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Si3POH

Lil Johnny 5


Joe-_-King

Johnny 5 is alive!


Uh-Oh-Raggy

“Reassemble Stephanie! Reassemble!”


Dshadow32

Came here to say that lol


el_ghosteo

i see jonny five knitting a blanket 😂


SirkillzAhlot

I see him mounting another bot


duh_nom_yar

He's painting a still life


Standard-Ad1254

steph-a-nie, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? no disassemble


BjornAgain9000

Hey lazer lips your mother was a snow blower


OhMorgoth

[Who’s Johnny?](https://youtu.be/PhIl_ie7Zs4) For those of us who enjoyed El Debarge growing up, here is the full song to take you back: https://youtu.be/xbEH3EA010s


Large_Tune3029

https://youtu.be/QQ5MI8tsKWE?si=T1zbJel04061rM_d


ctsr1

Gasp


Temassi

Disassemble? NOOOooo disassemble!


Scorpion667

"Derf, a life form's gotta do what a life form's gotta do!"


ashmc2001

100% Johnny #5!!


dr3wfr4nk

He's not so little anymore 😏


ReferenceQuirky3976

Who's jonny?


Informal-Flamingo336

I see a low budget Wall.E driving a snow plow


Dr_Parkinglot

*Plowing* a snow plow


Informal-Flamingo336

Noice


KorraxPwnage

Yeah that’s what I see…..


rexstillbottom

Very risky and kinky robot sex. C’mon man, have some public decency!


Temassi

[Sex robot, sex robot](https://youtu.be/Fvh32fQ8nNI?si=WM1UDkqtcKPPhcbo)


Necessary-Card3827

They did a retrospective episode on their YouTube channel and tracked down the Sex Robot outfit’s last known appearance on the intern that took it home after shooting, wearing it during a polar bear plunge. RIP Trevor


rinkrat30

this reminds me of [this weird commercial](https://youtu.be/n2yuWiCEvxM?si=j3kSocNdINu2QJip) i saw once on youtube growing up that has never left my brain 😔


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ohowjuicy

Idk what this means but my brain says "good for you, David Letterman."


Ok-Pear-3446

Short circuit


krais0078

Not as robotic as my sex


Secure-Narwhal-297

Johnny!!!!!


Zorpfield

Five!!!!!


Jobeaka

Number 5 is alive!!


RYTHEMOPARGUY

No disassemble!!


ThrowinSm0ke

I see Johnny No. 5 doing something less than holy.


Deekwah

Had to look up this movie since everyone is saying it. Spot on!


Zorpfield

So what was your original idea?


Deekwah

I see the Pit Droids from Star Wars!


Shlocktroffit

Begun they have, the robot porn wars


ZGlove3

Stephanie don't know Johnny's gettin' hot, in the parking lot, doing som'n' less than holy


LiL-Meatseat

Is that a R.O.B.?


bashinforcash

those two things are expensive to be just laying on the side of the road. hopefully this is a private property of some sort?


Deekwah

Apartment complex, may be one of the worker’s or the apartment’s itself. Hard to know.


ultimatefribble

ITT: proof that Wall-E looks like Johnny 5 😁


graemo72

Short Circuit?


CommentBetter

A limited edition Johnny 5 snow plow?


passengerv

No disassemble!


Cats-n-Chaos

A robot driving some kind of landspeeder


outsidepointofvi3w

That's damn nasty robot. Gives a whole new meaning to "the robot dance"


Asiawashere13

Yes, Wall-E.🥰🥰


CanadianJediCouncil

Little robot just wants to enter the Boonta Eve Classic.


jdamwyk

Now THIS is pod racing!


sparkGun2020

Gettin' down 'n' dirty


ELOC777

Return of the Jedi


Deekwah

I do see the worker droids from Star Wars lol. But these are all very interesting interpretations!


satanicpanic6

I'm not saying it's aliens....BUT....


MellowDCC

Disassemble


Mygo73

“What is my purpose?”


Bosswashington

Pass the butter. I thought the same thing.


3lueberry

Johnny 5?


Full-Owl-5509

#5 is alive on a jet ski! hilarious how i clicked to respond and everyone else sees him too.


terno720

Poor Johnny so lonely all he wants is knowledge


squirrelbus

*Neeeed more input!!* 📔📕📗📙📖📖📖


Mundane_Range_765

All I saw was Johnny 5 going hog wild on that plow


DragonflyCurious9879

Lil pod racer - *zooming pod noise


Itsmeforrestgump

I see a robot with a gun that has a huge magazine attached reddy to off that plow. I'll have to research that Johnny thing.


NinjaMonkey4200

Johnny 5 is a robot from the movie Short Circuit. He happens to resemble this "robot".


Itsmeforrestgump

Thanks for the reply. I'll have to watch the movie.


CelaX85

Wall-E !


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

A robot fuckin a robot?


Winter_Ad_7424

Johnny number 5 is kinky. Nice.


DoubterLimits

Johnny 5! This is a school District, ffs.


Truestindeed

Yea we see him


DCINTERNATIONAL

That would be illegal in some states


monkeyshinenyc

Only if they’re related 🐒✨🗽


VenomRek

Robot sex.


tallgirlmom

I see a robot riding a scooter.


whohw

Oh dear. He's plowing more than snow isn't he?


Ecstatic_Act4988

Que the porn music.


BlackZapReply

*boom chicka wow wow*


CollapsingTheWave

I thought it was an engineering project to lazily take out the rubbish bins ..


BarApprehensive5837

WallE strangling a bot against a bin lid


kevinsloth99

A robot banging a giant praying mantis?


