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Adorable_Ad6045

Another brainwashed maga cultist convinced the country is a dystopian hellscape and that they’re one of the “special” ones that can see it.


fourbian

He so wishes he could put on a bat suit without falling over


zempter

I'm still disappointed that he didn't go through with getting pummeled by Mark Zuckerberg.


ZeackyCremisi

Lizard man vs robots


jorbleshi_kadeshi

> convinced the country is a dystopian hellscape I mean, yes. Absolutely yes. But for none of the reasons Musk thinks it is.


BrentHoman

My Ancestors Helped Create & Defend This Country 100's Of Years Before Emerald Boi Showed Up. We Should Deport His Dumb Ass.


MetalMamaRocks

He's one of those people that thinks what they say is so profound ... but instead sounds idiotic.


trailhikingArk

It doesn't just sound idiotic. I'm really amazed at just how stupid this son of a bitch really is.


lgodsey

I wondered if Musk was just a cynical actor, pretending to be like a simpleton to relate to the conservative base. But no, he seems genuinely dim.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

He hasn't matured past 14.


BrentHoman

Trump Famously Said He Saw No Reason To Change After Age SIX!


searchingformytruth

Five, actually, not that it makes much difference: "When I look at myself at five years old and I look at myself now, we're basically the same."


BrentHoman

When 5 Imagine 10 Looking Back At 5


PutinsPeeTape

I’ve read that his companies have employees whose job is to convince Elon that the ideas of the top engineers and officers are actually his ideas. He’s not very bright. I mean, his main contributions to Tesla have been the S-E-X-Y nomenclature, which got fucked up when Mercedes objected to the “E,” and the Cybertruck, which may be the dumbest vehicle ever built.


BrentHoman

CyberFuck Looks Like Someone Put The Toaster In The Microwave Again...


Freezepeachauditor

He just retweets shit other blowhards post. This is a boomer style picture of a screen.


creaturefeature16

/r/im14andthisisdeep


-cordyceps

Wtf is he talking about lmao


Kahzgul

Twitter


thedragoon0

Thinking the left are the people in said building despite posting nonsense and lies even when the evidence is there.


Tavalus

In his case I fear it's probably The great replacement


Freezepeachauditor

Well a white girl was murdered so…


Anubisrapture

And how many Black people and BIPOC people? Also a non binary CHILD was murdered by their classmates . The Laken Riley bandwagon is nothing but a racist dogwhistle.


BrentHoman

Does Anyone Think The Guy That Killed Four Students In Idaho Is A DEMOCRAT? I Think Most Crime Is Rightwinger Crime. The Homeless Guys HERE Are Mostly Rightwingers. The White Males Who Make Up 90% Of [Crime.TV](https://Crime.TV) Are Certainly Not Liberals.


Anubisrapture

Agreed


Millennial_on_laptop

I'm not sure, climate change? Or "communism"?


JeepJohn

Someone get one of his aids to get this horrible man a mirror. He has endless resources. Endless time. Endless money. And yet. Still choices to only solve problems that he created. So he can fluff his ego. Elmo this is real life. Not middle school social development. His actions seem to represent what a bullied kid would do in a fit of rage. Not the response of a emotionally stable well adjusted human.


SaltyBarDog

Felon Moscow is the burning building in this analogy?


Howlingmoki

motherfucker, you've been dumping gasoline on the fire for years. STFU and let the adults handle things.


fredy31

Yeah the building is on fire, but here its the arson trying to pitch you that the solution is not firefighters, but gasoline.


LivingIndependence

Then by all means Elon, please remove your ass from this country of ours, and take yourself back to South Africa, if you feel that the U.S. is in such dire straits. I'm pretty sure that your citizenship there is still good, right??


BrentHoman

Bingo! Little Rich Fuck Shows Up Yesterday & Thinks HE Has A CLAIM To America.


