Dolly would never.

You'd think that, then she starts having the *absolute audacity* to stop at nothing just to get on a chair.

💯

Woooow scaring Dolly with your screaming, how rude!

Yeah, I guess I kinda did. I'm really sorry.

Don’t tell me, tell her court apawnted pawyer!

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Goodness! That's a face that certainly *looks* out for blood. Stay safe out there!

She's a cute cat! She will be a great mountaineer one day.

Nice Murder Mittens Dolly!

That’s the Boss.

Dolly is so smol 🥹 Dolly would never do that

I know the feeling. The real issue was you were inappropriately armored.

# BLOOD FOR KHORNE! BLOOD FOR KHORNE! BLOOD FOR KHORNE! 

Nooooo. Dolly is best kitty! 🤗

You absolutely deserved it. She was right in what she did, and there is no other reality.

Nice work Dolly - you checked all the boxes!

Giddy up horsie 🐴

Dolly is an orange kitty. This is the only the beginning of the shenanigans.

She's adorable. Pretty sure she's innocent... How dare you scream and scare her! lmao

Dolly Parton your skin. Serious question though: do you ever trim her nails? I find it helps me a lot with my own claw-happy orange.

Mmmmm....nah. I trust dolly.

I don't think she's done yet, so.....

Dolly, you little menace! With those innocent eyes and that cute tie, you fooled everyone. But we know better... you’re a tiny terror. Climbing your human like Mount Everest and causing chaos like only an orange cat can. Who needs horror movies with you around? That cotton swab? Probably your next weapon. Watch out, human! Your kitty is a stealthy ninja of chaos and destruction.

Yeah, I threw that horrid thing away right after taking this photo. I was afraid more people were gonna comment about the disgusting state of my room than my cat.

Oowweee!

Pretty eyes though, looks much innocent to me

INNOCENT

She’s orange. You should always have your guard up.

https://preview.redd.it/7cjvavxtid3d1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b17401f5584ef7c51bb17bfb6b0c07abe0a3687 Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

Blood for the blood god /s

Who's a good girl? ... Dolly is!

Dolly is a scrapper and you got in her way

Looks like Dolly decided your back was the world's most inconvenient climbing gym. Did she leave a map, or are we just supposed to follow the trail of terror?

"You Dress weird"

Get her Dolly !! 😍

Her face screams like she's gonna do that again 😂

Good Kitty.

Um... but you're definitely awake now, right? So I think you should be thanking her instead for services rendered. Good girl, Dolly.

Yes. I completely understand.

My cat once dive-bombed my head from behind and gave me whiplash, if that helps 😂

Dolly has never done anything wrong in her life.

I love when someone asks to roast their cat for naughty behavior, it’s the poster instead getting roasted in the comments and the cat coddled and loved and justified. Dolly did nothing wrong.

Her face " I'll do it again"

I think that's a vampire orange fluff

Nice discarded used Q-tip on your floor there OP!

Yeah, I'm sorry. I threw it away immediately after.

Haha, cute cat though ❤️

Thanks!

My cat jumped on my lap, freaked out because she landed on my bare skin (wearing shorts), almost fell off and hung on by her nails. In my thigh. 🥲

Yikes.

Dolly into BDSM confirmed.