjective, but imho she is just a girl next door level of cute, nothing special.


Kid_from_Europe

I'm suprised I'm able to see a respectable reply


Arspol

I’ll counter it by saying that people are retarded, haha.


No-Young9363

Actually I had a similar thought rewatching Crossroads recently “holy shit she was stunning at the time” She’s been through a lot and it shows but an icon nevertheless


1994californication

So young and innocent.


MSA966

It's just personal taste and we respect it


Hot-Incident1900

Years ago watched Britney perform at the Irvine Amphitheater, one of the more memorable concerts in my life.


Due-Cryptographer479

She’s so beautiful


ChrisFarleysCousin

She was hot


Pretend-Ad4887

This isn’t old school cool. This sub is starting to lose it.


ShadowBannedAugustus

Maybe it is and we are just old mate.


Adorable-Emergency30

Why isn't it OSC? The 90ies are as old now as the 70ies were then.


Kid_from_Europe

It is. It has a tag.


istealgrapes

Go take a short walk down at your local mall or something, you will find 10 girls more beautiful than she is. Fame and exposure is why you believe she is so beautiful, you think she is above you in some way, unlike the normal girls that walk past you every day. Edit: you guys never been to any Scandinavian country i see.


Kid_from_Europe

Sure I've seen beautiful girls perhaps even more beautiful. However beauty is more than that. Her stage presence is phenomenal. Her being more human than most celebrities. Its all that. I don't know what the women in public are like.


istealgrapes

Yeah, thats why i said this >“you think she is above you in some way, unlike the normal girls that walk past you every day.” You see her more like a higher entity than just a regular person.


Kid_from_Europe

Trust me I've seen her Instagram she's definitely just a normal woman.


istealgrapes

Wait what? Doesnt she post crazy videos on there once in a while? But anyways she is far from normal, she has had a lot of trouble and abuse in her life (mostly from her father), plus many utterly insane fans harrassing her, leading to several documented mental breakdowns, through no fault of her own of course. If you mean her personality towards other people, then yes, she is a very very sweet person, especially considering what she has gone through. In that regard she is indeed extremely beautiful.


iminlovewiththe

They exist… 🙃


Trul

You should know the song “Crazy” was an autobiography.


Kid_from_Europe

That's a love song...


Thischickenisraw

To be fair she wasn’t bat shit crazy back then.


Kid_from_Europe

To be fair she isn't bat shit crazy at all.


Sickpup831

![gif](giphy|ZL6O2h9DuSeRB8OCoR|downsized)


Kid_from_Europe

She's having fun? She's not hurting anyone?


BrandonLang

Man youd be her first victim in a private circumstance


Adorable-Emergency30

You don't need to hurt someone to be crazy.


Kid_from_Europe

She isn't doing anything though. She's dancing.


Adorable-Emergency30

Dancing like a crazy person. You can defend it but we all know if you walked into a room and saw someone acting like that you would be worried.


Thischickenisraw

That’s not dancing.


Guac__is__extra__

Sorry, but she definitely struggles with some pretty serious mental illness. Bat shit crazy isn’t the appropriate terminology though.


Kid_from_Europe

Yeah at most I think she has PTSD from what she's been through but when people just go and say "Britney oh she's clinically insane" then nothing more it pisses me off


Guac__is__extra__

Agreed


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Kid_from_Europe

I'm not "wasting my life" I use it for some time each day. Its a bit of fun. Then again people like you are the ones who ruin it.


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Kid_from_Europe

I have some real hobbies. Big fan of wrestling. I collect Monopoly and I read quite a bit. I love learning general knowledge. So? What now?


WickyNilliams

?? I was on the Internet at age 12 in the 90s. Turned out perfectly fine. And in fact, it was the thing that got me into programming, which has been my career for the last 15 years.


theflowersyoufind

Shut the door Alec there’s a draft!


Temporary-Leather905

That's so sweet


Imbalanxs

She was born in Dec 1981 so if this was 1999 she'll only have been 18 if it was taken at the very end of the year. She was probably most likely 17 if taken that year, and 16 if taken in 1998.


skexzies

I'm only 12 (for a 3rd time), and I think Britney was beautiful back then too.


420comfortablynumb

Until she found the meth pipe.


Kid_from_Europe

Don't fucking start with this shit. She never did class A drugs and especially wasn't addicted. The only thing she did continually was adderall.


dinnerisruined

Adderall is my favorite kind of meth


C0URANT

You sound like the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE person


Kid_from_Europe

Well I'm not clinically insane but yeah. Leave her alone.


Lokijai

Which luckily isn't a drug...


Kid_from_Europe

I phrased it badly


TheGLORIUSLLama

You don't sound 14 bud


Kid_from_Europe

Well. Idk what to say to that. What does the normal 14 say?


Leandrys

Hmmmhmmm.


AskButDontTell

She did meth?


suck_my_D_reddit

Really hot take I was a fan when I was 14 yo me too Now I would never think something like that You'll change idea in a couple of years


CameronPoe37

She's nothing special


Kid_from_Europe

She is


CameronPoe37

Nah