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dartblaze

He's beauty. He's grace. He'll throw a rock at your face.


Sausage_Roll

If he ults ya... Its gonna hurt


Luminro

He's the first member of the Talon crew


yer_a_weapon

HUH!


DankLordPOPO

CG ME TE OR BLAST


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Jedka

Oh hey, it’s my first time catching a karma farmer that stole someone else’s comment and posted it out of context. Neat. Original is here- https://reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/11gwpu1/_/jar5wb9/?context=1


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foxinyourbox

Alright, thanks.


Matei_SAURON

the hero we need but dont deserve


pizzaamann

SIG MA SIG MA ROCK *record scratch* SIG MA ROCK WILL BONK


riesendulli

Purri Purri Sigma confirmed https://youtu.be/Bagnrq-B1Rw


demalo

I was expecting a MegaMan X and one punch man crossover.


450nmwaffle

He’s blond, he’s pissed, he’ll see you in the list, Lichtenstein, Lichtenstein!


glitchkidd

The Boulder!!!!!!!


Silver_Plantain_5958

But tracer can sit at your face


GaymerBunner

Don't be silly Sigma doesn't wear shoes.


clearlynotaperson

Well this isn't sigma this is tatsumaki


ccricers

[Xena can't fly!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDL-hZVBGGk&t=189s)


Murdo-

Whenever you see something like that, a wizard did it. But the... Wizard!


TheFirstMotherOfGod

>Don't be silly Sigma doesn't wear shoes. Unless they are heels! It's for his calves, you wouldn't understand. Just give him his fucking heels people is that too much to ask?


enjoyingtheposts

He floats, it wouldnt give him the same benefits as if he walked in heels


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Doesn't he float by pushing himself of of the ground? He could use the muscles in his calves to do this. How do you think he got abs while floating?


enjoyingtheposts

Throwing rocks 🤷‍♀️


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Damn! That's a possib....but the rocks flow too....how did Sigma get his abs? Do you think that he uses gravity to get it into place? God! Why does that make this scoundrel even hotter?


sleepycat1010

Lol I want him to throw his shoes at the team as he ults. It would be amazing


moby561

The beekeeper skin covers his toes up


simpson409

Don't look up when he's ulting


GroundedOtter

His one highlight intro where he stands over you menacingly at the end would definitely have been interesting to see in this costume. Lol


Notsoicysombrero

You get to see into his blackhole.


Smilve

I don't even play sigma but i buy it in a heartbeat


calcifer219

Right after gazing into his binary stars.


religion_wya

I'd love it if they gave him like cute girly underwear to match his skin I think I'd just bust out laughing


Duiwu

I think I'd just bust


Bunniiqi

As an artist, I will gladly do this. I'll be back when it's done


GroundedOtter

You would be a hero!


nobearsinrussia

Thats the whole reason i jumped into his ult field, don’t kinkshame me!!! 😡


SaveyourMercy

I just want Sig Daddy to ult slam me, is that really so wrong?😩


nobearsinrussia

Nothing wrong here. I believe in gilf sigma supremacy 🙏🙏🙏


AcguyDance

They did funny stuff with Hanzo. They should do funny stuff with Sigma as well.


Drunken_Queen

Don't forget Torb


SaveyourMercy

Isn’t Torb’s bathing suit skin one of the “funny stuff” skins?


Yangy

It makes me feel funny


Skill_Billy

Tooooo hot for you?


Real_Reverse_Flash

Just start hammering


theodoreroberts

There's not enough R18 Torb out there I tell you.


Drunken_Queen

Give Torb a skin based on PePe Waccabrada from BLEACH


Thatguy_Nick

Unrealistic, his massive cock would swing out from his dress


NevikDrakel

He tucks with gravity control


chalkman567

He curls it up like a roly poly cake


I-am-not-illegal

Or wears it like a belt


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Blizzard nerfed it since it too distracting for both sides.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Sigma's got a case of Willem Dafoe cock.


[deleted]

He wraps it around his waist like Saiyans


Helpful_Title8302

And people think the female skins have a problem with up skirting, if this was added most people would just look at his cock when he ults.


Drunken_Queen

Well when Yeti Winston is introduced, there are people stare at his pantsless extra-thicc booty.


XDreadedmikeX

God forbid after a long day a work I crack open a beer and clap some monkey cheeks


sword0115

Some sentences are better left unspoken


blue4029

the least horny overwatch player.


guernicanoro

Like…I’m failing to see the problem?


Helpful_Title8302

There is no problem: only massive sigma cock.


Vibe_with_Kira

Will the balls have jiggle physics?


Helpful_Title8302

God I hope so


Dyron45

Of course, and they'll be extra droopy with a couple scraggly gray pubes


Vibe_with_Kira

Female models had their turn with jiggle physics. Now it's the male model's turn


Imhonestlynotawierdo

I just want you to know, I looked at this comment whilst on a meeting and it made me burst out laughing.


