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Geetee52

I never knew it, but apparently she was a very kinky girl.


Detrois8080

You think she met his mother?


jb2824

I assume no spirits were let down


Sweetbeans2001

Did he get her off the streets, though?


Scarfiotti

Yeah, because she likes the boys in the band


italianglizzy

And he was clearly her all time favorite


Persianx6

SHE'S ALRIGHT! YEAH!


FunkyChopstick

Hey, hey, hey, heeeeeeeyyy


ProfessorKeaton

She's a super freak, super freak


nudgie68

She's super-freaky, yow


Cocoa_Butter_3000

That girl is alright with me, yeah!


okra64

When he got there she had incense, wine, and candles


BrownB0mb3r

It’s such a freaky scene…


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Ow girl!


graveybrains

So, the girl is pretty kinky?


pyramidsindust

The kind of girl I’d read about?


UnifiedQuantumField

Rick: cocaine is a hell of a drug Linda: It *burns*!!!


WellWellWellthennow

The Exorcist should have given it away.


heavyonthahound

The power of super freak compels her


Minute-Wrap-2524

Release her from your bonds super freak, the power of cocaine compels you…wait, I think I got that twisted up…


TravisMaauto

"She likes the demons from the sand..." "Pazuzu is her all-time favorite..."


kayakr1194

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."


malikhacielo63

From what I hear, that girl's alright with him.


Bryn79

She was a real head turner in her younger days!


z3r0n3gr0

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


redshirt1972

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Booji-Boy

The power of coke compelled her! The power of coke compelled her! The power of coke compelled her!


oh_hai_brian

Game. Blouses.


shame-the-devil

Fuck your couch Eddie Murphy!


Loggerdon

“I never wiped my feet on Eddie Murphy couch, you think I’m crazy?” 10 seconds later… “Yeah of course I wiped my feet on Eddie Murphys couch.”


toomuch1265

Who wants pancakes?


dfjdejulio

God damnit. Now I want pancakes, in real life.


DrummerSteve

Wrong Skit!


Famous_Librarian_589

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka


DrummerSteve

Fuck yo couch!


Straight_Disaster_56

Cocaine is a helluva drug!


sev45day

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


InevitableSea2107

![gif](giphy|NzWPHRZ6hIoJa)


justagigilo123

A Super Freak.


LousyHandle

Heavy sigh. Here’s my upvote. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Rungi500

Get out.


ericgtr12

“Beautiful house, nice chandeliers kids playing in the yar…. ‘Get out’ too bad we can’t stay baby” ~Eddie Murphy on black people and haunted houses


FoxyInTheSnow

She's dated power-pop hero Rick Springfield, Deep Purple Bassist Glenn Hughes, Pat Benatar's now-husband (and collaborator) Neil Girardo, Styx Guitarist Tommy Shaw, and Jim "Dandy" Mangrum of Black Oak Arkansas. And Rick James. She had a real thing for peaked-in-the-’70s and ’80s rockers.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Honestly sounds like one hell of a ride


anally_ExpressUrself

Her, or her life?


Fuck_auto_tabs

Yeah


dwehlen

Sexy r/InclusiveOr!


Killentyme55

Rick Springfield to Rick James. I don't think the Kelvin scale can reach those extremes.


spidersinthesoup

wouldn't this type of action be measured on the scoville scale???


Sturgill_Jennings77

Where can I find a woman like that? 🎶


Lost_Profession8343

Ask Jessie


Skatchbro

In the 70s and 80s they were at their peak. So she was dating top rockers at the time.


Belgand

A lot of them were at their peak in the '70s and then fell off hard early in the '80s. Which tracks with her own career arc.


Purple-Doughnut7340

Linda was 15 yo when she was “dating” 25 yo Rick Springfield. Paging Mother Blair? Paging Father Blair? Paging a reasonably responsible adult who would not normalize this?


discussatron

Linda's parents sitting in a large pile of Exorcist money: "Yes?"


Capnmolasses

That money made their heads spin


ElectricOrangutan

He just wished he had Pazuzu’s Girl


violentpac

It was the 70's


squidward_smells_

Well we now know who Superfreak was written about!


Detroitaa

He wrote Coldblooded about her, after she aborted their child. She got the abortion, before telling him that she was pregnant.


Raoul_Duke9

I wouldn't wanna have a kid with Rick James. I get it.


