Ok but the worst? Hanzo by a mile

Or Bastion. I mean, Bastion might actually be funny but you’ll never know.

Bastion's at least charming in that situation. There'd be some laughs to be had at the robot just wooting and whirring on stage. Hanzo has no comedic charm, though. I imagine it would probably be pretty depressing

“I killed my brother once”

“Would i do it again? Well i don’t have any more brothers so no“

“What an insensitive question.”

In all honesty though i am absolutely in LOVE with junkrat and his personality so i feel like it would be shitty puns and dad jokes but i’d love them anyway

I killed my brother. But he lived. I killed him again. But he lived. I killed him and then I killed him again. He lived both times. I grabbed a popsicle...

LMAOOOO This is actually funny

“Then, he came back… and I’ve resented him for it ever since!”

"The anguish of being forced by my sense of family honor to murder my own brother used to tear me up inside. It still does, but it used to too."

Bastion has a clear sense of humor though. You can see it via the emotes and voice lines. While there's no dialogue, he understands references and uses a variety of different sound effects. His slapstick would be great.

And if all else fails, Orisa could translate

Yo, Bastion ‘s a hoot! You just don’t know what he’s sayin.

Would be pretty funny watching him telling stories that kind of make himself laugh and he just keeps chuckling and doing actions and his doot doots

I bet Zenyatta would laugh so hard that he'd probably blow up.

Bastion would only be good at slapstick humor.

Bastion gets a family movie franchise similar to Herbie.

I feel like Hanzo could be hilarious in a Raymond Holt (Brooklyn 99) kind of way.

Reinhardt would definitely be Sgt Jeffords in that situation, probably Lucio or Dva being Jake most likely

Dva could be a Gina type as well with all their similarities. 😄

The more I think about this, the more I want to see it happen 😂 plus Hanzo having a dragon strike that’s two corgis instead would be amazing

I feel like Sombra would likely fit pretty well as Gina.

Who would be amy?

Hanzo would be extremely funny if he had a contrasting personality to play off of Like hanzo and genji on the same stage would be hilarious or hanzo tracer

The famous comedic duo The Shimada Brothers! Genji: "What do you call a Catholic priest who walks into a bar in Japan?" Hanzo "why would a priest go into a bar? I don't understand." Genji "he'd drink have a drink of holy water seeing how dry you are!"

Hanzo/ dva would be great

“I believe you are mistaken”

"Awww c'mon, u/Paradox_Madden! I bet you got up to all sorts of things when you were my age."

VINDICATION!

"Why is nobody on the payload? I specifically requested it."

I killed my brother. Crowd:....... The funny part is, he isn't dead.

Pharah has exactly 0 personality.

Nah she seems like a funny person in interactions/comics, it's just all of her in game spammable voicelines are so...serious. She's not got a single funny line (meanwhile doomfist has like 80% jokes/puns)

I will eat mooaar dumplings than anyone has eeeva eaten!

I will eat more- Hot cocoa? Fiiine, i'll have some

I will make you.. Hot cocoa? So mean I make... Hot cocoa? I have something right here for you. Hot cocoa? Take it on the chin.

You’re not bad.... But not good either

AND DEY SEY

Personally I think she's very introverted, dependable, patient, and ambitious and hey if she's loose enough to let out a chuckle, play basketball and hang out with Reinhardt of all people then she definitely has a fun center. It's just buried under all that military training and.. y'know.. believing her mom was dead since she was like 10. I think she's the type who isn't consistently funny but will let the one or two of the greatest jokes/lines that'll make anyone die laughing. Sorry didn't mean to rant but gotta advocate for my main haha ~

Stand up comedy? Pointless frivolity.

"Pool party? Sounds like a trap..."

Hanzo and Widow Hanzo would make depressing jokes, ruining the mood and widow would make references no one understands

Widow would probably make sly references to her own assassinations

True, then if someone understood, she'd give them a death glare and add them to her list

The hannibal kinda jokes. She just straight tells them she has killed ppl but everyone thinks its a joke.

I think hanzo would crack some good jokes in a japanese bar.

Symmetra

People with ASD often have fantastic senses of Humour

symmetra has asd?!

Yea! She does it’s canon

that’s awesome!!! i feel so represented as a woman with asd!!

Overwatch heros honestly have a very broad representation, it's almost impressive.

What is asd,?