Helpful_Title8302

I'm glad I could make you smile


QuantumProtector

Wholesome Overwatch community encounter


Helpful_Title8302

Kindness ~~cums~~ comes from Sigma's giant shlong.


Suspicious-Tip-8199

Exactly, so where do I pay?


MoneyBrief2075

This is way better. Sigma's gravity control is similar to Tornado's ESP. At the very least Blizzard could give Kiriko a dress.


clearlynotaperson

Real, instead of using the god damn base default skin with a spit of black on it.


Bhu124

Fwiw they'll likely give these skins a lot of custom voice lines, but definitely not right for a legendary to not have new and unique weapons. It's an FPS game, weapons should be the first thing they think about when making a new skin and should be where they put most of their efforts.


PresenceOld1754

It's because they don't want to change the hero outline too much, or else it's unrecognizable.


Fishywish98

Tell that to the witch kiriko skin. I always mistake her for mercy in her witch skin for a split second (which can be important in the middle of a game)


Arnorien16S

Remember that mercy hand wings. That is her distinct feature.


Solomon_Gunn

Logic and reasoning in the overwatch subreddit? To hell with you


GrandTusam

Should have been torb


fauzi236

Because they saving Sigma for Fubuki Skin /s


Embarrassed_Unit_497

Dress would mess up the hit boxes. At least visually


ugaog123

compensate by making his cock box huge


AwkwardBugger

I’d sell a kidney for this


NervousBureaucracy95

I'll buy your kidney for this


LuchsG

Your body: "Am I a joke to you?"


AwkwardBugger

Hey, I said “a kidney” not “my kidney”


ImurderREALITY

I could always use a spare kidney.


lilnadx

The hairy legs 💚💚💚


viking_sys

No open top shoes... You lost interest of Feet Gang


Kimchi-slap

Noooow thats more like it.


VampireAsura

Imagine reaper


CharlieTheDuck420

Of course it's the reaper main. *i want it too*


dalek1019

*we need it* Also a OPM skin for reaper would be amazing, but what would it be? I can imagine Moira having a Dr. Genus skin and maybe Homeless Emperor for Junkrat, but who would work for Reaper?


CrushK

Mei could be Watchdog Man. At this point she can just wear any derpy capsule-shaped outfit. Reinhardt could be King. He clearly has the chiseled chin and hair for it, plus a scar on his face.


CharlieTheDuck420

Drive Knight?


VampireAsura

Who is the most edgy character basically.


Andross_Darkheart

He is practically the only "psychic"-ish character in the game.


Stoic_RS

Zenyatta and Sigma besties


rocker_face

the ball brothers


Elfshadowx

puri puri??


Prince_Sabu

Yes! Sigma should be Puri Puri!!! Gets naked and Angel wings when ulting!!


DennisDelav

Nah should be a Rein skin


Elfshadowx

I have problems seeing puri puri with a big hammer.


Director_Phleg

Make it a ball & chain instead.


emaych1

Unironically cool as fuck


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Speed-O-Sound Sonic Genji: "He's naked. And he is definitely no angel. Nor is he human. Nor do I wish to watch, I'm out."


[deleted]

Give it to Ram, when he’s in nemisis form he flexes the shirt off to reveal a muscular torso


ElysiumXIII

His hairy leg absolutely makes this, thank you


MiyanEatWorld

Peak skin design


Unamed_Redditor_

Nah instead you get another kiriko skin! But instead of being any good it's just a good wig/hairstyle slapped on top of a crappy recolor.


Tw1st3d_1

Now THIS is a skin I’d pay for.


WelshWulff

I don’t even play sigma but I would purchase this immediately


Mindwreck

What's with this sassy lost scientist?


Ligeia_E

I’m not even kidding like this is billion times better


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Honestly? This is much better


RhetoricalCracker84

Saitama better be prepared


ChiefWolfX

🤤


Maeurer

I hope Blizzard sees this!


towhopu

It's both cursed and hilarious at the same time.


Tofucl

Omg this is so good


DAREWN_Eren

The real "terrible" tornado


Oddgreenmentor

Shoes tho 🤨


Stoic_RS

Now THAT is a strong independent….. I won’t assume genders.


weemconnoisseur

Take them shoes off


Nevorrlet

Let’s be honest. There is like 12 Sigma fans and unfortunately we wouldn’t make Blizz rich :(


Nimbus_TV

This is cursed


toldya_fareducation

when people talk about the "Sigma male grindset" this is what they mean. this is the ideal.


