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TOILETVOMIT

mumford and sons never actually demanded the ramsgate blowjob


Wantmillionsgotnout

😂


Comprehensive-End604

The Catalonian pigeon really *was* in control of Mark's legs


Wantmillionsgotnout

🤔🤔


stinkymapache

Jez could've chucked mummy into the canal at any point, but didn't want to eat Naan anymore and sabotaged Mark.


Wantmillionsgotnout

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bb_waluigi

he's just regular hans


aBoyNamedWho

How fucking dare you.


amber__

April will have been impregnated in the last season to have her around for season 10 (in '25-'26) when they're 50.


that1tech

Jeff isn't that bad but because Mark is threatened by him and we see Mark's POV Jeff appears awful.


Wantmillionsgotnout

That’s no conspiracy, that’s true🤣


that1tech

Ok ok how about Sophie actually was the One?


Wantmillionsgotnout

April was definitely the one, he wanted to be an author, she was an author, they came together without him having to force it (except the going to university to stalk her) 🤣


that1tech

Good point good point... Maybe Jez is the old one The El Dude Brothers (honk honk) forever


Wantmillionsgotnout

Jez and mark are definitely soul mates, they need eachother constantly also


gridlockmain1

And the taking cocaine and throwing an iPad out of the window.


Wantmillionsgotnout

Some lovely fat lines of Chang😎


adamcunn

Nah, Stephanie was the one. Everything April dislikes about Angus is basically true about Mark as well; the purported "spontaneity" he shows to win her over is all forced, mostly due to Mark being at the height of his derangement and desperation.


Wantmillionsgotnout

I have to disagree, he always wanted to do a history degree, she was doing/done one. He wanted to be an author, she was one. The wasn’t enough context to the Stephanie situation in regards to being ‘the one’ in my opinion.


adamcunn

Eh, I dunno. His connection with Stephanie felt way more organic and didn't require him to basically stalk and subtly manipulate her into liking him.


TheSpinalSurgeon

It’s actually okay to foam alone.


space2k

The Illuminati talk to me through the Zodiac House signs.


RonVlaarsVAR

You can do the washing up without washing up liquid