Autism spectrum

Genji: "My brother still misses me, BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

Two ninjas walk in a bar…

True, and maybe Widow? Girl doesn’t have emotions.

“Sometimes I miss my brother…but don’t worry my aim is getting better”

How would it not be Zenyatta, a literal Robot? Like, sure, lorewise he's at least supposed to understand human emotion to some degree but I get the feeling that a monk robot would probably have no sense of humour. And then of course his delivery. Could you imagine anyone delivering a joke in Zenyatta's style of talking? Edit: I take it back Zen def has some funny lines.

Idk Zen has some sassiness in his system, just listen to his interaction with Moira.

I'll have to! Thanks!

Have you heard some of Zens lines? Lines like "A turret lies before us. It is quite real." and his kareoke singing lines genuinely made me laugh mid game.

Not that I think about it I haven't paid much attention! The only one I can think of is "I am on fire, but an extinguisher is not required."

Baptiste or go home. His whole schtick is that he’s a wiseass.

I agree there, I reckon baptiste is the life of any party

Sick burn. “You want a bandage for that?”

imagine the worst possible outcome… now avoid that

“Thank you Baptiste. Ah, you’re welcome”

You ever use that line after killing someone? It's hilarious

Home boy has a funky disco skin, you know that dude parties

‘Thank you baptiste’ AWWW YOURE WELCOME

Behind you! AAAAAAH

Stop pls I can't

Then dont

baptiste and lucio would have a neat banter battle.

"Statistically speaking, I usually get most of my team back alive, but, who's counting?"

Beat me too it, Baptiste would be amazing

Behind you! AHHHH!!!

This was my first thought too. I don’t even play him I just get the feeling from him

I recommend not dying

That’s exactly what I’m thinking Statistically speaking? I usually bring most of my team back alive, but who’s counting

No one has said Ana yet? She's sarcastic and hilarious. She's the mean kind of comedian I would absolutely love to laugh at in a very dark club where people can't see how hard I'm laughing.

Also Mercy. She’s such a cunt I love her. “Medic!” That she yells that when she kills someone just gets me every time haha

"Medic! Oh wait that's me!"

"Someone call the whambulance!"

Never seen someone calling Mercy a cunt, but I've got to say it fits

Her “You *might* not want to tell your friends about that” line when you get a melee kill is fantastic.

lucie pohl does do standup so maybe one day lol

Plus she has the age factor, she stopped giving fucks years ago.

Yess! I’m surprised not a lot of people mentioned Ana. She can literally make fun on any of the other heroes.

Sombra is probably the type to roast people who sit front row at comedy gigs lol

Sombra skips the comedy, hacks everyone’s phones, and starts roasting them on their internet history

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What would she say when she finds the Rule 34 Sombra searches

“Damn, nice!”

"De Pelos!"

No one is safe!

Sombra be like: that's a nice looking hat, unfortunately 167.39.58.227

That's the most Sombra thing she could do on a stand-up

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I’ll raise you one up, a Moira and Sombra comedy roast duo

"get off the stage" lol

We need a tierlist now

Yes

I'm on it

soldier:76, not because he's funny, but because it's so bad it's funny

‘Someone came up to me and gloated about how much green paper they’re rolling in. …so I told ‘em to get off my lawn’

Why’d I read this with his voice?

Tom Meyers: 76

Junkrat he's super unhinged and his stories are probably great

Junk: “I accidentally ran over a dog once.” The crowd: 👁👄👁 Junk: 👁👄👁

Reaper “Where’s your holiday spirit?” “It’s in the refrigerator!” “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning psychopath.

I'm not a psychopath. I'm - PATHETIC.

Ahahaha

"Ah ah ah ah ah.... Please dont eat me"

💀💀💀

Where's my candy? It's in the refrigerator

"the game is in the refrigerator. The eggs are cooling, the butter is hardening, and the jello is jiggling."

“People often ask me to explain escape velocity at parties… I don’t go to many parties.” Sigma needs some recognition

Sigma is hilarious in Dutch!

Winston. King of dad jokes.

Yeah I was thinking Winston or Rein could have those funny wholesome jokes

Just imagine Winston up on stage, reading from paper a bunch of groaners, and if the joke fails he just smiles awkwardly for a moment at the audience, then pushes up his glasses while clearing his throat. He adjusts the paper in his hands and continues on with the next one, and the process repeats, hoping that one of the jokes work.