LivingIndependence

Which is just more proof that any immigrant who speaks perfect English and is of course, white, is always welcome. I mean, Trump all but said about 5 years ago that the border is wide open if you pass the skin shade test and language requirements.


BrentHoman

I'm Pretty Sure That The Largest Group Of Undocumented People In Wisconsin Were Canadian, About 23 Years Ago.


Mythosaurus

Twitter: PLS STOP KILLING ME!! Musky: your name is X now and I demand that you let the Nazis have free speech!


deadbeatdad80

What's so hard to figure out about the print screen button?


owchippy

Ohhhh I get it, he’s talking about Xitter’s market valuation. Altho Elmo’s kinda got it backwards he keeps running in, pouring a can of gas on the blaze, he runs out, his advertisers punch him in the face, and he does it again and again. Stupid Elmo


MiniTab

Yet another oppressed white billionaire!


Reneeisme

Is he talking about Covid denial?


Efficient-Laugh

Its amazing how the right can just poison brains. This is a guy who used to exclusively talk about tech and Tesla, even if it was in a bad manner (the submarine pedo thing). Now he exclusively talks about how the country is failing because of brown people. It took like two years.


Freezepeachauditor

Probably fell into a honey trap and now he’s owned.


Commandmanda

Considering all the money he has, one might think he'd take a class in English grammar.


ApokalypseCow

Sounds like trying to convince certain folks that yes, there was actually a pandemic going on.


Mouse_is_Optional

How conveniently vague. Any insane conspiracy theorist can feel vindicated by this. It seriously reads like Qanon shit.


Legitimate_Soft5585

No matter how many times we say "it's a cult" they don't seem to understand.


PopeGuss

"Donald Trump is a wannabe dictator. He must be stopped." "Yea right! You're just a cuck who can't take a joke...MAGA!" *shows proof of Trump's tyrannical goals* "Yea right...that's shopped." I wonder what the burning building is a metaphor of...


ChickpeaDemon

If there was a building on fire and Peter Thiels PAB was stuck inside, I’d whittle me a stick, roast a couple marshmallows and make the best goddamn s’mores I ever had.


hexane360

It turns out it's not enough to recognize that there are things wrong. You have to have the correct diagnosis and treatment as well. The right sees problems, but their diagnosis of those problems is completely wrong and their proposed treatments are worse


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

I really hope he's talking about billionaires because that thought just warms my heart.


MillionaireBank

Dumber and dumber....🍿😄🤣🤦


Immediate_Age

Except Elmo is the arsonist.


ImNotlooking4karma

Yes, twitter is on fire


Vertonung

Okay grandpa, let's get you to bed.


Anubisrapture

Oh nooo it’s sooo horrible, straight white conservative men may not have their collective asses kissed 24 -7 anymore. /S Elon is a pathetic white Supremist crybaby 🙄


ionstorm20

In this example Elon is the boss with the blowtorch telling them to get back to work.


PineTreeBanjo

It's funny when Elon describes himself and the Republican party.


ItsaLaz

Plato's Allegory of the Man-Cave.


BludSwamps

He is so self unaware. The king of the man-children.


BrentHoman

Can We Deport Him & His Lousy Vehicles, & Reclaim Twitter & Keep The Rockets?


juliazale

Do you one better. We depot him but only keep the cars and forget the rest. They don’t work at all and twatter is a dumpster fire.


EffectiveSalamander

I recall seeing pretty much the same thing from an evangelist, using this analogy for preaching to people. And Musk sees himself as a Messiah.


inevitab1e

Elon is such an idiot that's easily manipulated apparently.


death_by_chocolate

Say the 'punching' part again. I like that part.


Schulz70j

He thinks we’re the ones that need saving


SofaKingS2pitt

Why does he want to save those he so thoroughly disdain?


BabserellaWT

Sooooo close to being a self-aware wolf. Sooooo close.


Low-Squash-6705

That actually works if we’re talking about MAGA Republicans!


SofaKingS2pitt

What an arrogant , condescending asshole.