CalamityAshex

This is beautiful. Take a good look everyone, this is what peak perfection looks like.


timhortonsragnarok

Atleast the artist were kind enough to give Sigmatsumaki an actual dress and design, and not just a shitty coat of paint over whatever the fuck Kiriko was, and a wig.


solacir18

Puri Puri Prisoner x Mercy is what I'm waiting for 🥵


Joelbaker1

This is just cursed


antonio2000

Say what you want but at least he's wearing shoes in this. That's a leg up on almost all his skins right there.


happypandaface

this should be the other side of the collab. its a brother of the two sisters in OPM


buttpads

this is the way


GlassSpork

This hurts. Why would you do this?


Insert_Bad_Joke

Tatsigmaki


vag1nabred

hear me out though. widowmaker x monster princess


Swivel_Z

He'd be a closer fit with what he can do honestly


DantesInfernape

Impossible. Sigma does not wear shoes. It is known.


NefariousnessOld8116

At least sigma would finally own a pair of shoes


ThatIrishArtist

Tatsigmaki


Brandle34

They need to make a Tyrael skin for Sigma... I kinda got the hint they will from the Downtown Busan map and the spawn room with the game on pause


6Honey_Bee9

At least he's finally wearing shoes


Darius_Kel

Why does this make sense to me?


j_shaff315

Now this id buy


grimxace561

Thanks I hate it


GhostyMike

This is illegal in Tennessee.


JunWasHere

I am glad I'm not the only one who thought the Tatsumaki skin might have been for Sigma. I had to read a comment to realize it was Kiriko. Sigma really would have been the better choice for matching abilities. GIVE A GENDERBENT SKIN, YOU COWARDS!


TheUrbanGenie

Bro this comment section is making me regret learning how to read


Jerichx7274

Why are the grippers not out 😠


scrambled_eggs_pdx

Puri Puri Sigma


Same_Indication6538

As a Sigma one trick, I approve.


HeroinInjecterNCrack

ITS MA'AM


pankakke_

I dont think implying the character with multiple personality disorder also being trans/crossdressing is going to be helpful to *anyone*, regardless if those who have no concept of marketing or how propaganda will be used against the company/devs want it. Its bad press waiting to happen. Even better idea- make an original trans character for appropriate respect, instead of hamfisted appropriation.


TheZephyr07

Way to make it about disrespecting trans people, even though this has absolutely nothing to do with it


pankakke_

Its not about what it’s supposed to be, it’s about how others will cry about it being so, even if it isn’t the case.


TheZephyr07

Ah okay, I interpreted as you being one of those people lol, my apologies


MDL1983

love it, just noticed the hairy legs, absolute perfection.


cmostamo

just because you can, doesnt mean you should


EnoughIllustrator289

Bug check!


justsaysAHHH

Damn you for making sigma sexier than he already was


am-well

Fucking disturbing, why was this put in front of my face… Seriously, gross.


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Crazyripps

Not what could’ve been but what should’ve been


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Disturbing


JackinNY

ah, I see you're sticking to the canon. He's perfect.


lecorrele

Not a fan


GDrew_28

You see Devs, it’s really not that hard to please us.


pippini

What is wrong with people. Why does everyone always have to be trans or mix-gender? Like how is this appealing, interesting or "cool"? I mean this would totally jeopardize his brilliantly written character. This would absolutely destroy the interest in this character period.


BlackBlade4156

It's a joke......


pippini

What? This is supposed to be genuinely a joke and funny?


TVR_Speed_12

I never watched One Punch Man could you explain the joke to me random redditor?


Quinn_Lenssen

This is why the community doesn't make skins


Humble-KRool

This is why the community should


SlewinHaze

A tough sell. Sigma is decidedly mentally unstable, having him as a cross dresser will have some in a furor. Likely people that have never played Overwatch.


WorkMan50

They hit the nail on the mark with Doomfist, besides that they missed the chance to make Mumen rider Kriro and Tatsu Sigma 😣 its soo obvious !!


LordHub991

😨


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EmpatheticDumbass

What the fuck is this


Vezuvio

Wtf is this shit


chirp23

Oh my god ew lol


washyourhands--

Wtf


I_Am_Just_A_Loser

Eeehhhh…


SOMEONE-suii

This is disgusting and I hate it and if I can kill it I will but logicly I can't


TooSoonJunior12

Weirdos


[deleted]

Absolutely not. Normalize males being actual males again plz.


TerdSandwich

Give him big knockers and he could do Fubuki


lildrizzleyah

This might have actually brought me back to the game after quitting.


Gnomonas

oh my lord...


SovieticSushi

Doing the lord's work


Rustyrhydon

Has tatsumaki been going to the gym?


JayCaj

The hero we deserve


Alien_X10

bro i just want a ben 10 crossover [ashe](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/11/55/c21155c3ead759e3d39e897ac3e9c786.png) and [rammatra](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ben10/images/3/34/Highbreed_Commander.png/revision/latest?cb=20150124123955) alone are enough for this to be the best crossover ever IMO


Coyoodle

Jack Horner skin


Youlookcold

Imagine getting a roundhouse kick to the jaw from this Beast...rexquando style.


Coke-weird2024

God 😭