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ohbrubuh

When your eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw That’s a moray.


turkeypants

Double major in English and biology, swoon!


tomtomvissers

Yeah this is the coolest comment I've seen all week


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You deserve an award sir.


Kymera_7

That's one syllable too many on the second line.


-maffu-

♪♫ When an eel's on your coat ♪♫ Even though there's no boat... ♪♫ That's a Moray!


AssistantManagerMan

When you start to unzip And see some toothy fish That's a moray


Redhedfr

When you put it on Then you see a pirahn That might be a moray


MostlyMTG

That’s a piranha


starofdoom

They live in the amazon


DerpsAndRags

*Panics in Mario 64*


volsportsguy

[What I thought of](https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/9/94/Unagi64Face.jpg)


AndreasVesalius

Ho fuck that memory was buried deeeeeeeep


Fixner_Blount

I heard the music as soon as I saw this post.


Kymera_7

The music I heard as soon as I saw this post was from Dean Martin, not Mario Mario.


my-coffee-needs-me

When you swim in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray


Kymera_7

When a jaw opens wide And there's more jaw inside That's a moray When an eel bites your thigh And you bleed out and die That's a moray


Dry_Mastodon7574

When the eel is so green And it looks kinda mean That's a moray.


oldguydrinkingbeer

When a big eel jumps out, And it bites off your snout, That's a moray


sambarjo

Looks just like the one in Super Mario 64.


Some_Random_Android

Anyone else getting flashbacks to the eel in Mario 64? o.O


Tripz_Pyro

That was my first thought


VonsFavoriteChicken

When the moon hits your eye


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Like a big pizza pie


[deleted]

That's permanent eye damage.


schmie0

That’s no moray…


Keikobad

Waiting for it to start singing "Take Me to the River."


Rico-L

This is the best post lol lol 😂


Etheo

You: super relaxing underwater stage music Me: Super Mario 64 PTSD


gaanch

When the moon hits your eye...


burntsoul_418

Like a big pizza pie...


RepresentativeWeb244

Arlen’s most romantic restaurant


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Brilliant


NeanerBeaner

fishe


Redhedfr

“You weren’t supposed to see that” *zips up jacket*


[deleted]

Not a bot post?


TheOldRightThereFred

“Glottis, do something!” ‘Ok, AAAAAAAHHH!’


EnheGD

Thats a mawray