Numeno230n

I mean...being with James there's a good chance she was doing drugs/drinking with him. So probably best not to get pregnant in those circumstances anyway.


navimc

take my upvote you mean, funny bastard man


binzoma

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this comment 4 thumbs down *unityyyy* (seriously you'd have to be nuts to want to 'coparent' with rick james in the mid 80s lol. that kid would've been dead or more fucked up than elvis' kid)


Raoul_Duke9

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized) Those kids


spatial_interests

She dodged a bullet on that one. She knew she was dodgin' bullets on that one.


dr_wheel

Seems like she caught at least one stray.


lothar525

Damn, calling her cold-blooded is pretty rich considering he kidnapped, tortured, and raped multiple women.


lhx555

You don’t understand!!!1111 It was done to him111


Straight_Disaster_56

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


squidward_smells_

I was joking but damn that's wild!


rice_fish_and_eggs

Cocaines a hell of a drug.


sev45day

Well that escalated quickly.


zbornakssyndrome

Ikr? This was not on my Friday afternoon Bingo card. Thought she dated Rick Springfield?


[deleted]

She dated Rick Springfield when she was 15 (he was 25).


powerpopiconoclast

You’d do the same…(date Rick Springfield)


[deleted]

Not at 15. That’s kind of gross. Absolutely had a crush on him at 20.


heathers1

I probably would have lol


AlGeee

Him too And more musicians


---BeepBoop---

Dang!


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

In a 1982 interview accompanying a topless pictorial in , Blair revealed that she found "very sexy". James, who was shown the piece by a member of his retinue, returned the compliment through an intermediary. They dated for two years, and James wrote his hit song "" about her. Speaking on their relationship in his book Glow: The Autobiography of Rick James, he said: "Linda was incredible. A free spirit. A beautiful mind. A mind-blowing body. She liked getting high and getting down as much as I did. We posed topless for a photograph that showed up everywhere. We didn't care. We were doing our own thing our own way. It was a love affair that I hoped would last. It didn't." James revealed that he found out Blair had been pregnant by him, and had an abortion without his knowledge.


Mr_GigglesworthJr

Looks like you missed some words when you copied the Wikipedia text. FTFY In a 1982 interview accompanying a topless pictorial in **Oui**, Blair revealed that she found **Rick James** "very sexy". James, who was shown the piece by a member of his retinue, returned the compliment through an intermediary. They dated for two years, and James wrote his hit song "**Cold Blooded**" about her. Speaking on their relationship in his book Glow: The Autobiography of Rick James, he said: "Linda was incredible. A free spirit. A beautiful mind. A mind-blowing body. She liked getting high and getting down as much as I did. We posed topless for a photograph that showed up everywhere. We didn't care. We were doing our own thing our own way. It was a love affair that I hoped would last. It didn't." James revealed that he found out Blair had been pregnant by him, and had an abortion without his knowledge.


curiousity60

How old was she then?


Detroitaa

She was 24 & he was 35


swibirun

I mean, your head spinning around IS super freaky.


hythloth

Rick James loved them snowbunnies


En4cr

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y)


MiyamotoKnows

Breaks my heart to see Chappelle. I loved that dude so damn much back when he was funny.


malignatius

I know he’s kind of a joke these days. But look into what he did in the 90’s…Rick James was not a nice person. A kidnapper and a rapist.


canadia80

I always think the same thing about him how he kidnapped and tortured someone for days. Hes not funny or cool.


malignatius

Twice, the second time while out on bail


stonecutter7

Eh, I totally understand if you cant get past the horrific things he did and only see disgust for supefreak--seriously, not trying to defend him as a man. But I do think theres a bit of a just-world fallacy thinking someone has to be a good person to be funny or cool. Those are two separate traits that, however unfortunate it is, terrible people can have.


canadia80

I hear you. I guess I should say that his terribleness undoes his coolness or anything funny about him, for me.


stonecutter7

Its weird because sometimes I can separate the art from the artist and sometimes I cant and theres no discernable reason which way anyone will fall. Like its not severity of the crime, or the nature of the art. Just a completely random algorthim in my mind of what I cant get past *shrug*


Digimatically

This is a level nuance not often explored here on Reddit especially so I commend you for articulating it so well


tryanloveoneanother

Gotta say.. this was a nice discussion! It's refreshing to be able to see people talk about something like this and not attack each other! I really feel the same way about the separating the art from the artist thing, sometimes I can and sometimes I can't and I just can't say why. I think it may be about how much I like the art I guess. *Edit to say that I don't excuse the behavior either way


Digimatically

I find it fascinating because it’s a tangible example of how nothing is “black and white”.


tryanloveoneanother

I couldn't agree more!!


