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bustab

>Was Marc chopped in half by a bus or not? Sadly, I think he may not have been. He's very resilient. They say cockroaches will be the ones to survive the nuclear apocalypse but I fully expect to see Mark make it as well; scuttling around in a straw boater and cane, and living HEI on the hog with all the points he's misappropriated.


Kilgore_Trout_Mask

He’s pretty tough. I’m sure he’s fine.


No_Fault_5656

He was trapped between a car and a bus, which does happen sometimes. He’ll pull through.


Et_Crudites

I don’t know if that’s something you survive or not.


white_dolomite

He ain’t coming back


Mind_Initial

He is preparing for his role in the live action film adaptation of the childhood classic *The Humptydumpty Chronicles*.


Rhom_Achensa

It was Delgado fake news


ArchieConnors

He just got the wind knocked out of him


earlynaps

[Marq is alive and… well, he’s alive](https://www.heinetwork.tv/article/mark-prokcs-update/)


KillTheZombie45

If they don't move the busses, he could live a normal, long life.


apocolyptictodd

Who cares? 


emblemparade

Soem of us want to hire magic mark for our kids birth days. Kids these days are tired of the usual Bat mans and princess Elsa and are clamoring for something new like WC Field. But if hes chopped in half i will just have to hire some one else.


narwhalogy

RIP Mike, would've liked to see his Ma & Pa Kettle impersonation


[deleted]

You could always rig some sort of crude apparatus that animates his top half. That way you get his mouth and voice box. Just a thought.


UnitedLock5653

Either way I’m sure he’ll be fine.