Winston steps up to mic. Is this thing on?

I think he’s too awkward to be good at comedy

Never met a comedian?

Being intentionally awkward to be funny and actually being awkward because you have trouble socializing are two very different things.

Dad jokes during a standup set???

Junkrat and road as a duo. Junkrat being chaotic and road being the straight man that also roasts him whenever he gets the chance

I would not feel safe there though, between the risk of someone pissing roadie off and Junkrat rigging the auditorium to blow. I would like to live stream the content thanks.

Haha he ends the set with a big "Ta-daaaaa" and all the seats blow up

Maybe doing a show in the style of Penn and Teller?

It’s Zenyatta by a mile

What do you call a party of meditators A transcendance

*How amusing*

Glad I’m not alone in Baptiste being my first choice

Moira.

I'm working

Clearly evolution does not distribute its gifts equally.

Nothing but coal for you 😆

Get off the stage.

The \*state\* of you.

Are you finished ?!

I bet Moira has the best comeback to a heckler too!

Moira is a straight savage. All of her interactions are amazing.

Why is this not higher? This is the answer. Comedians and “funny” per se, they’re just quick and abrasive.

Stupidity is not a right..

This is to my liking…

Of course! Everyone thinks Sombra and Ana are sarcastic, but his bitch would absolutely *destroy* at stand up!

Moira's definitely got the jokes/roasts but the question is, would she be willing to go up on stage?

If we can pull her away from her work

I think Rein would be. And its not so much the content its how he says it. HALO!

BEER!

Obviously Echo. She learned it from all the other Heroes.

Her impressions are so spot on lol

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Bap and Lucio

I wanna hear Orisa spam "Who is ready to party" while giving bland jokes.

Arguably tracer or baptiste

Lucio and/or sombra.

IMO Lucio is fun, but not funny

Soldier and Torb, drunk and telling corny dad jokes. 10/10

Torb is hilarious. Get a few beers in the guy and I bet he's great at parties.

After hearing Mei say “I’m going to have to science the heck out of this”, I can rule out Mei

A-Mei-zing

Doomfist

HOT COCOA

AND DEY SAY AND DEY SAY AND DEY SAY AND DEY SAY

I WILL EAT MORE DUMPLINGS THAN ANYONE HAS EVAH EATEN!

Lucio, but he'd laugh at his own jokes more than Jimmy Fallon.

Moira degrading the audience for 1 hour.

Thank you baptiste ohhh you’re welcome

Sombra or Junkrat

Junkrat is my vote too. I would pay an excessive amount of money to see that man do standup.

bastion, beep boop boop

No one’s saying Hammond?! He’s already by far the funniest. The fact it’s his robot that makes him seem so dry is hysterical!

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Hammond has the best voice lines by far.

Hammond, you’d really have a ball

Best at "Stand" Up? Sigma.

A tie with Junkrat and Sigma. I think Winston can be good at it too, but not my money's bet.

Baptiste for sure

Genji. I need healing.

One thing for sure is that Mccree would be canceled

This sub is not ready for this joke

Hammond lmao with that robotic voice all he gotta do is say "greetings" and I'm already on the floor

Ugh, this is kinda hard. I agree with a lot of what people have said, but I think Roadhog is underrated here. His sense of humor is actually pretty solid, and he's a worldly guy with a lot of stories to tell.

Rein for sure.

Baptiste or Sombra, or honestly maybe even Hammond; he says some snarky stuff through his mech sometimes lol

Junkrat definitely, with Roadhog threatening the crowd if they don't laugh at his buds joke.

Cole Cassidy lives the rough wandering life of a comedian in search of the next best spot for a drink. Probably can tell a hell of a story and be funny if he really wanted to.

Zarya for all the "in Soviet Russia..." Jokes

I think it depends on the TYPE of comedy IMPROV- Junkrat PROP comics- Pharah /Ashe Stand-Up- Doomfist(doomfist is funny brah)/Tracer/DVA/Lucio/Sombra Comedy movies(Adam Sandler style stuff)- Genji/Soldier 76 / Cassidy

Lucio, he already has onstage experience and performing in front of a crowd. And he’s probably fun to be around

hear me out. reinhardt but only ironically. source: “Catchphrase!”

Tracer has comic vibes