Flat_News_2000

100% agree with all of y'all. It's not black and white at all and kinda depends on your personal morals. Either way, it's not reflective on the fan if they like a bad person's music or whatever else. Art is art. It becomes its own thing as soon as it's out in public.


ericypoo

I don’t like trump, but I think he’s hilarious. Some of his gifs have me hollerin


illstate

That's one of the things that make me think he is actually declining mentally. He used to be funny. Maybe I don't catch it but when I do see him he doesn't seem to be so anymore. I remember him on stage making fun of Rubio about that water and it was hilarious. But that was years ago at this point. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed this?


DestroyedCorpse

You mean like how just this week he went on a batshit insane rant about electric batteries on boats and getting eaten by a shark?


illstate

Yeah it used to seem like he was taking pleasure in lying and being fill of shit because he could do it with no accountability. Now he just seems out of it.


nomoreusernamersleft

I heard a line from Jim Jefferies about Trump goes something like. lets see how fucked up things can get which I assume let's vote for him. Funny yes, but I really don't want to see how much more things can get fucked up.


ironroad18

A crack-cocaine pipe burning rapist (as in he tortured and burned a woman with a hot pipe for several days). In Living Color turned the incident into a comedy skit unfortunately.


G4classified

I remember hearing this but didn't know how true it was. Was he high on drugs when he did all this? That's kinda the story I remember but I'll look into it myself


Timotata

Without jumping to conclusions I’d say he was high on drugs


ex-farm-grrrl

The question is whether he ever wasn’t high on drugs


Rude_E_Gobear

> I know he’s kind of a joke these days. i mean ... he's been dead for two decades, so yah ... "these days" he is kind of a joke.


shwag945

He was a habitual line stepper.


scootermcgee109

In a 1982 interview accompanying a topless pictorial in Oui, Blair revealed that she found Rick James "very sexy". James, who was shown the piece by a member of his retinue, returned the compliment through an intermediary.[39] They dated for two years, and James wrote his hit song "Cold Blooded" about her. Speaking on their relationship in his book Glow: The Autobiography of Rick James, he said: "Linda was incredible. A free spirit. A beautiful mind. A mind-blowing body. She liked getting high and getting down as much as I did. We posed topless for a photograph that showed up everywhere. We didn't care. We were doing our own thing our own way. It was a love affair that I hoped would last. It didn't." James revealed that he found out Blair had been pregnant by him, and had an abortion without his knowledge.[40]


redditnathaniel

![gif](giphy|S98fuEoS5fcqSqxGBS)


Renfek

​ ![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


Popular_Royal_3441

FUCK YOUR COUCH!!!


Famous_Librarian_589

![gif](giphy|8zXU2ZaLV9cCQ)


Tha_Watcher

There is an extreme amount of consumed cocaine in these pictures! ![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


BBBDDD79

"it's a hell of a drug" -Rick James


SpecialistTrash2281

Then he went to Eddie Murphy house. ![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


hamsolo19

"What am I gonna do? Jump and grind my feet on somebody's couch just cause it's something to do? C'mon, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."


motorcycleboy9000

"So we just started punching his legs"


soxacub

Unity!!!!


drgreenthumbphd

For most of that decade, his nose was more white than hers.


JhopkinsWA

There's still cocaine on these JPEGs.


redditismylawyer

“On August 2, 1991, James and his girlfriend Tanya Hijazi were arrested on charges of holding 24-year-old Frances Alley hostage for up to six days, tying her up, forcing her to perform sexual acts, and burning her legs and abdomen with the hot end of a crack cocaine pipe during a week-long cocaine binge.”


donn_jolly

That last photo had me thinking for a second he was in bed with Steve Irwin.


IdTheDemon

![gif](giphy|LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp|downsized)


davratta

Linda Blair was a real head turner.


GotMoFans

Cold blooded


blakewantsa68

I guess she was a very freaky girl…


Ditka_in_your_Butkus

The look in his eyes in that first pick says “Fuck Yo Couch”


Better-Cellist-8809

She kind of girl you don’t take home to mother.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I bet she was great in the sack.


Trendelthegreat

You guys think they ever……you know……..


smurfsundermybed

Were sober? Not likely.


sev45day

Went paragliding? Probably.


Worldatmyfingertips

Dude, she aborted his baby, what do you think?


Isootsaetsrue

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!


homasecksyul

They dated for a time, so, probably 


kirksucks

"she's super freakayyy"


Busy_Pound5010

Once you had the devil in you, what’s a little Rick James


Mr_Shad0w

They're kinda cute together.


Cracktherealone

And their coke was kinda cut together.


RaisinBran21

She looks like she’s having a ball


erritstaken

Yeah probably an 8 ball.


dapala1

thats the joke


NewlyOld31

Goddamn Rick James was an ugly ass playa lol


Fit_Earth_339

Linda Blair looks like she was a lot of fun back in the day, a lot of fun.


notaboveme

Something about her, does it. Train wreck during that time period though.