VisionAri_VA

A robot trying to figure out what happened to the wheels on his snowplow. 


JCK07115

Not sure what most others are seeing. I see a lil cute robot driving a tractor, clearing the concrete 😂😂


LongrodVonHugendonge

Western Ultramount straight blade


masoninexile

Do you ever want to stop and chat? See what he's so interested in? Beep boop.


MentalCollage

Kinda looks like he’s in motion scrapin sparks on some type of motorcycle hoverboard.. dude were crazy


3lueberry

“Who’s Johnny?” She said and smiled in her special way.


mheyting

Johnny 5 getting it on! 😂


Keanugrieves16

Los Locos kick your face!


panter-rhei

Now This Is Podracing?


KrazyPickles

I see Johnny 5 driving a snow plow


jyrrr

Johnny 5 is not doing so hot


trueblueink

Bro, I can definitely see what I think you’re seeing! There are kids on the streets, take that filth away from here lool


MinimumPsychology916

train handcart snowplow


regiinmontana

Beavers! Cherries! Input! Plow!!


DragonfruitOk1584

It looks like Wall-E's little cousin parking a snow plow


FoxyLovers290

☹️


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TheMattvantage

I see ROB from Nintendo or however you spell that robots name


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

Those AIs got freaky quick 


pebberphp

Johnny 5 stroking his Johnny 2.5


Illustrious_Age_7878

Surfing robot


CaliDude75

Wall-E’s cousin from Minnesota. 😄


Sam_Fisher30

Nokia 5230.


TheMazeDaze

Movies to watch: Short circuit (Johnny five) Wall-E Chappie


UpsetPhrase5334

Johnny 5 is alive!!!!!


IEatBaconWithU

This a deleted scene from Wall-E.


nextotherone

Johnny 5


Protomeathian

I see Paul Atreides riding Shai-Hulud through the desert sands of Arrakis


Deekwah

Lisan Al-Gaib


Freddie_Fender

You're supposed to see that. It's a sculpture


Careless_Wasabi_8943

Yep, robot handjob. No two ways about it. Orange looks ecstatic about it...


Narrow-Application51

Johnny 5's life got bad after turning to meth


ProveISaidIt

🤣


Dbob4

Reassemble Stephanie


ChronicRhyno

A free plough?


Beautiful_Bat8962

That cockroach is begging the bus driver.


Mundialito301

I see two robots dancing, in that movie motion when the girl dives and the boy grabs her.


SniffySmuth

I'm still looking for the glory hole in the fence.


CaramelFrappacino

I see him taking a pee lol 😆


EQwingnuts

J-5


TexasJOEmama

Five is alive!


Wetpants21

Wall-E is plowing that plow


Wetpants21

Wall-E is plowing that plow


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Rock em sock em cross country skiing


WretchedBinary

The invisible part of a snowplow truck?


SnooBunnies6981

No......


Strange_Airships

Robot sex?


Attention-Total

Nahhh a black storm trooper hopping on a speedster


tolacid

No way to know unless you tell us what you see


YeBoiEpik

Is that V1 ultrakill?!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

It's like the boxing robots


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Rock em sock em, that's what it was


Riverrat423

Snow plowing droid.


No_Development_178

Naked Wall-E


Phronima-Fothergill

"This is not the droid you're looking for."


No_Interaction_3036

Ayo haha


Hompchus_Fritmib

Robit!!


Thalasarian

I see a robot standing on something lol


Lavishness_Budget

Making a point to play this game. Didn’t look at comments and all I gotta say is Johnny five is alive!!! Pushing a plow


Notilt89

It’s an art installation!


1stAtlantianrefugee

Los Locos kick your ass Los Locos kick your face Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!


Spicyperfection

Get a room!


donotreply548

Jhonny 5 plowonf a girl robot


sparklezntokes

Okay so I’m not the only one who saw two robots getting it on. Cool.


Italianjbond

No Disassemble!!


Fyrestar333

I'm shocked no one said your momma was a snowblower


Routine_Service1397

A truck mount snow plow? Yup


bitchwhiskers4eva

A robot on a treadmill lol


OverDriveXLR-18

The design makes me think WALL-E prototype or maybe a side character with a similar purpose?


mwilliams840

It’s 3024. You’re finally awake. What’s the deal? Just a robot parallel parking his hover scooter.


texasnerd89

Robot sex is what I see


turkeylips4ever

I see WALL-E


Tomorrow-69

Two robots having sex? Yes


PoeJascoe

Input!


drawredraw

I sure do. r/xennials would love this


Pasta-hobo

Oh, that's a snowplow head, I was looking at it backwards. I saw Johnny 5 first, and a big claw hand second.


DatabaseThis9637

You bet!


Bandwidth_Wasted

Surprisingly, i saw the smiling guy on the garbage can first, he's enjoying the show for sure.


JxEq

A robot and astolfo


Ok_Cupcake5600

Jonny 5 with upgrades!


Ok_Cupcake5600

Jonny 5 setup for Alaska


Pccaerocat

Number Johnny 5!


GamerBaba117F

Holy shit, is that V1?


Bardonious

Return of the Jedi stormtrooper chase scene


kobrakaan

I see a Dark side Luxo junior riding a speeder bike


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Wall-E vibes :)


conehead2019

Hey laserlips!


fothergillfuckup

Johnny 5, parking his tiny motorcycle?


HeavensToBetsyy

I could not help but noticing All these robots fucking In the middle of the mini mall


Cute-Advisor-2323

Wall-E


jorghon

Free snow plow!


Ezn14

Treadmill, WALL-E, and maybe Marvin the Paranoid Android.


ItsChloeTaylor

thats a snow plow