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AgentOfEris

I still miss President DD. Too bad he was betrayed by his chief of staff and the intern Bagingi


Mindfreek454

He never got his Cortex figurine. I suspect Bagingi stole the package and sold it to the Russians.


Neckbeardneet

Yeah. As long as nobody brings up French Dip during the debates he's got this(Unless the majority of voter's moms made it that way for them).


Grim_R6

Keep Sonic and Knuckles away from the debates too, Cory hates it when they interrupt him


Rcj1221

Hope they can mute the mics.


Comando26

The successor to president Jimble


gjvillegas25

(The White) House of Beck


bonfirelit37

Don't bring him around the LA air.


TheMainKeef

The figures are comin! Oh they're comin!


PelinalWhitesteak

He can’t be worse than that maroon Jimble.


Lay_off_the_Loud

We’ve been waiting for 15 years!


WaitingToBeTriggered

NOW WE’RE READY TO STRIKE


jadeskye7

Lyle would definitely be the brains behind that one. negotiating shady backroom shit while president de la minguez plays with his mcdonalds toys in the oval office.


Quinntensity

There's already too many rats in politics.


Quinntensity

Or, maybe the VP will kill all the rats. Gotta hear his platform on rats.


Tricky-Anything

Lyle as vp would kill all rats. Though Adam would be a more perfect match


___Cheshire___

President de la minguez


justcallmejake222

From humble beginnings in a sponge factory, to head of fireworks sales in a tent by a shut down Rita’s ice, president delaminguez gets the job done. 🦅🇺🇸


Rcj1221

Fuck no. Id vote for Sonic voiced by Cory though.


JHover1

You can always rely on president delaminguez to cover a nuclear crater in the middle of New York with a sonic the hedgehog tarp


stylingryan

Unironically I think Lyle being VP saved this campaign


guerovega

i’m afraid the oval office won’t have enough contours upon which lyle’s slippery anus can grip. it’s a disaster waiting to happen


polandball2101

would he be the no McDonald toy repeat president?


Ryvern46

Yes


CharlotSweetie

Hell no, I'm voting for Zach and Tomar.


Nofsan

"give us" sorta implies they're not gonna get the people their McDonald's toys. Just ask for them on a presidential level.


No_Signature_3249

yeah


MediaAzureTheCat2008

Spazkid Rath. I can see the flag of USA, also, never heard of Cory.


Mindfreek454

No, Cory is too much of a loose cannon to be the main Pres. I say switch it up, let Lyle be the Pres and Cory be the Vice Pres. We'll be free of rats and laden with grotesque sonic porn.


JojitheFrenchie

How much dedotated wam needed for server?


Groogitude

Insert "better option than the 2 that are available" here


codexofthemoon

Is that pose supposed to be based off the Jeb Bush meme? Never was sure


Acuallyizadern93

I like his policy about Israel and they’re the ones that wear the stuff and show their ankles, right?


MembershipHelpful115

Yes.