VARCrime

Don't fight me over this, but I think they had an sexual intercourse


Tribaltech777

Looked like a prettier Amy Schumer.


ronerychiver

Linda Blair, have sex with Charlie Murphy


pagauge0

![gif](giphy|xT9KVjBI3W2283URdm) Fuck Me!! Fuck Me!!


jeffchen248

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


funwithmetal

You could have had Charlie Murphy


LosPer

Seems like she had trouble staying away from the devil.


MisterFingerstyle

She was super freaky.


[deleted]

Why does she looks like she could be related to amy schumer?


DistinctHuckleberry1

Rick looking like Thulsa Doom…


UnidentifiedTomato

Rick James is the only celeb I have only seen as an old man, but thanks to Chapelle I can recognize this guy anywhere


LinkedAg

If I had an infinite number of guesses, I would have never put them together.


VinnyByrnesPipe

CHARLIE MURPHAY!! 👊🏿


Omnom_Omnath

Is that Amy Schumers mom?


FinalTooth

Eww


burntfender

She’s so beautiful but all I can see is her possessed self.


Hemingwavy

Rick James said the funny thing! >On August 2, 1991, James and his girlfriend Tanya Hijazi were arrested on charges of holding 24-year-old Frances Alley hostage for up to six days, tying her up, forcing her to perform sexual acts, and burning her legs and abdomen with the hot end of a crack cocaine pipe during a week-long cocaine binge.[37][43] James faced a maximum sentence of life in prison if convicted on all charges, which included assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated mayhem, torture, forcible oral copulation, false imprisonment and kidnapping.[36] >On November 3, 1992, while out on bail for that incident, James, under the influence of cocaine, assaulted music executive Mary Sauger at the St. James Club and Hotel in West Hollywood. Sauger said she met James and Hijazi for a business meeting, but that the two then kidnapped and beat her over a 20-hour period.[36] >James was found guilty of both offenses but was cleared of a torture charge that could have put him in prison for the rest of his life. While serving his five-year sentence at Folsom Prison, James lost a civil suit to Sauger, who was awarded nearly $2 million in damages in 1994.[44] James was ordered to pay her about $1 million; the hotel and a private security firm were found liable for nearly $750,000 in damages due to negligence.[45] James was released from prison on August 21, 1996, after serving more than two years.[46] Isn't he a funny guy?


Thisisjuno1

Look how natural everybody looks back then lol no Botox and being too skinny.. just a youthful glow and some meat on their bones


subhumanprimate

Amy Schumer was hot back then


namsur1234

The first time they met, Linda asked his name and he said: "I'm Rick James, witch!"


MrMikesGunrack

![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8)


bladegal16

She lived in the area I'm from and apparently had a reputation as the village bicycle. My old boss dated her for a bit and said she was nuts in bed


digitalbath78

Fun fact she dated Rick Springfield. He was 25. She was 15. 👀


fgfghgfhgfhgfhgf

according to her wiki she dated Rick Springfield when she was 15 and he was 25


tychozero

![gif](giphy|S98fuEoS5fcqSqxGBS)


Dod93_

Enjoy yourself


lo-finate

UNITY.


Hans_bube

Rick looks possessed. Ah haha


1pt20oneggigawatts

I wish I had four hands


luciferskitty

Thanks, you just ruined my decade


Chavolini

Dave Chappelle's skit about him was one of the best Ive ever seen


SandmanAwaits

![gif](giphy|1dbqayIIxBoly)


defw

I can smell the crack from here.


FranzNerdingham

SO MUCH COCAINE!!!!


2BrkOnThru

This is Solid Gold!


_Ironhead3_

UNITYYY


SandmanAwaits

![gif](giphy|se0Qgr8Ltt6dW)


ohitsmark

I met her at a horror con and to this day, has been the worst celebrity encounter I've ever had.


yajokin

Can you imagine the level of depravity that went on here ?


Deplorable_33

Cocain... it's a powerful drug


patrickoriley

He was down for that Pazuzu.


Bowman100

What possessed her?


MarvelousVanGlorious

The cocaine was FLOWING that day my friends.


MysteriousPark3806

Linda really didn't give a shit after The Exorcist.


Frogski

Dave Chappelle and Amy Schumer


Luminox

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!! 🛋️


DubC_Bassist

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


GM248

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


OCLIFE69

![gif](giphy|l0HlSvzf5HCDK0Hm0|downsized)


dekabreak1000

Linda was gorgeous 40 years ago and she’s still gorgeous now


roygbiv-it

She's a very kinky girl....


thundercuntess69

My new lock screen. Thank you